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meth_0d
Profile Joined October 2005
United States112 Posts
October 26 2005 10:16 GMT
#261
On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

rofl... Similar thing happened to me before. Luckily we were in the shower at the time. And there was no vomit involved...
Life is what you make it.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-26 13:20:33
October 26 2005 12:22 GMT
#262
On October 25 2005 04:55 rpf289 wrote:
You used to be funny, but not it's rare for you to post without it including an insult directed towards me. That's pretty pathetic.

Not even Rekrul has ever said anything mean towards me, so I doubt the rest of this community hates me. If people hated me, they'd probably tell me. So far it's you and SweetLemons. There's your club--two people. Congratulations. Go play your guitar, faggot.


I make lots of posts that have absolutely nothing to do with you. Get over yourself, you do not matter.

Nobody at TL likes you, because you're a self-absorbed mincing cunt, you have too many hang-ups, and you whine incessantly whenever someone takes a shot at you.

Since when is playing guitar something that you'd make fun of someone for?
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
VorteXXX
Profile Joined October 2004
United States430 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-26 12:42:03
October 26 2005 12:40 GMT
#263
On October 26 2005 17:29 Fayth[pG] wrote:
definitely... quite a brave girl


Definitely ? O_O

Edit: I hope that's a "haha your so silly" tongue.. as opposed to a "yummm just the thought of that is getting me hot" tongue..
-.-am i korea?^+^
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
October 26 2005 13:07 GMT
#264
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OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 26 2005 13:10 GMT
#265
i care
troi oi thang map nai!!!
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
October 26 2005 13:46 GMT
#266
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OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 26 2005 14:01 GMT
#267
On October 26 2005 22:46 randomKo_Orean wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2005 22:10 OhThatDang wrote:
i care


have my babies


done deal
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Twitt
Profile Joined December 2003
United States733 Posts
October 26 2005 17:10 GMT
#268
On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2005 14:11 Hot_Bid wrote:
anyone successfully asked someone they were hooking up with to do anal? i mean, you can't just ask right out, like "hey, wanna get fucked in the ass?" i was maybe thinking of making the girl almost get off, then stopping and asking? hahahaha that is just horrifically cruel though...


http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278


Single handedly the greatest piece of literature to grace the internet.......ever.
MAN CLAN FIGHTING INDEED!~
SunShine
Profile Joined February 2004
Netherlands787 Posts
October 26 2005 17:34 GMT
#269
rofl ”"Everyone’s doing anal. It’s the new black.”
Catyoul *
Profile Joined April 2004
France2377 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-26 17:38:06
October 26 2005 17:37 GMT
#270
On October 26 2005 14:55 BigBalls wrote:
try

hey you wanna turn over?

if it doesnt work it doesnt work. or maybe she will say yes. then just throw it in her butt and if she meant she wanted to do doggie then just say woops wrong hole

On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Lesson learned : don't read tl.net at work with someone else in your office.
Hilarity may ensue.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 26 2005 18:38 GMT
#271
Well i dont need to use an email for anonymity, since its a freaking nickname and nobody heres knows who i am so who the fucking cares. ok another confessions.

- sometimes i pee in the sink
- sometimes i finger my girlfriend in the anus while she fells asleep/pass out in my car
- Fakesteve's ego has grown a lot and he kinda thinks he is way more important in tl.net than he actually is, i still like him tho
- ive always been brilliant and ahead of anyone of my age, but since i quit university they are catching up with me and that kinda makes me feel sad since i used to base my self steem in my intelligence.
- Im ashamed of doing silly things even when i know im not alone and nobody is watching.
- I wanted Eri to like me, probably because i like him a lot, i love the way he lives.
- I choose to live as a race car driver mostly because i know i couldnt stand working in a job for the rest of my life, i need lots of money for my car and i dont have a job because i cant fucking stand it dammnit.
- Im absolutelly jeallous about the online poker players who win a lot of money, it really pisses me off, mostly now that i really need money, die Travis !
- Im scared of ugly big insects, i try to convince me its in my mind so i try to touch the insect (like one of those big black butterflies), but i simply cant
Im back, in pog form!
Chereoke
Profile Joined August 2005
Zimbabwe201 Posts
October 26 2005 18:50 GMT
#272
baal where do u live?
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28875 Posts
October 26 2005 18:53 GMT
#273
hm there's not that much special about the way I live, the way I think is way more admireable

Moderator
Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
October 26 2005 19:41 GMT
#274
the finger one is nasty lol
oOa
Painter
Profile Joined October 2005
353 Posts
October 26 2005 21:13 GMT
#275
Its only nasty if he smells his finger multiple times afterwords.
Boxer dropped only 1 Goliath to harrass. that is the Boxer way
SunShine
Profile Joined February 2004
Netherlands787 Posts
October 26 2005 21:20 GMT
#276
100 posts in 7 days, a new record!
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
October 27 2005 02:14 GMT
#277
On October 27 2005 06:13 Painter wrote:
Its only nasty if he smells his finger multiple times afterwords.

dude thats fucking funny
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 27 2005 05:25 GMT
#278
On October 27 2005 03:53 Liquid`Drone wrote:
hm there's not that much special about the way I live, the way I think is way more admireable



you live guided by the way you think , anyway you know what i mean :D
Im back, in pog form!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 27 2005 05:26 GMT
#279
On October 27 2005 06:13 Painter wrote:
Its only nasty if he smells his finger multiple times afterwords.


not multiple times, but i usually do once to check out the smell
Im back, in pog form!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 27 2005 05:26 GMT
#280
On October 27 2005 03:50 Chereoke wrote:
baal where do u live?


lol why?
Im back, in pog form!
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