• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 02:30
CEST 08:30
KST 15:30
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12TL.net Map Contest #22 - Voting & Ladder Map Selection6Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO8 Preview5[ASL21] Finals Preview: Two Legacies21Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO12 Preview2
Community News
[BSL22] Non-Korean Championship from 13 to 28 June2Weekly Cups (May 25-31): Clem doubles, 2v2 circuit heads toward finale0StarCraft II 5.0.16 PTR Patch Notes may 26th151Weekly Cups (May 18-24): MaxPax wins doubles0Crank Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League6
StarCraft 2
General
TL.net Map Contest #22 - Voting & Ladder Map Selection Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview TL Poll: How do you feel about the 5.0.16 PTR balance changes? What kind of tool would you be interested in? Oliveira Would Have Returned If EWC Continued
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament GSL Code S Season 2 (2026) WardiTV Mondays Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule ! Crank Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 529 Opportunities Unleashed Mutation # 528 Infection Detected Welcome to the External Content forum
Brood War
General
BW animated web series: seeking contributors 25 Years Since Brood War Patch 1.08 FlaSh's ASL S21 Finals Review BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ [BSL22] Non-Korean Championship from 13 to 28 June
Tourneys
[BSL22] Grand Finals - Sunday 21:00 CEST [ASL21] Grand Finals [Megathread] Daily Proleagues Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2
Strategy
Why doesn't anyone use restoration? Any training maps people recommend? Muta micro map competition [G] Hydra ZvZ: An Introduction
Other Games
General Games
ZeroSpace Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread PC Games Sales Thread Summer Games Done Quick 2026! The Perfect Game
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Trading/Investing Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine YouTube Thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [TV/BOOK] *SPOILERS* Game of Thrones Discussion Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread Facing Challenges in Mobile App Development
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
I'm an arrogant trash talke…
FlaShFTW
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
Esportsmanship: How to NOT B…
TrAiDoS
Why RTS gamers make better f…
gosubay
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 6839 users

Teamliquid Anonymous Confessions! - Page 14

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 12 13 14 15 16 Next All
meth_0d
Profile Joined October 2005
United States112 Posts
October 26 2005 10:16 GMT
#261
On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

rofl... Similar thing happened to me before. Luckily we were in the shower at the time. And there was no vomit involved...
Life is what you make it.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-26 13:20:33
October 26 2005 12:22 GMT
#262
On October 25 2005 04:55 rpf289 wrote:
You used to be funny, but not it's rare for you to post without it including an insult directed towards me. That's pretty pathetic.

Not even Rekrul has ever said anything mean towards me, so I doubt the rest of this community hates me. If people hated me, they'd probably tell me. So far it's you and SweetLemons. There's your club--two people. Congratulations. Go play your guitar, faggot.


I make lots of posts that have absolutely nothing to do with you. Get over yourself, you do not matter.

Nobody at TL likes you, because you're a self-absorbed mincing cunt, you have too many hang-ups, and you whine incessantly whenever someone takes a shot at you.

Since when is playing guitar something that you'd make fun of someone for?
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
VorteXXX
Profile Joined October 2004
United States430 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-26 12:42:03
October 26 2005 12:40 GMT
#263
On October 26 2005 17:29 Fayth[pG] wrote:
definitely... quite a brave girl


Definitely ? O_O

Edit: I hope that's a "haha your so silly" tongue.. as opposed to a "yummm just the thought of that is getting me hot" tongue..
-.-am i korea?^+^
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
October 26 2005 13:07 GMT
#264
--- Nuked ---
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 26 2005 13:10 GMT
#265
i care
troi oi thang map nai!!!
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
October 26 2005 13:46 GMT
#266
--- Nuked ---
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 26 2005 14:01 GMT
#267
On October 26 2005 22:46 randomKo_Orean wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2005 22:10 OhThatDang wrote:
i care


have my babies


done deal
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Twitt
Profile Joined December 2003
United States733 Posts
October 26 2005 17:10 GMT
#268
On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 26 2005 14:11 Hot_Bid wrote:
anyone successfully asked someone they were hooking up with to do anal? i mean, you can't just ask right out, like "hey, wanna get fucked in the ass?" i was maybe thinking of making the girl almost get off, then stopping and asking? hahahaha that is just horrifically cruel though...


http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278


Single handedly the greatest piece of literature to grace the internet.......ever.
MAN CLAN FIGHTING INDEED!~
SunShine
Profile Joined February 2004
Netherlands787 Posts
October 26 2005 17:34 GMT
#269
rofl ”"Everyone’s doing anal. It’s the new black.”
Catyoul *
Profile Joined April 2004
France2377 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-26 17:38:06
October 26 2005 17:37 GMT
#270
On October 26 2005 14:55 BigBalls wrote:
try

hey you wanna turn over?

if it doesnt work it doesnt work. or maybe she will say yes. then just throw it in her butt and if she meant she wanted to do doggie then just say woops wrong hole

On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Lesson learned : don't read tl.net at work with someone else in your office.
Hilarity may ensue.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 26 2005 18:38 GMT
#271
Well i dont need to use an email for anonymity, since its a freaking nickname and nobody heres knows who i am so who the fucking cares. ok another confessions.

- sometimes i pee in the sink
- sometimes i finger my girlfriend in the anus while she fells asleep/pass out in my car
- Fakesteve's ego has grown a lot and he kinda thinks he is way more important in tl.net than he actually is, i still like him tho
- ive always been brilliant and ahead of anyone of my age, but since i quit university they are catching up with me and that kinda makes me feel sad since i used to base my self steem in my intelligence.
- Im ashamed of doing silly things even when i know im not alone and nobody is watching.
- I wanted Eri to like me, probably because i like him a lot, i love the way he lives.
- I choose to live as a race car driver mostly because i know i couldnt stand working in a job for the rest of my life, i need lots of money for my car and i dont have a job because i cant fucking stand it dammnit.
- Im absolutelly jeallous about the online poker players who win a lot of money, it really pisses me off, mostly now that i really need money, die Travis !
- Im scared of ugly big insects, i try to convince me its in my mind so i try to touch the insect (like one of those big black butterflies), but i simply cant
Im back, in pog form!
Chereoke
Profile Joined August 2005
Zimbabwe201 Posts
October 26 2005 18:50 GMT
#272
baal where do u live?
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28804 Posts
October 26 2005 18:53 GMT
#273
hm there's not that much special about the way I live, the way I think is way more admireable

Moderator
Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
October 26 2005 19:41 GMT
#274
the finger one is nasty lol
oOa
Painter
Profile Joined October 2005
353 Posts
October 26 2005 21:13 GMT
#275
Its only nasty if he smells his finger multiple times afterwords.
Boxer dropped only 1 Goliath to harrass. that is the Boxer way
SunShine
Profile Joined February 2004
Netherlands787 Posts
October 26 2005 21:20 GMT
#276
100 posts in 7 days, a new record!
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
October 27 2005 02:14 GMT
#277
On October 27 2005 06:13 Painter wrote:
Its only nasty if he smells his finger multiple times afterwords.

dude thats fucking funny
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 27 2005 05:25 GMT
#278
On October 27 2005 03:53 Liquid`Drone wrote:
hm there's not that much special about the way I live, the way I think is way more admireable



you live guided by the way you think , anyway you know what i mean :D
Im back, in pog form!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 27 2005 05:26 GMT
#279
On October 27 2005 06:13 Painter wrote:
Its only nasty if he smells his finger multiple times afterwords.


not multiple times, but i usually do once to check out the smell
Im back, in pog form!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 27 2005 05:26 GMT
#280
On October 27 2005 03:50 Chereoke wrote:
baal where do u live?


lol why?
Im back, in pog form!
Prev 1 12 13 14 15 16 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 2h 30m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ViBE263
Nina 118
ProTech70
StarCraft: Brood War
GuemChi 3230
Rain 2679
Tasteless 298
Shine 208
ZergMaN 72
PianO 54
Nal_rA 20
Noble 18
Bale 13
soO 13
[ Show more ]
Icarus 7
Britney 0
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm104
Counter-Strike
Stewie2K1050
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox368
Other Games
summit1g8413
PiGStarcraft535
WinterStarcraft495
Happy160
RuFF_SC247
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick781
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH257
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Lourlo1564
• Rush1391
• Jankos743
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
2h 30m
Kung Fu Cup
4h 30m
Maestros of the Game
8h 30m
Classic vs Lambo
Clem vs Maru
Replay Cast
17h 30m
The PondCast
1d 3h
Maestros of the Game
1d 8h
Serral vs Rogue
herO vs SHIN
OSC
1d 16h
Replay Cast
1d 17h
Maestros of the Game
2 days
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
CranKy Ducklings
3 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
3 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
4 days
OSC
4 days
Wardi Open
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

BSL Season 22
2026 GSL S2
Heroes Pulsing #1

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Acropolis #4
CSCL: Masked Kings S4
YSL S3
Acropolis #4 - GSB
SCTL 2026 Spring
WardiTV Spring 2026
Maestros of the Game 2
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Murky Cup 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026

Upcoming

BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
HSC XXIX
Douyu Cup 2026
Heroes Pulsing #3
Heroes Pulsing #2
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.