I literally rofled.

@ topic.

I find it very awkard when im with my best friend chatting, and then we start "playing" and it happens. Luckly jeans are good at hiding =)

hasuwar

7365 Posts

December 20 2005 10:38 GMT

#102

every erection at work is bad. Especially when you work a place that requires you to tuck in your shirt. I hate these slutty women who come into Long's with their tits hanging out, and smelling all good and shit.

Just today, I was developing film, and a chick drops off a roll who had her tits hanging out. Of course I stared when she was looking down at the envelope. Well, as I deved the film, it turned out she was a hooters girl. So my plan was to stare at her tits without caring if she noticed when she came back. Here's how it played out:

Chick comes out, I take a quick look when I had her her photos. She ends up forgetting her credit card, and goes out to find it. Then another woman comes to get her pictures. I give her them, and she looks at them. Then the chick comes back. So now she is writing the check. But I KNOW the other chick who I just gave the pics to is starring at me, so I'm like "FUCKIN DAMNIT, YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY PLAN" because I didn't want o look like a pervert to a chick who wasn't flashing her great cleavage. So I wait a few seconds, then I end up saying fuck it anyway and start starring, and I know the other chick saw me. Oh well. The hot chick did say she'd be back..so maybe I can get my full stare on next time

oh yeah, there were no nude photos

just her cleavage in a hooters shirt. Dissapointing, I know.

brian

United States9629 Posts

December 20 2005 10:54 GMT

#103

asdf double post. my connection lagged like fuck. my apologies.

brian

United States9629 Posts

December 20 2005 10:55 GMT

#104

lmao this is going to be that robin williams movie isnt it

today i was really late to english class, and when i got there i had nothing. i dont know what it is about that class but .. yeah anyway

Bobo_XIII

United States429 Posts

December 20 2005 12:44 GMT

#105

On December 20 2005 16:17 HappyManRun wrote:

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Indeed!!!

There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection

I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants.
:p

AHAHAHHAHAHA! GREAT story, fake or not ;D

Mora

Canada5235 Posts

December 20 2005 16:32 GMT

#106

when i was in highschool, i would wack off in a stall at least once a day.

often 3 times.

OverTheUnder

United States2929 Posts

December 20 2005 16:33 GMT

#107

On December 21 2005 01:32 Teroru wrote:
when i was in highschool, i would wack off in a stall at least once a day.

often 3 times.

was it an all boys school?>_<

HeadBangaa

United States6512 Posts

December 20 2005 17:02 GMT

#108

On December 20 2005 16:17 HappyManRun wrote:

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Holy shit, the same thing happened to me!! During an AP English test back in High School. That's funny, I used the exact same method. And it was an asian chick, too. hahahahaa

Chibi[OWNS]

United Kingdom10597 Posts

December 20 2005 18:32 GMT

#109

--- Nuked ---

lolo40489

18 Posts

January 21 2006 06:46 GMT

#110

no more follow ups on bad erections?

Ack1027

United States7873 Posts

January 21 2006 06:52 GMT

#111

Kinda relevant to Hasuwar,

A friend's friend works at a photo/camera store and there is this hot bitch who sneaks him like 2-3 naked pictures every time she comes in and she gets her pictures developed for free.

It's SO rofl cuz he always carries the pictures in his wallet lmao.

You need to get in on that kinda deal hasuwar lol

baal

10541 Posts

January 21 2006 08:20 GMT

#112

On December 20 2005 19:19 Fayth[pG] wrote:
my gf touches me when she see my morning wood

seriously guys, what's wrong with having sex with ur girlfriend either in her bedroom, or in ur own bedroom...? Unless a girl brings a different guy every day at home to have sex, there's no problem with having sex with her boyfriend -.-

you're too ugly to have sex.

Night[Mare

Mexico4793 Posts

January 21 2006 08:53 GMT

#113

On January 21 2006 17:20 baal wrote:

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you're too ugly to have sex.

yes

Syst[eM]

335 Posts

January 21 2006 08:55 GMT

#114

lolo40489 . January 21 2006 15:46. Posts 8 PM Profile Buddy Quote

no more follow ups on bad erections?

nitram

Canada5412 Posts

January 21 2006 09:37 GMT

#115

when im in church and people have to go up and take the bread, i always look at the hot girls, i get a boner then when its my turn to go up and recieve the bread, i regret looking at those girls

baal

10541 Posts

January 21 2006 10:16 GMT

#116

On January 21 2006 18:37 nitram wrote:
when im in church and people have to go up and take the bread, i always look at the hot girls, i get a boner then when its my turn to go up and recieve the bread, i regret looking at those girls

guilt for watching girls, yay dont you love religion? -_-