High Thread - Page 374

On October 22 2010 17:57 kojinshugi wrote:


So he's smoked 133 pounds of weed per day for 41 years?

I guess drug dealers are great at math.

On October 24 2010 01:21 JadeFist wrote:

Happens to the best of us. Still happens to me, my hands get cold as shit, my veins shrink, I get paranoid I'm dying. You just have to tough it out. Be brave and face it like a man. Keep telling yourself you'll be fine, nobody's died from weed.

It's just symptoms of a panic attack. You'll be fine, just face your fear, don't run away from the feelings and freak out about. Smoke with other people who distract you.

And remember! Your situation is not special. You are not the one guy with the weird problem who's ACTUALLY gonna die from weed. That's what your mind is telling you to keep the fear going. If you didn't really think you might die, you wouldn't panic. But you're not gonna die cuz it's weed, the drug that never kills or hurts anyone.

On October 23 2010 01:33 Rotodyne wrote:


You say 'probably' as if you think smoking 45,189 grams a day since the day he was born is actually possible. If HE told you that and you think its PROBABLY possible, you need to learn some mathematics.

On October 23 2010 18:58 Sexualinguistic wrote:


I was watching him roll up 7 doobies and smoking them in front of me in less than an hour JUST FOR HIMSELF, and I quit weed for about 2 months now so watching this was extremely painful.

He still smokes like a madman, he practically forges joints now(forge joint = he just rolls up whatever he picks, tosses out all the seeds, and just rolls up the leaves and stems and everything, an ugly looking joint with holes in it and extremely harsh) and he acts like a little kid.

I don't know, but the way my dad, my uncles, and my friends describe him, I think it's very possible he has smoked tons of weed.

On October 24 2010 08:53 BroOd wrote:

Using your most conservative numbers, we discover the following:
He has smoked 133 lbs of weed (at minimum) every day for the past 41 years of his life.
That's approximately 60,327 grams of weed every day.
If we go by a very vague metric of .5g/joint, that's 120,654 joints a day.
That's 84 joints per minute.

For your uncle to have been telling the truth, he would've have to have smoked more than 1 joint every second for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year during the 41 years since he was 14.

On October 24 2010 01:21 JadeFist wrote:

Happens to the best of us. Still happens to me, my hands get cold as shit, my veins shrink, I get paranoid I'm dying. You just have to tough it out. Be brave and face it like a man. Keep telling yourself you'll be fine, nobody's died from weed.

It's just symptoms of a panic attack. You'll be fine, just face your fear, don't run away from the feelings and freak out about. Smoke with other people who distract you.

And remember! Your situation is not special. You are not the one guy with the weird problem who's ACTUALLY gonna die from weed. That's what your mind is telling you to keep the fear going. If you didn't really think you might die, you wouldn't panic. But you're not gonna die cuz it's weed, the drug that never kills or hurts anyone.