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Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 23 2006 00:36 GMT
#141
Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.

Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers

Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 23 2006 00:42 GMT
#142
On December 20 2005 18:40 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.


You sir, have just won my hilarious-post-of-the-year award.


haha very funny indeed.. Thats not the case at all though seing how the dress she uses is for sleeping - not for my pleasure, she had it since long ago=p

Wow.. to many jesus loving americans with moral issues (have sex or not, jesus did you) for me to wanting to continue reading my thread. Sorry if you missed out what roll the outfit played, but Sfydjklm and other was to dumb pointing it out (incontrol did it well but missed his post) anyway I never wanted this to get serious so Im not in a mood for reading more to serious stuff.. this joke was a nr1 finish so why ruin it
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
January 23 2006 04:30 GMT
#143
On January 23 2006 09:30 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Me saying it once should be enough - my story.

Have you posted it anywhere else?
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 23 2006 04:35 GMT
#144
Im having trouble readin through your above post Patriot >_< are you calling me a "american jesus" freak or something? I cant tell. That was supposed to be a gross exageration that is funny.

But, is your girlfriend 14 and your 20?
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
January 23 2006 05:00 GMT
#145
'when we got together'

so I figure they're together for at least 3 years.
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 23 2006 14:15 GMT
#146
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.

Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers


You know what, fuck you, dont come here laying that bullshit on me.
It would be 1892. Yah. You know whats good about 1892? People had some fucking morals.
Fucking next wall to your parents is a loss of all fucking morals and respect.
And dont fucking tell me otherwise, I dont listen to arguments of low self esteem kids who come on internet forums and make up stories about girlfriends in french maid outfits.
Shut the fuck up.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
January 23 2006 15:17 GMT
#147
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 23 2006 15:21 GMT
#148
no baggie for you, child molestor.
Im back, in pog form!
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
January 23 2006 15:22 GMT
#149
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-23 15:24:31
January 23 2006 15:23 GMT
#150
On January 24 2006 00:22 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
stop talking about baggies or i'll get some children to "pants" you oh wait you DISGUSTING FUCK


omg i dont want children to pants me, im going to make teeagers to sweater you!
Im back, in pog form!
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
January 23 2006 15:25 GMT
#151
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-23 15:33:13
January 23 2006 15:27 GMT
#152
self nuked

atleast admins will be disgusted
Im back, in pog form!
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-23 15:30:41
January 23 2006 15:29 GMT
#153
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OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
January 23 2006 15:34 GMT
#154
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.

Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers



thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard..having sex in same house w/ parents even if theres a wall in between --;
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-23 15:39:59
January 23 2006 15:39 GMT
#155
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PlayJunior
Profile Joined August 2004
Armenia833 Posts
January 23 2006 18:05 GMT
#156
Chibi OWWNNNNSSSS
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 23 2006 18:11 GMT
#157
On January 24 2006 00:34 OhThatDang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.

Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers



thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard..having sex in same house w/ parents even if theres a wall in between --;


Its pretty much just a matter of differance in culture. American families tend to not want their daughters / sisters to get railed two doors down from where the parents are discussing dinner for tomorow. Euro families seem to be more open about this and prefer that the daughter gets tore up at home than in a private place. That way the father and mother can at least know hes paying mind to the cliterus.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
January 23 2006 18:14 GMT
#158
On January 24 2006 00:34 OhThatDang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.

Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers



thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard..having sex in same house w/ parents even if theres a wall in between --;


I am nailing my girlfriend across the hall from her mothers room. We are talking literally paper this walls. I don't care, and neither does her mother, she just sees it as an assurance that I will give her grandchildren.
ModeratorGodfather
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
January 23 2006 18:17 GMT
#159
control your posts in this thread has been hilarious ;D
but really, i dont see anything wrong with it... just dont make any noise, and its fine :-) besides, when do you get a chance to have sex if its prohibited when either mine or her parents are home?
not as often, i tell you that!
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
January 23 2006 18:21 GMT
#160
you guys are totally frigid
its ok to have sex.
go try it!

and dont come back until you did!
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