I've just realised how oblivious I've been to the nature of swear words and the 'new' words which seem to hit the internet.
I seem to remember 'asshat' was quite popular back in the day...and then there was 'fagapple' which people seemed to use.
Most funny swear words in use consist of a noun attached to the end of the actual swearword/rude word itself.
So you'd get:
Mother + fucker = motherfucker.
Dick + head = dickhead.
Shit + face = shitface.
Well yeah you get the point...but today I was just thinking about the construction of new swear words is easy...and for humourous effect just adding the random noun...it's usually funnier if you make the noun a one syllable word. Nouns can be preceding or following the rude/swear word itself.
So for example; cuntrip, shitfence, cockwash, bitchtape, milkfuck, fuckyam, whoretrain, lampdick, gatefuck, assforge.
Now, as you can see, there are many combinations, what do you think would be the next 'real hit'. In terms of random swear words that make people laugh and/or demean someone/something at the same time?
Remember, saying them to yourself might make them seem more fitting/funnier.
um, actually, the first image that goes through my head when someone says "asshat" or "fagapple" is a puny prepubescent 13 year old fuck, who picked that word up during PE class in junior high. Only children craft their own little gimmicky words, real men stick to actual words that exist in the dictionary. If someone does something stupid, you dont say "you asshat", you say "you fucking idiot", etc.
On October 20 2006 16:22 NewbSaibot wrote: um, actually, the first image that goes through my head when someone says "asshat" or "fagapple" is a puny prepubescent 13 year old fuck, who picked that word up during PE class in junior high. Only children craft their own little gimmicky words, real men stick to actual words that exist in the dictionary. If someone does something stupid, you dont say "you asshat", you say "you fucking idiot", etc.
On October 20 2006 16:22 NewbSaibot wrote: um, actually, the first image that goes through my head when someone says "asshat" or "fagapple" is a puny prepubescent 13 year old fuck, who picked that word up during PE class in junior high. Only children craft their own little gimmicky words, real men stick to actual words that exist in the dictionary. If someone does something stupid, you dont say "you asshat", you say "you fucking idiot", etc.
On October 20 2006 18:15 Smurg wrote: Btw. I forgot to mention, I didn't mean use these IRL. You can if you want, I do actually stick to the basics NewbSaibot. You fucker.
Hehe....those are nice but I've always been a fan of the more outlandish. Try making obscenities as ridiculous and confusing as possible. Examples: illogical anal pregnancy, pungent poon prize, appalling finger harvest, primitive coital lance, vaginal apocalypse, ballistic nestle justice, viscous chocolate turmoil, chitinous penile extract, etc.
On October 21 2006 02:21 Groovenstein wrote: Hehe....those are nice but I've always been a fan of the more outlandish. Try making obscenities as ridiculous and confusing as possible. Examples: illogical anal pregnancy, pungent poon prize, appalling finger harvest, primitive coital lance, vaginal apocalypse, ballistic nestle justice, viscous chocolate turmoil, chitinous penile extract, etc.
Lame. These are some of the most unfunny "obscenities" (ballistic, nestle, and justice are not obscene apart, and especially not together) I have ever seen.
You all sound like a bunch of Basic fat fucks. someone insults you say "shut the fuck up you sluthanded candleflamin' vonageusin sandlefuckin asscone." or you can always use the trusty insult "you are a mediocre man with a fagslapper for a genitalia". i like the sound of "fat fuck" though, it just flows for some reason. so does Fransn zol esn zayn layb. which translates from yiddish to "venereal diseases should consume his body" LOL
Mother shit fuck (my friend was mad at my other friend.... and they were running out of words to call each other, so they made up the funniest things): Just a few I remember
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