Kancho Arcade?!

On February 27 2006 16:20 Manifesto7 wrote:I have yet to have my dick grabbed though. Only one unseuccessful attempt.

When I finally went to the ichinensei's class...there was a little time before the bell, so the boy challenged me to a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors (called Janken in Japan). I threw scissors which beat his paper. Jokingly, I beheld the scissors and said "Ah, the power of scissors." For round two, his rock beat my scissors. In a similar manner, he beheld his rock, and I kind of thought he was going to say "Ah, the power of rock." Nope. What he did say was "Ah, the power of my penis", and I just found myself thankful he didn't actually whip it out. I have no idea what counters Penis (well, theoretically scissors, but that's *just wrong*).

Later, during class, at one point he randomly shouted out "I am Penis-Man!" I gave him a strange look, and he said "You don't really say that in America, huh?" ...No, I don't suppose we do. What kind of fucked up superhero is that?! Boy, the Justice League really is scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

Superman: Okay, Lex Luthor is starting shit again, so we gotta go take care of business. Batman, you run some scenarios in that supercomputer of yours. Wonder Woman, you fly in with your invisible plane and do some recon. Penis-Man, be prepared to slap any bitches that step out of line....
Aquaman: Oh, what about me!? What about me!?
Superman: Um...you stay here. Guard the headquarters...y'know...just in case any giant octopuses decide to attack...
Aquaman: ...In the middle of Manhattan?
Superman: Well, you just never know.