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Is this really true?
some of you might know what it's about, anyway, here's the link to a really funny blog by an american black teacher in Japan telling all about it (it's been posted before in this site, I know): http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
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Osaka27133 Posts
Yeah kancho is pretty funny. That and crossdressing are like the funniest jokes in a japnese high school.
I have yet to have my dick grabbed though. Only one unseuccessful attempt.
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On February 27 2006 16:20 Manifesto7 wrote:I have yet to have my dick grabbed though. Only one unseuccessful attempt.
Does that mean the kanchou attempts were successful instead?
Btw, why don't you go read the Commandments thread? There's something for u at the very end of the posts...
-Mynock
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Tell the story about how you were almost groped.
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die in pearl harbour small sushi
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Korea (South)11573 Posts
When I finally went to the ichinensei's class...there was a little time before the bell, so the boy challenged me to a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors (called Janken in Japan). I threw scissors which beat his paper. Jokingly, I beheld the scissors and said "Ah, the power of scissors." For round two, his rock beat my scissors. In a similar manner, he beheld his rock, and I kind of thought he was going to say "Ah, the power of rock." Nope. What he did say was "Ah, the power of my penis", and I just found myself thankful he didn't actually whip it out. I have no idea what counters Penis (well, theoretically scissors, but that's *just wrong*).
Later, during class, at one point he randomly shouted out "I am Penis-Man!" I gave him a strange look, and he said "You don't really say that in America, huh?" ...No, I don't suppose we do. What kind of fucked up superhero is that?! Boy, the Justice League really is scraping the bottom of the barrel now.
Superman: Okay, Lex Luthor is starting shit again, so we gotta go take care of business. Batman, you run some scenarios in that supercomputer of yours. Wonder Woman, you fly in with your invisible plane and do some recon. Penis-Man, be prepared to slap any bitches that step out of line.... Aquaman: Oh, what about me!? What about me!? Superman: Um...you stay here. Guard the headquarters...y'know...just in case any giant octopuses decide to attack... Aquaman: ...In the middle of Manhattan? Superman: Well, you just never know.
omg i cant stop laughing. my eyes are wattering up. omfg... that's fricken hilarious.
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Haha that site is great! but wtf is "Gaijin Smash"?
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Osaka27133 Posts
Gaijin Smash: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher16.html
It is the ability to physically overwhelm somebody with your mere prescence. God and Burger King has granted me a wide berth, and I can abuse it.
Actually, most Japanese are wired to only come to a decision in a group. Therefore, when a foreigner comes in and imposes himself upon them, they will simply turtle, and wait for that presence to elave, rather than fight back. You can't use it too often without being a total dink, but it is useful. (However, using it to get out of train fare like in that article is for faggy losers).
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edit : already answer - thanks manifesto -_-
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I recently found out about this guys blog and wow its some funny stuff. The japanese students he encounters are worse than the ones in GTO.
I really want to play that kancho game do they have a foreign arcade anywhere in los angeles?
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I remember reading about that Boonga Boonga game, like, almost 8 years ago in Electronic Gaming Monthly.
And OutPostNine is owned by Jeff (I think that's his real name), a guy that posts at SRK as Azrael (formerly Azrael-sama)
Actually, his site came full circle when an SRK member posted in their forums without knowing that it was all written by a member there.
Anyway, yeah, the game is real and Az is cool.
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