xd2 the way you sound that defensive repugnance makes me think you have some pent up guilt

what kind of thumper is reading 7 pages about erections hm? you're catholic aren't you?

Drowsy

United States4876 Posts

January 21 2006 13:37 GMT

#124

On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.

I immediatly thought of family guy for some reason after finishing rolling on the floor laughing about this.

OhThatDang

United States4685 Posts

January 21 2006 14:53 GMT

#125

On January 21 2006 21:43 Xd2 wrote:

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what an arrogant individual

haha..i hate when that happens

is it really a sin to get a boner in church?

draeger

United States3256 Posts

January 21 2006 15:24 GMT

#126

The worst for me was back in middle school gym class. We had those mandatory shorts that were made out of the cheapest nylon material known to man. Needless to say, it tented up rather nicely and was very very tough to conceal.

OhThatDang

United States4685 Posts

January 21 2006 15:48 GMT

#127

the worst was when i was also in gym class, i was wearing my boxers that have no buttons on the lil slit so i popped a boner cause my friend(girl) kept rubbing her ass in front of me while we were playing basketball..u know how they dribble and like they try to get closer to net (i denno she just kept doing that) anyways after awhile i felt a boner coming and it was like coming outta the slit so i was like holy shit noooooooooooooooooo

i ran to go sit down to get rid of the embarrasment and the pe teacher then said..ok guys lets do 10 pushups...(imagine doing pushups + boner) u do the math it hurt

later during the period cause p.e is 1hr and 30 mins.. the kids decided to pants everyone and i mean everyone guys/girls whatever when he pants this one girl she was wearing a thong so i of course got excited (again) i felt it coming and i knew that i was soon going to be panced wid a boner on

so to hide from this i was thinking of the gayest shit in the world soon i felt myself being normal again and was pants rite when i lost the erection

WOOT WOOT

GsOne

Poland164 Posts

January 21 2006 16:17 GMT

#128

ever tried wearing pants instead of boxers? maybe your cocks are so big you wont fit but i find them lot more comfortable even with erection

HappyManRun

1111 Posts

January 21 2006 16:34 GMT

#129

On January 22 2006 01:17 GsOne wrote:
ever tried wearing pants instead of boxers? maybe your cocks are so big you wont fit but i find them lot more comfortable even with erection

well it just wraps around your penis really nicely and directs it downward instead of letting it erects upward. It can be handy definitely.
But tight pants kill sperms, so... ^^

Twisted

Netherlands13554 Posts

January 21 2006 18:29 GMT

#130

probably at the beach when you get turned on by a hot friend who is putting suncream on you and you're lying on your belly and you can't get up ;D

CCHS

United States614 Posts

January 21 2006 18:30 GMT

#131

On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote:
Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.

ROFL WTF?

88)GuMMi

Sweden720 Posts

January 21 2006 18:48 GMT

#132

Like 3 years ago I was at gym class. We were playing volley ball and we had 10 players on each team, 6 that played and 4 that switched with the ones playing every now and then. Anyway I was sitting there in my chair and I got kind of comfortable so I started dreaming of hot girls that I'd really like to fuck. After a short while of daydreaming my gym teacher tells me it's my turn to play (we were standing in line). She was pissed off because she wanted to have some speed into the game so that we switched quick and all. Problem was, I had a huge freaking boner that just stood straight out. I managed to hide it sitting down, but when I stood up it was just out there like one of the players. First I go "Can't someone else play?" which was stupid as fuck, I should've just said "I don't feel so well" or something but I got so freaked out I guess. She gets ticked off and yells "No!" and points me to the place where you serve, which means I have to go in and serve while everyone looks at me and my pal down south. So I walk really funny, trying to hide it as well as I could. Don't remember getting any funny reactions but I just served like a dickhead so that the ball would go over then I put my hands into my pockets.

That teacher didn't like me afterwards, but I didn't really feel like explaining why I was acting so weird.

Liquid`Drone

Norway28804 Posts

January 21 2006 19:13 GMT

#133

I remember once I was having a presentation in class and earlier that day I had gotten hold of a dildo
and then before I entered the stage I stuck the dildo in my zipper and I managed to cover it with my sweather

or I use the term "cover" loosely, because it was VERY visible that "something" was sticking out of my crotch
and I was having the presentation together with a girl, and she just couldn't stop laughing, nor could most the rest of the class although some hadn't noticed and were like "hey stop laughing whats so funny" and then she just pointed at my crotch while laughing really hard and she eventually managed to mumble out "that.. THING"

we had a substitute teacher that day and he never had us again

ToT)MidiaN(

England2183 Posts

January 21 2006 19:30 GMT

#134

I don't remember having an embarrassing boner myself, the only time i ever witnessed someone else with a boner in public was my P.E. teacher. We were all lining up, getting picked into 2 teams for a game of rounders and he just stood in front of everyone with a boner. I'm not even sure he cared cause he just acted normal, but a few people certainly noticed it and you could hear a few whispers and giggles here and there. I guess those 14 year old girls in short shorts and tight tops turned him on T.T

GeneralCash

Croatia346 Posts

January 21 2006 19:34 GMT

#135

On January 22 2006 04:13 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I remember once I was having a presentation in class and earlier that day I had gotten hold of a dildo
and then before I entered the stage I stuck the dildo in my zipper and I managed to cover it with my sweather

or I use the term "cover" loosely, because it was VERY visible that "something" was sticking out of my crotch
and I was having the presentation together with a girl, and she just couldn't stop laughing, nor could most the rest of the class although some hadn't noticed and were like "hey stop laughing whats so funny" and then she just pointed at my crotch while laughing really hard and she eventually managed to mumble out "that.. THING"

we had a substitute teacher that day and he never had us again

hahahaha, nice

Chibi[OWNS]

United Kingdom10597 Posts

January 21 2006 22:21 GMT

#136

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sith

United States2474 Posts

January 21 2006 22:33 GMT

#137

pull their pants down

Chibi[OWNS]

United Kingdom10597 Posts

January 21 2006 22:46 GMT

#138

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Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

January 21 2006 22:56 GMT

#139

On December 19 2005 16:04 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Im currently closing on becoming 20years(april 06)and the bad erections dont Occur as often as before. Anyway I got a story to tell about one of those... Gad was really embarrasing!

I often sleep over at my beloved girlfriends house in her very warm room. So i didnt use any quilt/blanket or anything.. Just me and my boxers. When my girlfriend woke up that morning she changed clothes and she sleeps in something like this:

By stress or just random the slut french outfit ended up in her bed with me (I guess) and here's what happened.

I got cold and seached for something to cover up with.. My half awake retared ape state of mind took her stuff as a blanket.. Didnt help any I guess but I never woke up.

Hour later it was time to wake up.. Mother entered the room a little and called my name out 3-5 times as usual.. I didn't reply so she turned the light on.

There I was with the worst hard-on ever, covering myself in her dothers clothes, lol. And also awake becouse I woke up.. She didnt say shit and exited the room.

lol, I really hate bad erections.

I'm 98% sure you stole this story from someone else.

Patriot.dlk

Sweden5462 Posts

January 23 2006 00:30 GMT

#140

Sfydjklm

you are just plain stupid and need to have a girlfriend so you can understand stuff. She didn't buy any outfit for sleeping for my sake, she's had it before I slept over and I was her first one becouse she was barerly 14 when we got together..

I think she bought it or got as a little bit of a joke actually. You see the point about the story is not the outfit itself, it holds little value at all. Her parents wouldn't think of it as slut outfit other when seing it in a perverted position like that.

Me saying it once should be enough - my story.