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Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9173 Posts
March 05 2013 07:01 GMT
#321
"10 char" Thankfully not seen on these boards.
"I don't know nothin" But you're closer than most.
"There's no way to know" ... a cop out when someone doesn't want to be wrong and doesn't 'believe' in google
"Well I came here with nothing" What people say on quiz shows to justify making a dumb decision
"You think so?" In response to me stating an opinion -.-
"Be careful" when I'm chopping veggies or doing anything else that'd be dangerous for a toddler. No shit, I'm not setting out to cut my fingers off.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 08:11:18
March 05 2013 07:41 GMT
#322
On December 15 2005 15:42 CTStalker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.

jesus christ, you have no idea how many friends of mine do this, and it annoys me to know end. even worse, when i try to correct them they insist they've got it right


1.- His name is Blake, he's not Jesus Christ.
2.- Annoys me no end or annoys me to no end.
3.- No end, even worse. Makes no sense.

Congratulations, you win. ♥
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
BryanSC
Profile Joined October 2010
United States455 Posts
March 05 2013 08:03 GMT
#323
On March 05 2013 15:57 Jepsyn wrote:
Hashtags... when in the hell did it stop being the pound sign


When did it stop being tic tac toe sign, that's what really ruffles my feathers. Joking aside:

"At the end of the day" and "that's life."
If I hear this at work one more time, I'm going to have to hurt someone.
castleeMg
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Canada786 Posts
March 05 2013 08:09 GMT
#324
anyone who uses "yolo" and is serious
AKA: castle[eMg]@USEast/ iCCup
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 05 2013 08:11 GMT
#325
On March 05 2013 16:41 danbel1005 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 15:42 CTStalker wrote:
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.

jesus christ, you have no idea how many friends of mine do this, and it annoys me to know end. even worse, when i try to correct them they insist they've got it right


1.- His name is Blake, he's not Jesus Christ.
2.- Annoys me no end or annoys me to no end.
3.- No end, even worse. Makes no sense.

Congratulations, you win. ♥


I'm a personal friend of both Blake and Jesus Christ and I can confirm they are not the same person
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
BryanSC
Profile Joined October 2010
United States455 Posts
March 05 2013 08:12 GMT
#326
On March 05 2013 17:09 LaZeRKiD45 wrote:
anyone who uses "yolo" and is serious


#Yolo #Hanginoutwithdafam #Lunchwithfriends #PoundHashorTicTacToeYouDecideAmerica #thehashtaghassinglehandedlydestroyedouryouth
Skullflower
Profile Joined July 2010
United States3779 Posts
March 05 2013 08:19 GMT
#327
On March 05 2013 16:41 danbel1005 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2005 15:42 CTStalker wrote:
On December 15 2005 11:14 Chill wrote:
"I could care less."

If you could care less, then you must care somewhat. The phrase you're looking for is "I couldn't care less" you failure.

jesus christ, you have no idea how many friends of mine do this, and it annoys me to know end. even worse, when i try to correct them they insist they've got it right


1.- His name is Blake, he's not Jesus Christ.
2.- Annoys me no end or annoys me to no end.
3.- No end, even worse. Makes no sense.

Congratulations, you win. ♥


come one bro, it's not even a comma after know end. ffs dude
The ruminations are mine, let the world be yours.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
March 05 2013 08:24 GMT
#328
On March 05 2013 17:09 LaZeRKiD45 wrote:
anyone who uses "yolo" and is serious

pretty sure the use of yolo in itself is non-serious
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
ZeeMan
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia66 Posts
March 05 2013 08:27 GMT
#329
Any reddit saying.

eg. "As a ______ i can confirm this"

Funny by formula is so irritating. Even worse is when people reply to these cliches with formulaic responses.
HolyArrow
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7116 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 08:47:29
March 05 2013 08:35 GMT
#330
On March 05 2013 08:24 ieatkids5 wrote:
"you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

god this quote is so dumb. it's not profound or insightful or anything. it just gives two very obvious possibilities that when added together have a probability of 1. it's like saying, you either starve or you eat. you either go to bed hungry or you stay awake long enough to eventually eat something. you either take a dump or hold it in long enough to hurt. OF COURSE you either die a hero or you live long enough to become a villain. god dammnit you are gonna die eventually, so one of two situations will be true when you die - you're a hero or you're a villain. man, it's a great movie and ledger's performance was legendary, but this is such a dumbfuck quote for a movie this good.


I think you're missing the point of the quote, which is to convey the idea that the passage of time (and the events that occur in that passage) eventually corrupt even the most noble of heroes. It's not just "You either die a hero or a villain" (note that I agree that the quote does imply that, but that's not the main message of the quote at all). Rather, it's "No ideal of heroism can stand against the corrupting influence of a fundamentally evil/unjust world". That's why you either die while those ideals are still alive within you, or you inevitably fall from grace. Obviously, that's just Dent's mindset and it's meant to convey how broken Dent was at that point, and to say that it's just a trite statement of obviousness doesn't do it justice.
Mambo
Profile Joined February 2012
Denmark1338 Posts
March 05 2013 08:38 GMT
#331
Some american said "deport piers morgan!". Thats the first phrase i can think of.
Boxer | MVP | Taeja | TLO | Grubby | Bunny (danish)
unionbank
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Australia666 Posts
March 05 2013 08:39 GMT
#332
person A: What's the time?
person B: Quarter past to two.

+ Show Spoiler +
person B was me...
김정우.... 이겼다!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
graNite
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany4434 Posts
March 05 2013 08:59 GMT
#333
"It MUST be true, the bible says so!"
"Oink oink, bitches" - Tasteless on Pigbaby winning a map against Flash
Xapti
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2473 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 09:10:18
March 05 2013 09:02 GMT
#334
On March 05 2013 15:53 Cel.erity wrote:
"Have your cake and eat it too", as in, "Some people want to have their cake and eat it too".

It's a phrase that means demanding too much, which is funny, because I think if you have some cake it's perfectly reasonable to expect to be able to eat it. What the hell else is cake for?

When I first heard that expression I didn't understand it well either, and don't like it now. I know generally what you're saying, but is you're question rhetorical? If the question isn't rhetorical, the answer (at least as far as I understand) is that a person wants their cake as decoration because it's a pretty cake (perhaps one of the nice themed ones which one sees on the internet or TV). Obviously once a cake is eaten, it can no longer be decoration.
On March 05 2013 16:01 Scarecrow wrote:
"Well I came here with nothing" What people say on quiz shows to justify making a dumb decision
"You think so?" In response to me stating an opinion -.-

Oh totally. Nice ones
"There's no way to know" ... a cop out when someone doesn't want to be wrong and doesn't 'believe' in google
I don't know what you mean, and/or disagree. Google, nor anything else does not allow people to know everything. Even if there's a good indicator of something, it still doesn't necessarily make the thing true.
"Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" — "Well, you tell him that I said that I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy!"
KillerSOS
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4207 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 09:09:24
March 05 2013 09:08 GMT
#335
"I could care less"

Oh really now?...
Xapti
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2473 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 09:27:25
March 05 2013 09:17 GMT
#336
On March 05 2013 18:08 KillerSOS wrote:
"I could care less"

Oh really now?...

This was brought up over 7 years ago.

Mine:
GG when someone didn't think it was a good game. Truth matters more than some sort of silly custom/etiquette. It loses it's entire meaning if its used all the time.
On March 05 2013 06:02 JazzNL wrote:
''Expect GG any moment guys''

THANKS FOR F*CKING RUINING IT YOU TWAT!

Huh? isn't it obvious when the game is over? How is it spoiling it by calling a game that's sealed?

The thing I dislike is when someone like a caster might say "and that's GG" (whether or not it's before a player says it). The reason is essentially the same for why I already mentioned; The game being over does not make it a good game. If it's a good game, it will be evident by minute 5, or 18, or 42, not just at the end. They should say "this is a good game" when they think so, and they should say "this is game over", when they think so. It's completely perverted to do anything else
"Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" — "Well, you tell him that I said that I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy!"
Shottaz
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom414 Posts
March 05 2013 09:26 GMT
#337
Someone who says "You got it" after explaining something to you, it's a little bit patronising.

Person A: How does this system work?
Person B: You basically X the Y
Person A: Ok, i'll X the Y
Person B: Thats it.... you got it!

Probably shouldn't wind me up but it does.
Praise the sun! \o/
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
March 05 2013 09:31 GMT
#338
On March 05 2013 08:52 helvete wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2013 07:47 TheAnswerIsZero wrote:
Here's some:

"I died right then and there" - one my brother says often. Any variation of dying, when not meant literally, is stupid. What's worse is when people tack on "literally" somewhere in the phrase and don't mean it.

"Like"
"Retarded" - to describe things in a derogatory way that is also out of context.
"Plethora" - I catch casters and even my teachers misusing it. No, it does not mean "a lot" or "myriad." It means TOO much. Oh, so there's a plethora of viewers and you would like your stream to have less? Or maybe Starcraft 2 has a plethora of strategies available and you want the game reduced to one strategy per race? People have to stop misusing this word.

I didn't know that about plethora. Learning from context has its disadvantages when people are wrong. Thanks!

My pet peeve (one of many anyway) is "would of, could of, should of".. It's HAVE ffs! Would've = would have! Would of what? Of fucking what? You would of stupid be made? It's so obviously wrong and nonsensical yet almost a majority of people for whom English is the first language can't seem to grasp that nowadays. In fact it's so common a misconception that I'd be stunned if someone didn't call me out over this.


This is incorrect (unless your are an Classical physician of course), in its modern sense 'plethora' can mean:

3. Usu. with of. Originally in pejorative sense: an excessive supply, an overabundance; an undesirably large quantity. Subsequently, and more usually, in neutral or favourable sense: a very large amount, quantity, or variety.

Oxford English Dictionary

More to the point, the meaning of a word develops over time and through usage. Literally, if enough people use a word in a communicative way (that is, in an acceptable fashion to the receiver) then the entry in the dictionary will change. A dictionary is a recording of language, not an authority in the strictest sense.
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
Kupon3ss
Profile Joined May 2008
時の回廊10066 Posts
March 05 2013 09:32 GMT
#339
Moba

unless its used to describe http://www.neopets.com/dome/
in which case its pretty accurate
When in doubt, just believe in yourself and press buttons
Xapti
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2473 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-05 09:47:32
March 05 2013 09:36 GMT
#340
On March 05 2013 18:32 Kupon3ss wrote:
Moba

unless its used to describe http://www.neopets.com/dome/
in which case its pretty accurate
You prefer RTS or what? You didn't say what's wrong with moba, nor any alternatives, so why did you even make this post?

Hmm, this got me to thinking. Maybe "Discretely Instanced Team-based Competitive RPG" would be good, but there's some problems:
- long
- contains hyphenated word
- contains slightly "advanced" words
- contains the term "RPG", which I hate for games that are currently called RPGs. This word on it's own is a whole new can of worms. It needs a replacement, but it's hard and/or still inaccurate to replace with things like "Action Game with Character Progression" or others.
"Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" — "Well, you tell him that I said that I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy!"
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