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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 03 2007 04:45 GMT
#61
Awesome!
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
September 03 2007 07:01 GMT
#62
damn dude
you seriously have talent
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
September 03 2007 10:52 GMT
#63
The door is closed, the music's on
My fingers move as of a ghost
The 'puter hums, all doubts long gone
My heart's a-pounding as I post.

The time has come for all to see
For all to marvel and to know
The talent slumbering in thee --
I'm off the chair, I knee and bow!

I bow my head and kiss your feet
To show the world I 'preciate
What you have written, what you did --
My favourite poet - defenestrate.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
September 03 2007 10:57 GMT
#64
On September 03 2007 02:53 defenestrate wrote:
Inc: what is a hobbled toe?

Show nested quote +
On September 03 2007 02:25 DeadVessel wrote:
Decapitated chickens and stillborn mice.


Another day. The sun will rise.
The Voodoo-mouse is huge with child,
She looms above her minion mice,
Domestic, lab, or merely wild.

But Voodoo’s joy is not to last,
For Fate is but a fickle whore.
A beast unheard of in the past,
A headless fowl, a man’s repast,
Ran by and kicked her with its spur.

Two weeks have passed. She labors hard
And squeezes out her mousy brood.
They lay, unmoving, bloody, marred,
Their tiny eyes with death imbued.

Her babies lost, her hopes betrayed,
The Voodoo-mouse lays down a curse.
The chicken, boneless, butchered, flayed,
Inside a grocer’s freezer splayed,
Assembles in a way perverse.

Another day. The sun has fled,
And all the poultry run and hide,
For Voodoo-mouse brings doom and dread
With Frankenchicken at her side.


this is just rofl ^^
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Rchon
Profile Joined May 2005
Canada91 Posts
September 03 2007 14:09 GMT
#65
You're awesome dude. great job.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
September 03 2007 15:34 GMT
#66
What exactly are you on? :D
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
September 03 2007 15:37 GMT
#67
Yea you are very good. The Savior one was astounding
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 03 2007 16:28 GMT
#68
veryyyyyyyyyyyy nice
BlaCha
Profile Joined March 2005
Poland743 Posts
September 03 2007 16:56 GMT
#69
Great job man, you're good!
Of course, fucking of course.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
September 03 2007 20:07 GMT
#70
How did I miss this, this is insanely good. Now all the world needs to be perfect is to have MSPaint drawings about these poems.

Really nice this, cheers!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
September 03 2007 20:32 GMT
#71
On September 04 2007 05:07 Nyovne wrote:
How did I miss this, this is insanely good. Now all the world needs to be perfect is to have MSPaint drawings about these poems.

Really nice this, cheers!

Some of these are mad hard ): And because it's a collaborative work, the MSPaint has to be just as good as the poems... Otherwise it'd be an insult. And I think that's hard to do on MSPaint xD The point of MSPaint, I always thought, was for fun little drawings that didn't take much effort. These poems are probably worth more than that.
Peace~
Oak
Profile Joined June 2007
South Africa114 Posts
September 03 2007 21:54 GMT
#72
Dude you clearly have not seen that guy draw the Mona Lisa in MSPaint. So amazingly good.
Let me see if i can find the link again.
uvaer
Profile Joined April 2007
Norway157 Posts
September 03 2007 22:05 GMT
#73
On September 04 2007 06:54 Oak wrote:
Dude you clearly have not seen that guy draw the Mona Lisa in MSPaint. So amazingly good.
Let me see if i can find the link again.


please do
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-03 22:08:56
September 03 2007 22:08 GMT
#74
On September 04 2007 06:54 Oak wrote:
Dude you clearly have not seen that guy draw the Mona Lisa in MSPaint. So amazingly good.
Let me see if i can find the link again.





but still, you must not have seen fantas drawings

he's pro mspaint
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Oak
Profile Joined June 2007
South Africa114 Posts
September 03 2007 22:21 GMT
#75
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/painting_the_mona_lisa_with_ms.php

Arggh, you guys beat me to it. Damn my slow internet's eyes!
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 03 2007 22:31 GMT
#76
My apologies. I didn't get anywhere with the time travel theme and just passed out last night.

What exactly are you on? :D


Nothing while writing those poems. Beer afterward.



fanatacist, I'm honored. I'm working on something for those reverse centaurs you and Steve drew
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
September 04 2007 04:01 GMT
#77
I can't believe I missed this...now I want to make a reqest. Do one on a foreigner suddenly gaining the skills to compete among the best in korea and tearing up courage, MSL, OSL. The foreigner becomes the first ever non-korean to make it into Kespa ranks, only to find out that all of Brood war (public/private servers, tourneys, leagues, and teams) will be terminated thanks to Starcraft 2 :O
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 04 2007 04:10 GMT
#78
Do one about YellOw 5pooling BoxeR 3 times in a row as revenge to those bunker rushes before.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
September 04 2007 08:36 GMT
#79
REQUEST
Come back and take more requests !
Or if you're not doing anymore... do one last poem about the disappointment we will all see knowing no more poems will come again.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
DarkYoDA
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States1347 Posts
September 04 2007 08:49 GMT
#80
On September 04 2007 07:08 Yogurt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 04 2007 06:54 Oak wrote:
Dude you clearly have not seen that guy draw the Mona Lisa in MSPaint. So amazingly good.
Let me see if i can find the link again.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU


but still, you must not have seen fantas drawings

he's pro mspaint


The color menu kept coming up made it look like he hotkeyed something.. lol... He's pro indeed though
It's a comedy to claim thy superiority when it's anothers' inferiority which elevated thy mediocrity
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