The bad erections - Page 7

On January 21 2006 19:16 baal wrote:


guilt for watching girls, yay dont you love religion? -_-

On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.

On January 21 2006 21:43 Xd2 wrote:


what an arrogant individual

On January 22 2006 01:17 GsOne wrote:
ever tried wearing pants instead of boxers? maybe your cocks are so big you wont fit but i find them lot more comfortable even with erection

On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote:
Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.

On January 22 2006 04:13 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I remember once I was having a presentation in class and earlier that day I had gotten hold of a dildo
and then before I entered the stage I stuck the dildo in my zipper and I managed to cover it with my sweather

or I use the term "cover" loosely, because it was VERY visible that "something" was sticking out of my crotch
and I was having the presentation together with a girl, and she just couldn't stop laughing, nor could most the rest of the class although some hadn't noticed and were like "hey stop laughing whats so funny" and then she just pointed at my crotch while laughing really hard and she eventually managed to mumble out "that.. THING"

we had a substitute teacher that day and he never had us again

On December 19 2005 16:04 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Im currently closing on becoming 20years(april 06)and the bad erections dont Occur as often as before. Anyway I got a story to tell about one of those... Gad was really embarrasing!

I often sleep over at my beloved girlfriends house in her very warm room. So i didnt use any quilt/blanket or anything.. Just me and my boxers. When my girlfriend woke up that morning she changed clothes and she sleeps in something like this:



By stress or just random the slut french outfit ended up in her bed with me (I guess) and here's what happened.

I got cold and seached for something to cover up with.. My half awake retared ape state of mind took her stuff as a blanket.. Didnt help any I guess but I never woke up.

Hour later it was time to wake up.. Mother entered the room a little and called my name out 3-5 times as usual.. I didn't reply so she turned the light on.

There I was with the worst hard-on ever, covering myself in her dothers clothes, lol. And also awake becouse I woke up.. She didnt say shit and exited the room.

lol, I really hate bad erections.