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x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
December 19 2005 10:11 GMT
#61
At camp in yr 9 or something this teacher came out to the eating area in the morning with boxer and a t-shirt and the hugest boner Ive ever seen, like this guy was seriously huge... Anyway it was pretty funny because he didnt even notice till a kid actually told him, he was pretty cool about it though, just went to his room and changed into some jeans or something.
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28804 Posts
December 19 2005 10:13 GMT
#62
that teacher scares me
you're always aware of a boner wtf
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x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
December 19 2005 10:15 GMT
#63
On December 19 2005 19:13 Liquid`Drone wrote:
that teacher scares me
you're always aware of a boner wtf

Keep in mind that on school camps you have to get up at 5 in the morning or some ridiculously early time like that, I could see myself not noticing, and morning wood is different to 'normal' boner.
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 19 2005 10:19 GMT
#64
On December 19 2005 17:57 Liquid`Drone wrote:
and it's not so much that having an erection is _wrong_, it's that it's embarassing for both parts when it's clearly visible and he is in his boxers. if I got caught masturbating by my mom or dad neither would find it wrong, they're both perfectly aware of it, but it would still be really embarassing and potentially something that would make them just leave without saying a word. although I find it more likely that my dad would start laughing. he never said that her mom got pissed at him or anything, just that it was embarassing. it can be embarassing and still "ok"..

So having an erection is embarassing and banging a chick next room to her parents is not? Yeah "OK". Sometimes you can be damn inconsistent drone, like with your "only sexually confident man can call another man attractive" and "only gay men shave chest".
~_~
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28804 Posts
December 19 2005 10:23 GMT
#65
I don't think that's inconsistent at all. and it's not having an erection, it's her noticing the erection while he is in his boxers and attempting to cover it with a funky little dress. neither is wrong, one is embarassing.

the other one is inconsistent but I'm not as serious there.


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ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
December 20 2005 05:07 GMT
#66
In grade school it was all about the 'book cover' when walking down the halls. haha. Half the time I knew they werent going away so I would just fantasize about bending the teacher over anyway. Ahhh, good times.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
December 20 2005 05:09 GMT
#67
The concept of thinking about your daughter getting fucked... that's kinda tough.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
December 20 2005 05:13 GMT
#68
On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.

On December 19 2005 18:04 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
what do you call it?

the Aristocrats.

This is why I <3 this forum.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-20 05:25:42
December 20 2005 05:25 GMT
#69
My p.e.teacher used to get an errection in class.. preferably while teaching all those ~15 year old girls how to stretch n stuff ~_~.

erm my parents have always been fine with me and my brother having sex


Drone, wtf?!
Xeroth
Profile Joined July 2005
United States432 Posts
December 20 2005 05:36 GMT
#70
lolol
Everyones favorite hick.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
December 20 2005 05:49 GMT
#71
ROFL. He has a good job.
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 20 2005 05:58 GMT
#72
On December 19 2005 19:23 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I don't think that's inconsistent at all. and it's not having an erection, it's her noticing the erection while he is in his boxers and attempting to cover it with a funky little dress. neither is wrong, one is embarassing.

the other one is inconsistent but I'm not as serious there.



I guess our definition of embarrassing is different.
I wouldnt do it with her parents next door, it would be emberassing to me, at least because i have a little fucking respect for them.
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28804 Posts
December 20 2005 06:01 GMT
#73
but there's nothing disrepectful about it
my parents aren't disrespecting me when they're having sex in the house I live in
likewise, I'm not disrespecting them when I'm having sex in the house they live in
I don't consider parents superior to their offspring.
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ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
December 20 2005 06:09 GMT
#74
... Just the stewards of their development.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
pfff
Profile Joined May 2004
Belgium1352 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-20 06:17:35
December 20 2005 06:11 GMT
#75
and sex isnt normal to development?
really, my parents actually encourage us to bring our girlfriends home, and really, what do youre parents expect?
that you rent a hotel room or smth?

what is disrespecting about having sex?
its normal.
It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 20 2005 06:14 GMT
#76
I guess well have to agree to disagree.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 20 2005 06:27 GMT
#77
Well the thing is eri, that guy and girl is different (duh i know you know im jus saying). A daughter, is more sacred sexually than a male in the regard that its almost a good thing that the male is bringing girls home for sex. Its completely different however (in most cases) when the girl brings a guy home for sex. Maybe this isnt as true in euro, but at least in US its considered "ok" for the male to be sexually active while its generally looked down upon when the girl is active.
pfff
Profile Joined May 2004
Belgium1352 Posts
December 20 2005 06:31 GMT
#78
my sisters bring their friends home constantly
It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28804 Posts
December 20 2005 06:41 GMT
#79
yes that is less true in europe. I don't consider girls different from guys in that aspect. although the population as a whole would agree there is a difference, the difference is smaller here than for you.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 20 2005 06:44 GMT
#80
On December 20 2005 15:31 pfff wrote:
my sisters bring their friends home constantly


K read through my post again, and a lil more carefully. Or does your sister literally constantly have sex with her friends? If so, age/name/location/contact number asap
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