EPTMen sit down to urinate, more hygeine - Page 6
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
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Zahir
United States947 Posts
I could see this being an even bigger conundrum for large dicked males. I will leave the insertion of an ethnic joke at this juncture to less cautious posters. | ||
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StarStruck
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On August 28 2012 09:16 Infernal_dream wrote: Agreed. You're spending more time going to sit down then you are actually doing the event in the case of pissing. Plus it can splash up your butt or something. I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I pee like a race horse. 20 seconds is fairly short. You drinking enough water? | ||
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corumjhaelen
France6884 Posts
Fascinating isn't it ? | ||
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danbel1005
United States1319 Posts
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rei
United States3594 Posts
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Kokujin
United States456 Posts
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Dosey
United States4505 Posts
On August 28 2012 10:04 Kokujin wrote: there actually is splash damage when you stand and pee, try not wearing pants and depending on your toilet, you may feel specks of piss splashing onto your thighs The most effective Terran AOE spell... Piss Splash. | ||
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XForce3
Canada45 Posts
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ETisME
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Whisperkill
Canada76 Posts
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down | ||
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NeMeSiS3
Canada2972 Posts
On August 28 2012 09:47 Dosey wrote: There are those of us that could tell you the temperature of the water the moment we sat down to piss. I could go into lengthy detail, but I'll just leave it at that, and personally I find that situation more gross than potential splatter. I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^. | ||
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Lord_J
Kenya1085 Posts
On August 28 2012 10:17 NeMeSiS3 wrote: I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^. Don't be silly; he shits standing too. | ||
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Dosey
United States4505 Posts
On August 28 2012 10:17 NeMeSiS3 wrote: I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^. Piss before you shit and hold it out of the water obv. Hard on? Wouldn't that point it the wrong way? Real men do everything standing yo. Didn't you read the article in 'Mens Health' Magazine that it is healthier to stand than to sit? They even removed all chairs from their office. | ||
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EleanorRIgby
Canada3923 Posts
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divito
Canada1213 Posts
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zimz
United States510 Posts
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Nimbl3
Australia49 Posts
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SpeaKEaSY
United States1070 Posts
On August 28 2012 10:17 NeMeSiS3 wrote: I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^. Personally, I just squat a few inches above the seat to avoid that problem. As an added bonus, you don't have to get in contact with those nasty public toilet seats when you're not at home, and the squatting position makes your abs stronger. Otherwise, I suppose you can just let it rest on your lap since you're not actively using it while you're taking a shit. | ||
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teddyoojo
Germany22369 Posts
On August 28 2012 08:49 Pandain wrote: Not really without causing a mess lol. And its weird touching my shit to pee, thats just wrong. u ever masturbated? | ||
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