Teamliquid Anonymous Confessions! - Page 5

On October 23 2005 12:33 draeger wrote:


The same thing happened to me at work, except I gave the female voice a name and started prank calling with it I then proceeded to search out a better demo that wouldn't add random shit on the end of it. This one has a 200 char max limit and allows you to save it to mp3 on like 10 different voices/accents/etc. Quite fun!

http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html

On October 23 2005 16:07 SuperJongMan wrote:
Whatever, a guy took a shit and tried to stomp it down the shower.
If that isn't classic to yall, get a sense of humor. Ha... what a fuckin scrub... lol

I used to shove something in my ass while masturbating. A plastic thing, ca. 2cm in diameter.

I used to suffer from premature ejaculation. Pussy just feels so damn good, it took a while before I could really control myself. Besides, the whole point of sex is getting off who cares if the girl has any fun?

i recently purchased a 1gb sandisk digital audio player (silver) for $70~ and i'm very excited.
i'm obsessive when it comes to buying or owning little stuff like that. my green mechanical pencil with the perfect rubber grip is very precious to me.
i think i'm very good looking, but recently i put on some weight.
i have a secret crush on this girl that i found through myspace. i even have her aim and stuff! but i've never contacted her.

So I was sleeping at a friends house and in the middle of the night (everyone was sleeping) I had to vomit. I went to the bathroom and already had my head over the toilet bowl. I started puking and suddenly realized I had to shit too. Unfortunately I had no panties on. It was a fucking dilemma I was in. I had no choice but shat all over the place. You can not imagine how difficult it was to clean all that shit with only toilet paper (let alone how disgusting) I needed two hours and I bet my friends parents found something I forgot the next time they cleaned their bathroom.

hi.
i sometimes jerk off to julyzerg vods. i like chubby guys. my dream would be to have a threesome with julyzerg and the fat guy from jurassic park.
i also once had sex in the confessional. so good. i slowly start to wonder if i'm normal. i have no friends besides some tl.net fellas and only my father knows i'm gay and slaps me for it. he dislikes homosexuals. i can understand that. i'm a digusting person, haha. i'm going to eat some chocolate now.

I think most people here hate me, or at least not like me, but I keep posting

I always try to help people, but when I need help and make a topic
(like 1 per 3months) some dumb people reply and provide no help at
all.

I fell in love in a girl that I will probably never get and sometimes
when I think about her my hands are shaking and I start to cry. Im not
sure if I didnt get obsessed with her, or is it just love. I
definitely dont want to harm her in any way, but I just cant stop
thinking about her.

Ive made a new mail account just to post this comment, but I feel
everyone will know who I am if I post it. It took me 5minutes to
figure out a new cool account name, for an account I will use only
once. Somehow I feel guilty, that the cool account name will be taken
forever and noone will actually use it.

I hate people who play pgt and get a good record with good ranking and think they are gosu when... they play against mostly people who aren't korean.

I hate wiggers

I hate people who talk like the can't speak english when they can, or who pretend to be korean and aren't.

I hate people who play random

I hate republicans

I hate people who bash the united states as a sucky country just because they were not blessed enough to be born here, not that other countries are bad unless you live in like some shithole in Africa. And also because we have a shitty president and foreign policy. We are not all retarded

I hate how the Government makes up reasons for going to Iraq. If we really went to spread democracy maybe we should start somewhere with people who really need help. Like those in Africa. If we could spend the hundreds of billions of dollars to kill people in Iraq on food instead. How many times more people could live? Millions?

I don't hate everything

Why didnt you post my email bastard. If you dont like it then be a bitch ffs just dont fucking make a thread aobut this shit and then not post the goddamned emails ass hole.

1) I live my live by siezing the moment. I always take or look forward to take advantage of any situation I can.

2) I have this strange ability or quality, women I meet either hate me or eventually fall in love with me. I have went out with several girls and sooner or later they just fall for me. I sleep with them use them, get them to buy me expensive gifts, dinners, lunch, trips, you know what I mean. Then one day I met someone and, I fell in love with her a long time ago. I did not want to stop dating these other persons, until I knew I would achieve something with the persona I fell for. I broke a lot hearts, one of them almost commited suicide, another got sick and got ammnesia, another one had to go to a psychiatrist and lost her job and couldn't work for 2 months. But me, I was routing for the person I fell in love with.

She became my girlfriend for 2 years and we ended. I have been in love with her for a long time. I have never stopped loving her. We started going out but nothing has happened again. I do not know about the circles life has or karmas or whatever, but now I feel bad. Very bad. I feel I am now suffering all the pain I gave to all those persons I hurted.
Nowadays, she won't go out with me anymore, she barely speaks to me, she does not trust me, and she is always looking forward to pick up a fight with me. It feels very bad.

Since then I told myself I would not break another woman's heart. Even if I have to stay alone my whole life.

3) I killed a man. I was driving at low speed in a dark street, and this guy just comes out of nowhere and walks very slowly infront of my way. I do not know if he was going to rob me or anything, but I did not stay to find out. It was either him or me. I picked him.

4) I started a prank/joke and made my best friend fall in love with an imaginary person he did not even met, but the thing went out of control and killed her. He even cried her death and almost wanted to go to a funeral.

5) I lied to get my current job. I could face trial for what I did, if I get discovered and I am planning to move away if I get.

6) I made a man take a bus for a 500 mile trip to meet a fictitious character. I know he got in a lot of trouble after that.

7) I admit the bad things I have done and now I try to behave as honest as I can.

Im in love with Jessica Biel.

I have a lot of friends in real life that I met playing starcraft lolz?!

I used to watch winnie the pooh until I was 12!

I had sex with a black woman, also anal!

I like Robbie Williams

Im in love with Jessica Biel.

I used to watch winnie the pooh until I was 12!

I think most people here hate me, or at least not like me, but I keep posting

I always try to help people, but when I need help and make a topic
(like 1 per 3months) some dumb people reply and provide no help at
all.

I fell in love in a girl that I will probably never get and sometimes
when I think about her my hands are shaking and I start to cry. Im not
sure if I didnt get obsessed with her, or is it just love. I
definitely dont want to harm her in any way, but I just cant stop
thinking about her.

Ive made a new mail account just to post this comment, but I feel
everyone will know who I am if I post it. It took me 5minutes to
figure out a new cool account name, for an account I will use only
once. Somehow I feel guilty, that the cool account name will be taken
forever and noone will actually use it.

hi.
i sometimes jerk off to julyzerg vods. i like chubby guys. my dream would be to have a threesome with julyzerg and the fat guy from jurassic park.
i also once had sex in the confessional. so good. i slowly start to wonder if i'm normal. i have no friends besides some tl.net fellas and only my father knows i'm gay and slaps me for it. he dislikes homosexuals. i can understand that. i'm a digusting person, haha. i'm going to eat some chocolate now.

On October 23 2005 15:49 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
this thread isnt funny

On October 23 2005 12:13 Liquid`Drone wrote:
whoever hates me and is afraid to admit it cause of fear of being banned is an idiot
both because he hates me and because he's stupid enough to think I'd ban him for it

I think that guy is sickoflife tho and the first guy who wrote he hates all the mods is probably rs.rose.

On October 23 2005 17:36 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:


Hi Refrain!

On October 23 2005 18:14 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


It's rpf, nobody hates Refrain