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Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-23 07:49:32
October 22 2005 01:14 GMT
#1
NEW POLICY: I'm not going to post anything from now on that's insulting to specific people

How this works:
You e-mail confessions@anachronistic.net your anonymous confessions. I post them here. Hilarity ensues.

Idea from: somethingawful forums.

If you don't want the e-mail to come from your own account, you can use http://www.mytrashmail.com/anonymous_email.aspx to e-mail me. If you do use your e-mail accounts, I will never reveal who you are.

Here are a couple examples from somethingawful:

ive been cheating on my gf of 4 years with some one. and weve been going at it
for 2 years

Sometimes I have a fantasy that I am a teen girl tired up bondage style. I
become a sex slave for an older man and have to cook and clean in naked and
service him whenever he wants. It is not that I would want that to happen for
real, it is just a fantasy. I know it is healthy to have fantasies but I feel
guilty about it.

My girlfriend thinks I'm in love with her and we are going to get married. She
doesn't know I really don't like her and I'm just using her for a place to live
and sex. If I do end up marrying her it will be because her grandmother dies and
she inherits 2 million dollars. I deserve an Oscar.
T______T
Profile Joined August 2005
United States538 Posts
October 22 2005 01:16 GMT
#2
O.O
- pride and shame -
LUEigi
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada148 Posts
October 22 2005 01:21 GMT
#3
LOL
I lost my quote in a boating accident.
St3MoR
Profile Joined November 2002
Spain3256 Posts
October 22 2005 01:34 GMT
#4
last one is insane
Prophet in TL of the Makoto0124 ways
LG)Sabbath
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Argentina3024 Posts
October 22 2005 01:37 GMT
#5
hahahaha last one is gold
https://www.twitch.tv/argsabbath/
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
October 22 2005 02:03 GMT
#6
good idea! gogo!
Coulthard
Profile Joined September 2005
Greece3359 Posts
October 22 2005 02:09 GMT
#7
omg last one sux
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
October 22 2005 02:19 GMT
#8
Haha, URL to the SA thread?
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
lastas
Profile Joined May 2003
Sweden1219 Posts
October 22 2005 02:22 GMT
#9
HOPE U GOT 10 BUX
gg
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-22 02:29:28
October 22 2005 02:23 GMT
#10
I really havent done anything absurdly immoral I have to say.

I dont think "I confess back in grade 6 I borrowed peoples erasers without permission" a very interesting addition to your list, sorry :/
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
October 22 2005 02:23 GMT
#11
Rofl@last one
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
October 22 2005 02:28 GMT
#12
On October 22 2005 11:23 MoltkeWarding wrote:
I really havent done anything absurdly immoral I have to say.

After reading what you look for in women... I wouldn't be surprised.
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
NeverEndingStory
Profile Joined February 2005
446 Posts
October 22 2005 02:41 GMT
#13
Haha last one is pure gold,I guess if I won't become a millionnaire through poker I'd have to look for a girl like that one day too.; )
Playing pokah
iON~
Profile Joined September 2005
53 Posts
October 22 2005 04:58 GMT
#14
My girlfriend thinks I'm in love with her and we are going to get married. She
doesn't know I really don't like her and I'm just using her for a place to live
and sex. If I do end up marrying her it will be because her grandmother dies and
she inherits 2 million dollars. I deserve an Oscar.


lol that made me laugh soooo hard.
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
October 22 2005 05:28 GMT
#15
"...In fact, Timothy is about the only interesting person i know. Im completely indifferent as to wether Evelin knows that i'm having an affair with Courtney Robbinson, her closest friend."
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
October 22 2005 05:34 GMT
#16
i dont like germans
sometimes i jerk in shower
i hate chris307
once in a while i smurf as a girl on bnet


From someone -.-
Malmis
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Sweden1569 Posts
October 22 2005 05:36 GMT
#17
FA!
To Suport@Bethsoft.com: okay so i completed morrowind.. um, can i have my life back now?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 22 2005 05:43 GMT
#18
On October 22 2005 11:22 lastas wrote:
HOPE U GOT 10 BUX


stairs?
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Gorgerwert
Profile Joined February 2005
United States94 Posts
October 22 2005 05:45 GMT
#19
On October 22 2005 14:43 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
stairs?


I am protected.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 22 2005 06:02 GMT
#20
oh man, how many of you guys are there?
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
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