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Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-24 01:56:30
October 20 2006 03:14 GMT
#1
I've just realised how oblivious I've been to the nature of swear words and the 'new' words which seem to hit the internet.

I seem to remember 'asshat' was quite popular back in the day...and then there was 'fagapple' which people seemed to use.

Most funny swear words in use consist of a noun attached to the end of the actual swearword/rude word itself.

So you'd get:
  • Mother + fucker = motherfucker.
  • Dick + head = dickhead.
  • Shit + face = shitface.


Well yeah you get the point...but today I was just thinking about the construction of new swear words is easy...and for humourous effect just adding the random noun...it's usually funnier if you make the noun a one syllable word. Nouns can be preceding or following the rude/swear word itself.

So for example; cuntrip, shitfence, cockwash, bitchtape, milkfuck, fuckyam, whoretrain, lampdick, gatefuck, assforge.

Now, as you can see, there are many combinations, what do you think would be the next 'real hit'. In terms of random swear words that make people laugh and/or demean someone/something at the same time?

Remember, saying them to yourself might make them seem more fitting/funnier.
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
October 20 2006 03:16 GMT
#2
me and my friends used to do this when driving around bored. "Cunt flap" was one of the funnier ones.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 03:18:36
October 20 2006 03:18 GMT
#3
Cuntflap is quite funny, so is ramfuck.
Regulator
Profile Joined October 2006
60 Posts
October 20 2006 03:19 GMT
#4
GATEFUCK!
[angst]chraej
Profile Joined January 2006
1445 Posts
October 20 2006 03:22 GMT
#5
whoretrain
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
October 20 2006 03:22 GMT
#6
bitchtit, cuntrag, analwart, gerbildick. endless possiblities.
Only communists disconnect.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
October 20 2006 03:27 GMT
#7
On October 20 2006 12:22 [angst]chraej wrote:
whoretrain

That was just an example, I wasn't asking what words that I made up would be cool.

But for the record, you're a whoretrain.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 20 2006 03:28 GMT
#8
twat
Legalize drugs and murder.
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 20 2006 03:30 GMT
#9
fagsack
14cc... whats next? women voting?
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
October 20 2006 03:30 GMT
#10
americans dont know how to swear it all sounds like a little children not getting the corn flakes he wants.
FearMyScv
Profile Joined October 2006
United States76 Posts
October 20 2006 03:30 GMT
#11
bitchcake
I do not agree with mathematics; the sum of total zeros is a frightening figure.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 20 2006 03:30 GMT
#12
penisrider
Moderator<:3-/-<
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
October 20 2006 03:31 GMT
#13
Cockjockey is actually a good word.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 20 2006 03:32 GMT
#14
cock goblin
Legalize drugs and murder.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
October 20 2006 03:33 GMT
#15
buffalocunt, closetcock, asssoda, dickfurniture
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
October 20 2006 03:33 GMT
#16
pussknob
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 20 2006 03:34 GMT
#17
assface
Legalize drugs and murder.
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
October 20 2006 03:36 GMT
#18
mobydick and vaginawhale
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
October 20 2006 03:36 GMT
#19
dicksneeze
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 20 2006 03:37 GMT
#20
On October 20 2006 12:28 Ghin wrote:
twat

twatmuffin*
14cc... whats next? women voting?
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