EPTThe bad erections - Page 7
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3threal[EoC]
Canada388 Posts
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Xd2
Peru77 Posts
On January 21 2006 19:16 baal wrote: guilt for watching girls, yay dont you love religion? -_- what an arrogant individual | ||
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mitsy
United States1792 Posts
what kind of thumper is reading 7 pages about erections hm? you're catholic aren't you? | ||
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Drowsy
United States4876 Posts
On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk." Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!" *dad and henry high five* Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!" Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!" Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?" Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look." Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!" *the group laughs and begins breakfeast* You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all. I immediatly thought of family guy for some reason after finishing rolling on the floor laughing about this. | ||
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
haha..i hate when that happens  is it really a sin to get a boner in church? | ||
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draeger
United States3256 Posts
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
i ran to go sit down to get rid of the embarrasment and the pe teacher then said..ok guys lets do 10 pushups...(imagine doing pushups + boner) u do the math it hurt later during the period cause p.e is 1hr and 30 mins.. the kids decided to pants everyone and i mean everyone guys/girls whatever when he pants this one girl she was wearing a thong so i of course got excited (again) i felt it coming and i knew that i was soon going to be panced wid a boner on so to hide from this i was thinking of the gayest shit in the world soon i felt myself being normal again and was pants rite when i lost the erectionWOOT WOOT | ||
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GsOne
Poland164 Posts
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HappyManRun
1111 Posts
On January 22 2006 01:17 GsOne wrote: ever tried wearing pants instead of boxers? maybe your cocks are so big you wont fit but i find them lot more comfortable even with erection well it just wraps around your penis really nicely and directs it downward instead of letting it erects upward. It can be handy definitely. But tight pants kill sperms, so... ^^ | ||
Twisted
Netherlands13554 Posts
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CCHS
United States614 Posts
On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote: ROFL WTF?Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it. | ||
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88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
That teacher didn't like me afterwards, but I didn't really feel like explaining why I was acting so weird. | ||
Liquid`Drone
Norway28866 Posts
and then before I entered the stage I stuck the dildo in my zipper and I managed to cover it with my sweather or I use the term "cover" loosely, because it was VERY visible that "something" was sticking out of my crotch and I was having the presentation together with a girl, and she just couldn't stop laughing, nor could most the rest of the class although some hadn't noticed and were like "hey stop laughing whats so funny" and then she just pointed at my crotch while laughing really hard and she eventually managed to mumble out "that.. THING" we had a substitute teacher that day and he never had us again | ||
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ToT)MidiaN(
England2183 Posts
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GeneralCash
Croatia346 Posts
On January 22 2006 04:13 Liquid`Drone wrote: I remember once I was having a presentation in class and earlier that day I had gotten hold of a dildo and then before I entered the stage I stuck the dildo in my zipper and I managed to cover it with my sweather or I use the term "cover" loosely, because it was VERY visible that "something" was sticking out of my crotch and I was having the presentation together with a girl, and she just couldn't stop laughing, nor could most the rest of the class although some hadn't noticed and were like "hey stop laughing whats so funny" and then she just pointed at my crotch while laughing really hard and she eventually managed to mumble out "that.. THING" we had a substitute teacher that day and he never had us again hahahaha, nice | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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sith
United States2474 Posts
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Eniram
Sudan3166 Posts
On December 19 2005 16:04 Patriot.dlk wrote: Im currently closing on becoming 20years(april 06)and the bad erections dont Occur as often as before. Anyway I got a story to tell about one of those... Gad was really embarrasing! I often sleep over at my beloved girlfriends house in her very warm room. So i didnt use any quilt/blanket or anything.. Just me and my boxers. When my girlfriend woke up that morning she changed clothes and she sleeps in something like this: ![[image loading]](http://bootyfull.net/store/images/em-french-maid.jpg) By stress or just random the slut french outfit ended up in her bed with me (I guess) and here's what happened. I got cold and seached for something to cover up with.. My half awake retared ape state of mind took her stuff as a blanket.. Didnt help any I guess but I never woke up. Hour later it was time to wake up.. Mother entered the room a little and called my name out 3-5 times as usual.. I didn't reply so she turned the light on. There I was with the worst hard-on ever, covering myself in her dothers clothes, lol. And also awake becouse I woke up.. She didnt say shit and exited the room. lol, I really hate bad erections. I'm 98% sure you stole this story from someone else. | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
you are just plain stupid and need to have a girlfriend so you can understand stuff. She didn't buy any outfit for sleeping for my sake, she's had it before I slept over and I was her first one becouse she was barerly 14 when we got together.. I think she bought it or got as a little bit of a joke actually. You see the point about the story is not the outfit itself, it holds little value at all. Her parents wouldn't think of it as slut outfit other when seing it in a perverted position like that. Me saying it once should be enough - my story. | ||
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