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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 24 2005 02:39 GMT
#161
BigBalls: my guess is girly shampoos and body products
好好喝喝天天快乐
Catyoul *
Profile Joined April 2004
France2377 Posts
October 24 2005 03:02 GMT
#162
BigBalls: my guess is none of them are yours
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
October 24 2005 03:05 GMT
#163
I hate all the faggot admins on team liquid especially rekrul. In fact I don't like any of the nerds that post there. I make new accounts everytime they ban me and give myself a new persona. The main reason I go to teamliquid is to get information and other free shit that all the nerds post.

I don't have a job or anything and I hate work.

I jack off like 1-2 times a day.

I sometimes feel like just going out and killing people because the general public are stupid and they piss me off. Nobody cares about anything they just want to make money and get power and shit. fuck you.

Life is worthless when you think about it. You're born, you eat, sleep, shit&piss, waste time inbetween those, and then you die.


I hate fucking ranting about this crap. Fuck Human life.


its BigBalls. gimme $5
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
October 24 2005 03:10 GMT
#164
So I was sleeping at a friends house and in the middle of the night (everyone was sleeping) I had to vomit. I went to the bathroom and already had my head over the toilet bowl. I started puking and suddenly realized I had to shit too. Unfortunately I had no panties on. It was a fucking dilemma I was in. I had no choice but shat all over the place. You can not imagine how difficult it was to clean all that shit with only toilet paper (let alone how disgusting) I needed two hours and I bet my friends parents found something I forgot the next time they cleaned their bathroom.


BigBalls?!

GO 5$ PLZ

O]O2[O
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
October 24 2005 03:22 GMT
#165
On October 24 2005 12:10 Oxygen wrote:
Show nested quote +
So I was sleeping at a friends house and in the middle of the night (everyone was sleeping) I had to vomit. I went to the bathroom and already had my head over the toilet bowl. I started puking and suddenly realized I had to shit too. Unfortunately I had no panties on. It was a fucking dilemma I was in. I had no choice but shat all over the place. You can not imagine how difficult it was to clean all that shit with only toilet paper (let alone how disgusting) I needed two hours and I bet my friends parents found something I forgot the next time they cleaned their bathroom.


BigBalls?!

GO 5$ PLZ

O]O2[O


i would've said that but it says Unfortunately I had no panties on
lol??
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3threal[EoC]
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada388 Posts
October 24 2005 03:25 GMT
#166
--- Nuked ---
Id hit anything with an ass as big as that dress. - quote decafchicken
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20164 Posts
October 24 2005 03:31 GMT
#167
For all you talking about being aroused by rape:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasy
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
dpugliesi
Profile Joined August 2004
Brazil104 Posts
October 24 2005 03:36 GMT
#168
i recently purchased a 1gb sandisk digital audio player (silver) for $70~ and i'm very excited.
i'm obsessive when it comes to buying or owning little stuff like that. my green mechanical pencil with the perfect rubber grip is very precious to me.
i think i'm very good looking, but recently i put on some weight.
i have a secret crush on this girl that i found through myspace. i even have her aim and stuff! but i've never contacted her.

Maybe is this it ?

=x
=/
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
October 24 2005 03:46 GMT
#169
On October 24 2005 12:31 decafchicken wrote:
For all you talking about being aroused by rape:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_fantasy


the rape fantasy itself is actually pretty common. i think it's more about the dominance/submission thing than the actual raping of a girl. i don't really think it's something guys should be that ashamed about...
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 24 2005 04:06 GMT
#170
all of you are wrong still! wow
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20164 Posts
October 24 2005 04:07 GMT
#171
My girlfriend thinks I'm in love with her and we are going to get married. She
doesn't know I really don't like her and I'm just using her for a place to live
and sex. If I do end up marrying her it will be because her grandmother dies and
she inherits 2 million dollars. I deserve an Oscar.

Its gotta be that one BB.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
October 24 2005 04:12 GMT
#172
Is your confession made up or real BigBalls? You know we can't trust you any more (I'm thinking of the story about your pregnant girlfriend )
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
October 24 2005 04:24 GMT
#173
whenever i do that i always tell the truth within 24 hours konni =), so yes my confession is real

and no decaf, thats not me! im surprised you guys havent gotten it yet, there is only one with my style of writing
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
October 24 2005 05:12 GMT
#174
for two years, i have been reading harry potter fanfiction, mostly love stories between harry/ginny. i dont like the books that much, it just provides a good setting. i suck, dont i. this is for tl.nets enjoyment.

I'll leave out the really, really awkward stuff that most people really would rather not hear, although, I don't really have anything that serious to hide...

To start, I don't know the meaning of pain. It's hard to describe, but I can burn myself and cut myself and not think twice about it. It's something I've been working on for some time now, slowly working myself into it. I know that's not something worth a confession, but I've always felt that if I told someone, they would think I'm a freak.

Sometimes when I'm in bed trying to sleep, I think of how much I'd like to kill myself. I can feel all my problems just slipping away and I cry. I like to think of how screwed up I've made my life because afterwards I feel a lot better about myself. I know I'm going nowhere in life, even though I'm told by most, if not all, of my teachers that I could go to University for almost anything.

I can't help but feel hopeless and often turn my thoughts to suicide. The only thing stopping me is the impact it would have on the people I know, I'm not that selfish.

You should see somebody about that I think :O
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
October 24 2005 05:14 GMT
#175
Wow, we should have a tl poll: Are you suicidal?
And a follow up poll: Do you blame starcraft 2 not being released for your current condition?
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-24 05:51:50
October 24 2005 05:49 GMT
#176
here's one i submitted but he didn't post:

I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the fuck is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.


it's so hilarious that in the first line or so he stops to tell us what breed the dog is, hahahaha "dog not using condoms" hahah

i'm sorry to quote this post so many times but whenever i think of it i can't help but bust out laughing
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
~AreS]
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada2170 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-24 05:53:16
October 24 2005 05:52 GMT
#177
That's because it was posted here by someone else.

EDIT : Ah, you edited before I could post.
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
October 24 2005 05:56 GMT
#178
Blah, it seems obviously fake to me
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
October 24 2005 06:13 GMT
#179
hey mr insane, it's not your place to judge the "fakeness" of confessions. how dare you.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
October 24 2005 06:17 GMT
#180
I support not posting obviously fake confessions
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