EPTThe SCP Foundation
Classified Material Beyond This Point
Unauthorized access will be monitored, located and dealt with
This is your sole warning
Classified Material Beyond This Point
Unauthorized access will be monitored, located and dealt with
This is your sole warning
Welcome
SCP artifacts pose a significant threat to global security. Various agencies from around the world operate to maintain human independence from extra-terrestrial, extra-dimensional, and extra-universal threat. In the past humankind has been at the whim of these bizarre artifacts and similar phenomena, but we have now reached a point in history where we can begin to control and contain these defiances of natural law.
You are now working for the SCP Foundation. You have no need to understand how or why we operate. What you do need to understand is how vital your mission is.
Our Goals
- Observe preternatural phenomena and develop new theories of science based on their observable behavior.
- Contain potentially dangerous phenomena
- Develop safety procedures for dealing with all future phenomena
- Observe, detain, and destroy any one or any thing preventing us from accomplishing the above-stated goals.
SCP Reports
One of the most essential functions of the Foundation is to compile and consolidate information about artifacts in our possession, or observed outside of our scope of influence.
Special Containment Procedures are required for each and every observed phenomenon. It is amongst your top priorities to assist the higher-level officers in the research required for the composition of these reports. These reports are the foundation of the Foundation.
Also, it is imperative that these documents never leak to the public. If they are verified and traced back to the source by a party not privy to this information, it could spell disaster for the Foundation and all SCP artifacts currently under our control.
With our initial briefing over I'm sure you have some questions, we've been observing Team Liquid for a significant period of time and we have determined you have, among other characteristics, a very inquisitive nature.
These can best be answered by example.
May I present SCP-175
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Item #: SCP-173
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
As you can see, the role of The SCP Foundation is complex, we deal with creatures, objects and concepts too disturbing for the public to be made fully aware of. We feel that Team Liquid, while a public forum, has the potential to assist us in our goals.
If you feel up to the challenge our website will give you all the details you need:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/
Disclaimer:
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Ok so this post is just a bit of fun, I am NOT associated with this site in any way, but because of its nature I thought it would be more fun to write in the style that I did.
Everything in quotes, and the title at the top, is all copy-pasted from the website.
I did a brief search and found no threads relating to this, I thought it would be something that the great nerds of TL would absolutely love, I think its amazing myself so why keep it to myself.
Please discuss which ones you like, I personally started reading the top rated ones first, then progressed from there, maybe we could even craft an SCP of our own!
There are rules for this, all of which can be found on the site.
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