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SwedishHero
Profile Joined April 2005
Sweden869 Posts
October 26 2005 03:41 GMT
#241
Fcuk some of this shit is scary..omg and I thought i was abit weird from time to time
Italiano??...no...no italiano?
~AreS]
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada2170 Posts
October 26 2005 03:43 GMT
#242
I've got one in here, somewhere.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 26 2005 04:01 GMT
#243
errr a friend of mine was even harsher.

his girl was a nagging cunt and he was only with her the last month for the sex cuz she was hot. so finally he decided it was enough and that even the sex wouldnt do it for him anymore. so when she went down on him and he came in her face and said.... oh yeah its over btw.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
October 26 2005 04:06 GMT
#244
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Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
October 26 2005 04:30 GMT
#245
oh guys.. that's so fucking harsh
oOa
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
October 26 2005 05:01 GMT
#246
I kinda like 'going down on girls'.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 26 2005 05:55 GMT
#247
try

hey you wanna turn over?

if it doesnt work it doesnt work. or maybe she will say yes. then just throw it in her butt and if she meant she wanted to do doggie then just say woops wrong hole
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20176 Posts
October 26 2005 06:09 GMT
#248
On October 26 2005 14:55 BigBalls wrote:
then just throw it in her butt and if she meant she wanted to do doggie then just say woops wrong hole


hahahahahha
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-26 06:48:47
October 26 2005 06:47 GMT
#249
asking for anal is easy, just ask them if they've ever had it, and if they are curious as to what it feels like. Assure them of how pleasurable it is depsite all odds, and then introduce them to the greasy finger. The most important part is relaxing the ass. Your sphincter has plenty of stretch, so long as they let it. The ass reflex is about as sudden as the gag reflex. Just dont expect them to go all the way with it for the first time. Break it in. As for sour pussy, usually vegans have better tasting privates due to the lack of whatever bullshit is in meat. My ex was mostly a vegan and her shit tasted like nothing, just like skin, only with the faintest odor of something i cannot describe. From what i hear, thats about the best you could ask for. Just dont go down on a girl at the end of the day when the shit is all sweaty and worked out. I dont ask a girl to blow me after i get back from the gym cuz i know my shit be all fucked up.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
October 26 2005 06:52 GMT
#250
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
October 26 2005 07:10 GMT
#251
It's nothing really new that's being said here, a lot like the posters before me.

Like many others, I feel alone a lot. Even with a couple friends of mine, who were my best friends at the time, I always felt alone. They had each other, one guy/one girl, and I had no one. It's always been like that, too. Since I was a kid I've felt like that.. not neglected or anything, though.

It's like, no one wants to see the real me. They all want this shell I've given them, and the instant the real me is exposed, no one wants to be near me anymore. I don't get it. I'm kind of an ass most of the time, and when I start to be nice, people get all creeped out by it, for some reason or another.

That sounds like Mike Tyson. It's almost identical to what he's said in interviews about giving people what they want to see, and how no one wants to get to know him, he's just there to entertain. People would rather see him kill someone or do something crazy than to actually know anything about him, etc, etc.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
October 26 2005 07:31 GMT
#252
That's pretty much how it is, he's a circus ape; the sole purpose of his existence is for our entertainment.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
rox0r
Profile Joined June 2005
United States27 Posts
October 26 2005 07:41 GMT
#253
On October 26 2005 14:11 Hot_Bid wrote:
anyone successfully asked someone they were hooking up with to do anal? i mean, you can't just ask right out, like "hey, wanna get fucked in the ass?" i was maybe thinking of making the girl almost get off, then stopping and asking? hahahaha that is just horrifically cruel though...


http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
i dont think i have any qoutes that anyone here would be insightful/ humorful, what? there is a max of 255 chracters if you ask me, that doesnt sound like very much and i am probably going to run out soon, actually htere is probably a ton of room left an
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
October 26 2005 07:48 GMT
#254
On October 26 2005 15:47 NewbSaibot wrote:
Just dont go down on a girl at the end of the day when the shit is all sweaty and worked out. I dont ask a girl to blow me after i get back from the gym cuz i know my shit be all fucked up.
Hahhahahaa, so funny. I went to the gym before crashing a small party a couple weeks ago, and me and my friend started messing around. I told her, hey I don't think I very fresh down there, 'been working out. She scoffed at my prudence and went downtown anyways!! She didn't care at all.. I felt so sorry for her.
She was on the rag, but I wouldn't have returned the favor anyways =p
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
October 26 2005 07:53 GMT
#255
Disgusting, a sweaty mouthful of cock would probably taste and smell so bad.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
MPXMX
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada4309 Posts
October 26 2005 07:59 GMT
#256
On October 26 2005 16:53 RiSE wrote:
Disgusting, a sweaty mouthful of cock would probably taste and smell so bad.


Sure..

Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
October 26 2005 08:29 GMT
#257
definitely... quite a brave girl
oOa
~AreS]
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada2170 Posts
October 26 2005 08:39 GMT
#258
On October 26 2005 16:41 rox0r wrote:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

That is the single funniest thing I've ever read. Oh my God.
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
October 26 2005 08:41 GMT
#259
this is kinda a copy of postasecret.blogspot.net
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
October 26 2005 09:35 GMT
#260
crazy world
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