Teamliquid Anonymous Confessions!

On October 22 2005 11:23 MoltkeWarding wrote:
I really havent done anything absurdly immoral I have to say.

My girlfriend thinks I'm in love with her and we are going to get married. She
doesn't know I really don't like her and I'm just using her for a place to live
and sex. If I do end up marrying her it will be because her grandmother dies and
she inherits 2 million dollars. I deserve an Oscar.

i dont like germans
sometimes i jerk in shower
i hate chris307
once in a while i smurf as a girl on bnet

On October 22 2005 11:22 lastas wrote:
HOPE U GOT 10 BUX

On October 22 2005 14:43 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
stairs?

On October 22 2005 15:02 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
and further to that how many of you were goons before you found TL?

On October 22 2005 15:05 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
refrain dont be a smartass

On October 22 2005 14:34 HnR)Insane wrote:


From someone -.-

On October 22 2005 14:34 HnR)Insane wrote:


From someone -.-

On October 22 2005 17:03 Frits wrote:


If you count out that last one it could be anyone ! :D

I piss in the shower.
I jacked off to the "hows your taste thread".
I hope donrebabo is a girl.

I really hate that guy drc, I think hes a prick in the majority of his posts. I think I may have made out with a man before and my most sexual fantasy is that I'm being molested by my hot math teacher. GL!

I beat it in the shower
I piss in the shower
When i see Reach, i sometimes wonder if im gay.

I hate all the faggot admins on team liquid especially rekrul. In fact I don't like any of the nerds that post there. I make new accounts everytime they ban me and give myself a new persona. The main reason I go to teamliquid is to get information and other free shit that all the nerds post.

I don't have a job or anything and I hate work.

I jack off like 1-2 times a day.

I sometimes feel like just going out and killing people because the general public are stupid and they piss me off. Nobody cares about anything they just want to make money and get power and shit. fuck you.

Life is worthless when you think about it. You're born, you eat, sleep, shit&piss, waste time inbetween those, and then you die.


I hate fucking ranting about this crap. Fuck Human life.

I beat it in the shower
I piss in the shower
When i see Reach, i sometimes wonder if im gay.

i deposited 250$ on pokerstars and lost it in 1 hour, deposited another 250$ and lost it again.
got caught twice pleasuring myself by my sister.
was really thinking about to drop out school and become a progamer.

On October 22 2005 19:06 Gryffindor_us wrote:


88)GuMMi? :D

On October 22 2005 19:14 88)GuMMi wrote:


dude, i dont fucking piss in the shower

On October 22 2005 19:32 Kacas wrote:
but u wonder if you're gay when u see Reach?
ok
me too
o.Ó

On October 22 2005 20:39 oPtioNaLk wrote:


Wow way to kill the joke by stating the obvious... jeeze, some people...

On October 22 2005 19:08 HnR)Insane wrote:


;o

On October 23 2005 03:24 Rekrul wrote:
HnR)Insane PM me the id's of anyone who Rekrul bashed or you will be IP Banned.

Thanks.

On October 23 2005 03:24 Rekrul wrote:
HnR)Insane PM me the id's of anyone who Rekrul bashed or you will be IP Banned.

Thanks.

On October 23 2005 03:24 Rekrul wrote:
HnR)Insane PM me the id's of anyone who Rekrul bashed or you will be IP Banned.

Thanks.

On October 22 2005 18:03 Painter wrote:

I've never done that. you are wierd fritz

I secretly hate Drone, but I won't say anything for fear I'd get banned. I
epsecially hate the fact that he likes Stimey.

I didn't like mensrea, either. It always had such a condescending tone about
it. I hated it.

Sometimes I really want to burn the building I work at down. Not with anyone
in it, just the building.

I often fantasize about smashing people's faces. Either into their steering
wheel as I pass them up on the road, or with my fists or feet. Sometimes a
bat is thought of, but I think using my bare hands would be more
thrilling/fun.

I put a hole in my ceiling, but I don't want my parents to know it was me,
because they'd be pretty pissed off, so I keep telling them I don't know how
it got there, even though I do.

i think im the best and anyone who disagrees with that just doesnt see how good i am.

i always thought nickelodeon and disney channel were cool until i was in high school TT
sometimes i wanna be someone else and kill myself SIIIIIKE (about killn myself)
i didnt know what the word ghetto meant until i was in the 10th grade now i use it excessively
i hate some people but i do not express it ?

FrozenArbiter disgusts me. I've always hated him. My highest wish is to see FA banned. I've never seen one single person lick that many buts. He dosent lick as much nowadays but he's been doing it several years. Why noone banned him? btw OMG he is SOOOOOOO korean-wannabe.. yack! little stupid FA.. plz stop posting att TL. thnx!

I raped a girl at a party this summer. I was never caught. I want to do it again, it was really good. You should try it

smurg tries SOOOO hard to be funny in like every fucking post he does.. i don't find him funny AT ALL. i just think he's embarrasing..

i like short shorts

I realy like to pee in the mouth of gothic sluts, makes me feel like I'm the ruler of the world.
I'd also like to make out with chicken`, he's such a goodlooking, smart and sympathetic guy!!! God bless him.

HnR)Insane PM me the id's of anyone who Rekrul bashed or you will be IP Banned.

Thanks.

I enjoy using girly shampoos and body oils. Beauty products too. No shame really.

-I think Fakesteve is a tool.
-Intothewow is from Argentina ( =[ )
-Excalibur_Z watches Hentai and calls it "art"
-I once took a shit in the shower and had to mash it down the drain with my foot. It took hours to cleanse the smell.

On October 22 2005 21:13 x2fst wrote:
heres my confession:
i was going to confess something but instead i got sidetracked by the "site pal" ad at the top of the page for anonymous emailing. I just sat there for like 10 minutes making it say stuff and its the most fun ive had in ages (keep in mind that my final hgih school exams are in a week so i havent been having much fun).

On October 23 2005 12:01 HnR)Insane wrote:

What the christ man... what the christ

-I think Fakesteve is a tool.

On October 23 2005 12:13 Liquid`Drone wrote:
whoever hates me and is afraid to admit it cause of fear of being banned is an idiot
both because he hates me and because he's stupid enough to think I'd ban him for it

I think that guy is sickoflife tho and the first guy who wrote he hates all the mods is probably rs.rose.

On October 23 2005 12:01 HnR)Insane wrote:

What the christ man... what the christ

FrozenArbiter disgusts me. I've always hated him. My highest wish is to see FA banned. I've never seen one single person lick that many buts. He dosent lick as much nowadays but he's been doing it several years. Why noone banned him? btw OMG he is SOOOOOOO korean-wannabe.. yack! little stupid FA.. plz stop posting att TL. thnx!

On October 23 2005 15:42 Sabbath wrote:
its not? apparently hes sad that IntoTheWow is from Argentina, thats a very sick way of thinking IMO

might have been sarcasm though

On October 23 2005 12:33 draeger wrote:


The same thing happened to me at work, except I gave the female voice a name and started prank calling with it I then proceeded to search out a better demo that wouldn't add random shit on the end of it. This one has a 200 char max limit and allows you to save it to mp3 on like 10 different voices/accents/etc. Quite fun!

http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html

On October 23 2005 16:07 SuperJongMan wrote:
Whatever, a guy took a shit and tried to stomp it down the shower.
If that isn't classic to yall, get a sense of humor. Ha... what a fuckin scrub... lol

I used to shove something in my ass while masturbating. A plastic thing, ca. 2cm in diameter.

I used to suffer from premature ejaculation. Pussy just feels so damn good, it took a while before I could really control myself. Besides, the whole point of sex is getting off who cares if the girl has any fun?

i recently purchased a 1gb sandisk digital audio player (silver) for $70~ and i'm very excited.
i'm obsessive when it comes to buying or owning little stuff like that. my green mechanical pencil with the perfect rubber grip is very precious to me.
i think i'm very good looking, but recently i put on some weight.
i have a secret crush on this girl that i found through myspace. i even have her aim and stuff! but i've never contacted her.

So I was sleeping at a friends house and in the middle of the night (everyone was sleeping) I had to vomit. I went to the bathroom and already had my head over the toilet bowl. I started puking and suddenly realized I had to shit too. Unfortunately I had no panties on. It was a fucking dilemma I was in. I had no choice but shat all over the place. You can not imagine how difficult it was to clean all that shit with only toilet paper (let alone how disgusting) I needed two hours and I bet my friends parents found something I forgot the next time they cleaned their bathroom.

hi.
i sometimes jerk off to julyzerg vods. i like chubby guys. my dream would be to have a threesome with julyzerg and the fat guy from jurassic park.
i also once had sex in the confessional. so good. i slowly start to wonder if i'm normal. i have no friends besides some tl.net fellas and only my father knows i'm gay and slaps me for it. he dislikes homosexuals. i can understand that. i'm a digusting person, haha. i'm going to eat some chocolate now.

I think most people here hate me, or at least not like me, but I keep posting

I always try to help people, but when I need help and make a topic
(like 1 per 3months) some dumb people reply and provide no help at
all.

I fell in love in a girl that I will probably never get and sometimes
when I think about her my hands are shaking and I start to cry. Im not
sure if I didnt get obsessed with her, or is it just love. I
definitely dont want to harm her in any way, but I just cant stop
thinking about her.

Ive made a new mail account just to post this comment, but I feel
everyone will know who I am if I post it. It took me 5minutes to
figure out a new cool account name, for an account I will use only
once. Somehow I feel guilty, that the cool account name will be taken
forever and noone will actually use it.

I hate people who play pgt and get a good record with good ranking and think they are gosu when... they play against mostly people who aren't korean.

I hate wiggers

I hate people who talk like the can't speak english when they can, or who pretend to be korean and aren't.

I hate people who play random

I hate republicans

I hate people who bash the united states as a sucky country just because they were not blessed enough to be born here, not that other countries are bad unless you live in like some shithole in Africa. And also because we have a shitty president and foreign policy. We are not all retarded

I hate how the Government makes up reasons for going to Iraq. If we really went to spread democracy maybe we should start somewhere with people who really need help. Like those in Africa. If we could spend the hundreds of billions of dollars to kill people in Iraq on food instead. How many times more people could live? Millions?

I don't hate everything

Why didnt you post my email bastard. If you dont like it then be a bitch ffs just dont fucking make a thread aobut this shit and then not post the goddamned emails ass hole.

1) I live my live by siezing the moment. I always take or look forward to take advantage of any situation I can.

2) I have this strange ability or quality, women I meet either hate me or eventually fall in love with me. I have went out with several girls and sooner or later they just fall for me. I sleep with them use them, get them to buy me expensive gifts, dinners, lunch, trips, you know what I mean. Then one day I met someone and, I fell in love with her a long time ago. I did not want to stop dating these other persons, until I knew I would achieve something with the persona I fell for. I broke a lot hearts, one of them almost commited suicide, another got sick and got ammnesia, another one had to go to a psychiatrist and lost her job and couldn't work for 2 months. But me, I was routing for the person I fell in love with.

She became my girlfriend for 2 years and we ended. I have been in love with her for a long time. I have never stopped loving her. We started going out but nothing has happened again. I do not know about the circles life has or karmas or whatever, but now I feel bad. Very bad. I feel I am now suffering all the pain I gave to all those persons I hurted.
Nowadays, she won't go out with me anymore, she barely speaks to me, she does not trust me, and she is always looking forward to pick up a fight with me. It feels very bad.

Since then I told myself I would not break another woman's heart. Even if I have to stay alone my whole life.

3) I killed a man. I was driving at low speed in a dark street, and this guy just comes out of nowhere and walks very slowly infront of my way. I do not know if he was going to rob me or anything, but I did not stay to find out. It was either him or me. I picked him.

4) I started a prank/joke and made my best friend fall in love with an imaginary person he did not even met, but the thing went out of control and killed her. He even cried her death and almost wanted to go to a funeral.

5) I lied to get my current job. I could face trial for what I did, if I get discovered and I am planning to move away if I get.

6) I made a man take a bus for a 500 mile trip to meet a fictitious character. I know he got in a lot of trouble after that.

7) I admit the bad things I have done and now I try to behave as honest as I can.

Im in love with Jessica Biel.

I have a lot of friends in real life that I met playing starcraft lolz?!

I used to watch winnie the pooh until I was 12!

I had sex with a black woman, also anal!

I like Robbie Williams

Im in love with Jessica Biel.

I used to watch winnie the pooh until I was 12!

I think most people here hate me, or at least not like me, but I keep posting

I always try to help people, but when I need help and make a topic
(like 1 per 3months) some dumb people reply and provide no help at
all.

I fell in love in a girl that I will probably never get and sometimes
when I think about her my hands are shaking and I start to cry. Im not
sure if I didnt get obsessed with her, or is it just love. I
definitely dont want to harm her in any way, but I just cant stop
thinking about her.

Ive made a new mail account just to post this comment, but I feel
everyone will know who I am if I post it. It took me 5minutes to
figure out a new cool account name, for an account I will use only
once. Somehow I feel guilty, that the cool account name will be taken
forever and noone will actually use it.

hi.
i sometimes jerk off to julyzerg vods. i like chubby guys. my dream would be to have a threesome with julyzerg and the fat guy from jurassic park.
i also once had sex in the confessional. so good. i slowly start to wonder if i'm normal. i have no friends besides some tl.net fellas and only my father knows i'm gay and slaps me for it. he dislikes homosexuals. i can understand that. i'm a digusting person, haha. i'm going to eat some chocolate now.

On October 23 2005 15:49 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
this thread isnt funny

On October 23 2005 12:13 Liquid`Drone wrote:
whoever hates me and is afraid to admit it cause of fear of being banned is an idiot
both because he hates me and because he's stupid enough to think I'd ban him for it

I think that guy is sickoflife tho and the first guy who wrote he hates all the mods is probably rs.rose.

On October 23 2005 17:36 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:


Hi Refrain!

On October 23 2005 18:14 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


It's rpf, nobody hates Refrain

On October 23 2005 18:51 Ha.cK wrote:
i want someone to put their confession here instead of that website by accident

This is a serious confession, I know some might be posting here and they probably lie 80% of their shit so anyway.

I feel sexually attracted by my cousin (girl)
Sometimes I wanna fuck her when we are alone watching tv or talking..
I piss on the shower.
I dont believe in religion, I kinda dont believe in god (wierd) its funny cuz sometimes shit happens and you wish god would listen to you but hes not there, sometimes I wanna belive in him and I just dont feel his presence at all.

I hate my dad, for cheating on my mom for 8 years and cheating her with 2 women, and having 2 children; thus destroying her heart and making our life so difficult I think I will never forgive the damage he has done to me. I think I would've been raised as a cool kid who is the "most popular bastard in High school" But I think being different is cool enough. I hate being poor, I hate people who think are superior and call other countries that struggle to become stable "shit" or "trash" I dont have a racial preference but ussualy its like this Hispanic>white>black>asian>arabic but If I like someone I dont give a flying fuck about their race

I cant watch bestiality, rape, torture, fetish or any other sick shit on the internet I just like good ol' porn that entertains you. Lately I stopped whacking off at porn and more like watching it cuz its funny to watch people have sex. huh?

I shit myself in front of my whole class one day and it was very very embarrasing but I took it like a man and next day I just told everybody to stfu or I would punch their fucking faces.

Have a nice day =)

i fucking hate my skin. i have this weird ass skin disease that i got when i was a little kid from antibiotics the stupid doctor gave me for an ear infection. i got eczema as a side effect form the medicine, so the doctor gave me more to rid me of the rash. the rash disappeared and later it came back worse than ever. more medicine. the rash goes away and im happy. then it comes back, even more worse than the last. vicious cycle. my skin is so fucked up now. its on my arms and back of pams. on neck and face. all over my legs. whenever i wake up from sleeping or finish taking shower it gets all dried up and scaly and i hate it. i hve to put on this stupid lotion that moisturizes it and i use so much of it since the disease covers so much of my body. every day i gotta use it 2 times. wastes so much time and i hate it. cant believe this is happening to me sometimes. my only wish right now is to find a cure. cure to all this madness. sometimes i go crazy and yell at myself because of this. i need a cure. my god.

i have been sexually attracted to a cousin 5 years younger than me
ive pissed in the shower but thats not sobad
i hate when i agree with people i dislike, which happens often
i secretly like some emo/pop songs
i dont think i have ne real friends
im afraid i wont live out to my potential (eerily similar situation to thread by lil.sis)
i often masturbate multiple times in a day then feel guilty and try to stop... it workz for a few days

and my last confession is... i have more that i will probly write later

p.s.: i have attempted to disguise my style of writing but it still feels ez as fuck to see thru

On October 23 2005 21:37 Tien wrote:
Pissing in the shower aint something to confess.

Didn't 80% of teamliquid do it? There was a huge poll.

i fucking hate females they ruin everything thats good in life...im here im 14 drinking bacardi while my parents are sleeping because i cant deal with this stupid shit and drinking makes me feel better...im not fucking okay

all of the below are real confessions...

last week i got really depressed and angry so i put rat poisen in my pocket and at work i dipped my hands in there and rubbed other ppls food. one guy got seriously sick and missed a week of work. nobody knows about it, and that makes me happy in a strange way

in high school i honestly thought i might be gay so i dated this girl who looked like a guy and had anal sex with her once just to check up. i then immediately broke up with her with literally no explanantion and i havent seen her in person since.

when i was little i made a fake pussy using a pillow, a latex glove, some vasaline, and a string. during my gay phase i tightened the string and used sugar water lubricant to simulate rough edges in anal sex. i even started saving my cum in a plastic bag, which i still keep in a large ziplock under my bed

i once attempted suicide with an automated straight saw in woodshop but failed and claimed everything to be an accident. i have 8 stitches on my wrist.

i once posed as a female gamer in starcraft for close to half a year. during that time i was recruited into one particular clan that sincerely believed i was a girl, i even sent "personal pictures" to be posted on the clan website (which i found in somebody's blog online)

i once went insane on ebay and made about 100 walla.com accounts before the abuse got fixed. during this time i entered bids of over 1000 dollars on hundreds of auctions that would have otherwise sold for under 20 dollars. obviously i didnt pay for anything

again, all of this is true...

When I was about four I was taking a bath with my younger sister (she was
three then) and shit inside the bathtub when my dad was away doing something
else. When he came back he asked who did it, I blamed my sister. My sister
hadn't quite developed the ability to formulate words yet, but she could
fully well understand other people. I remember her looking at me with wide,
puppy eyes that were just screaming 'why...? '

Blah,

I thought I had a crush on my science teacher who was fucking buff/good looking guy, and I though I was gay, but I still loved girls and I can never imagine dating a guy - that's probably why i'm homophobic

I am scared of plants (literally), but I can put up with it

I alway exaggerate things (in real life) and end up getting caught, resulting in me denying that it was a lie even though I am caught red-handed

I'm 17, and never kissed a girl in my entire life on lips, just because 1) I had no gf 2) i wanted to save it anyway

I vowed myself I'd stay virgin until I get married, so I masturbate almost daily.

The reason I have no gf is because whenever a girl is ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN ME, i end up fucking everything up (pushing fast, being an unusally bad asshole, etc.)

I'm a real asshole, and considered to be very weird/annoying by people in real life, but they can actually put up with my bullshit

I wish I was funny, but I'm not, so i make pathetic attempts to be funny

I boast that i can breakdance, but i fucking suck at it

I wank to hentai, also - actually, i can wank to anything (except gay people)

I didnt learn to masturbate until I was 16 (RiSe, it's me , stfu)

Hi.

I am not particularly a jerk to people, nor do I look bad(in fact I think I am relatively hot compare to people at my college ), but I never had a true girlfriend ( only 1 when I was 13, but it doesn't count), and I actually never kissed a girl either. I am 18.

The biggest sexually experience I had is when I was 5 with a girl living next door.---And I don't think it was really sexual.

If I could, I think I would be the happiest ( probably fake happiness) person ever if I could play MMORPG all day long and beat the shit out of people.

I am not a perfectionnist, I don't try to be the best, but I love to own newbie at internet game. When someone insult me for whatever reason( on the internet), I do my pseudo-intellectual telling him he has no life and that he should shuss, when in fact I have no life.

I feel good thinking about suicide.

I hate to work.

I make fun of emo people when I probably am one( even though I don't look like one)

I always feel like punching people when they say stupid thing or have opinion differents than mine.

In social intercourse ( oh yeah I don't really have real friend [maybe, MAYBE 1 guys that I talk often to]), I never really know what to say.

That all.

i get more kicks out of convincing a girl to come home with me the first night i met her then telling her to fuck off cause shes a slut than i do from sleeping with them

i get more kicks out of convincing a girl to come home with me the first night i met her then telling her to fuck off cause shes a slut than i do from sleeping with them

On October 22 2005 11:22 lastas wrote:
HOPE U GOT 10 BUX

I really hate that guy drc, I think hes a prick in the majority of his posts. I think I may have made out with a man before and my most sexual fantasy is that I'm being molested by my hot math teacher. GL!

On October 23 2005 15:25 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:


Hahaha, that's sick.

The bolded isn't even really a confession.

I'd like to know who this is, though:

On October 23 2005 17:59 MyLostTemple wrote:


since i know rose in real life, i honestly doubt he would bash anyone anonymously on an internet forum. at cpl he beat the shit the out of this admin from a CS forum in his hotel room he didnt like. he then pissed all over his keyboard

if he has beef with u, he'll make sure u know

On October 24 2005 07:20 Stim_Abuser wrote:
It would be a great idea for the thread creator to be lying about the anonymous email and it infact not be anonymous. Then after everyone posts their way fucked up shit, he correspond all the emails with the confessions while the rest of us sit in a big circle and laugh at these fucked up people.

I didn't read the whole thread, sorry if this was obvious and already posted.

i have been dealing drugs for money. i smoke weed daily. i have tried
shrooms, X and many other drugs. i only had one girl friend my life and she
cheated on me with my best friend. I hate being poor, i hate people who try
to act gangster or think its cool to be gangster. im not going to finsih
high school cause my grade suck. i make a grand a day and im always
surrounded by friends but i always feel lonely. when im not using drugs to
escape my life, i try to use video games to escape like brood war and
diablo. almost everyone i know is fake and i fucken hate that, all i want
in life is a loyal girl friend and a few close friends and ill be happy. my
family always argues about money every day. I hate it that there are people
in the world dieing from eating to little and there are people dieing from
eating to much. its a stupid porblem. i hate bush for invading iraq and
killing millions. i can't sleep. every night i always wake up because im
parnoid that people are out to get me which some porbly are. i seen so much
shit in my life but im only 16. everytime im down i try to think of people
who got it worst then me and try to be grateful for the things i have.

- i hacked a company site (delete a part of it) from school (i missed from 1 class and was alone in the info lab) and "faked proofs" that incriminates a boy from high school who stole my girl >,<, the guy has been interrogated by the police and stuff... (i'm sorry for what i did )

- i don't get excited anymore to... casual porn, i mean a boy and a girl.. fucking etc.. i don't even get an erection for it , and i like to watch bondage, rapes and some kind of sick things that excite me, especially rapes, however i wanted to put that intro practice 1y ago and tried to rape a girl.. but as i "advanced" it made me no pleasure and it really made me sick about it.. so i leaved the girls telling her i was joking and stuff
and i still get very excited by watching rape movies

- i've never had anal sex, and i really wished to, but i none of the girls i slept with (7) accepted it

- i have a really really big sexual apetite that even scares me, no tell of the scare it makes on girls , i make sex ~1-2h, even 5-6 times a day , just cant stop, if i'm not with a girl or sleep with a girl, life seems boring and i get depressed

- i've been in love once. it lasted for 2 years, 2 years of pain and happyness alternated (the girls practically swinged betwen me and another guy)
after that was over i started drinking much and smoking much.
but now i'm back even more powerfull and i've quit both, got my life in my hands once again
*advice: pls pls pls don't start drinking or smoking (w) much because of anything, it affects you much, u don't have controll on your life anymore , hope anybody will listen to that

- i hate gipsy and most of americans (infact i don't hate the ppl for being americans.. but for electing a bad guverment who spoils the peace atacking other weaker countrys and killing alot of innocent ppl)

- before i made 17y (when i started my sexual life) i wanted to "buy" some sex for alot of time, but never had the guts

- i could confess more.. but i'll stop now because i wrote too much
i want to say that this ideea is pretty nice and since i have seen alot of mails from guys that don't have "friends", maybe someone could come with the ideea of making a thread where we should meet "eachothers" like a small description etc, maybe even meet in irl

I'm scared to death of playing basketball with black people. I know they're going to make fun of me if I make a mistake. I actually faked sick in gym in 6th grade just so I wouldn't have to deal with this issue

When I was in 8th grade, I spent the night at my friend's house. I woke up at about 2 in the morning because I heard his parents having sex. I didn't know what they were doing at the time, I just heard screaming and thought they were being murdered. I tried waking my friend up to go see what was wrong, but he wouldn't get out of bed. I was mad at him for it at the time, but now I'm thankful that he didn't get up and go look

I'm scared of our attendance lady at school. I'm never at school and it seems like I'm always in her office waiting for her to write me an admit slip. I just think that one day she's going to say something mean to me about my attendance. She's never said anything before, but I'm still scared that she will

I hate my school and it has ruined my life. When I'm there, all I think about is leaving. I would actually fake my own death just so I would never have to go back to that fucking prison ever again. I make straight As, but I never learn anything. I just want to get my GED and move on with my life

When I was in kindergarten, I watched a boy eat an entire bowl of glue and glitter. I didn't say a word to the teacher because I wanted to see what would happen to him after he ate it

I'm pretty sure I made out with my sister before. I am seriously not joking

One of my earliest memories is of me sitting in a hair salon while my mom was getting her hair done, and having all these women who worked there coming up to me and asking who my mom was. I didn't realize until much later that it was because I had taken my penis out and started playing the foreskin while I was sitting there and they didn't know what to do about it

In 9th grade, I was about 10 minutes late to 1st period and I didn't want to get a detention, so I started crying my eyes out in front of the teacher and made up some lie about my dad being sick. He let that tardy slide. Later on in the year, he had a heart attack. When he got back to school he came up to me and said that he thought about me and my dad the entire time he was sick. I felt like a real asshole

I get seriously upset whenever someone uses my computer

Sometimes I piss in my sink. I don't know, but I guess because it's closer to my crotch than a toilet is. I'm trying to break this habit

I don't really read teamliquid.net, but it felt good to confess all of this to someone

I often zoom pictures of girls I know in real life and put them next to a porn movie to be more excited when I masturbate.(And i'm not the only one.)

I once had the chance to have sex with a hot chick but didn't, cause i felt i was too special to have sex with such a normal girl even though she was really hot.

I'm insane and I have many phobias making me lose a grip on myself often, I feel controled by a superior me.

Sick things excites me.Violence/sex(rape)/gore.

I don't know my limits in anything.

I have lots of friends that don't know me correctly.I hide my true self all the time.

I like to exagerate stuff a bit but I hate to lie.

When I walk in the street and walk next to groups of people I would like them to insult me or do whatever gives me a reason to fight with all of them.Especially wiggers.

I'm always alone, always. Even though I'm with 5 friends... I feel like I'm alone and will be for the rest of my life.

I never knew what love is... because it always turned to hate.

I did things I would never tell anyone even through an anonymous email, things that are haunting me.

I love my job and often fantasize about a girl giving me a blowjob in the bathroom while there is nobody.

I masturbated late at night at my job twice.

I had illusions and crazy dreams and had difficulties knowing what was fiction or truth thus being paranoiac often

I secretly adore darkness and sorrow, my strength comes from it.

I don't give a fuck about people's problems.They never had big problems so they always whine about their little problems and it makes me sick.

I'm not gothic nor emo, in fact I think they are weak because they need to dress in a fucking special way to show who they "really" are.Doesn't matter what you went through if you need to show it that way.

On October 24 2005 06:37 FireBlast! wrote:
i feel no longer safe here @_@

Im in love with Jessica Biel.

I have a lot of friends in real life that I met playing starcraft lolz?!

I used to watch winnie the pooh until I was 12!

I had sex with a black woman, also anal!

I like Robbie Williams

1) I live my live by siezing the moment. I always take or look forward to take advantage of any situation I can.

2) I have this strange ability or quality, women I meet either hate me or eventually fall in love with me. I have went out with several girls and sooner or later they just fall for me. I sleep with them use them, get them to buy me expensive gifts, dinners, lunch, trips, you know what I mean. Then one day I met someone and, I fell in love with her a long time ago. I did not want to stop dating these other persons, until I knew I would achieve something with the persona I fell for. I broke a lot hearts, one of them almost commited suicide, another got sick and got ammnesia, another one had to go to a psychiatrist and lost her job and couldn't work for 2 months. But me, I was routing for the person I fell in love with.

She became my girlfriend for 2 years and we ended. I have been in love with her for a long time. I have never stopped loving her. We started going out but nothing has happened again. I do not know about the circles life has or karmas or whatever, but now I feel bad. Very bad. I feel I am now suffering all the pain I gave to all those persons I hurted.
Nowadays, she won't go out with me anymore, she barely speaks to me, she does not trust me, and she is always looking forward to pick up a fight with me. It feels very bad.

Since then I told myself I would not break another woman's heart. Even if I have to stay alone my whole life.

3) I killed a man. I was driving at low speed in a dark street, and this guy just comes out of nowhere and walks very slowly infront of my way. I do not know if he was going to rob me or anything, but I did not stay to find out. It was either him or me. I picked him.

4) I started a prank/joke and made my best friend fall in love with an imaginary person he did not even met, but the thing went out of control and killed her. He even cried her death and almost wanted to go to a funeral.

5) I lied to get my current job. I could face trial for what I did, if I get discovered and I am planning to move away if I get.

6) I made a man take a bus for a 500 mile trip to meet a fictitious character. I know he got in a lot of trouble after that.

7) I admit the bad things I have done and now I try to behave as honest as I can.

i deposited 250$ on pokerstars and lost it in 1 hour, deposited another 250$ and lost it again.
got caught twice pleasuring myself by my sister.
was really thinking about to drop out school and become a progamer.

On October 24 2005 09:43 BigBalls wrote:
ok lets lighten this thread up a bit

Guess which one was bigballs' confession, first to do it gets 5 bucks on pokerstars

When I was about four I was taking a bath with my younger sister (she was
three then) and shit inside the bathtub when my dad was away doing something
else. When he came back he asked who did it, I blamed my sister. My sister
hadn't quite developed the ability to formulate words yet, but she could
fully well understand other people. I remember her looking at me with wide,
puppy eyes that were just screaming 'why...? '

I hate all the faggot admins on team liquid especially rekrul. In fact I don't like any of the nerds that post there. I make new accounts everytime they ban me and give myself a new persona. The main reason I go to teamliquid is to get information and other free shit that all the nerds post.

I don't have a job or anything and I hate work.

I jack off like 1-2 times a day.

I sometimes feel like just going out and killing people because the general public are stupid and they piss me off. Nobody cares about anything they just want to make money and get power and shit. fuck you.

Life is worthless when you think about it. You're born, you eat, sleep, shit&piss, waste time inbetween those, and then you die.


I hate fucking ranting about this crap. Fuck Human life.

So I was sleeping at a friends house and in the middle of the night (everyone was sleeping) I had to vomit. I went to the bathroom and already had my head over the toilet bowl. I started puking and suddenly realized I had to shit too. Unfortunately I had no panties on. It was a fucking dilemma I was in. I had no choice but shat all over the place. You can not imagine how difficult it was to clean all that shit with only toilet paper (let alone how disgusting) I needed two hours and I bet my friends parents found something I forgot the next time they cleaned their bathroom.

On October 24 2005 12:10 Oxygen wrote:


BigBalls?!

GO 5$ PLZ

O]O2[O

On October 24 2005 12:31 decafchicken wrote:
For all you talking about being aroused by rape:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasy

for two years, i have been reading harry potter fanfiction, mostly love stories between harry/ginny. i dont like the books that much, it just provides a good setting. i suck, dont i. this is for tl.nets enjoyment.

I'll leave out the really, really awkward stuff that most people really would rather not hear, although, I don't really have anything that serious to hide...

To start, I don't know the meaning of pain. It's hard to describe, but I can burn myself and cut myself and not think twice about it. It's something I've been working on for some time now, slowly working myself into it. I know that's not something worth a confession, but I've always felt that if I told someone, they would think I'm a freak.

Sometimes when I'm in bed trying to sleep, I think of how much I'd like to kill myself. I can feel all my problems just slipping away and I cry. I like to think of how screwed up I've made my life because afterwards I feel a lot better about myself. I know I'm going nowhere in life, even though I'm told by most, if not all, of my teachers that I could go to University for almost anything.

I can't help but feel hopeless and often turn my thoughts to suicide. The only thing stopping me is the impact it would have on the people I know, I'm not that selfish.

I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.

i think im the best and anyone who disagrees with that just doesnt see how good i am.

Subject: My confession.. All headers
i took on a army of wolves.. fuckin not normal wolves.. i was feeding the birds out side and fuckin a pack of wolves came sprinting at me // no reason// i screamed '' YOU WANT SOME YOU FUCKS '' a few ran off at the scream.. neighbours ran inside and locked all there doors. any ways around 10-12 ware wolves came at me i grab a semi automatic from my back room and started LOZIN IT SCREAMING '' FUCK WITH ME YOU FUCK WIF DA BEST FUCKAZ ''

eventually after 40 mins of a massive shoot out i eventually grabbed a knife cause i ran out of ammo and started to fuckin rack up some speed bass to be like more alert n shit and fuckin went insane i ran through my double brick house wall like they was paper, wet paper at that

i lost it so hard i fuckin grabbed a ware wolf by the balls and ripped them off and shoved them up his ass he ran for his life.. any ways four of five came at me with claws of Fury 'Slash SHAWISH '' fuckin im ducking and weaving and then suddenly .. one cut's me in the fuckin chest a massive blow i took, my eyes turned red bro and i grabbed the dog kunt by the neck hairs and ripped off his wolly skin.. as '' IN MOTION '' i was rippin it off i cloths lined two wolves and chopped there heads off with his skin/ then there was the master one left

the '' grand FUCKIN master '' im tellin ya bro he had teeth like a walrus but made of fuckin steel cuz any ways he he comes at me with a scissor kick move that ive never encountered before and BOOOOOM BANG!!! two holes in my fuckin arm he puts fuckin punctured the fuck out of me fuckin punctured the fuck out of me

i then fell down a cliff into a river of crocadiles, a croc went to attack me and i bit its eyes off mother fucker took then another bite off me but this time i bit its body in half.. any ways the GRAND MASTER WOLVE was like 5 meters away and he came to a complete stop .. i was wounded ... wounded very badly i then came at the point where its me or the wolve so i whip out my knife and then the ware wolf comes at me with them fuckin claws the size of machettes... the wolve throws all five of his machette claws towards my face i back flip onto a branch and fuckin landed behind him I LOST IT SO HARD I DID A LEBANESE SWIFT KICKED HIS ASS CHEECKS APPART

MOTHA FUCK DIED ON THE SPOT

fuckin coccaroach, i spat at him landed in his ear and then pissed on him as he took his last breaths. im still hurting from that battle man he was a fuckin beast, a BRUTAL warrior, that ive personally taken down him and his smelly army. killed them ware wolves.. im lozin it hard core ..

On October 24 2005 17:15 hasuprotoss wrote:


Oh man, my jaw is actually vibrating I'm laughing so hard and I'm crying also I'm laughing too hard. Man this is great I've got to save this somewhere. And I'm mistyping everything and having to change it. Oh man, that was great.

1) I live my live by siezing the moment. I always take or look forward to take advantage of any situation I can.

2) I have this strange ability or quality, women I meet either hate me or eventually fall in love with me. I have went out with several girls and sooner or later they just fall for me. I sleep with them use them, get them to buy me expensive gifts, dinners, lunch, trips, you know what I mean. Then one day I met someone and, I fell in love with her a long time ago. I did not want to stop dating these other persons, until I knew I would achieve something with the persona I fell for. I broke a lot hearts, one of them almost commited suicide, another got sick and got ammnesia, another one had to go to a psychiatrist and lost her job and couldn't work for 2 months. But me, I was routing for the person I fell in love with.

She became my girlfriend for 2 years and we ended. I have been in love with her for a long time. I have never stopped loving her. We started going out but nothing has happened again. I do not know about the circles life has or karmas or whatever, but now I feel bad. Very bad. I feel I am now suffering all the pain I gave to all those persons I hurted.
Nowadays, she won't go out with me anymore, she barely speaks to me, she does not trust me, and she is always looking forward to pick up a fight with me. It feels very bad.

Since then I told myself I would not break another woman's heart. Even if I have to stay alone my whole life.

3) I killed a man. I was driving at low speed in a dark street, and this guy just comes out of nowhere and walks very slowly infront of my way. I do not know if he was going to rob me or anything, but I did not stay to find out. It was either him or me. I picked him.

4) I started a prank/joke and made my best friend fall in love with an imaginary person he did not even met, but the thing went out of control and killed her. He even cried her death and almost wanted to go to a funeral.

5) I lied to get my current job. I could face trial for what I did, if I get discovered and I am planning to move away if I get.

6) I made a man take a bus for a 500 mile trip to meet a fictitious character. I know he got in a lot of trouble after that.

7) I admit the bad things I have done and now I try to behave as honest as I can.

On October 24 2005 21:13 IntoTheWow wrote:
Rofl @ wolf franzy killer :D

On October 24 2005 21:15 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:


Haha, that was pretty funny.

On October 24 2005 21:18 Painter wrote:
the first 3 paragraphs were funny.

i once smurfed as a girl to join a korean guild for free...lol it worked them koreans so crazy
everytime i logged on they would ask me things
i then posted my picture which i got off page 8 of google when i typed in "korean girl"
they were happy i guess, i felt kind of bad cause i was tricking them and they were so gullible
but oh well it was funny as hell

It's nothing really new that's being said here, a lot like the posters before me.

Like many others, I feel alone a lot. Even with a couple friends of mine, who were my best friends at the time, I always felt alone. They had each other, one guy/one girl, and I had no one. It's always been like that, too. Since I was a kid I've felt like that.. not neglected or anything, though.

It's like, no one wants to see the real me. They all want this shell I've given them, and the instant the real me is exposed, no one wants to be near me anymore. I don't get it. I'm kind of an ass most of the time, and when I start to be nice, people get all creeped out by it, for some reason or another.

I've always been attracted to the girl there. She's incredibly pretty. Everything about her, though. Her personality is amazing, too. She's really friendly, and such, and just has a personality of a person you'd really like.. I can't explain it any further. She knows I liked her, not sure if she still figures on me liking her, she's not stupid so she probably does. Now I'm incredibly jealous of her boyfriend now, who also is a friend of mine oddly enough. They were unaware of the connection with me, however, when they started dating.

I always take my anger out out in agressive form. I hate people. They're stupid, and worthless. They talk about what celebrities are doing as if it made a difference, when there are thousands of other things they should be more concerned about, like their little demon children running around getting in the way of everything, or their slut daughter and the pregnancy she has to abort because she's such a fucking slut. When I hit something, or someone, I'm not looking to just get aggression out, I'm looking to transfer pain onto them. I want them to hurt, and I want them to hurt badly. I want people to feel the pain I feel when I'm around them. I don't feel this way all the time, just when I really start to get down or something. I don't know. That's really not my general thoughts anymore, now it's just that I don't care, which is a horrible attitude, but it's better than being a whiny little bitch feeling sorry for myself. I stil hate people, though, and often want to hurt others, but that's not because I'm sadistic and take joy, I just want them to go away.

I hate emos and goths *especially*. I want to kick the crap out of every one of them. If they're really depressed, talk to someone about it, or get the fuck over it. All they are is attention-craving whores. They try to be different then everyone, and be "non-conformist," but they just conform to a different set of ideals, rather than what's normal, and they think they're special because of it. Then they write incredibly shitty poetry and songs, and try to pass it off as "artistic" and such. I hate those little fuckers.

In general, I don't like to be touched or for others to touch my things. There are a couple acceptions to the rule, as there always are, but I really don't like it. I'm probably considered to have OCD, or something. I constantly wash my hands. I try to act like I don't mind touching other people, but the first chance I get I wash my hands. They're filthy, disgusting... I don't mind the people that touch me so much, I just find them to be dirty, as I find most things. My family always gives me shit for this, but they can't understand the way I see things. I don't know what made me this way, but I definitely wasn't always that way.

My biggest two fears are becoming one of those insane people who wear gloves and put their money in ziploc bags, and bag their own groceries and shit because they're too afraid of other people touching things. I doubt that this one will happen, as long as I continue to fear it; however, the other one is possible, perhaps probable. It's being stuck in a dead end job my whole life being unsatisfied with everything. I know that everyone is told they can do great things by their teachers, and that they're smart, but everyone I've ever talked to says I'm intelligent and can probably do whatever I wanted to do, should I actually care about doing it. That's the thing, I don't care. Material possesions aren't important to me, and neither is helping people. I've been told that if I find a girl that will change, and I'll find new motivation for things, but I don't know. Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

i once got in a fight with a kid because he said he liked eggplant.

i dont like porn so i usually masturbate to network tv.

i puked into a girls mouth while i was making out with her at a party. not a lot but some got in there. i havent had gin since

You know when you go to the bathroom to unload your shit, and then you wipe your ass, well usually you see nothing on the toilet paper right? But me it is not :

There is always shit on the toilet paper and I wipe my ass over and over again, it never stops. There is always fucking shit on my toilet paper. Result : my underpants have shitty trace and my butt smell real bad all the time. I am even always tightening my ass like I would not want any gay to fuck me, so the smell can stop a little.

Wtf can I do ?

Ever since I was little I used to think I was special in the grand scheme of things. When I was 4-5 years old I would think that everyone was watching me or knowing my life intimately (sort of like truman show). This lead me to think other things about myself, like I might be a cyborg or an alien or antichrist and I am not ready or mature enough to use my powers. Up until I was like 15 years old whenever I went in the bathroom or my room I would check little corners and little holes in the walls for cameras or cover them up. I always assumed that mirrors had cameras in them as well.
Also when I was 4 I predicted that 6 years old would be the coolest age and that I would die when I was 16.

When I was 16 it just so happened that I had to move away from everyone I knew including my first real girlfriend. My parents sepperated completely and I took the test to prove I was smart enough to quit highschool and started to stay home all day on the computer.

I still feel like I am supposed to change the world somehow. I know I can do anything (career-wise) I just can't stand the thought of doing the same thing for the rest of my life like every other drone.

I have had many ideas and inventions that could probably make me rich but I don't have the funds to get them started, nor am I sure if I want to even do so because I really dislike the people of this world and how they run it. I would feel like a hypocrit selling shit to the robotic consumer public.
When I was 13 or so I had the idea to put a silly string into a spiderman glove and act like it was shooting spiderman webs. Which now is sold all over and probably made millions.

The most important thing to me in life is finding a female companion to be with forever (I know this sounds lame as fuck).

I'm now 21 with no car, no female friends, no money, no job, no real goals.

I sometimes wonder if I am the way I am because of:
My mothers bipolar manic depressive illness.
My parents constant arguing.
Our families lack of money.
My families constant moving around. ( I've been to more schools than there are grades)
My early drug use. (Started smoking weed & cigarettes at 11 and stopped when I was 16)
Started drinking when I was 14 and I still drink at least once a month.
And My father's workaholic habits.

Ever since I was little I used to think I was special in the grand scheme of things. When I was 4-5 years old I would think that everyone was watching me or knowing my life intimately (sort of like truman show). This lead me to think other things about myself, like I might be a cyborg or an alien or antichrist and I am not ready or mature enough to use my powers. Up until I was like 15 years old whenever I went in the bathroom or my room I would check little corners and little holes in the walls for cameras or cover them up. I always assumed that mirrors had cameras in them as well.
Also when I was 4 I predicted that 6 years old would be the coolest age and that I would die when I was 16.

When I was 16 it just so happened that I had to move away from everyone I knew including my first real girlfriend. My parents sepperated completely and I took the test to prove I was smart enough to quit highschool and started to stay home all day on the computer.

I still feel like I am supposed to change the world somehow. I know I can do anything (career-wise) I just can't stand the thought of doing the same thing for the rest of my life like every other drone.

I have had many ideas and inventions that could probably make me rich but I don't have the funds to get them started, nor am I sure if I want to even do so because I really dislike the people of this world and how they run it. I would feel like a hypocrit selling shit to the robotic consumer public.
When I was 13 or so I had the idea to put a silly string into a spiderman glove and act like it was shooting spiderman webs. Which now is sold all over and probably made millions.

The most important thing to me in life is finding a female companion to be with forever (I know this sounds lame as fuck).

I'm now 21 with no car, no female friends, no money, no job, no real goals.

I sometimes wonder if I am the way I am because of:
My mothers bipolar manic depressive illness.
My parents constant arguing.
Our families lack of money.
My families constant moving around. ( I've been to more schools than there are grades)
My early drug use. (Started smoking weed & cigarettes at 11 and stopped when I was 16)
Started drinking when I was 14 and I still drink at least once a month.
And My father's workaholic habits.

i once got in a fight with a kid because he said he liked eggplant.

On October 23 2005 18:14 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


It's rpf, nobody hates Refrain

On October 25 2005 01:09 Energies wrote:


Havn't we all!

- i hacked a company site (delete a part of it) from school (i missed from 1 class and was alone in the info lab) and "faked proofs" that incriminates a boy from high school who stole my girl >,<, the guy has been interrogated by the police and stuff... (i'm sorry for what i did )

- i don't get excited anymore to... casual porn, i mean a boy and a girl.. fucking etc.. i don't even get an erection for it , and i like to watch bondage, rapes and some kind of sick things that excite me, especially rapes, however i wanted to put that intro practice 1y ago and tried to rape a girl.. but as i "advanced" it made me no pleasure and it really made me sick about it.. so i leaved the girls telling her i was joking and stuff
and i still get very excited by watching rape movies

- i've never had anal sex, and i really wished to, but i none of the girls i slept with (7) accepted it

- i have a really really big sexual apetite that even scares me, no tell of the scare it makes on girls , i make sex ~1-2h, even 5-6 times a day , just cant stop, if i'm not with a girl or sleep with a girl, life seems boring and i get depressed

- i've been in love once. it lasted for 2 years, 2 years of pain and happyness alternated (the girls practically swinged betwen me and another guy)
after that was over i started drinking much and smoking much.
but now i'm back even more powerfull and i've quit both, got my life in my hands once again
*advice: pls pls pls don't start drinking or smoking (w) much because of anything, it affects you much, u don't have controll on your life anymore , hope anybody will listen to that

- i hate gipsy and most of americans (infact i don't hate the ppl for being americans.. but for electing a bad guverment who spoils the peace atacking other weaker countrys and killing alot of innocent ppl)

- before i made 17y (when i started my sexual life) i wanted to "buy" some sex for alot of time, but never had the guts

- i could confess more.. but i'll stop now because i wrote too much
i want to say that this ideea is pretty nice and since i have seen alot of mails from guys that don't have "friends", maybe someone could come with the ideea of making a thread where we should meet "eachothers" like a small description etc, maybe even meet in irl

I often zoom pictures of girls I know in real life and put them next to a porn movie to be more excited when I masturbate.(And i'm not the only one.)

I once had the chance to have sex with a hot chick but didn't, cause i felt i was too special to have sex with such a normal girl even though she was really hot.

I'm insane and I have many phobias making me lose a grip on myself often, I feel controled by a superior me.

Sick things excites me.Violence/sex(rape)/gore.

I don't know my limits in anything.

I have lots of friends that don't know me correctly.I hide my true self all the time.

I like to exagerate stuff a bit but I hate to lie.

When I walk in the street and walk next to groups of people I would like them to insult me or do whatever gives me a reason to fight with all of them.Especially wiggers.

I'm always alone, always. Even though I'm with 5 friends... I feel like I'm alone and will be for the rest of my life.

I never knew what love is... because it always turned to hate.

I did things I would never tell anyone even through an anonymous email, things that are haunting me.

I love my job and often fantasize about a girl giving me a blowjob in the bathroom while there is nobody.

I masturbated late at night at my job twice.

I had illusions and crazy dreams and had difficulties knowing what was fiction or truth thus being paranoiac often

I secretly adore darkness and sorrow, my strength comes from it.

I don't give a fuck about people's problems.They never had big problems so they always whine about their little problems and it makes me sick.

I'm not gothic nor emo, in fact I think they are weak because they need to dress in a fucking special way to show who they "really" are.Doesn't matter what you went through if you need to show it that way.

On October 25 2005 05:15 vGl-CoW wrote:
haha the wolf one looks like the stories Smorrie used to post sometimes, must be his or whoever he took them from.

Also I've started reading the SA confessions thread and I just can't stop, help

i get more kicks out of convincing a girl to come home with me the first night i met her then telling her to fuck off cause shes a slut than i do from sleeping with them

It's nothing really new that's being said here, a lot like the posters before me.

Like many others, I feel alone a lot. Even with a couple friends of mine, who were my best friends at the time, I always felt alone. They had each other, one guy/one girl, and I had no one. It's always been like that, too. Since I was a kid I've felt like that.. not neglected or anything, though.

It's like, no one wants to see the real me. They all want this shell I've given them, and the instant the real me is exposed, no one wants to be near me anymore. I don't get it. I'm kind of an ass most of the time, and when I start to be nice, people get all creeped out by it, for some reason or another.

I've always been attracted to the girl there. She's incredibly pretty. Everything about her, though. Her personality is amazing, too. She's really friendly, and such, and just has a personality of a person you'd really like.. I can't explain it any further. She knows I liked her, not sure if she still figures on me liking her, she's not stupid so she probably does. Now I'm incredibly jealous of her boyfriend now, who also is a friend of mine oddly enough. They were unaware of the connection with me, however, when they started dating.

...

I hate emos and goths *especially*. I want to kick the crap out of every one of them. If they're really depressed, talk to someone about it, or get the fuck over it. All they are is attention-craving whores.

i chronically lie about the least important things
i usually agree with whatever is said just because i dont feel like confrontation
if somebody says something really intelligent or makes a well thought out long post i just type 'i agree' after it
i have gotten head from a girl while playing online poker
- and no, im not chronically lying in my confessions

I get joy out of the misery of others, please keep posting....

The head chef turned the corner, and I quickly undid my belt. The reflections in the
metallic pots and utensils offered conflicting views of around the corner, but I was
fairly certain no one was coming. I took hold of my penis and began to masturbate with
serious determination. I was not one to mix business with pleasure, and dutifully kept
my mind on the task at hand. In a feat of ambidexterity that I was rather proud of, I
lifted the top layer of cheese off the lasagna, while standing on the tips of my toes
and pointing my semen onto the dinner with my other hand. Shaking the drops free, I
just as quickly zipped up and tucked in my shirt.
An array of chatter and loud laughter entered the kitchen as a waiter passed through the
swinging doors.
"Thanks", I said and smiled as he held the door for me. I returned to the table of 4
women whom I had never met before, yet would be intimately close to shortly.
"Here's your meal, ma'am", I said softly, and placed the plate before the blonde who had
returned her lasagna earlier asking for more cheese.

Hi. A man with small balls here. I confess that I love to decieve people. In fact, I'm a compulsive liar. Every awesome story I have ever told has been a straight up lie, or at least an exageration. In fact, I think I'm going to ask people to guess which confession is mine. Since everyone knows I can't be trusted, they'll assume I didn't make a confession, which will be great because I actually did. Isn't it sweet. I get to trick people when telling the truth! Well... peace out brother... gotta go hang with my pregnant girlfriend and my friend who had sex with a thirteen year old who was scared of semen.

I piss in the shower.
I jacked off to the "hows your taste thread".
I hope donrebabo is a girl.

I beat it in the shower
I piss in the shower
When i see Reach, i sometimes wonder if im gay.

i like short shorts

I used to shove something in my ass while masturbating. A plastic thing, ca. 2cm in diameter.

I used to suffer from premature ejaculation. Pussy just feels so damn good, it took a while before I could really control myself. Besides, the whole point of sex is getting off who cares if the girl has any fun?