Questions to know about my Fake ID

On July 08 2011 07:48 3clipse wrote:
You really get put through that sort of shit? I don't even get ID'd at most of the places I go. I guess fakes are more rampant in the US where you need to be 21.

On July 08 2011 08:13 Kimaker wrote:
I don't even use a fake. Just walk in like you belong there and you shouldn't get shit, if they card you then just casually hand it to them. Half of working a fake is acting like it's routine.

On July 08 2011 08:16 eXigent. wrote:
Man I went to a strip club when I was 20 (In Canada) with my legit ID, and because I had lost 50ish lbs the guy totally didnt believe it was me, refused to let me enter, and wanted to keep my ID and destroy it. Was totally retarded.

On July 08 2011 08:13 Kimaker wrote:
I don't even use a fake. Just walk in like you belong there and you shouldn't get shit, if they card you then just casually hand it to them. Half of working a fake is acting like it's routine.

On July 08 2011 08:35 6kies wrote:
I hope you get caught with your fake id and go to jail. There are reasons why you have to be 21 to enter bars/clubs.

On July 08 2011 08:35 6kies wrote:
I hope you get caught with your fake id and go to jail. There are reasons why you have to be 21 to enter bars/clubs.

On July 08 2011 08:51 Moldwood wrote:



Seriously though, what the hell?! It's as if this guy made a TL account cuz he just HAD to make this comment. In my opinion (as well as personal experience)the years between 17 and 21 rarely give you the experience / proper judgement which the law pretends magically instills within you the day you turn 21. In short, I know a few people under 21 who would N - E - V - E - R drive while drunk, and meanwhile i know 3 people who have over 10 DUIs between them and they STILL fucking do it every weekend. Two of these people are 25 years old and the other is like 33. There IS a reason you have to be 21, sure, it's the law. Is there a GOOD reason? Debatable. Poor first post is poor.

On July 08 2011 08:53 Shaetan wrote:
Friend of mine got busted when they asked what her horoscope sign was.

On July 08 2011 08:56 SafeAsCheese wrote:


More like he made a new account because he knew how stupid his opinion was -_-

Those silly europeans letting their silly young 18 year olds drink alcohol, place must be a mess.

On July 08 2011 09:10 TranceStorm wrote:
Hahaha, I know people who've tried to get 'passports' from other nations so that they aren't checked out as fully. Suffice to say, it rarely ever works.

On July 08 2011 08:56 SafeAsCheese wrote:


More like he made a new account because he knew how stupid his opinion was -_-

Those silly europeans letting their silly young 18 year olds drink alcohol, place must be a mess.

On July 08 2011 11:09 6kies wrote:


lol?
Does it matter if I have 1 post or 1000, or what my first post is?
My opinion is retarded because I don't think underage kids should go to clubs? Ya okay guys encourage this kid to break the law. You guys are cool. If you're mad about the law and disagree why don't you go do something about it. Until then the law still stands and what that kid is trying to do is illegal.

On July 08 2011 11:09 6kies wrote:


lol?
Does it matter if I have 1 post or 1000, or what my first post is?
My opinion is retarded because I don't think underage kids should go to clubs? Ya okay guys encourage this kid to break the law. You guys are cool. If you're mad about the law and disagree why don't you go do something about it. Until then the law still stands and what that kid is trying to do is illegal.

On July 08 2011 11:28 Deja Thoris wrote:
I personally think its more about the demeanour and how convincing and mature you act and look. If you look like some shifty, sweaty teen then you will be scrutinized. Then it won't matter what questions they ask, if you are flustered you will mess up.

I got carded when I was 30 in the US

On July 08 2011 08:13 Kimaker wrote:
I don't even use a fake. Just walk in like you belong there and you shouldn't get shit, if they card you then just casually hand it to them. Half of working a fake is acting like it's routine.

On July 08 2011 08:35 6kies wrote:
I hope you get caught with your fake id and go to jail. There are reasons why you have to be 21 to enter bars/clubs.

On July 08 2011 08:53 Shaetan wrote:
Friend of mine got busted when they asked what her horoscope sign was.

On July 08 2011 08:53 Shaetan wrote:
Friend of mine got busted when they asked what her horoscope sign was.

On July 08 2011 08:53 Shaetan wrote:
Friend of mine got busted when they asked what her horoscope sign was.

On July 08 2011 08:16 eXigent. wrote:
Man I went to a strip club when I was 20 (In Canada) with my legit ID, and because I had lost 50ish lbs the guy totally didnt believe it was me, refused to let me enter, and wanted to keep my ID and destroy it. Was totally retarded.

On July 08 2011 09:14 Ghostcom wrote:


In DK you can buy beer at age 16 in shops, 18 for harder liquor and to go to bars... It is public knowledge that thursday = 16 year olds in every single bar, some places even 14 year olds. And really, it isn't that bad of a mess ^^

Personally I've never been ID'ed (even when I was 16, then again I didn't go to bars too often), yet my 8 years older sister (who is now 30) gets ID'ed EVERY single time without fault - which is pretty hilarious

On July 09 2011 02:47 Mysticesper wrote:
I'm probably in the minority, but I've never understood what the rush is. I've never been into a bar, much less drank much of anything other than an occasional beer (and that was last summer) until just this last semester (spring semester, im 23), and it really didn't seem all that exciting, I dunno. It seemed no different than going out with people at a different location. I've never been asked funny questions, i just take it out of my wallet, hand it to them, and life goes on.

I already fairly "cheap" when it comes to money... wasting money on alcohol, especially in a bar, just doesn't seem to bring much value that fun goodies and toys do (games, gadgets, computers, etc -- and yeah, tastes vary, but still.. some do music, clothes, photography, art, furniture, cars... it goes on).

Even when i was in highschool, it didn't even cross my mind, though granted none of my friends ever went "out" either, it was just much better to do stuff at each other's houses, and it still didn't involve drinking. It's all just the fun and games of peer pressure, either put on by "friends", who may not have your best interests in mind, or society at large, in which case, you aren't making decisions for yourself anymore.

If anything, i believe that most of the actions taken while under the influence is largely under your control, its a placebo that gives you the excuse to act stupid, even though you have every ability to not... I am certainly aware that it degrades your mental status, alcohol is a 'poison' / depressant afterall, but not in that way.. the drunk driving way when you want to fall asleep and cannot focus.

but in the end, everyone can do whatever they want, just be ready to accept the consequences of your actions (both good and bad).

On July 09 2011 03:00 BobMcJohnson wrote:
I may sound ignorant but, you peoples are saying that you cant drink alcohol/get into clubs before 21 in the US? o_O

On July 08 2011 09:03 Zerste wrote:
What's the 'V' in your middle name stand for? Victor? Too bad it says here it's an 'H'.

On July 09 2011 03:10 MozzarellaL wrote:
This kid on my floor in college freshman year got black out drunk and went to the hospital. All he was carrying was his fake ID and his real ID, he woke up to the doctors screaming at him "WHO ARE YOU?"

On July 09 2011 03:21 lolsixtynine wrote:


Wow dumb doctors lol... obviously he's 21 and has a fake that says he's 17.

On July 09 2011 03:25 JingleHell wrote:


I was about to say this, and then realized that certain people might actually... what if he was found passed out near a high school prom, for example? That 17 fake might be handy...

On July 09 2011 03:28 lolsixtynine wrote:


In an over/under bet on the number of people who have ever paid 60$+ for an id to look younger for such a reason, I would set the line at 3.

I think it's enough to go with the odds on this one. Can't imagine why it was so important that they were delaying medical care to ask his name though.

On July 09 2011 03:28 lolsixtynine wrote:
I think it's enough to go with the odds on this one. Can't imagine why it was so important that they were delaying medical care to ask his name though.

On July 08 2011 07:48 3clipse wrote:
You really get put through that sort of shit? I don't even get ID'd at most of the places I go. I guess fakes are more rampant in the US where you need to be 21.

On July 09 2011 03:00 brain_ wrote:


There are basically three reasons to drink:

1) Social lubricant, buzz, relaxing, etc... Barely any _young_ people actually drink for this reason, even though it is the "best" reason to drink, and usually goes along with moderation.
2) Excuse to be a shitfaced moron
3) Girls will have sex with people they barely know when they're drunk

#2 and #3 are basically frats in a nutshell, lol. One or the other is almost always behind young people drinking.

On July 08 2011 07:54 Hakker wrote:
If your going to a place that has bouncers you might as well not even try depending on the scale of the place. Many have scanners/ tags that would be very hard to replicate by some basement ID copier. My friend trained as a security guard and a huge part of the course is basically recognizing fake ids on the spot.

As soon as I turn 21, I'm gonna go to a bar with a (real) ID with a shitty photo of me, fumble my info, have a shitty story, and mispronounce my last name. Cops come, ID is legit, apply trollface.

On July 09 2011 04:21 Pigsquirrel wrote:
As soon as I turn 21, I'm gonna go to a bar with a (real) ID with a shitty photo of me, fumble my info, have a shitty story, and mispronounce my last name. Cops come, ID is legit, apply trollface.

On July 09 2011 04:26 TOCHMY wrote:
wow are they really this hard in USA about getting in to clubs? Jeez the bouncers ive met either dont look at all or just doesnt care:o

On July 09 2011 04:30 malady wrote:



yup =(

most clubs have cops waiting at the door so if you get caught consider your self in hand cuffs too

i would only do it at some chill establishment like a hookah bar

or you can just wait till your 21 like everyone else and drink at your friends house

On July 09 2011 04:30 malady wrote:



yup =(

most clubs have cops waiting at the door so if you get caught consider your self in hand cuffs too

i would only do it at some chill establishment like a hookah bar

or you can just wait till your 21 like everyone else and drink at your friends house

On July 09 2011 04:31 JingleHell wrote:


Really is a better idea to just drink at home.

On July 09 2011 04:32 JeanBob wrote:


Really for the cops? Here in Canada, worst thing that I've seen/heard of was just being denied the right to enter in the bar.

On July 09 2011 04:37 JingleHell wrote:


Well, a lot of places in America, it's a good idea to have cops near the bar anyways...

Lets just say that people who are over 21 aren't always so good at making decisions under the influence of alcohol either. I still don't get why the law said I could be deployed in the Army at 18, but not drink a beer until 21.

On July 09 2011 04:41 JeanBob wrote:


Yeah, I see what you mean. Already heard about many bars which had to call the police for fights or stuff like that.

On July 09 2011 04:41 JeanBob wrote:


Yeah, I see what you mean. Already heard about many bars which had to call the police for fights or stuff like that.

On July 08 2011 08:35 6kies wrote:
I hope you get caught with your fake id and go to jail. There are reasons why you have to be 21 to enter bars/clubs.

On July 08 2011 07:55 Gene wrote:
why would you be asked where you graduated from? If you got a fake id you should have been from a far away town where the bouncer would have no idea about that kind of information.

but yeah i was never even ID'd

One thing that sadly catches some people by surprise is how old you "are."

you can repeat all you want that your birthday is 7-11-1988 but how old does that makes you? dumbass friend of mine lost that one pretty bad.

On July 08 2011 18:01 Detwiler wrote:


This. Do you know how many people are goin to lose their job when your dumbass gets drunk and gets arrested? Just get your drinks and go to sumbodys house you will have a better time.

On July 09 2011 08:07 S.O.L.I.D. wrote:


Uh huh, because if you get drunk you WILL get arrested and random people who had nothing to do with that will lose your job. Come on guys, you're hurting eSports here.

On July 09 2011 08:15 S.O.L.I.D. wrote:
Yes, I know that can happen, I'm not an idiot. But implying that using fake ideas to drink/get drunk (which is what they are for) will undoubtedly cost people jobs is pretty stupid and completely false.

On July 09 2011 08:27 JingleHell wrote:


No, assuming that they won't is stupid and uninformed. Someone going about drinking underage in a smart and responsible way would be doing it at home, which doesn't require a fake ID, since you can just have a friend get it for you.

If you're not being smart and responsible, you can easily get caught and get the establishment in trouble.

On July 09 2011 08:33 S.O.L.I.D. wrote:


No, that's false and I'm not saying you should assume it WON'T happen, I'm saying you shouldn't assume it WILL happen. Those are two completely different things. Do you know how many people use fake IDs compared to the number of establishments that get shut down because they serve to minors? I'd say the ratio is upwards of 1000:1.

On July 09 2011 08:43 JingleHell wrote:


Show me a source for your numbers, or I'll just assume they're made up. Oh wait, they are. I'd bet they're not even close. Like I said, the argument itself is one of the worst ones for not using a fake ID, but saying that it doesn't, won't, or isn't likely to happen is ridiculous. I've seen tons of bars closed down temporarily or long term due to underage drinking. Just because you don't always hear it getting sensationalized doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

Google search for any set of terms related to bar closures for underage drinking that you can think of. Tons and tons of results, with tons and tons of incidents.

On July 09 2011 08:55 S.O.L.I.D. wrote:


Yes that's great, and those results are spread out all over the years and all over the world. Yeah, it's a made up number, big whoop, ya got me. But you can't deny that thousands of people use fake IDs and they are never caught and the bars are never shut down.

Look, I never said it never happens, and it's pretty stupid/sad when someone irresponsible uses a fake ID and gets a whole establishment in trouble, my point was that, like I've said twice now, it's stupid to assume that it WILL happen when a fake ID is used? Can you at least accept that? Seems pretty simple to me.

On July 08 2011 08:53 Shaetan wrote:
Friend of mine got busted when they asked what her horoscope sign was.

On July 08 2011 17:36 Reason.SC2 wrote:
I remember a friend of mine getting owned by a bouncer who asked her what her zodiac sign is. She knew all the other info on the ID but that

On July 09 2011 09:00 JingleHell wrote:


No, because while it's anecdotal, I've seen it at least a hundred times in just a few years, which is quite a solid number. It's quite reasonable to understand the sort of consequences your actions can cause, even if it's silly to use that as an argument against using one.

I'll deny that thousands of people never get caught, because there's not exactly reliable statistics on fake ID usage. I'd bet it's a lot less than you seem to think, because plenty of people are perfectly content not taking the risks associated with going out.

On July 08 2011 08:16 eXigent. wrote:
Man I went to a strip club when I was 20 (In Canada) with my legit ID, and because I had lost 50ish lbs the guy totally didnt believe it was me, refused to let me enter, and wanted to keep my ID and destroy it. Was totally retarded.

On July 09 2011 10:00 Kashll wrote:


I'm 23, legally able to buy alcohol and i barely know what my fucking zodiac sign is...

How is that at all a relevant question.. who the fuck reads horoscopes?

On July 08 2011 08:18 JeanBob wrote:


That.
My friend who is underage got carded, she gave her real ID as if it was natural, the guy only checked the year (she were going to be old enough in 3 months) and let her in.