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RivetHead
Profile Joined March 2005
United States842 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-21 09:17:12
January 21 2007 09:16 GMT
#1
When i first found this video i couldn't stop laughing. I think this might be the cheesiest thing ever made.

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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
January 21 2007 09:24 GMT
#2
Hahaha Caruso is so terrible, this is really funny.

I'm going to carry around a pair of sunglasses, so that I can put them on whenever I say something dramatic.
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Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
January 21 2007 09:36 GMT
#3
He pulls the SAME move every time... WTF? And he does it with a straight face... I'd feel guilty feeding the same shit to my audience if I were him...
inkblot
Profile Joined December 2004
United States1250 Posts
January 21 2007 09:40 GMT
#4
Miami has turned into a total drama. The best character died a while back and now its all cheesy one liners and Caine shooting people and haywire relationships between CSIs etc.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 21 2007 09:46 GMT
#5
"you dont fall 3 stories then get up and run away"

*puts on sunglasses*

"you do, if you have something to hide"

omg hahahahhahaha

this is so wtf its hilarious
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
January 21 2007 09:49 GMT
#6
ROFL I started laughing @

"You know what they say, speed kills"

or something to that extent.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Sky101
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States1758 Posts
January 21 2007 09:57 GMT
#7
Precisely the reason why I stopped watching CSI: Miami after a few episodes. CSI: LV > all CSI!
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Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
January 21 2007 09:58 GMT
#8
omg -_- its so cheesy --- ;;;;
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
January 21 2007 10:07 GMT
#9
i love his charcter in this sieres maybe you have to be old ^_^
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Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 21 2007 10:10 GMT
#10
hahaha I loved it.
Dahlia...
Profile Joined September 2005
United States409 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-21 10:30:23
January 21 2007 10:26 GMT
#11
He is why I only watch the original CSI. ~_~

Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
January 21 2007 10:27 GMT
#12
haha that KYAAAAAA sound is the best part, nicely done
ModeratorBlame yourself or God
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
January 21 2007 10:29 GMT
#13
On January 21 2007 19:27 Raist wrote:
haha that KYAAAAAA sound is the best part, nicely done


haha that's from "won't get fooled again" by the who, which i believe is or was the theme song for the show.
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RivetHead
Profile Joined March 2005
United States842 Posts
January 21 2007 18:40 GMT
#14
i like the one where frank goes

"no matter how you cut it, the war sucks!"

and than the super cool dude goes

"frank.... it's a killer" *puts on sunglasses*

lmao wtf. who the hell talks like that
I *heart* bisu, nada, mind, and the lakers
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
January 21 2007 18:53 GMT
#15
OMG i thought me and my friend were the only people who noticed the way he speaks. OMG we watch the show just to laugh everytime he does one of his sayings. We look for it. Theres like 1000 more then that video shows lol.
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Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17431 Posts
January 21 2007 19:24 GMT
#16
That's so T_T
I hoped that maybe CSI: Miami will be as good/better than CSI: Las Vegas but I guess it's not gonna be so
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
January 21 2007 20:15 GMT
#17
rofl.

I've been watching CSI forever, love it. I tried CSI:Miami and CSI:NY when they were new, but both suck. Miami is horribly cheesy, yeah
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s4rk
Profile Joined December 2003
Philippines137 Posts
January 21 2007 20:31 GMT
#18
CSI:Miami is too "sunny"

CSI: Las Vegas for the win
o rly
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 21 2007 20:48 GMT
#19
ROFLMAO everyone hates Horatio except me I thought.

He fucking owns. Best thread I've seen on this site in a long time.
why so 진지해?
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
January 21 2007 20:56 GMT
#20
meh, i loved horatio, i like the fury and anger within his character, especially in some episodes, when it comes to hs brother etc, but i still stopped watching it, because there are too many downsides to the show
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 22 2007 07:54 GMT
#21
I love the two CSI's Miami and Vegas. I already knew he had crazy 1 liners but eh.. not that big of a deal in this case for me.

The thing that hit me the hardest watching this video the most was just how many of these episodes I have seen haha. I consider myself the biggest fan. They had a 24 hour all day long CSI marathon I fucking watched 8. Thats 1/3rd of a day watching CSI. Yeah I know. I rock.
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
January 22 2007 08:04 GMT
#22
Have you noticed how after all his one-liners, he always walks out in the same direction. This was the funniest thing imo .
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