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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11591 Posts
December 19 2005 08:53 GMT
#41
On December 19 2005 16:56 Liquid`Drone wrote:
that doesnt sound weird at all to me
guess it's an american thing
my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..



so your... a chick? you were 17, and slept with a 19 year old dude.. am i missing something?
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
December 19 2005 08:57 GMT
#42
and it's not so much that having an erection is _wrong_, it's that it's embarassing for both parts when it's clearly visible and he is in his boxers. if I got caught masturbating by my mom or dad neither would find it wrong, they're both perfectly aware of it, but it would still be really embarassing and potentially something that would make them just leave without saying a word. although I find it more likely that my dad would start laughing. he never said that her mom got pissed at him or anything, just that it was embarassing. it can be embarassing and still "ok"..


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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
December 19 2005 08:59 GMT
#43
caucasianasian the "he" was referring to the threadstarter, and I was saying him having sex in the same house as the parents of his girlfriend is even less weird than my parents being fine with me having sex when in their house when I was 17..
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
December 19 2005 08:59 GMT
#44
On December 19 2005 17:53 CaucasianAsian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 16:56 Liquid`Drone wrote:
that doesnt sound weird at all to me
guess it's an american thing
my parents asked me if I wanted a larger bed so there would be room for 2 when I was 17.. and he's 19. and wtf I'd rather my daughter fucked in my house than in other houses so..



so your... a chick? you were 17, and slept with a 19 year old dude.. am i missing something?


i think its pretty obvious that eri is a 17y/o girl trapped in a mans body, so yep.
Im back, in pog form!
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
December 19 2005 08:59 GMT
#45
ohplz I'm 21.
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
December 19 2005 09:00 GMT
#46
On December 19 2005 17:46 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 17:01 pfff wrote:
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.

IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.

its probably a european thing.
there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs under our roof and at breakfast in the morning


both you and eri are missing the point. Did your parents know you fucked all 3 and did they wear french whore outfits that night? Did the parents know about all of this?

If its a "euro thing" to have your daughter fucked in your house while she dresses in slutty ass outfits than you guys are awsome i guess and ima make a trip over there. But noway in hell would i let my daughter get reamed in a french whore outfit while i made pan cakes or some shit.


and after im done u are going to make me pancakes.
Im back, in pog form!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 19 2005 09:01 GMT
#47
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
December 19 2005 09:04 GMT
#48
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP EXAGGERATING WHAT IM/OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING? MY GOD.
nobody said anything even remotely close to that, an outfit like that is nothing like anything you mentioned and just because we have sex does not mean we are going out of our way to show it to them

just like how my parents have sex, it's not like they talk about it in front of me the day after. fucking christ.

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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
December 19 2005 09:04 GMT
#49
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WGT)DarkXprT
Profile Joined October 2005
Qatar428 Posts
December 19 2005 09:06 GMT
#50
LOL i guess im moving..
I hope all our problems stay as much as christmas wishes.
pfff
Profile Joined May 2004
Belgium1352 Posts
December 19 2005 09:08 GMT
#51
On December 19 2005 17:46 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2005 17:01 pfff wrote:
On December 19 2005 16:41 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Doesnt matter how comfortable you are with a family to other people its gonna be a bit wierd that you sleep in the same bedroom as your g/f who is dressed as a french whore in the house her parents live in. Usually parents are not cool with the concept of their daughter acting out fantasies for her boyfriend in the bedroom down the hall I DUNNO CALL ME WIERD but i dont like the idea of my daughter (hypothetical) getting her vage crammed from a b/f under my roof.

IF she had her own apartment or maybe her parents were gone this would be fine. And btw, its no real diss on you, hell id take that risk every day of the week and twice on sunday but for her parents to be ok with it KNOWING whats going on is a bit weird imo.

its probably a european thing.
there have been days where there have been like 3 different friends/gfs from me, my brother and sisters at once under our roof and at breakfast in the morning


both you and eri are missing the point. Did your parents know you fucked all 3 and did they wear french whore outfits that night? Did the parents know about all of this?

If its a "euro thing" to have your daughter fucked in your house while she dresses in slutty ass outfits than you guys are awsome i guess and ima make a trip over there. But noway in hell would i let my daughter get reamed in a french whore outfit while i made pan cakes or some shit.
edited my post a little bit into what i actually mean.
but anyway, off course they know me and my siblings have sex with our respective gfs/friends and they know ill have sex when my gf would stay over, why else would she be staying over?
they dont mind at all that we do it in our house, they love it when theres a lot of people in our house and they love meeting our gfs/friends, and really, it would be ridiculous if they expected us to get a hotel room or something.
i doubt anyone ever wore such a ridiculous french slutty outfit tho
It ain’t no sin to be glad you’re alive
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 19 2005 09:17 GMT
#52
of course its an exageration eri, and its nothing you fucking said. Chill out jesus. Its a humurous (to me at least) exageration of the scenario we are all discussing. Its called a satire. Its called comedy.

I dont know the line by line god damn exact account of what happened so of course im going to exagerate to my favor.
zrucrem
Profile Joined September 2005
Afghanistan425 Posts
December 19 2005 09:26 GMT
#53
ERECTION FTW!
:D?!
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4602 Posts
December 19 2005 09:38 GMT
#54
The war on erection will bring freedom to our people
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
December 19 2005 09:44 GMT
#55
On December 19 2005 16:07 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I usually flaunt my erections rather than get embarassed though.


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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28739 Posts
December 19 2005 09:48 GMT
#56
it's not like godzilla went into hiding when he found tokyo
he started rampaging
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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 09:52:22
December 19 2005 09:49 GMT
#57
i dont know WHY, but every day im sitting in english and its not like a raging hard on or anything but i always get a little stiff, but im sitting in my seat so its like no big deal, but EVERY SINGLE DAY NOW for a week she's asked me to get up to do something while there's obviously a bulge in my pants. i tried to hide it the first two times and now i just dont give a fuck. hopefully noone's noticed but ive just stopped caring. no joke, each time, a week straight now. and its not like i can fix myself now that she's looking at me. so she calls my name and each day im like "you've got to be kidding me."
mitsy
Profile Joined October 2005
United States1792 Posts
December 19 2005 09:50 GMT
#58
my dick is above average sized.
express yourself--madonna
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
December 19 2005 09:52 GMT
#59
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-19 10:02:27
December 19 2005 09:59 GMT
#60
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