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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
On December 20 2005 16:41 Rchon wrote: omfg, rofl. *dad and henry high five*, hahaha. I literally rofled. @ topic. I find it very awkard when im with my best friend chatting, and then we start "playing" and it happens. Luckly jeans are good at hiding =) | ||
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hasuwar
7365 Posts
Just today, I was developing film, and a chick drops off a roll who had her tits hanging out. Of course I stared when she was looking down at the envelope. Well, as I deved the film, it turned out she was a hooters girl. So my plan was to stare at her tits without caring if she noticed when she came back. Here's how it played out: Chick comes out, I take a quick look when I had her her photos. She ends up forgetting her credit card, and goes out to find it. Then another woman comes to get her pictures. I give her them, and she looks at them. Then the chick comes back. So now she is writing the check. But I KNOW the other chick who I just gave the pics to is starring at me, so I'm like "FUCKIN DAMNIT, YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY PLAN" because I didn't want o look like a pervert to a chick who wasn't flashing her great cleavage. So I wait a few seconds, then I end up saying fuck it anyway and start starring, and I know the other chick saw me. Oh well. The hot chick did say she'd be back..so maybe I can get my full stare on next time oh yeah, there were no nude photos  just her cleavage in a hooters shirt. Dissapointing, I know. | ||
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brian
United States9643 Posts
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brian
United States9643 Posts
today i was really late to english class, and when i got there i had nothing. i dont know what it is about that class but .. yeah anyway | ||
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Bobo_XIII
United States429 Posts
On December 20 2005 16:17 HappyManRun wrote: Indeed!!! There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants. :p AHAHAHHAHAHA! GREAT story, fake or not ;D | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
often 3 times. | ||
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OverTheUnder
United States2929 Posts
On December 21 2005 01:32 Teroru wrote: when i was in highschool, i would wack off in a stall at least once a day. often 3 times. was it an all boys school?>_< | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On December 20 2005 16:17 HappyManRun wrote: Indeed!!! There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants. :p Holy shit, the same thing happened to me!! During an AP English test back in High School. That's funny, I used the exact same method. And it was an asian chick, too. hahahahaa | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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lolo40489
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
A friend's friend works at a photo/camera store and there is this hot bitch who sneaks him like 2-3 naked pictures every time she comes in and she gets her pictures developed for free. It's SO rofl cuz he always carries the pictures in his wallet lmao. You need to get in on that kinda deal hasuwar lol | ||
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baal
10708 Posts
On December 20 2005 19:19 Fayth[pG] wrote: my gf touches me when she see my morning wood seriously guys, what's wrong with having sex with ur girlfriend either in her bedroom, or in ur own bedroom...? Unless a girl brings a different guy every day at home to have sex, there's no problem with having sex with her boyfriend -.- you're too ugly to have sex. | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
yes | ||
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Syst[eM]
335 Posts
lolo40489 . January 21 2006 15:46. Posts 8 PM Profile Buddy Quote no more follow ups on bad erections?  | ||
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
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baal
10708 Posts
On January 21 2006 18:37 nitram wrote: when im in church and people have to go up and take the bread, i always look at the hot girls, i get a boner then when its my turn to go up and recieve the bread, i regret looking at those girls guilt for watching girls, yay dont you love religion? -_- | ||
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ssj10
Afghanistan5 Posts
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baal
10708 Posts
On January 21 2006 19:18 ssj10 wrote: what a crack up jesus fucking christ this troll again with a new but alike account time for IP ban -:D | ||
NeoIllusions
United States37500 Posts
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ssj10
Afghanistan5 Posts
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