EPT![[image loading]](http://www.diamandagalas.com/images/photo/goth%20chair.jpg)
Teamliquid Anonymous Confessions! - Page 12
| Forum Index > General Forum |
|
BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
| ||
|
Konni
Germany3044 Posts
| ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36390 Posts
hes holding them up | ||
|
MurDaH
88 Posts
What I would suggest is take shits and shower after that. Then clean your asshole while your showering. (yes, finger it if u want it clean) | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
| ||
|
SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
On October 24 2005 16:46 HnR)Insane wrote: Obviously fake, but I decided to post it b/c it was the most ridiculous one I received. I want whatever he is smoking. That shit is so golden. I wish I could get high like that again... | ||
|
pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
These are seriously very fun to read, although abit depressing, too | ||
Insane
United States4991 Posts
The head chef turned the corner, and I quickly undid my belt. The reflections in the metallic pots and utensils offered conflicting views of around the corner, but I was fairly certain no one was coming. I took hold of my penis and began to masturbate with serious determination. I was not one to mix business with pleasure, and dutifully kept my mind on the task at hand. In a feat of ambidexterity that I was rather proud of, I lifted the top layer of cheese off the lasagna, while standing on the tips of my toes and pointing my semen onto the dinner with my other hand. Shaking the drops free, I just as quickly zipped up and tucked in my shirt. An array of chatter and loud laughter entered the kitchen as a waiter passed through the swinging doors. "Thanks", I said and smiled as he held the door for me. I returned to the table of 4 women whom I had never met before, yet would be intimately close to shortly. "Here's your meal, ma'am", I said softly, and placed the plate before the blonde who had returned her lasagna earlier asking for more cheese. It's also written in a different style than most confessions. | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
and its real | ||
|
lightman
United States731 Posts
On October 24 2005 16:46 HnR)Insane wrote: Obviously fake, but I decided to post it b/c it was the most ridiculous one I received. Somebody give this man the Nobel Literature Prize | ||
|
BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
| ||
|
Twitt
United States733 Posts
| ||
|
-_-
United States7081 Posts
Hi. A man with small balls here. I confess that I love to decieve people. In fact, I'm a compulsive liar. Every awesome story I have ever told has been a straight up lie, or at least an exageration. In fact, I think I'm going to ask people to guess which confession is mine. Since everyone knows I can't be trusted, they'll assume I didn't make a confession, which will be great because I actually did. Isn't it sweet. I get to trick people when telling the truth! Well... peace out brother... gotta go hang with my pregnant girlfriend and my friend who had sex with a thirteen year old who was scared of semen. Seriously though, you gonna tell? | ||
|
zrucrem
Afghanistan425 Posts
1) I live my live by siezing the moment. I always take or look forward to take advantage of any situation I can. 2) I have this strange ability or quality, women I meet either hate me or eventually fall in love with me. I have went out with several girls and sooner or later they just fall for me. I sleep with them use them, get them to buy me expensive gifts, dinners, lunch, trips, you know what I mean. Then one day I met someone and, I fell in love with her a long time ago. I did not want to stop dating these other persons, until I knew I would achieve something with the persona I fell for. I broke a lot hearts, one of them almost commited suicide, another got sick and got ammnesia, another one had to go to a psychiatrist and lost her job and couldn't work for 2 months. But me, I was routing for the person I fell in love with. She became my girlfriend for 2 years and we ended. I have been in love with her for a long time. I have never stopped loving her. We started going out but nothing has happened again. I do not know about the circles life has or karmas or whatever, but now I feel bad. Very bad. I feel I am now suffering all the pain I gave to all those persons I hurted. Nowadays, she won't go out with me anymore, she barely speaks to me, she does not trust me, and she is always looking forward to pick up a fight with me. It feels very bad. Since then I told myself I would not break another woman's heart. Even if I have to stay alone my whole life. 3) I killed a man. I was driving at low speed in a dark street, and this guy just comes out of nowhere and walks very slowly infront of my way. I do not know if he was going to rob me or anything, but I did not stay to find out. It was either him or me. I picked him. 4) I started a prank/joke and made my best friend fall in love with an imaginary person he did not even met, but the thing went out of control and killed her. He even cried her death and almost wanted to go to a funeral. 5) I lied to get my current job. I could face trial for what I did, if I get discovered and I am planning to move away if I get. 6) I made a man take a bus for a 500 mile trip to meet a fictitious character. I know he got in a lot of trouble after that. 7) I admit the bad things I have done and now I try to behave as honest as I can. win? | ||
|
BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
NO THATS NOT ME ill tell you if you guess it | ||
|
MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
I'm narrowing down the choices I piss in the shower. I jacked off to the "hows your taste thread". I hope donrebabo is a girl. I beat it in the shower I piss in the shower When i see Reach, i sometimes wonder if im gay. i like short shorts I used to shove something in my ass while masturbating. A plastic thing, ca. 2cm in diameter. I used to suffer from premature ejaculation. Pussy just feels so damn good, it took a while before I could really control myself. Besides, the whole point of sex is getting off who cares if the girl has any fun? I was suspicious of some of the previuos guesses too - not included here since you said they were wrong, BigBalls. Hope you didn't miss the one that was right. The one with the 4 year old kid blaming shit on his 3 year old sister was hillarious. Hm, now, where to point the finger? | ||
|
MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
But I think that's not a real confession, because you dont't seem like the type that lieks short shorts. | ||
|
Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
| ||
|
Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
| ||
|
St3MoR
Spain3256 Posts
| ||
| ||
