The bad erections - Page 5

On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.

IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.

On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote:
Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.

Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

On December 20 2005 16:17 HappyManRun wrote:


Indeed!!!

There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection
I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants.
:p

On December 20 2005 16:45 gLyo wrote:


Sorry, but that is some fucked up disgusting shit. I hope you are lying.

On December 20 2005 17:20 Klogon wrote:
Uhhh if that's true HappyMan, then that is sick.

On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.