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Teamliquid Anonymous Confessions! - Page 13
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SwedishHero
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~AreS]
Canada2170 Posts
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
his girl was a nagging cunt and he was only with her the last month for the sex cuz she was hot. so finally he decided it was enough and that even the sex wouldnt do it for him anymore. so when she went down on him and he came in her face and said.... oh yeah its over btw. | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Fayth[pG]
Canada1093 Posts
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Yizuo
Germany1537 Posts
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
hey you wanna turn over? if it doesnt work it doesnt work. or maybe she will say yes. then just throw it in her butt and if she meant she wanted to do doggie then just say woops wrong hole | ||
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decafchicken
United States20022 Posts
On October 26 2005 14:55 BigBalls wrote: then just throw it in her butt and if she meant she wanted to do doggie then just say woops wrong hole hahahahahha | ||
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NewbSaibot
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
It's nothing really new that's being said here, a lot like the posters before me. Like many others, I feel alone a lot. Even with a couple friends of mine, who were my best friends at the time, I always felt alone. They had each other, one guy/one girl, and I had no one. It's always been like that, too. Since I was a kid I've felt like that.. not neglected or anything, though. It's like, no one wants to see the real me. They all want this shell I've given them, and the instant the real me is exposed, no one wants to be near me anymore. I don't get it. I'm kind of an ass most of the time, and when I start to be nice, people get all creeped out by it, for some reason or another. That sounds like Mike Tyson. It's almost identical to what he's said in interviews about giving people what they want to see, and how no one wants to get to know him, he's just there to entertain. People would rather see him kill someone or do something crazy than to actually know anything about him, etc, etc. | ||
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RiSE
United States3182 Posts
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rox0r
United States27 Posts
On October 26 2005 14:11 Hot_Bid wrote: anyone successfully asked someone they were hooking up with to do anal? i mean, you can't just ask right out, like "hey, wanna get fucked in the ass?" i was maybe thinking of making the girl almost get off, then stopping and asking? hahahaha that is just horrifically cruel though... http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278 | ||
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
On October 26 2005 15:47 NewbSaibot wrote: Hahhahahaa, so funny. I went to the gym before crashing a small party a couple weeks ago, and me and my friend started messing around. I told her, hey I don't think I very fresh down there, 'been working out. She scoffed at my prudence and went downtown anyways!! She didn't care at all.. I felt so sorry for her.Just dont go down on a girl at the end of the day when the shit is all sweaty and worked out. I dont ask a girl to blow me after i get back from the gym cuz i know my shit be all fucked up. She was on the rag, but I wouldn't have returned the favor anyways =p | ||
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RiSE
United States3182 Posts
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MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
On October 26 2005 16:53 RiSE wrote: Disgusting, a sweaty mouthful of cock would probably taste and smell so bad. Sure..  | ||
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Fayth[pG]
Canada1093 Posts
quite a brave girl | ||
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~AreS]
Canada2170 Posts
On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278 That is the single funniest thing I've ever read. Oh my God. | ||
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mAKiTO
Colombia4171 Posts
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Konni
Germany3044 Posts
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