I seem to remember 'asshat' was quite popular back in the day...and then there was 'fagapple' which people seemed to use.
Most funny swear words in use consist of a noun attached to the end of the actual swearword/rude word itself.
So you'd get:
- Mother + fucker = motherfucker.
- Dick + head = dickhead.
- Shit + face = shitface.
Well yeah you get the point...but today I was just thinking about the construction of new swear words is easy...and for humourous effect just adding the random noun...it's usually funnier if you make the noun a one syllable word. Nouns can be preceding or following the rude/swear word itself.
So for example; cuntrip, shitfence, cockwash, bitchtape, milkfuck, fuckyam, whoretrain, lampdick, gatefuck, assforge.
Now, as you can see, there are many combinations, what do you think would be the next 'real hit'. In terms of random swear words that make people laugh and/or demean someone/something at the same time?
Remember, saying them to yourself might make them seem more fitting/funnier.