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Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
August 28 2012 00:53 GMT
#101
I know it's cleaner to just sit and pee... but I'm a fucking man and I can pee while standing and can aim well and all that shit! I'd rather just clean my restroom more often than to sit down and pee! HMPH!
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Zahir
Profile Joined March 2012
United States947 Posts
August 28 2012 00:56 GMT
#102
When I sit down on a public toilet seat I will spit on a wad of toilet paper and wipe the rim as best I can, but there is one area I avoid and that is the northern shitcrust at the far end of the bowl, which forms due to sloppy shitters who splatter when they poop. I do not fancy touching that, so even when I do sit down there's this awkward balancing act where my dick is almost touching the inner rim of the front part of the bowl, but if I shift back to correct this I run the risk of smearing my ass onto the shitcrust. With smaller bowls this is a real problem, I usually solve it by squatting on the seat with my feet, which is fine when you shit but when you pee your penis needs to be facing down at all times. this requires the use of one hand to push it down, and presumably one hand holding a balance bar or something nearby to prevent losing balance due to the awkward position. However I find this entire exercise somewhat less accurate than just holding my junk and peeing while standing where I have better control over my center of balance and all.

I could see this being an even bigger conundrum for large dicked males. I will leave the insertion of an ethnic joke at this juncture to less cautious posters.
What is best? To crush the Zerg, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the Protoss.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
August 28 2012 00:56 GMT
#103
On August 28 2012 09:16 Infernal_dream wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 09:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On August 28 2012 09:11 Xiron wrote:
On August 28 2012 09:06 haffy wrote:
I don't understand how so many people can sit down to piss. I mean why bother?


I don't understand how so many people can sit down to play starcraft. I mean why bother?

"Standing is much more comfortable than sitting." - noone ever


Peeing is generally a 20 second ordeal, whereas playing a session of StarCraft generally is not.

Nice try.


Agreed. You're spending more time going to sit down then you are actually doing the event in the case of pissing. Plus it can splash up your butt or something.


I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I pee like a race horse. 20 seconds is fairly short. You drinking enough water?
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
August 28 2012 00:57 GMT
#104
I do sit down to piss.
Fascinating isn't it ?
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danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-28 06:29:12
August 28 2012 00:59 GMT
#105
Its my damn pistol and i'll effing use it the way I want.
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rei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States3594 Posts
August 28 2012 01:02 GMT
#106
pee like a man!
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Kokujin
Profile Joined July 2010
United States456 Posts
August 28 2012 01:04 GMT
#107
there actually is splash damage when you stand and pee, try not wearing pants and depending on your toilet, you may feel specks of piss splashing onto your thighs
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
August 28 2012 01:06 GMT
#108
On August 28 2012 10:04 Kokujin wrote:
there actually is splash damage when you stand and pee, try not wearing pants and depending on your toilet, you may feel specks of piss splashing onto your thighs

The most effective Terran AOE spell... Piss Splash.
XForce3
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada45 Posts
August 28 2012 01:14 GMT
#109
Also on a similar note since we are talking about stuff for cleanliness' sake, it is advised that you flush with the toilet covered by the cover, especially after taking a dump. The amount of stuff that gets splashed up and out of the seat during flushing is actually quite gross
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12359 Posts
August 28 2012 01:15 GMT
#110
I guess taiwanese guys will never be able to play urinal game.
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Whisperkill
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada76 Posts
August 28 2012 01:16 GMT
#111
I'd like to debate the pros and cons of standing or sitting while peeing in a toilet bowl, but it happens someone else did it for me. Therefore, since nobody linked it so far :

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down
RIP 우정호, best broodwar player.
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
August 28 2012 01:17 GMT
#112
On August 28 2012 09:47 Dosey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 09:39 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
I sit to piss because its comfortable, I wish we had more stalls because you can pinch off a shit too sometimes that is unexpected.


On August 28 2012 09:35 Zealotdriver wrote:
Sitting down to pee is so gross and emasculating. I will never choose to sit down to piss.



The fact you think "sitting down to pee is so gross" seems to be more emasculating than the actual act to me ^^

There are those of us that could tell you the temperature of the water the moment we sat down to piss. I could go into lengthy detail, but I'll just leave it at that, and personally I find that situation more gross than potential splatter.


I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^.
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Lord_J
Profile Joined April 2011
Kenya1085 Posts
August 28 2012 01:20 GMT
#113
On August 28 2012 10:17 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 09:47 Dosey wrote:
On August 28 2012 09:39 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
I sit to piss because its comfortable, I wish we had more stalls because you can pinch off a shit too sometimes that is unexpected.


On August 28 2012 09:35 Zealotdriver wrote:
Sitting down to pee is so gross and emasculating. I will never choose to sit down to piss.



The fact you think "sitting down to pee is so gross" seems to be more emasculating than the actual act to me ^^

There are those of us that could tell you the temperature of the water the moment we sat down to piss. I could go into lengthy detail, but I'll just leave it at that, and personally I find that situation more gross than potential splatter.


I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^.


Don't be silly; he shits standing too.
No relation to Monsieur J.
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-28 01:24:32
August 28 2012 01:23 GMT
#114
On August 28 2012 10:17 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 09:47 Dosey wrote:
On August 28 2012 09:39 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
I sit to piss because its comfortable, I wish we had more stalls because you can pinch off a shit too sometimes that is unexpected.


On August 28 2012 09:35 Zealotdriver wrote:
Sitting down to pee is so gross and emasculating. I will never choose to sit down to piss.



The fact you think "sitting down to pee is so gross" seems to be more emasculating than the actual act to me ^^

There are those of us that could tell you the temperature of the water the moment we sat down to piss. I could go into lengthy detail, but I'll just leave it at that, and personally I find that situation more gross than potential splatter.


I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^.

Piss before you shit and hold it out of the water obv.

Hard on? Wouldn't that point it the wrong way?

On August 28 2012 10:20 Lord_J wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 10:17 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
On August 28 2012 09:47 Dosey wrote:
On August 28 2012 09:39 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
I sit to piss because its comfortable, I wish we had more stalls because you can pinch off a shit too sometimes that is unexpected.


On August 28 2012 09:35 Zealotdriver wrote:
Sitting down to pee is so gross and emasculating. I will never choose to sit down to piss.



The fact you think "sitting down to pee is so gross" seems to be more emasculating than the actual act to me ^^

There are those of us that could tell you the temperature of the water the moment we sat down to piss. I could go into lengthy detail, but I'll just leave it at that, and personally I find that situation more gross than potential splatter.


I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^.


Don't be silly; he shits standing too.

Real men do everything standing yo. Didn't you read the article in 'Mens Health' Magazine that it is healthier to stand than to sit? They even removed all chairs from their office.
EleanorRIgby
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada3923 Posts
August 28 2012 01:30 GMT
#115
jesus its a tiny bit of pee you know you can drink your pee a couple of times before it gets toxic
savior did nothing wrong
divito
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1213 Posts
August 28 2012 01:37 GMT
#116
There have been enough myths about "dirty" toilet seats that have been proven to generally be false. There's nothing wrong with sitting down, just takes a slightly longer amount of time.
Skype: divito7
zimz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States510 Posts
August 28 2012 01:38 GMT
#117
i enjoy going in my backyard and peeing at night. feels so primal.
zimz
Nimbl3
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia49 Posts
August 28 2012 01:39 GMT
#118
well this will make things interesting at the football when people are all lining up to the urinal stand to see some1 sitting down cause the stalls are full...
Dream as if you will live for ever, Live as if you would die today
SpeaKEaSY
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1070 Posts
August 28 2012 01:41 GMT
#119
On August 28 2012 10:17 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 09:47 Dosey wrote:
On August 28 2012 09:39 NeMeSiS3 wrote:
I sit to piss because its comfortable, I wish we had more stalls because you can pinch off a shit too sometimes that is unexpected.


On August 28 2012 09:35 Zealotdriver wrote:
Sitting down to pee is so gross and emasculating. I will never choose to sit down to piss.



The fact you think "sitting down to pee is so gross" seems to be more emasculating than the actual act to me ^^

There are those of us that could tell you the temperature of the water the moment we sat down to piss. I could go into lengthy detail, but I'll just leave it at that, and personally I find that situation more gross than potential splatter.


I can see what you're alluding to but unless you have a raging hard on there is no way your penis is touching the bottom of any toilet and if it is you should be able to tell it's a dwarf tube before you sit your ass down. Also by your description apparently you can't take a shit either because of your penis touching the water as well then? It's all fun and games to joke but at least be realistic ^^.


Personally, I just squat a few inches above the seat to avoid that problem. As an added bonus, you don't have to get in contact with those nasty public toilet seats when you're not at home, and the squatting position makes your abs stronger.

Otherwise, I suppose you can just let it rest on your lap since you're not actively using it while you're taking a shit.
Aim for perfection, settle for mediocrity - KawaiiRice 2014
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
August 28 2012 01:45 GMT
#120
On August 28 2012 08:49 Pandain wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2012 08:44 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On August 28 2012 08:33 Pandain wrote:
I never learned how to stand up and urinate because my parents suck.


I feel like that's something you could always get around to teaching yourself, ya know?


Not really without causing a mess lol.
And its weird touching my shit to pee, thats just wrong.

u ever masturbated?
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