Im currently closing on becoming 20years(april 06)and the bad erections dont Occur as often as before. Anyway I got a story to tell about one of those... Gad was really embarrasing!
I often sleep over at my beloved girlfriends house in her very warm room. So i didnt use any quilt/blanket or anything.. Just me and my boxers. When my girlfriend woke up that morning she changed clothes and she sleeps in something like this:
By stress or just random the slut french outfit ended up in her bed with me (I guess) and here's what happened.
I got cold and seached for something to cover up with.. My half awake retared ape state of mind took her stuff as a blanket.. Didnt help any I guess but I never woke up.
Hour later it was time to wake up.. Mother entered the room a little and called my name out 3-5 times as usual.. I didn't reply so she turned the light on.
There I was with the worst hard-on ever, covering myself in her dothers clothes, lol. And also awake becouse I woke up.. She didnt say shit and exited the room.
lol this one time I fell asleep at the airport when I was together with my family and when I woke up I had such morning wood it was crazy and everyone were looking at me and then my parents and my brother were discussing sleeping on airplanes cuz they have a hard time doing that or at least my mom and then I was like im pretty much able to sleep anywhere and then my mom kinda laughed and said well at least I was most definitely asleep a little time ago
I usually flaunt my erections rather than get embarassed though.
One time my mom caught me jerking off with her expensive facial lotion.
Just kidding lol @ you
Dude, actually, when I was at work once, I had a hard-on so I kept my hands in my pockets so it looked like just another lump in my pants. But someone said something about me looking like a thug with both hands in pockets, and it drew everyone's attention to my croch. I pulled my hands out of my pockets without thinking, and a few people notioced the erection. They just gave me a funny look and walked away, but I turned so red !
On December 19 2005 16:12 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: lol drone has a hard time lololol
yeah come to think of it it wouldve been more fun if I had said like "well I definitely don't have a hard time falling asleep" and then my mom had been like "haha yes you do" but that wouldnt have worked out in norwegian
hehe , this morning actually ... the girl im stayen with went to get me up. she wanted me to meet her mother. i stood up and yawned "TYLER" she turned around. i looked down and uhh shit haha , just laughed and said "wut"?
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote: WTF. LEt me get it straight. She sleeps in a whory outfit with a man in the same house with her mother.
I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.
Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?
In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.
Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?
The worst imo is popping one in school or riding in the car. I used to car pool with my buddy who was also a teacher at my school and stepping out of the car with a boner induced by a bumpy road is a shitty ass situation. Same with sitting in class and day dreaming about the awsome night before than realizing the bell rung and its time to "stand up" gawd damm that ssux >_<
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote: WTF. LEt me get it straight. She sleeps in a whory outfit with a man in the same house with her mother.
I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.
Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?
In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.
Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?
On December 19 2005 16:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote: The worst imo is popping one in school or riding in the car. I used to car pool with my buddy who was also a teacher at my school and stepping out of the car with a boner induced by a bumpy road is a shitty ass situation. Same with sitting in class and day dreaming about the awsome night before than realizing the bell rung and its time to "stand up" gawd damm that ssux >_<
lool yes, hate getting em in school, lucky me though, happenends 3 times a week max!
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote: WTF. LEt me get it straight. She sleeps in a whory outfit with a man in the same house with her mother.
I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.
Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?
In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.
Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?
Guys get erections... My God!
Well every embarrasing thing I have experienced is "shit happends". Look around in this thread and you will find that it can be fun to share memorys.. Now stop embarrasing yourself in this thread.
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.
IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
On December 19 2005 16:12 Sfydjklm wrote: WTF. LEt me get it straight. She sleeps in a whory outfit with a man in the same house with her mother.
I got news for you, i dont think her mother gives a fuck about your erection.
Im just not any random dude, known the family for 2 years now and talked with her mother like with my own almost. It's not like a big secret - us having sex, duh. So what If she sleeps in a outfit like that?
In sweden, girls use sexy or cute/styled panties aswell.. I mean lol its private and wtf you really need to get a little more year 2000+.
Girls also use things like bikinis when going swimming.. my god?
On December 19 2005 16:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote: The worst imo is popping one in school or riding in the car. I used to car pool with my buddy who was also a teacher at my school and stepping out of the car with a boner induced by a bumpy road is a shitty ass situation. Same with sitting in class and day dreaming about the awsome night before than realizing the bell rung and its time to "stand up" gawd damm that ssux >_<
Agreed. You have to stand up. And the guy that is talking with you goes: "cmon lets go", and you are like "yeah, errr in a second". trying not to think of anything that makes it wore but in that exact moment you get the best imagination boost every is VERY hard to get it 'calm'.
that doesnt sound weird at all to me guess it's an american thing my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.
IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
its probably a european thing. there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs from me, my brother and sisters at once under our roof and at breakfast in the morning
Yeah its an American thing (not the US, all the continent), in europe is pretty common that boyfriends or gfs sleep togeter int heir homes, its just not common here.
PS: Im going to fuck your daughter when you have one incontrol -: D
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.
IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
exactly my point. (Wow im finally agreeing with incontrol on something=O) And if they are weird enough to be OK with you banging their daughter next door they sure as hell are OK with your erections. And Patriot shut the fuck up. Its not my fault your story doesnt make sense.
On December 19 2005 17:43 baal wrote: Yeah its an American thing (not the US, all the continent), in europe is pretty common that boyfriends or gfs sleep togeter int heir homes, its just not common here.
PS: Im going to fuck your daughter when you have one incontrol -: D
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.
IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
its probably a european thing. there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs under our roof and at breakfast in the morning
both you and eri are missing the point. Did your parents know you fucked all 3 and did they wear french whore outfits that night? Did the parents know about all of this?
If its a "euro thing" to have your daughter fucked in your house while she dresses in slutty ass outfits than you guys are awsome i guess and ima make a trip over there. But noway in hell would i let my daughter get reamed in a french whore outfit while i made pan cakes or some shit.
On December 19 2005 16:56 Liquid`Drone wrote: that doesnt sound weird at all to me guess it's an american thing my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..
The location is rather irrelevant for a real ninja
erm my parents have always been fine with me and my brother having sex in our respective rooms when they have been home, yes. this is indicated by my mom asking me if I wanted a larger bed (my old one being more than adequate for only me, in fact I think that was a nice way of saying hey eivind why don't you get a girlfriend. I never fucked 3 girls and then brought them up for breakfast after so I'm not as certain about that, but I don't see why they'd mind that outfit.
On December 19 2005 16:56 Liquid`Drone wrote: that doesnt sound weird at all to me guess it's an american thing my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..
so your... a chick? you were 17, and slept with a 19 year old dude.. am i missing something?
and it's not so much that having an erection is _wrong_, it's that it's embarassing for both parts when it's clearly visible and he is in his boxers. if I got caught masturbating by my mom or dad neither would find it wrong, they're both perfectly aware of it, but it would still be really embarassing and potentially something that would make them just leave without saying a word. although I find it more likely that my dad would start laughing. he never said that her mom got pissed at him or anything, just that it was embarassing. it can be embarassing and still "ok"..
caucasianasian the "he" was referring to the threadstarter, and I was saying him having sex in the same house as the parents of his girlfriend is even less weird than my parents being fine with me having sex when in their house when I was 17..
On December 19 2005 16:56 Liquid`Drone wrote: that doesnt sound weird at all to me guess it's an american thing my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..
so your... a chick? you were 17, and slept with a 19 year old dude.. am i missing something?
i think its pretty obvious that eri is a 17y/o girl trapped in a mans body, so yep.
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.
IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
its probably a european thing. there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs under our roof and at breakfast in the morning
both you and eri are missing the point. Did your parents know you fucked all 3 and did they wear french whore outfits that night? Did the parents know about all of this?
If its a "euro thing" to have your daughter fucked in your house while she dresses in slutty ass outfits than you guys are awsome i guess and ima make a trip over there. But noway in hell would i let my daughter get reamed in a french whore outfit while i made pan cakes or some shit.
and after im done u are going to make me pancakes.
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP EXAGGERATING WHAT IM/OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING? MY GOD. nobody said anything even remotely close to that, an outfit like that is nothing like anything you mentioned and just because we have sex does not mean we are going out of our way to show it to them
just like how my parents have sex, it's not like they talk about it in front of me the day after. fucking christ.
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.
IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
its probably a european thing. there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs from me, my brother and sisters at once under our roof and at breakfast in the morning
both you and eri are missing the point. Did your parents know you fucked all 3 and did they wear french whore outfits that night? Did the parents know about all of this?
If its a "euro thing" to have your daughter fucked in your house while she dresses in slutty ass outfits than you guys are awsome i guess and ima make a trip over there. But noway in hell would i let my daughter get reamed in a french whore outfit while i made pan cakes or some shit.
edited my post a little bit into what i actually mean. but anyway, off course they know me and my siblings have sex with our respective gfs/friends and they know ill have sex when my gf would stay over, why else would she be staying over? they dont mind at all that we do it in our house, they love it when theres a lot of people in our house and they love meeting our gfs/friends, and really, it would be ridiculous if they expected us to get a hotel room or something. i doubt anyone ever wore such a ridiculous french slutty outfit tho
of course its an exageration eri, and its nothing you fucking said. Chill out jesus. Its a humurous (to me at least) exageration of the scenario we are all discussing. Its called a satire. Its called comedy.
I dont know the line by line god damn exact account of what happened so of course im going to exagerate to my favor.
i dont know WHY, but every day im sitting in english and its not like a raging hard on or anything but i always get a little stiff, but im sitting in my seat so its like no big deal, but EVERY SINGLE DAY NOW for a week she's asked me to get up to do something while there's obviously a bulge in my pants. i tried to hide it the first two times and now i just dont give a fuck. hopefully noone's noticed but ive just stopped caring. no joke, each time, a week straight now. and its not like i can fix myself now that she's looking at me. so she calls my name and each day im like "you've got to be kidding me."
At camp in yr 9 or something this teacher came out to the eating area in the morning with boxer and a t-shirt and the hugest boner Ive ever seen, like this guy was seriously huge... Anyway it was pretty funny because he didnt even notice till a kid actually told him, he was pretty cool about it though, just went to his room and changed into some jeans or something.
On December 19 2005 19:13 Liquid`Drone wrote: that teacher scares me you're always aware of a boner wtf
Keep in mind that on school camps you have to get up at 5 in the morning or some ridiculously early time like that, I could see myself not noticing, and morning wood is different to 'normal' boner.
On December 19 2005 17:57 Liquid`Drone wrote: and it's not so much that having an erection is _wrong_, it's that it's embarassing for both parts when it's clearly visible and he is in his boxers. if I got caught masturbating by my mom or dad neither would find it wrong, they're both perfectly aware of it, but it would still be really embarassing and potentially something that would make them just leave without saying a word. although I find it more likely that my dad would start laughing. he never said that her mom got pissed at him or anything, just that it was embarassing. it can be embarassing and still "ok"..
So having an erection is embarassing and banging a chick next room to her parents is not? Yeah "OK". Sometimes you can be damn inconsistent drone, like with your "only sexually confident man can call another man attractive" and "only gay men shave chest". ~_~
I don't think that's inconsistent at all. and it's not having an erection, it's her noticing the erection while he is in his boxers and attempting to cover it with a funky little dress. neither is wrong, one is embarassing.
the other one is inconsistent but I'm not as serious there.
In grade school it was all about the 'book cover' when walking down the halls. haha. Half the time I knew they werent going away so I would just fantasize about bending the teacher over anyway. Ahhh, good times.
On December 19 2005 19:23 Liquid`Drone wrote: I don't think that's inconsistent at all. and it's not having an erection, it's her noticing the erection while he is in his boxers and attempting to cover it with a funky little dress. neither is wrong, one is embarassing.
the other one is inconsistent but I'm not as serious there.
I guess our definition of embarrassing is different. I wouldnt do it with her parents next door, it would be emberassing to me, at least because i have a little fucking respect for them.
but there's nothing disrepectful about it my parents aren't disrespecting me when they're having sex in the house I live in likewise, I'm not disrespecting them when I'm having sex in the house they live in I don't consider parents superior to their offspring.
and sex isnt normal to development? really, my parents actually encourage us to bring our girlfriends home, and really, what do youre parents expect? that you rent a hotel room or smth?
what is disrespecting about having sex? its normal.
Well the thing is eri, that guy and girl is different (duh i know you know im jus saying). A daughter, is more sacred sexually than a male in the regard that its almost a good thing that the male is bringing girls home for sex. Its completely different however (in most cases) when the girl brings a guy home for sex. Maybe this isnt as true in euro, but at least in US its considered "ok" for the male to be sexually active while its generally looked down upon when the girl is active.
yes that is less true in europe. I don't consider girls different from guys in that aspect. although the population as a whole would agree there is a difference, the difference is smaller here than for you.
On December 20 2005 15:31 pfff wrote: my sisters bring their friends home constantly
K read through my post again, and a lil more carefully. Or does your sister literally constantly have sex with her friends? If so, age/name/location/contact number asap
K than your missing the meat purpose of this thread entirely. We are talking about girls bringing boyfriends home and having sex, my sister has friends over all the time too but thats irrelevent.
Now if your sister has sex with her boyfriend at your house and you / dad are ok with this than sure you got some stuff to contribute! Or your feelings on THAT matter not who comes over to play dolls :D
off course they are having sex, its just so freakin normal for me to associate a relation with sex that my parents know about in their house that i dont mention it in every single sentence i write.
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.
IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.
Has anyone ever been in trouble when they could not get their little man up when the time counted for it ? T_T imo that is worse then getting it up at odd times
On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote: Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.
Indeed!!!
There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants. :p
On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote: Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.
Indeed!!!
There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants. :p
Sorry, but that is some fucked up disgusting shit. I hope you are lying.
On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."
Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"
*dad and henry high five*
Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"
Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"
Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"
Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."
Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"
*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*
You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
hahaha ROFL!!! and i think its weired too. i also sleep with my gf on same bad, with her parents on house, and eventually have sex but we would never tell them that. for them, we were sleeping, or they can pretend we were sleeping, but i would never talk with her father about the sex with her daughter, neither my gf would aks mom "hey!! where is my nurse outfit??" ^_^v
On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote: Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.
Indeed!!!
There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants. :p
Sorry, but that is some fucked up disgusting shit. I hope you are lying.
Haha, I thought his story was good :D. I got one myself: 4 years ago, I was out surfing with a lot of other people. For some reason, I thought one of the chicks looked REALLY good that day, so I instantly got a boner, that would just NOT GO AWAY! I had my wetsuit on, and there was nowhere I could change without anyone seeing my huge boner. So I went into this really disgusting toilet that always stinks, and jacked off. That took care of it. Kinda boring story when you think about it.
seriously guys, what's wrong with having sex with ur girlfriend either in her bedroom, or in ur own bedroom...? Unless a girl brings a different guy every day at home to have sex, there's no problem with having sex with her boyfriend -.-
every erection at work is bad. Especially when you work a place that requires you to tuck in your shirt. I hate these slutty women who come into Long's with their tits hanging out, and smelling all good and shit.
Just today, I was developing film, and a chick drops off a roll who had her tits hanging out. Of course I stared when she was looking down at the envelope. Well, as I deved the film, it turned out she was a hooters girl. So my plan was to stare at her tits without caring if she noticed when she came back. Here's how it played out:
Chick comes out, I take a quick look when I had her her photos. She ends up forgetting her credit card, and goes out to find it. Then another woman comes to get her pictures. I give her them, and she looks at them. Then the chick comes back. So now she is writing the check. But I KNOW the other chick who I just gave the pics to is starring at me, so I'm like "FUCKIN DAMNIT, YOU'RE FUCKING UP MY PLAN" because I didn't want o look like a pervert to a chick who wasn't flashing her great cleavage. So I wait a few seconds, then I end up saying fuck it anyway and start starring, and I know the other chick saw me. Oh well. The hot chick did say she'd be back..so maybe I can get my full stare on next time
oh yeah, there were no nude photos just her cleavage in a hooters shirt. Dissapointing, I know.
On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote: Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.
Indeed!!!
There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants. :p
On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote: Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.
Indeed!!!
There was this PSAT test I took last year, and when I was taking it, I find one problems taking me too long to solve, apart from that, I thought this secetion has 25 problems total, and I'm on the 17th and only 5 minutes left. I was running out of time and so nervous since I'm stuck with this one! My hands start to sweat and I squirmed with anxiety. Then I raised my head abit, and saw this extremely sweet korean girl sitting bit in front of me, shaking her legs with stress and I get a HUGE erection I was like WTF STOP THAT GET DOWN YOU STUPID COCK!! I tried to focus on the math problem for 30 seconds with out success, and I was literally crying on the inside. Then I thought FUCK this, and I went masturbating by banging my inner thigh against my boner, then I hit orgasm so quick, literally in 20 seconds, then I calmed down. I did the question with ease, the turned the page only to find this section only has 18 questions. I laughed and did the last one. Went to the restroom during break to clean out my pants. :p
Holy shit, the same thing happened to me!! During an AP English test back in High School. That's funny, I used the exact same method. And it was an asian chick, too. hahahahaa
A friend's friend works at a photo/camera store and there is this hot bitch who sneaks him like 2-3 naked pictures every time she comes in and she gets her pictures developed for free.
It's SO rofl cuz he always carries the pictures in his wallet lmao.
On December 20 2005 19:19 Fayth[pG] wrote: my gf touches me when she see my morning wood
seriously guys, what's wrong with having sex with ur girlfriend either in her bedroom, or in ur own bedroom...? Unless a girl brings a different guy every day at home to have sex, there's no problem with having sex with her boyfriend -.-
On December 20 2005 19:19 Fayth[pG] wrote: my gf touches me when she see my morning wood
seriously guys, what's wrong with having sex with ur girlfriend either in her bedroom, or in ur own bedroom...? Unless a girl brings a different guy every day at home to have sex, there's no problem with having sex with her boyfriend -.-
when im in church and people have to go up and take the bread, i always look at the hot girls, i get a boner then when its my turn to go up and recieve the bread, i regret looking at those girls
On January 21 2006 18:37 nitram wrote: when im in church and people have to go up and take the bread, i always look at the hot girls, i get a boner then when its my turn to go up and recieve the bread, i regret looking at those girls
guilt for watching girls, yay dont you love religion? -_-
On January 21 2006 18:37 nitram wrote: when im in church and people have to go up and take the bread, i always look at the hot girls, i get a boner then when its my turn to go up and recieve the bread, i regret looking at those girls
guilt for watching girls, yay dont you love religion? -_-
On January 21 2006 18:37 nitram wrote: when im in church and people have to go up and take the bread, i always look at the hot girls, i get a boner then when its my turn to go up and recieve the bread, i regret looking at those girls
guilt for watching girls, yay dont you love religion? -_-
what an arrogant individual
haha..i hate when that happens is it really a sin to get a boner in church?
The worst for me was back in middle school gym class. We had those mandatory shorts that were made out of the cheapest nylon material known to man. Needless to say, it tented up rather nicely and was very very tough to conceal.
the worst was when i was also in gym class, i was wearing my boxers that have no buttons on the lil slit so i popped a boner cause my friend(girl) kept rubbing her ass in front of me while we were playing basketball..u know how they dribble and like they try to get closer to net (i denno she just kept doing that) anyways after awhile i felt a boner coming and it was like coming outta the slit so i was like holy shit noooooooooooooooooo
i ran to go sit down to get rid of the embarrasment and the pe teacher then said..ok guys lets do 10 pushups...(imagine doing pushups + boner) u do the math it hurt later during the period cause p.e is 1hr and 30 mins.. the kids decided to pants everyone and i mean everyone guys/girls whatever when he pants this one girl she was wearing a thong so i of course got excited (again) i felt it coming and i knew that i was soon going to be panced wid a boner on so to hide from this i was thinking of the gayest shit in the world soon i felt myself being normal again and was pants rite when i lost the erection
On January 22 2006 01:17 GsOne wrote: ever tried wearing pants instead of boxers? maybe your cocks are so big you wont fit but i find them lot more comfortable even with erection
well it just wraps around your penis really nicely and directs it downward instead of letting it erects upward. It can be handy definitely. But tight pants kill sperms, so... ^^
On December 19 2005 16:13 HeadBangaa wrote: Do you guys ever get erections when you get anxious? If I'm nervous before an exam or before I go to work, I can't help it.
Like 3 years ago I was at gym class. We were playing volley ball and we had 10 players on each team, 6 that played and 4 that switched with the ones playing every now and then. Anyway I was sitting there in my chair and I got kind of comfortable so I started dreaming of hot girls that I'd really like to fuck. After a short while of daydreaming my gym teacher tells me it's my turn to play (we were standing in line). She was pissed off because she wanted to have some speed into the game so that we switched quick and all. Problem was, I had a huge freaking boner that just stood straight out. I managed to hide it sitting down, but when I stood up it was just out there like one of the players. First I go "Can't someone else play?" which was stupid as fuck, I should've just said "I don't feel so well" or something but I got so freaked out I guess. She gets ticked off and yells "No!" and points me to the place where you serve, which means I have to go in and serve while everyone looks at me and my pal down south. So I walk really funny, trying to hide it as well as I could. Don't remember getting any funny reactions but I just served like a dickhead so that the ball would go over then I put my hands into my pockets.
That teacher didn't like me afterwards, but I didn't really feel like explaining why I was acting so weird.
I remember once I was having a presentation in class and earlier that day I had gotten hold of a dildo and then before I entered the stage I stuck the dildo in my zipper and I managed to cover it with my sweather
or I use the term "cover" loosely, because it was VERY visible that "something" was sticking out of my crotch and I was having the presentation together with a girl, and she just couldn't stop laughing, nor could most the rest of the class although some hadn't noticed and were like "hey stop laughing whats so funny" and then she just pointed at my crotch while laughing really hard and she eventually managed to mumble out "that.. THING"
we had a substitute teacher that day and he never had us again
I don't remember having an embarrassing boner myself, the only time i ever witnessed someone else with a boner in public was my P.E. teacher. We were all lining up, getting picked into 2 teams for a game of rounders and he just stood in front of everyone with a boner. I'm not even sure he cared cause he just acted normal, but a few people certainly noticed it and you could hear a few whispers and giggles here and there. I guess those 14 year old girls in short shorts and tight tops turned him on T.T
On January 22 2006 04:13 Liquid`Drone wrote: I remember once I was having a presentation in class and earlier that day I had gotten hold of a dildo and then before I entered the stage I stuck the dildo in my zipper and I managed to cover it with my sweather
or I use the term "cover" loosely, because it was VERY visible that "something" was sticking out of my crotch and I was having the presentation together with a girl, and she just couldn't stop laughing, nor could most the rest of the class although some hadn't noticed and were like "hey stop laughing whats so funny" and then she just pointed at my crotch while laughing really hard and she eventually managed to mumble out "that.. THING"
we had a substitute teacher that day and he never had us again
On December 19 2005 16:04 Patriot.dlk wrote: Im currently closing on becoming 20years(april 06)and the bad erections dont Occur as often as before. Anyway I got a story to tell about one of those... Gad was really embarrasing!
I often sleep over at my beloved girlfriends house in her very warm room. So i didnt use any quilt/blanket or anything.. Just me and my boxers. When my girlfriend woke up that morning she changed clothes and she sleeps in something like this:
By stress or just random the slut french outfit ended up in her bed with me (I guess) and here's what happened.
I got cold and seached for something to cover up with.. My half awake retared ape state of mind took her stuff as a blanket.. Didnt help any I guess but I never woke up.
Hour later it was time to wake up.. Mother entered the room a little and called my name out 3-5 times as usual.. I didn't reply so she turned the light on.
There I was with the worst hard-on ever, covering myself in her dothers clothes, lol. And also awake becouse I woke up.. She didnt say shit and exited the room.
lol, I really hate bad erections.
I'm 98% sure you stole this story from someone else.
you are just plain stupid and need to have a girlfriend so you can understand stuff. She didn't buy any outfit for sleeping for my sake, she's had it before I slept over and I was her first one becouse she was barerly 14 when we got together..
I think she bought it or got as a little bit of a joke actually. You see the point about the story is not the outfit itself, it holds little value at all. Her parents wouldn't think of it as slut outfit other when seing it in a perverted position like that.
Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.
Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers
On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."
Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"
*dad and henry high five*
Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"
Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"
Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"
Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."
Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"
*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*
You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
You sir, have just won my hilarious-post-of-the-year award.
haha very funny indeed.. Thats not the case at all though seing how the dress she uses is for sleeping - not for my pleasure, she had it since long ago=p
Wow.. to many jesus loving americans with moral issues (have sex or not, jesus did you) for me to wanting to continue reading my thread. Sorry if you missed out what roll the outfit played, but Sfydjklm and other was to dumb pointing it out (incontrol did it well but missed his post) anyway I never wanted this to get serious so Im not in a mood for reading more to serious stuff.. this joke was a nr1 finish so why ruin it
Im having trouble readin through your above post Patriot >_< are you calling me a "american jesus" freak or something? I cant tell. That was supposed to be a gross exageration that is funny.
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote: Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.
Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers
You know what, fuck you, dont come here laying that bullshit on me. It would be 1892. Yah. You know whats good about 1892? People had some fucking morals. Fucking next wall to your parents is a loss of all fucking morals and respect. And dont fucking tell me otherwise, I dont listen to arguments of low self esteem kids who come on internet forums and make up stories about girlfriends in french maid outfits. Shut the fuck up.
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote: Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.
Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers
thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard..having sex in same house w/ parents even if theres a wall in between --;
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote: Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.
Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers
thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard..having sex in same house w/ parents even if theres a wall in between --;
Its pretty much just a matter of differance in culture. American families tend to not want their daughters / sisters to get railed two doors down from where the parents are discussing dinner for tomorow. Euro families seem to be more open about this and prefer that the daughter gets tore up at home than in a private place. That way the father and mother can at least know hes paying mind to the cliterus.
On January 23 2006 09:36 Patriot.dlk wrote: Sfydjklm you are also very stupid about not having sex in the same house part, realize every mature normal 14++ person living at home thinking like you... that would be 1892.
Think about this, you know you are wrong. You are retared even you realize it, but please for the sake of your manhood and penis, admit people can have sex even though there's nothin but a WALL (actually two) between parents bedroom and lovers
thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard..having sex in same house w/ parents even if theres a wall in between --;
I am nailing my girlfriend across the hall from her mothers room. We are talking literally paper this walls. I don't care, and neither does her mother, she just sees it as an assurance that I will give her grandchildren.
control your posts in this thread has been hilarious ;D but really, i dont see anything wrong with it... just dont make any noise, and its fine :-) besides, when do you get a chance to have sex if its prohibited when either mine or her parents are home? not as often, i tell you that!
Heres some ideas. Do it when her parents are gone. They arent gone? Take her to your house. Parents there too? Go for a "Drive" dont have a car? Take a walk and bring a blanket. To big of a pussy to fuck outside? Go to a party. Huge loser? Take her to a friends house and explain to em the circumstances. Friends are fags? Take her on a movie date. She doesnt have hands? Take a shower that she happens to walk in on for an hour. Dirty whore? (im looking at you France) Get a hotel. To poor? Go to college. Cant? Take a "hike" (similar to blanket walk).
If you cant do any of these fuck her on her parents bed with Dad and Mom coaching.
why the fuck should you not do it when they're in the house
there's NOTHING WRONG WITH IT our parents also have sex in the very same house nothing wrong with that either
jesus not having sex in the same house as your parents is about as stupid as taboos can get. I mean, you can't give one logical reason why it's bad. you're just making stupid ass exaggerations that make no sense but are "comical".
i did enjoy a certain amount of privacy, back when i lived with my parents... i don't see the problem... most probably they wont even notice it.
on the other hand, if parents do not appreciate their kids having sex in their house, thats fine as well and should be respected too. problem is that there just isnt any reason for it.
they are exagerations but i stand by the idea behind them. I would be a god damn silly goose if i let my daughter / sister have sex with her boyfriend in MY house. Even if they are like 24 and visiting? Or Married, its like "wait till your in an appropriate place ala your own home or private" Likewise, i dont want my 16 year old sister having sex with her boyfriend PERIOD but put a flaming triple stamp on in MY HOUSE. Why? Cause for one its disguisting, and justifying anything eri, i mean ANYTHING with "XXX did it so its ok for me to do it" is like 3rd grade reasoning? Things your parents do does not in anyway equate to "that means i can do it too"
But ima try again to appeal to this: We live in completely different societies, americans are gonna continue to come to this thread and go "omg you have no morales" and euro people are going to continue to come here and say "nothing wrong with fucking in your parents presence"
Its like telling some asian communities that eating dogs is disguisting. It is to us, but not to them, so rather than having a circle debate on the moral differances our (in this situation) completely different cultures condition us to believe in, lets move on or at least have some fun with the topic.
AKA dont get so pissy eri im just kidding ffs.
er i just saw: cant give one logical reason: We are discussing morales logical reasons for why people feel a certain way would take around a 30 page article describing generations of social and ethical conditioning through media and microsocial circumstances. Instead of making a molkte post why dont we just assume some people like to keep things private, and one of them is their children and their sexual lives. Yeah obviously your parents had / have sex. They are married and they made YOU didnt they? Doesnt mean the kids have the same right to asspound this weeks hottie in their racecar bunk bed. Wait until you are alone / married / private / anywhere but next door to your parents.
now, IF the parents are opposed to kids having sex in their house while they are there, then no, I wouldn't do it. I love and respect my parents a great deal. but when they are not (and there is no logical reason why they SHOULD be, especially not when we're talking about a girlfriend and boyfriend), then why on earth would we go somewhere else far less convenient?
when i found out about the reason of a morning wood i just started to use the toilet before going to sleep because its just ure urine which produces pressure against your penis
control, there's one thing you're not getting, or at least so its seems to me: your room is pretty "private" at least it always was to me...
and about the dogs example: i seriously dont see anything wrong about them eating dogs, and hell i'd try it. so maybe i should try having sex without my parents watching sometime. hmm.
On January 24 2006 03:53 Liquid`Drone wrote: if my parents don't mind, why?
now, IF the parents are opposed to kids having sex in their house while they are there, then no, I wouldn't do it. I love and respect my parents a great deal. but when they are not (and there is no logical reason why they SHOULD be, especially not when we're talking about a girlfriend and boyfriend), then why on earth would we go somewhere else far less convenient?
It is not a matter of logic, it's just a matter of how people see the world. Maybe your parents are fine with it, which is great, but you can't then use LOGIC to conclude anything about the rest of the world. This is purely a social situation -- logic isn't what's important, and there are many degrees of "gray" here. I doubt most of the people on this forum would be fine meeting a new girl/boyfriend's parents for the first time and then having sex with them in a manner which is clearly audible to the parents. If you are okay with that, then think how comfortable you'd feel if you'd been dating less than a week. If you're okay with that, what about if she's seventeen and you are twenty-two? What if it's the first time for her? Honestly, it's all a matter of situation and personal opinions. You can make any situation awkward enough that most people will feel it inappropriate.
I've been with my girlfriend for five years and living with her for four and when I stayed with her family last year there was no way we were going to do that. Why? It was my first time in their house. It was my first time in a new country (Brazil). They are ethnically (and "culturally") Chinese. She's got three brothers and sisters and it's a pretty small apartment. And simply, it was more important to me to make a good impression to her parents than to satisfy my carnal needs for those few days (it's a little annoying to wait, but hey we have the whole rest of the year alone).
fyi, I've had a boner during the entire time I've read this thread. I'm in my class, and I hope someone looks back here so I can give them the wierdest, most disturbing "i have a fucking boner" look ever.
clutch, I have no problems with understanding there are cultural differences. (although I will also say that a cultural difference which results in parents being "more valuable" than their offspring is in my opinion a "bad" cultural difference) however the point is, people were saying the story was unplausible and did not make sense because they did not understand how someone could have sex in the same house as their parents. which, in europe, is not weird at all (and there is no reason why a parent should be more opposed to their sister fucking in their own bedroom while their parents are home than her fucking in some random car or any other location. in my opinion it should be PREFERABLE that she had sex in her own room as opposed to any other random location.. )
basically, the debate started due to other people not quite understanding the cultural differences and then attacking him because of that. and once again, there are certainly circumstances where I would not have sex with a girl in her room while her parents were home, the most important being, if her parents were opposed to it. but here they generally are not.
tbh, i respect Europe's much more liberal view on sex cause i feel it is ALOT more realistic;(
Your daughter is more likely then not *going* to have sex. ( if she is hot;o) It makes much more sense that the parents know where their kids are and what they are doing then to completely ignore it and drill them about how wrong it is;/ ( then they do it anyway)
Imo, when it comes to sex in general, most societies need to open up about it and stop display it as a bad thing, we have good protection now and there really isn't any reason that there should be a taboo on it, even for teens.
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