i once got in a fight with a kid because he said he liked eggplant.
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
i once got in a fight with a kid because he said he liked eggplant. Havn't we all! | ||
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
On October 24 2005 22:24 HnR)Insane wrote: Show nested quote + You know when you go to the bathroom to unload your shit, and then you wipe your ass, well usually you see nothing on the toilet paper right? But me it is not : There is always shit on the toilet paper and I wipe my ass over and over again, it never stops. There is always fucking shit on my toilet paper. Result : my underpants have shitty trace and my butt smell real bad all the time. I am even always tightening my ass like I would not want any gay to fuck me, so the smell can stop a little. Wtf can I do ? ROFL | ||
rpf289
United States3524 Posts
On October 23 2005 18:14 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: You used to be funny, but not it's rare for you to post without it including an insult directed towards me. That's pretty pathetic.Show nested quote + On October 23 2005 17:36 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: I think most people here hate me, or at least not like me, but I keep posting I always try to help people, but when I need help and make a topic (like 1 per 3months) some dumb people reply and provide no help at all. I fell in love in a girl that I will probably never get and sometimes when I think about her my hands are shaking and I start to cry. Im not sure if I didnt get obsessed with her, or is it just love. I definitely dont want to harm her in any way, but I just cant stop thinking about her. Ive made a new mail account just to post this comment, but I feel everyone will know who I am if I post it. It took me 5minutes to figure out a new cool account name, for an account I will use only once. Somehow I feel guilty, that the cool account name will be taken forever and noone will actually use it. Hi Refrain! It's rpf, nobody hates Refrain Not even Rekrul has ever said anything mean towards me, so I doubt the rest of this community hates me. If people hated me, they'd probably tell me. So far it's you and SweetLemons. There's your club--two people. Congratulations. Go play your guitar, faggot. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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On October 24 2005 16:46 HnR)Insane wrote: Obviously fake, but I decided to post it b/c it was the most ridiculous one I received. Show nested quote + Subject: My confession.. All headers i took on a army of wolves.. fuckin not normal wolves.. i was feeding the birds out side and fuckin a pack of wolves came sprinting at me // no reason// i screamed '' YOU WANT SOME YOU FUCKS '' a few ran off at the scream.. neighbours ran inside and locked all there doors. any ways around 10-12 ware wolves came at me i grab a semi automatic from my back room and started LOZIN IT SCREAMING '' FUCK WITH ME YOU FUCK WIF DA BEST FUCKAZ '' eventually after 40 mins of a massive shoot out i eventually grabbed a knife cause i ran out of ammo and started to fuckin rack up some speed bass to be like more alert n shit and fuckin went insane i ran through my double brick house wall like they was paper, wet paper at that i lost it so hard i fuckin grabbed a ware wolf by the balls and ripped them off and shoved them up his ass he ran for his life.. any ways four of five came at me with claws of Fury 'Slash SHAWISH '' fuckin im ducking and weaving and then suddenly .. one cut's me in the fuckin chest a massive blow i took, my eyes turned red bro and i grabbed the dog kunt by the neck hairs and ripped off his wolly skin.. as '' IN MOTION '' i was rippin it off i cloths lined two wolves and chopped there heads off with his skin/ then there was the master one left the '' grand FUCKIN master '' im tellin ya bro he had teeth like a walrus but made of fuckin steel cuz any ways he he comes at me with a scissor kick move that ive never encountered before and BOOOOOM BANG!!! two holes in my fuckin arm he puts fuckin punctured the fuck out of me fuckin punctured the fuck out of me i then fell down a cliff into a river of crocadiles, a croc went to attack me and i bit its eyes off mother fucker took then another bite off me but this time i bit its body in half.. any ways the GRAND MASTER WOLVE was like 5 meters away and he came to a complete stop .. i was wounded ... wounded very badly i then came at the point where its me or the wolve so i whip out my knife and then the ware wolf comes at me with them fuckin claws the size of machettes... the wolve throws all five of his machette claws towards my face i back flip onto a branch and fuckin landed behind him I LOST IT SO HARD I DID A LEBANESE SWIFT KICKED HIS ASS CHEECKS APPART MOTHA FUCK DIED ON THE SPOT fuckin coccaroach, i spat at him landed in his ear and then pissed on him as he took his last breaths. im still hurting from that battle man he was a fuckin beast, a BRUTAL warrior, that ive personally taken down him and his smelly army. killed them ware wolves.. im lozin it hard core .. wow that was great | ||
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omg lol this thread is pretty good except for the depressing stuff | ||
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
Also I've started reading the SA confessions thread and I just can't stop, help ![]() | ||
Resonate
United Kingdom8402 Posts
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Resonate
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On October 25 2005 01:09 Energies wrote: Havn't we all! that was gold =] | ||
Fayth[pG]
Canada1093 Posts
- i hacked a company site (delete a part of it) from school (i missed from 1 class and was alone in the info lab) and "faked proofs" that incriminates a boy from high school who stole my girl >,<, the guy has been interrogated by the police and stuff... (i'm sorry for what i did ) - i don't get excited anymore to... casual porn, i mean a boy and a girl.. fucking etc.. i don't even get an erection for it , and i like to watch bondage, rapes and some kind of sick things that excite me, especially rapes, however i wanted to put that intro practice 1y ago and tried to rape a girl.. but as i "advanced" it made me no pleasure and it really made me sick about it.. so i leaved the girls telling her i was joking and stuff and i still get very excited by watching rape movies - i've never had anal sex, and i really wished to, but i none of the girls i slept with (7) accepted it - i have a really really big sexual apetite that even scares me, no tell of the scare it makes on girls , i make sex ~1-2h, even 5-6 times a day , just cant stop, if i'm not with a girl or sleep with a girl, life seems boring and i get depressed - i've been in love once. it lasted for 2 years, 2 years of pain and happyness alternated (the girls practically swinged betwen me and another guy) after that was over i started drinking much and smoking much. but now i'm back even more powerfull and i've quit both, got my life in my hands once again *advice: pls pls pls don't start drinking or smoking (w) much because of anything, it affects you much, u don't have controll on your life anymore , hope anybody will listen to that - i hate gipsy and most of americans (infact i don't hate the ppl for being americans.. but for electing a bad guverment who spoils the peace atacking other weaker countrys and killing alot of innocent ppl) - before i made 17y (when i started my sexual life) i wanted to "buy" some sex for alot of time, but never had the guts - i could confess more.. but i'll stop now because i wrote too much i want to say that this ideea is pretty nice and since i have seen alot of mails from guys that don't have "friends", maybe someone could come with the ideea of making a thread where we should meet "eachothers" like a small description etc, maybe even meet in irl Bigballs? | ||
Fayth[pG]
Canada1093 Posts
I often zoom pictures of girls I know in real life and put them next to a porn movie to be more excited when I masturbate.(And i'm not the only one.) I once had the chance to have sex with a hot chick but didn't, cause i felt i was too special to have sex with such a normal girl even though she was really hot. I'm insane and I have many phobias making me lose a grip on myself often, I feel controled by a superior me. Sick things excites me.Violence/sex(rape)/gore. I don't know my limits in anything. I have lots of friends that don't know me correctly.I hide my true self all the time. I like to exagerate stuff a bit but I hate to lie. When I walk in the street and walk next to groups of people I would like them to insult me or do whatever gives me a reason to fight with all of them.Especially wiggers. I'm always alone, always. Even though I'm with 5 friends... I feel like I'm alone and will be for the rest of my life. I never knew what love is... because it always turned to hate. I did things I would never tell anyone even through an anonymous email, things that are haunting me. I love my job and often fantasize about a girl giving me a blowjob in the bathroom while there is nobody. I masturbated late at night at my job twice. I had illusions and crazy dreams and had difficulties knowing what was fiction or truth thus being paranoiac often I secretly adore darkness and sorrow, my strength comes from it. I don't give a fuck about people's problems.They never had big problems so they always whine about their little problems and it makes me sick. I'm not gothic nor emo, in fact I think they are weak because they need to dress in a fucking special way to show who they "really" are.Doesn't matter what you went through if you need to show it that way. Loco? lol ![]() | ||
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Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
On October 25 2005 05:15 vGl-CoW wrote: haha the wolf one looks like the stories Smorrie used to post sometimes, must be his or whoever he took them from. Also I've started reading the SA confessions thread and I just can't stop, help ![]() I think he usually got them from 2p.bladez (mickz or whatever the hell his name is ;D). | ||
SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
i get more kicks out of convincing a girl to come home with me the first night i met her then telling her to fuck off cause shes a slut than i do from sleeping with them bigballs? it looks like something you would write | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36369 Posts
It's nothing really new that's being said here, a lot like the posters before me. Like many others, I feel alone a lot. Even with a couple friends of mine, who were my best friends at the time, I always felt alone. They had each other, one guy/one girl, and I had no one. It's always been like that, too. Since I was a kid I've felt like that.. not neglected or anything, though. It's like, no one wants to see the real me. They all want this shell I've given them, and the instant the real me is exposed, no one wants to be near me anymore. I don't get it. I'm kind of an ass most of the time, and when I start to be nice, people get all creeped out by it, for some reason or another. I've always been attracted to the girl there. She's incredibly pretty. Everything about her, though. Her personality is amazing, too. She's really friendly, and such, and just has a personality of a person you'd really like.. I can't explain it any further. She knows I liked her, not sure if she still figures on me liking her, she's not stupid so she probably does. Now I'm incredibly jealous of her boyfriend now, who also is a friend of mine oddly enough. They were unaware of the connection with me, however, when they started dating. ... I hate emos and goths *especially*. I want to kick the crap out of every one of them. If they're really depressed, talk to someone about it, or get the fuck over it. All they are is attention-craving whores. yeah i just *HATE* those emos who always complain about feeling alone and about how nobody understands them and about how they have girl/guy problems | ||
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Insane
United States4991 Posts
i chronically lie about the least important things i usually agree with whatever is said just because i dont feel like confrontation if somebody says something really intelligent or makes a well thought out long post i just type 'i agree' after it i have gotten head from a girl while playing online poker - and no, im not chronically lying in my confessions I get joy out of the misery of others, please keep posting.... Do my posts make people miserable? ![]() ^^ | ||
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