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Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
December 19 2005 07:45 GMT
#21
On December 19 2005 16:28 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote:
WTF.
LEt me get it straight.
She sleeps in a whory outfit
with a man
in the same house with her mother.

I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.



Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?

In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.

Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?

that's not only in sweden..
oOa
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
December 19 2005 07:46 GMT
#22
On December 19 2005 16:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
The worst imo is popping one in school or riding in the car. I used to car pool with my buddy who was also a teacher at my school and stepping out of the car with a boner induced by a bumpy road is a shitty ass situation. Same with sitting in class and day dreaming about the awsome night before than realizing the bell rung and its time to "stand up" gawd damm that ssux >_<


Agreed. You have to stand up. And the guy that is talking with you goes: "cmon lets go", and you are like "yeah, errr in a second". trying not to think of anything that makes it wore but in that exact moment you get the best imagination boost every is VERY hard to get it 'calm'.
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Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
December 19 2005 07:49 GMT
#23
that happens to me all the mornings :S

i always get hard on, and sometimes my mon or my brother enter to my room :$
:)
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 07:53:15
December 19 2005 07:52 GMT
#24
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CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
December 19 2005 07:53 GMT
#25
I swear, I will get a random erection like everytime I ride a bus. Which I guess really isn't so random.
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
December 19 2005 07:54 GMT
#26
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28865 Posts
December 19 2005 07:56 GMT
#27
that doesnt sound weird at all to me
guess it's an american thing
my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..

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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
December 19 2005 08:00 GMT
#28
Hell yeah. And when you are 21 and move out, your parents can rent your room, so other people fuck there :D
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pfff
Profile Joined May 2004
Belgium1352 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 09:03:04
December 19 2005 08:01 GMT
#29
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.

IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.

its probably a european thing.
there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs from me, my brother and sisters at once under our roof and at breakfast in the morning
It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
December 19 2005 08:01 GMT
#30
On December 19 2005 16:54 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
intowow

you hold ur breath, reduces blood circulation right? lol that's my theory


Yeah i can picture it hahahah everyone going "come on lets go" and im like with my face red trying to get the bonny down :D
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EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
December 19 2005 08:32 GMT
#31
I'm moving to europe!
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
December 19 2005 08:43 GMT
#32
Yeah its an American thing (not the US, all the continent), in europe is pretty common that boyfriends or gfs sleep togeter int heir homes, its just not common here.

PS: Im going to fuck your daughter when you have one incontrol -: D
Im back, in pog form!
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 19 2005 08:44 GMT
#33
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.

IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.

exactly my point. (Wow im finally agreeing with incontrol on something=O)
And if they are weird enough to be OK with you banging their daughter next door they sure as hell are OK with your erections.
And Patriot shut the fuck up. Its not my fault your story doesnt make sense.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28865 Posts
December 19 2005 08:45 GMT
#34
it does make sense, just not to you. and that's not his fault either.
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 19 2005 08:46 GMT
#35
On December 19 2005 17:43 baal wrote:
Yeah its an American thing (not the US, all the continent), in europe is pretty common that boyfriends or gfs sleep togeter int heir homes, its just not common here.

PS: Im going to fuck your daughter when you have one incontrol -: D

Definetely not eastern european.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 19 2005 08:46 GMT
#36
On December 19 2005 17:01 pfff wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.

IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.

its probably a european thing.
there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs under our roof and at breakfast in the morning


both you and eri are missing the point. Did your parents know you fucked all 3 and did they wear french whore outfits that night? Did the parents know about all of this?

If its a "euro thing" to have your daughter fucked in your house while she dresses in slutty ass outfits than you guys are awsome i guess and ima make a trip over there. But noway in hell would i let my daughter get reamed in a french whore outfit while i made pan cakes or some shit.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4630 Posts
December 19 2005 08:46 GMT
#37
On December 19 2005 16:56 Liquid`Drone wrote:
that doesnt sound weird at all to me
guess it's an american thing
my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..



The location is rather irrelevant for a real ninja
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
December 19 2005 08:47 GMT
#38
On December 19 2005 17:45 Liquid`Drone wrote:
it does make sense, just not to you. and that's not his fault either.

So its OK to bang your daughter next door, but its not ok to have an erection?
Oh yeah, everything is in place now!!!!
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28865 Posts
December 19 2005 08:51 GMT
#39
erm my parents have always been fine with me and my brother having sex in our respective rooms when they have been home, yes. this is indicated by my mom asking me if I wanted a larger bed (my old one being more than adequate for only me, in fact I think that was a nice way of saying hey eivind why don't you get a girlfriend.
I never fucked 3 girls and then brought them up for breakfast after so I'm not as certain about that, but I don't see why they'd mind that outfit.
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
December 19 2005 08:53 GMT
#40
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