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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-23 18:45:05
January 23 2006 18:27 GMT
#161
Heres some ideas. Do it when her parents are gone. They arent gone? Take her to your house. Parents there too? Go for a "Drive" dont have a car? Take a walk and bring a blanket. To big of a pussy to fuck outside? Go to a party. Huge loser? Take her to a friends house and explain to em the circumstances. Friends are fags? Take her on a movie date. She doesnt have hands? Take a shower that she happens to walk in on for an hour. Dirty whore? (im looking at you France) Get a hotel. To poor? Go to college. Cant? Take a "hike" (similar to blanket walk).

If you cant do any of these fuck her on her parents bed with Dad and Mom coaching.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28727 Posts
January 23 2006 18:33 GMT
#162
why the fuck should you not do it when they're in the house

there's NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
our parents also have sex in the very same house
nothing wrong with that either

jesus
not having sex in the same house as your parents is about as stupid as taboos can get.
I mean, you can't give one logical reason why it's bad. you're just making stupid ass exaggerations that make no sense but are "comical".
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Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
January 23 2006 18:36 GMT
#163
i did enjoy a certain amount of privacy, back when i lived with my parents... i don't see the problem...
most probably they wont even notice it.

on the other hand, if parents do not appreciate their kids having sex in their house, thats fine as well and should be respected too. problem is that there just isnt any reason for it.

iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 23 2006 18:42 GMT
#164
they are exagerations but i stand by the idea behind them. I would be a god damn silly goose if i let my daughter / sister have sex with her boyfriend in MY house. Even if they are like 24 and visiting? Or Married, its like "wait till your in an appropriate place ala your own home or private" Likewise, i dont want my 16 year old sister having sex with her boyfriend PERIOD but put a flaming triple stamp on in MY HOUSE. Why? Cause for one its disguisting, and justifying anything eri, i mean ANYTHING with "XXX did it so its ok for me to do it" is like 3rd grade reasoning? Things your parents do does not in anyway equate to "that means i can do it too"
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-23 18:47:43
January 23 2006 18:44 GMT
#165
But ima try again to appeal to this: We live in completely different societies, americans are gonna continue to come to this thread and go "omg you have no morales" and euro people are going to continue to come here and say "nothing wrong with fucking in your parents presence"

Its like telling some asian communities that eating dogs is disguisting. It is to us, but not to them, so rather than having a circle debate on the moral differances our (in this situation) completely different cultures condition us to believe in, lets move on or at least have some fun with the topic.

AKA dont get so pissy eri im just kidding ffs.

er i just saw: cant give one logical reason: We are discussing morales logical reasons for why people feel a certain way would take around a 30 page article describing generations of social and ethical conditioning through media and microsocial circumstances. Instead of making a molkte post why dont we just assume some people like to keep things private, and one of them is their children and their sexual lives. Yeah obviously your parents had / have sex. They are married and they made YOU didnt they? Doesnt mean the kids have the same right to asspound this weeks hottie in their racecar bunk bed. Wait until you are alone / married / private / anywhere but next door to your parents.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11587 Posts
January 23 2006 18:52 GMT
#166
man this thread is so old...
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28727 Posts
January 23 2006 18:53 GMT
#167
if my parents don't mind, why?

now, IF the parents are opposed to kids having sex in their house while they are there, then no, I wouldn't do it. I love and respect my parents a great deal. but when they are not (and there is no logical reason why they SHOULD be, especially not when we're talking about a girlfriend and boyfriend), then why on earth would we go somewhere else far less convenient?
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Mr.SeXpIsToLs
Profile Joined January 2006
Germany103 Posts
January 23 2006 18:54 GMT
#168
when i found out about the reason of a morning wood i just started to use the toilet before going to sleep
because its just ure urine which produces pressure against your penis
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-23 18:58:31
January 23 2006 18:57 GMT
#169
control, there's one thing you're not getting, or at least so its seems to me: your room is pretty "private" at least it always was to me...

and about the dogs example: i seriously dont see anything wrong about them eating dogs, and hell i'd try it. so maybe i should try having sex without my parents watching sometime. hmm.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
January 23 2006 19:06 GMT
#170
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Clutch3
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1344 Posts
January 23 2006 22:07 GMT
#171
On January 24 2006 03:53 Liquid`Drone wrote:
if my parents don't mind, why?

now, IF the parents are opposed to kids having sex in their house while they are there, then no, I wouldn't do it. I love and respect my parents a great deal. but when they are not (and there is no logical reason why they SHOULD be, especially not when we're talking about a girlfriend and boyfriend), then why on earth would we go somewhere else far less convenient?


It is not a matter of logic, it's just a matter of how people see the world. Maybe your parents are fine with it, which is great, but you can't then use LOGIC to conclude anything about the rest of the world. This is purely a social situation -- logic isn't what's important, and there are many degrees of "gray" here. I doubt most of the people on this forum would be fine meeting a new girl/boyfriend's parents for the first time and then having sex with them in a manner which is clearly audible to the parents. If you are okay with that, then think how comfortable you'd feel if you'd been dating less than a week. If you're okay with that, what about if she's seventeen and you are twenty-two? What if it's the first time for her? Honestly, it's all a matter of situation and personal opinions. You can make any situation awkward enough that most people will feel it inappropriate.

I've been with my girlfriend for five years and living with her for four and when I stayed with her family last year there was no way we were going to do that. Why? It was my first time in their house. It was my first time in a new country (Brazil). They are ethnically (and "culturally") Chinese. She's got three brothers and sisters and it's a pretty small apartment. And simply, it was more important to me to make a good impression to her parents than to satisfy my carnal needs for those few days (it's a little annoying to wait, but hey we have the whole rest of the year alone).
Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
January 24 2006 01:15 GMT
#172
fyi, I've had a boner during the entire time I've read this thread. I'm in my class, and I hope someone looks back here so I can give them the wierdest, most disturbing "i have a fucking boner" look ever.
ToT)BrAiN(
Profile Joined March 2003
Austria899 Posts
January 24 2006 02:03 GMT
#173
i only read the first 3 pages and the last one but from what ive read, i completely agree with eri

doesnt really matter to me personally since i got an own apartment

but even if id be at home id have no problems whatsoever to have sex in my room
my parents wouldnt mind at all, and neiher would i
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
January 24 2006 02:15 GMT
#174
LOL@ELEMENT)LOGIC
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28727 Posts
January 24 2006 02:23 GMT
#175
clutch, I have no problems with understanding there are cultural differences. (although I will also say that a cultural difference which results in parents being "more valuable" than their offspring is in my opinion a "bad" cultural difference)
however the point is, people were saying the story was unplausible and did not make sense because they did not understand how someone could have sex in the same house as their parents. which, in europe, is not weird at all (and there is no reason why a parent should be more opposed to their sister fucking in their own bedroom while their parents are home than her fucking in some random car or any other location. in my opinion it should be PREFERABLE that she had sex in her own room as opposed to any other random location.. )

basically, the debate started due to other people not quite understanding the cultural differences and then attacking him because of that. and once again, there are certainly circumstances where I would not have sex with a girl in her room while her parents were home, the most important being, if her parents were opposed to it. but here they generally are not.
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Murdahh
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada107 Posts
January 24 2006 02:25 GMT
#176
ok thats just a dumb poll
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 24 2006 03:00 GMT
#177
and around and around we go

euro kids: its not dumb to have sex in the same house as your parents

Americans: its a matter of respect, we just dont do it

euro kids: its not dumb to have sex in the same house as your parents

Americans: its a matter of respect, we just dont do it

euro kids: its not dumb to have sex in the same house as your parents

Americans: its a matter of respect, we just dont do it

etc etc
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 24 2006 03:30 GMT
#178
tbh, i respect Europe's much more liberal view on sex cause i feel it is ALOT more realistic;(


Your daughter is more likely then not *going* to have sex. ( if she is hot;o) It makes much more sense that the parents know where their kids are and what they are doing then to completely ignore it and drill them about how wrong it is;/ ( then they do it anyway)

Imo, when it comes to sex in general, most societies need to open up about it and stop display it as a bad thing, we have good protection now and there really isn't any reason that there should be a taboo on it, even for teens.


Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
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