The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 56

WHY DOES EVERYONE TALK ABOUT THE GODDAMN CASTERS SO MUCH WHAT THE HELL, THERE ARENT THREADS WHINING ABOUT JOE BUCK ON BASEBALL FORUMS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, TALK ABOUT THE GAMES

EVERY FUCKING TERRAN ON THE ENTIRE SERVER IS 1/1/1 ALL-INNING TvP ON EVERY SINGLE MAP. Terran solution to toss allin? Make a couple of bunkers, salvage for 75% return. Protoss solution to 1/1/1 allin? Perfect scouting, perfect unit control. Seriously what the fuck is this shit. FUCK TERRAN AND FUCK BLIZZARD!!!

fuck blue flames

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I sent my computer monitor for a warranty service because there was a problem with it... I sent it in in the pack i bought it in, packed with the stand and foot and screws, JUST like when I bought it...

I just got it back... In a box 3 times as big as the one I sent in, and of course... NO STAND NO FOOT NO SCREWS. Just a monitor with nothing else and more bubblewrap than there is on earth...

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I'm going to verbally rape them tomorrow... just they wait...

I wish people would stop posting on TL every single bit of bad news they can possibly find. I don't want to see the headlines of stories of murders, tortures, deaths, rapes and other atrocities/tragedies every single time I come to this site.

Dad, go fuck yourself. first, you get mad at me for not get a license THEN you use that as an excuse to tell me how i lack any sort of perspective or responsibility. okay. whatever.. I'll get the license.
got it. Now you fucking tell me how im not allowed to drive a car, and tell me off and call me a lazy waste because i asked you for insurance for a couple months, something you offered to pay for while i was learning.
wtf? you don't make sense

gah parents wont let me play anything and they see me sitting there staring at the floor and just leave me there to rot.

Fuck TvT and fuck it to the ground, 43min cat and mouse game on Xelnaga caverns, I killed his fucking army a million time and still could not finish the game and in the end I lost it just fuck mirror matchups whoever said playing same race is a good idea is a fucking idiot and to top it all my mouse is not responding to my clicks so FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

Fuck these livereporting threads nowadays. Its just like 1000 ppl shouting random wrong stuff into a 2 m² room. The ppl are only posting oneliners (or should i say "2-worders"?). Its jsut impossible to read whats going on cause nearly 99,99% of the posts dont contain any information. its jsut "+1" spamming at a very high rate. Its a pain in the ass if you cant watch gomtv stream and have to read through the hieroglyphics. You alwas have to ask what happened, what the players are doing etc. It seems so wrong - maybe we need some sort of additional threads for livereporting where only some ppl who proved to report correctly can post in. I just cant stand these chat-like spamfests called "live report threads". TL died a little for me today.

College has been a pretty cool experience so far. But why would I say that in this thread? Unless...

Thats right. Theres parts that suck so much dick. Roommate doesn't know how the fuck to make friends and just sits in our room all day unless he wants to eat/shower/go to class. Great, I get so much fucking me-only time! Oh, and he listens to country shit(no offense to country people) which would be fine if he had a fucking headset, but he doesn't, so I have to turn my music up a bit louder in my headset to drown out that droll voice he calls "music".Oh and he plays some army game, not sure which. First, he sucks at it and ends up quitting like 15 minutes in, but once again, no headset, so I hear constant shooting right by my ear, and the annoying ringing sound made by a flash bang.

Ahh, but it gets worse. One friend from high school goes here. Hes pretty cool and all, fine to hang out with 9/10 times, but he is soooo fucking annoying. "Dude this girl that broke up with me won't talk to me because of asddsajksdfjksdf, what should I do?"

That was 2 weeks ago. Shes been fucking with him ever since, giving him cryptic answers that don't mean shit half the time. Guess what dude? Girls like that are bitches so get em the fuck out of your life. Afraid to move on? Grow a fucking pair and stop letting her ruin your life.

Oh, and then theres my douche friends. Both insist on talking shit about me behind my back calling me a bitch or whatever because I won't smoke some tobacco or drink some beer. Guess what? Fuck you guys. Sorry putting harmful shit like that into your body is considered "cool" and awesome, guess you shouldn't hang out or invite me to that shit then.

And one of those 2 insists on being one of the most annoying fucks ever. This seems really small, but every time we go to eat in the dining halls, he insists on emptying most of the salt shaker on the table on to his food scraps/the tray. What the fuck dude? Do you have some kind of fucking disorder or something? Thats one of the most moronic and wasteful things I've ever seen in my life.

I also hate what douche bags people are in general on this campus. Girls have to act like annoying bitches half the time and say "like" what seems like every other word. Wow, is your vocabulary that limited, or do you think being a total fucking moron is cool?

Guys are just tools. "Oh look at me with my big arms! I'm not gonna wear any sleeves and walk around campus!" So how many syringes did you go through to become that large bra? Oh, and I'm not jealous if anyone thinks that. My arms are satisfactory to me, I don't need to look like the fucking Hulk to feel good about myself.

If you read this, props.

Why the fuck does everyone go 1-1-1 allin in TvT? Learn to fucking make an expansion you idiotic sons of bitches. Wish you'd die

KOREAN AMERICAN CHRISTIANS, this one is for you.

If you're a Korean American Christian who actually did a thorough reading of the Bible and had some training with christian apologetics and such, AND actually think through all your shit before claiming you have the one true answer to all of our universe and claim every non-Christian who doesn't have a relationship with Jesus is condemned to HELL for ETERNITY, all the more power to you. Honestly, I don't really give a shit if this offends anybody; this IS the rant page after-all. And no, I'm not down to have a debate with a Christian nor am I claiming to be an atheist.

Campus Ministries at Universities. I thought it was bad in High School, but COME ON... STILL can't do simple logic and reasoning at this stage of your life??? I mean I'm not a philosophy guru or have a M.div. or anything, but you claim to have the TRUTH to the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE and you can't answer a simple question about your beliefs? Where do babies go when they die? "i don't know..." What about the people who have no knowledge of the existence of the Bible? "i don't know..." How about how the world was created in 7 days? Do you believe that it's in God's time or literal 7 days earth time? "i don't know..." How about Noah's Ark? Do you really believe that every single living species was carried on in a giant ship and survived to this day, and spread themselves out across the different continents? "i don't know..." What the fuck DO YOU KNOW then??? Aren't you curious about what you believe in? didn't you surrender yourself to Jesus and his kingdom? How DARE YOU go on missions trips to third-world countries and take advantage of their lack of education, to make yourself feel good that you actually converted someone to your religion? I don't understand WHY you don't question these things for yourself beforehand... I mean I get it. God is a supernatural being and he is omniponent and omniscient and all that shit.... And some answers we'll never know (if he existed). But that still doesn't prove your point.

I can't answer you if you ask me "Then how do YOU think the universe came to being?" because I SIMPLY DON'T KNOW. "Big Bang? What created the Big Bang then?" Uhh... I don't fucking know? THAT is why I don't run around spewing arrogant bullshit about how I know the truth and the only truth and the reason for our existence. YOU, however, apparently do without knowing jack shit. Science is trying to fucking figure things out, and it's only what... a thousand years old? Yes, I believe that nobody has a definitive answer to life. Yours is a speculation, and so is mine.

Don't even come at me with the whole "not everyone can reason, and some simply feel God and know God is there." PFFFFFFFFT bullshit.

And why the fuck do you get so offended when a non-Christian disagrees with your beliefs? Do I get offended when you try to minister to me, telling me about your Jesus and how he's the way and the truth and the life? And tell me that the life I am living is sinful? That I'm a worthless sinner and that I need to be SAVED for some fucking reason? I need to repent? Yet, when I say "I don't think a Christian God exists," or "Prove it," you get all red faced and go apeshit on me about how he's REAL to you. Fuck you. Santa was real to me until i was 6. I felt his presence and shit, and he was actually doing physical shit in my world, eating my cookies and bringing me presents. Doesn't mean he was real.

I have a lot more shit to say about this subject, but it's getting too long.

Also, a big fuck you goes out to all the fundamentalist christians in the southern bible belt! Holla! You and your creationism is the most unsound bullshit i've ever heard in my entire life.

FUCKING GOD DAMN WHORE WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. It's cool it's not like we've been fucking for months and months and you go and hook up with my friends in front of me and come home with me and act like its cool. fuck you.

Stop FUCKING bitching when you get stuff like the code A qualifiers streamed for free. For goodness sakes, is gratefulness a thing of the past?

I'm happy lalala

OH MY GOSH. I hit masters two days ago right? Sick as shit, bro. Can't wait to get this under way, I wanna get really good at SC2, and now I can play against even better players on average. Coolcool.. Oh wait, I got school starting on Tuesday... Shit that's gay, oh well I can still play a couple hours each day, not a big deal I guess, and I have a few days 'til it starts so I can mass games. OH WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. HOW ABOUT I DROP A JAR ON THE FLOOR SO I FUCKING CUT MY HAND SUPER DEEP ON GLASS. GREAT, HOW ABOUT 10 STITCHES, BRO???? GLHF PLAYING SC2 WITH MORE THAN 30 APM, OH YEAH, YOU CAN'T REALLY DO ANY OF YOUR HOBBIES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET THE BANDAGES WET (I like fishing) AND YOU CAN'T PLAY PIANO. SICK AS SHIT!!!

Who the fuck designed this peice of shit game, FUCK YOU BLIZZARD. win 6 inna row, lose 6 inna row. all of them infestor rushes and 1/1/1, how the fuck am i supposed to be comptetitive and enjoy this shit, when u puprosely design the ladder to be 50/50, no matter what i fuckking do. I try my fucking hardest, and omg, 1000 infested terran rape my 3rd fungels just make me sit there and take like a little bitch. Seriously, give me storm that does 40 dmg instead of 80, and keeps shit in place. fucking retards. Not to mention i lose 6 inna row to people who are in a league lower than me. Why are you wasting my time, just throw me back into diamond already, im obviously terrible if i beat 6 people inna row, than lose another 6, than just repeat that shitty pattern til the day i die. I mean, cmon, ive been 50th in masters for fucking ever, but it doesnt matter how good i am, cuz as soon as i start to win a few, you put me up against people top 10 in their masters, and i get raped. NO SHIT! I KNOW IM NOT TOP 10 MATERIAL WHY ARE YOU FUCKING PLACING ME AGAINST RIDICULOUSLY GOOD PLAYERS YOU KNOW I SUCK! fuck i cant wait til a good game actually comes out, cuz im tired of this shit, i just want a balanced fucking game, with a balanced ladder system, BTW you gave me antiga shipyard 6 FUCKING TIMES INNA ROW! WTF. IS that why i lost everysingle game tonight? am i just tired? do i just suck on that map? no, i just suck in general. But the worst thing is il probly wake up tomorrow and win another 6 inna row, then lose another 6, but you dont give a shit do you blizzard, you already got your fucking money, so who cares if a masters player is losing to shitty ass diamond players who just 1/1/1, or 2 base infestor all in right? no im sure there not to strong, im sure protoss is actually over powered right? thats why we have hardest time winning any fucking game cuz the 1st 10 mins of any game, requires a robo and obserbver to see EXACTLY whats coming, or guess what, were dead. Terran expos and shows up with 20 marines while im just trying to start and expo and get any type of units, and since bunkers are practically free, i just contained and am forced to 1 base all in, which doesnt work. Well guess what, im going piss of every player i meet now with fucking dt's./ ya suck it blizzard, you want zerg and terran all ins to be insanely POWERFUL AND SAFE, then fuck you, i will make people wish they were never born, or so help me god il burn down your godamn building or maybe make you have more than 2 people working in the game. now i go to sleep with a losing record, and try not to fucking kill myself. thanks alot blizzard, yourre worse than the godamn banks.

Stupid Accounting assignment

Stupid TL.net making me procrastinate

If I play ONE more zvz I'M going to Kill myself. I have to play Terran/Protoss vicariously through watching streams or just play practice partners.

The kicker? My ZvT/ZvP iS Okay. My zvz iS fucking terrible. SO HERE'S 5 MORE ZVZS IN A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

God so many people are so fucking stupid, why cant we be a high society free from losers spending all of their time on video games because they fail in real life. Why do people insist on watching and following celebrities, not to mention pro gaming celebrities trolololol. It makes me cry just thinking about how awesome life would be if instead nerds tried to reach the grandmaster league physics/mathematics or physical sport because thats where the real peak of intellect and physical ability is.
But wait there are also elitist gaming communities who look down on people who play facebook casual games and posts with a vocabulary worst than a 12 year olds. Those are the people that piss me off most; people who image themselves with intellect when clearly video games is an entertainment business and the community is just like gossip and paparazzi but for teenage boys.
I watched one mlg live to see if video games has a reasonable community and future, the audience is poor trash, teenage boys sitting around with the most insecure cheering ive ever seen. supporting the worst players (foreign players) and not giving a crap about the koreans.

If we consider all people who are the most useless to society, gamers would be on that list but then they would say "gaming is fun i can explore cyber worlds cos im too poor in real life, i can play competitively cos im not dominant enough in real life, i can play with friends online because i am unable to converse with them in real life in a real social setting, i can enjoy a story made by blizzard or bioware because my favourite movie was transformers, i get to control units therefore it will make me smarter than just passively watching tv." So what about people who watch films for entertainment, play on their skateboards? They dont spend 20 hours to finish a campaign just to go through cheesy dialogue and keyboard induced action, not to mention 100+ hours on multiplayer. gamers even casual gamers sacrifice the most real life time for entertainment. Video games can go to hell.