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1Eris1
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United States5797 Posts
February 09 2012 18:33 GMT
#61
A little bit of heaven, hell, ignorance, love, and austerity all mixed together to form the most disgusting looking bowl of soup ever made. And yet it tastes so good
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
February 09 2012 18:35 GMT
#62
Ask daddy before you go to a My Little Pony party, okay?
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Mr Showtime
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1353 Posts
February 09 2012 18:35 GMT
#63
I wouldn't. They'll figure it out the same way I did. Only this time there is more stuff and they'll probably experience it at a slightly younger age.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 09 2012 18:36 GMT
#64
Slightly off topic, but I have wondered how I would 'regulate' the internet for my children. I don't want to be the dad that completely blocks his children off from the internet entirely since it's such a huge part of life now, but at the same time total internet freedom can lead a kid to very wrong places. Last I thought about this I decided I would simply accompany/keep a close eye on my children as they use the internet as they grow up, guiding them on how to use it etc etc.

How are current parents of growing children dealing with this?
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Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
February 09 2012 18:37 GMT
#65
A giant book everyone can write in and read from.
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
February 09 2012 18:53 GMT
#66
Show him the Chappelle episode where he visits the Internet.
Without a paddle up shit creek.
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
February 09 2012 19:03 GMT
#67
Didn't Dave Chappelle already cover this in detail?

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-_-Quails
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia796 Posts
February 09 2012 19:06 GMT
#68
How I describe the internet to them would vary depending on why they asked, at what stage of education and development they are at, and how much time they want to spend on the question. I could go into as much technical detail as they wanted or talk about the societal role of the internet or just tell them it's made of tubes if they're being stupid.


Firebolt415:
I'll set up their first e-mail and social networking accounts to ensure adequate privacy, give them full control and withdraw from supervising them when they demonstrate that they are capable and willing to protect themselves (by not posting their phone number publicly, for example), and be open to talk to them about anything they encounter while exploring. I'll show them how to use the various online tools my parents showed me - how to search optimally, cloud storage, video chat - and newer tools that I've taught myself.

My parents did this, and stopped supervising when I was 6 or 7. They also stuck a curfew on the router for a few years (11pm-5am).
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Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 09 2012 19:08 GMT
#69
On February 09 2012 23:21 solidbebe wrote:
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On February 09 2012 23:20 Paperplane wrote:
A place where men are men, women are men, and children are fbi agents.


hahaha, you nailed it.


I think someone on Reddit said that and then a woman corrected that men are boys
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dementrio
Profile Joined November 2010
678 Posts
February 09 2012 19:09 GMT
#70
the internet is facebook, except you can also buy stuff when you're older
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
February 09 2012 19:12 GMT
#71
The internet represents the best and worst of human nature.
Write your own song!
Poffel
Profile Joined March 2011
471 Posts
February 09 2012 19:32 GMT
#72
"What we have come to call the Internet is a global meta-network of computers for the bi-directional exchange of information by means of a standardized protocol suite."

Yeah, if I had a child it would be pretty smart. So what?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
February 09 2012 19:45 GMT
#73
I am not sure how I would explain it, but I do know how I would introduce it to little Hawk Jr.

I remember once reading about some artist whose father let her drink some strong booze at a young age so she got sick enough to basically never want to do it again til she was older. When the time is right, I will allow my child to access the computer, and leave it set to 4chan, and never again will I have to worry about them mistakenly stumbling upon the darkest corners of the internet
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Klipsys
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1533 Posts
February 09 2012 19:55 GMT
#74
Do any of you actually have kids? Some of these explanations put me to sleep, or were so ambiguous I'm more confused now then when I started using the internet. I wouldn't tell them anything, I'd just let them use it. I wouldn't censor any of it either, nor would I terrify them about the dangers of it. Honestly, defining the meaning of life is easier to explain to a child than what the net is and how it's used.


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Radioman
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada904 Posts
February 09 2012 20:02 GMT
#75
By the time my kids pop out they will be programmed to know everything.
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
February 09 2012 20:08 GMT
#76
On February 10 2012 04:06 -_-Quails wrote:
How I describe the internet to them would vary depending on why they asked, at what stage of education and development they are at, and how much time they want to spend on the question. I could go into as much technical detail as they wanted or talk about the societal role of the internet or just tell them it's made of tubes if they're being stupid.


Firebolt415:
I'll set up their first e-mail and social networking accounts to ensure adequate privacy, give them full control and withdraw from supervising them when they demonstrate that they are capable and willing to protect themselves (by not posting their phone number publicly, for example), and be open to talk to them about anything they encounter while exploring. I'll show them how to use the various online tools my parents showed me - how to search optimally, cloud storage, video chat - and newer tools that I've taught myself.

My parents did this, and stopped supervising when I was 6 or 7. They also stuck a curfew on the router for a few years (11pm-5am).

They stopped watching you at the age of 6? Really? :/
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HaruRH
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore2780 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-09 22:52:36
February 09 2012 22:48 GMT
#77
On February 10 2012 03:33 1Eris1 wrote:
A little bit of heaven, hell, ignorance, love, and austerity all mixed together to form the most disgusting looking bowl of soup ever made. And yet it tastes so good


Nice comparison!

I would like to see more detailed posts so I could see more variety in the 'speeches' that you might one day make to your child.

Letting him/her learn by themselves don't sound like a great idea, you do not want him running into some random pedophile who pretend to be a kid.
It is fucking D4 and you are still alive as a CONFIRMED FUCKING TOWN. This is how fucking terrible scum thinks you are - Koshi
catid
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom47 Posts
February 09 2012 22:58 GMT
#78
with imagery

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cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
February 09 2012 23:30 GMT
#79
omg this is a amazing question lololol.
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Tanukki
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland579 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-10 00:01:00
February 09 2012 23:57 GMT
#80
I'd talk about how I discovered it myself, what I learned from it and all the good and bad things I experienced in it.

Obviously things like critical thinking and subjectivity are needed to fully understand all the crap in here, but you can't really forcefeed such concepts to a kid.
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