Teamliquid Anonymous Confessions! - Page 6

On October 23 2005 18:51 Ha.cK wrote:
i want someone to put their confession here instead of that website by accident

This is a serious confession, I know some might be posting here and they probably lie 80% of their shit so anyway.

I feel sexually attracted by my cousin (girl)
Sometimes I wanna fuck her when we are alone watching tv or talking..
I piss on the shower.
I dont believe in religion, I kinda dont believe in god (wierd) its funny cuz sometimes shit happens and you wish god would listen to you but hes not there, sometimes I wanna belive in him and I just dont feel his presence at all.

I hate my dad, for cheating on my mom for 8 years and cheating her with 2 women, and having 2 children; thus destroying her heart and making our life so difficult I think I will never forgive the damage he has done to me. I think I would've been raised as a cool kid who is the "most popular bastard in High school" But I think being different is cool enough. I hate being poor, I hate people who think are superior and call other countries that struggle to become stable "shit" or "trash" I dont have a racial preference but ussualy its like this Hispanic>white>black>asian>arabic but If I like someone I dont give a flying fuck about their race

I cant watch bestiality, rape, torture, fetish or any other sick shit on the internet I just like good ol' porn that entertains you. Lately I stopped whacking off at porn and more like watching it cuz its funny to watch people have sex. huh?

I shit myself in front of my whole class one day and it was very very embarrasing but I took it like a man and next day I just told everybody to stfu or I would punch their fucking faces.

Have a nice day =)

i fucking hate my skin. i have this weird ass skin disease that i got when i was a little kid from antibiotics the stupid doctor gave me for an ear infection. i got eczema as a side effect form the medicine, so the doctor gave me more to rid me of the rash. the rash disappeared and later it came back worse than ever. more medicine. the rash goes away and im happy. then it comes back, even more worse than the last. vicious cycle. my skin is so fucked up now. its on my arms and back of pams. on neck and face. all over my legs. whenever i wake up from sleeping or finish taking shower it gets all dried up and scaly and i hate it. i hve to put on this stupid lotion that moisturizes it and i use so much of it since the disease covers so much of my body. every day i gotta use it 2 times. wastes so much time and i hate it. cant believe this is happening to me sometimes. my only wish right now is to find a cure. cure to all this madness. sometimes i go crazy and yell at myself because of this. i need a cure. my god.

i have been sexually attracted to a cousin 5 years younger than me
ive pissed in the shower but thats not sobad
i hate when i agree with people i dislike, which happens often
i secretly like some emo/pop songs
i dont think i have ne real friends
im afraid i wont live out to my potential (eerily similar situation to thread by lil.sis)
i often masturbate multiple times in a day then feel guilty and try to stop... it workz for a few days

and my last confession is... i have more that i will probly write later

p.s.: i have attempted to disguise my style of writing but it still feels ez as fuck to see thru

On October 23 2005 21:37 Tien wrote:
Pissing in the shower aint something to confess.

Didn't 80% of teamliquid do it? There was a huge poll.

i fucking hate females they ruin everything thats good in life...im here im 14 drinking bacardi while my parents are sleeping because i cant deal with this stupid shit and drinking makes me feel better...im not fucking okay

all of the below are real confessions...

last week i got really depressed and angry so i put rat poisen in my pocket and at work i dipped my hands in there and rubbed other ppls food. one guy got seriously sick and missed a week of work. nobody knows about it, and that makes me happy in a strange way

in high school i honestly thought i might be gay so i dated this girl who looked like a guy and had anal sex with her once just to check up. i then immediately broke up with her with literally no explanantion and i havent seen her in person since.

when i was little i made a fake pussy using a pillow, a latex glove, some vasaline, and a string. during my gay phase i tightened the string and used sugar water lubricant to simulate rough edges in anal sex. i even started saving my cum in a plastic bag, which i still keep in a large ziplock under my bed

i once attempted suicide with an automated straight saw in woodshop but failed and claimed everything to be an accident. i have 8 stitches on my wrist.

i once posed as a female gamer in starcraft for close to half a year. during that time i was recruited into one particular clan that sincerely believed i was a girl, i even sent "personal pictures" to be posted on the clan website (which i found in somebody's blog online)

i once went insane on ebay and made about 100 walla.com accounts before the abuse got fixed. during this time i entered bids of over 1000 dollars on hundreds of auctions that would have otherwise sold for under 20 dollars. obviously i didnt pay for anything

again, all of this is true...

When I was about four I was taking a bath with my younger sister (she was
three then) and shit inside the bathtub when my dad was away doing something
else. When he came back he asked who did it, I blamed my sister. My sister
hadn't quite developed the ability to formulate words yet, but she could
fully well understand other people. I remember her looking at me with wide,
puppy eyes that were just screaming 'why...? '

Blah,

I thought I had a crush on my science teacher who was fucking buff/good looking guy, and I though I was gay, but I still loved girls and I can never imagine dating a guy - that's probably why i'm homophobic

I am scared of plants (literally), but I can put up with it

I alway exaggerate things (in real life) and end up getting caught, resulting in me denying that it was a lie even though I am caught red-handed

I'm 17, and never kissed a girl in my entire life on lips, just because 1) I had no gf 2) i wanted to save it anyway

I vowed myself I'd stay virgin until I get married, so I masturbate almost daily.

The reason I have no gf is because whenever a girl is ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN ME, i end up fucking everything up (pushing fast, being an unusally bad asshole, etc.)

I'm a real asshole, and considered to be very weird/annoying by people in real life, but they can actually put up with my bullshit

I wish I was funny, but I'm not, so i make pathetic attempts to be funny

I boast that i can breakdance, but i fucking suck at it

I wank to hentai, also - actually, i can wank to anything (except gay people)

I didnt learn to masturbate until I was 16 (RiSe, it's me , stfu)