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+ Show Spoiler +i just played another mech zvt. im assuming you can guess my fucking feelings on this matter at this point, but i want to add a moral to this story
BROODLORDS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT
What a fucking delusional shit player i am, why the fuck wouldnt he have vikings, ravens and turrets after being contained to 3 bases with relatively even trades for almost 30 minutes
why the fuck would i even make broodlords when i could probably just fucking get ultras and vipers and at least play the game for another 30 minutes instead of just getting raped, theyre just so mindnumbingly bad
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCK THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: SECOND QUEST.
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME. I HAVE NEVER HATED A GAME SO MUCH IN MY LIFE. FUCKING DODONGO'S RESPAWN ALL THE FUCKING TIME, BOMBS NEVER DROP, RUPEES NEVER DROP, GLEEOK'S A DOUCHEBAG, WIZROBES FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DARKNUTS NEED TO JUMP IN A TIRE FIRE AND FUCKING DIE.
FUCK YOU HYRULE.
Finally just beat Ganon on this fucking game. Died 99 mother fucking times. Never touching this fucker again.
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+ Show Spoiler +I want to talk about something that is really fucking bothering me.
"Superman vs Batman"
The whole fucking concept. The chromosome-deficient, skull-fucked, fellatio-performing concept. Now, I know both characters are fake. I don't believe there is anything wrong with the characters created by artists doing things that the artists/writers/shitlords intend. I mean, you'd think I'd lost my mind having a problem with... anything superhero-related.
Let's look at Superman's story: a planet is going to blow up for some reason, so like one guy sends his son into space to send him to a planet where he somehow knows his son will be super-powerful. That planet is Earth. Why does Earth give super powers? Because yellow sun and also fuck you. How does Jor-El know about Earth? Who the fuck even knows. Why don't other Kryptonians go there and be gods? Because reasons. Don't gimme some shit about Zod going to Earth, because Zod wasn't even invented in the original Superman story. Actually, Superman was invented by Nazis and he fought for unity and the glory of the Fatherland. Then America stole the idea and said "No, he fights for America". Also, since eugenics became taboo as fuck after World War 2, America went all Giorgio Tsoukalos and was like "It was aliens." and then some good old-fashioned Americans find a baby in a spaceship (even though it would be far more likely that, since the earth's surface is 75% water, Superman would fucking just drown during infancy) and decide "Fuck, let's raise this kid. Let's not try to find out where he came from or where his parents are or why he's in this other-worldly vessel. Let's just raise him as our own because... kryptonite." and then you expect me to just ignore Superman's entire development as a child and as a teenager on Earth. What if Superman peed in a normal toilet? His piss would annihilate the toilet. Also, why did he mature at almost exactly the rate of a normal human being but then ceases to age after that? Why did he decide to hide in secret and not rule the world as a god? I guess he read the plot and learned he was supposed to be heroic and shit.
So yeah, not uber-realistic.
Batman is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire. How he able to run his business and still have time to fight crime is beyond me. He'd have to never sleep. Additionally, most 'billionaires' don't have a money vault like Scrooge McDuck. They don't actually have a billion dollars in cash sitting in the bank. A vast majority of their wealth is tied up in investments and assets. So for Bruce Wayne to build the Batmobile, he'd have to sell an apartment building or whatever the fuck Wayne Enterprises owns in assets, and then use all that money for a totally classified purpose that he'd never report to the IRS. Or maybe he'd report each individual part of the Batmobile as a separate purchase, which would take forever when filing his taxes, unless he made Alfred do it and he probably did because Alfred basically has to do everything. The Batmobile isn't even the most expensive thing; the Bat-Cave that is underground would cost millions and millions of dollars. You'd think the board of directors, the stockholders, or the IRS would want to know about that shit. Most actual irl rich people can get away with buying expensive shit because they have close relationships with their board and pay them all off, which is kind of unethical because the board is supposed to represent the stockholders. And yes, it's a corporation. I googled it to write this.
At the essence of it all, Batman is just a man. Superman could kill him instantly. Let's look at Superman's many powers:
- Super strength
- Super speed
- He can fly faster than light and can go back in time
- He can shoot particle beams out of his eyes that can melt a bank vault
- Ice breath that can stop a volcano
- Super-hearing
- Super vision
- Can burrow through the earth
- Can have new powers depending on what the plot calls for
- Is invulnerable and no earthly weapon can even hurt him
- x-ray vision
He only has one weakness: kryptonite, which APPARENTLY, suddenly appears on Earth in a massive abundance for any villain who wants to fuck with Superman. The thing is, Superman is only weakened when in close proximity to kryptonite. So the only way to kill Superman is to get close enough to him, when he can jump to the other side of the world and see you coming from miles away.
Superman technically has another weakness: threatened innocent people, which is always Lois Lane. So Batman would have to kidnap Lois Lane and then say "Come and fite me bro" and then lure Superman into a kryptonite-themed trap. Superman could just see the kryptonite from a thousand kilometers away with his x-ray vision, so Batman would have to surround it in lead because Superman can't see through lead for some strange reason. As soon as Superman sees Batman hanging out with Lois Lane next to a massive amount of lead, he'd immediately get suspicious, unless Batman made a whole bunker made of lead and then Superman should be super-suspicious and think "There's probably kryptonite in that bunker" and then could just cut the bunker open with laser-vision and be like "Yup, there's kryptonite in there, I have to approach this carefully." and then fly off to a chemical plant, get some sleep gas to cause Batman to pass out, and have a civilian help him by going inside and retrieving Lois Lane and arresting Batman.
At this point, Batman is fucked. In any non-kryptonite situation, Batman is fucked. But there will be kryptonite everywhere, even though it costs an arm and a leg to acquire. So let's recap what Batman would have to do to even stand a chance here:
- Do something bad enough that Superman has to deal with Batman personally.
- Break his bankroll by spending a fortune on kryptonite and lead to trap Superman.
- Kidnap and threaten to kill an innocent Daily Planet reporter.
- Build his trap in a place where the US Military couldn't just move in on him.
- Engage in shady business practices, dodge paying taxes, commit tax fraud, ruin his company by selling off assets to build weapons for his own personal grudge against Superman, the savior of humanity.
- The desire to kill a benevolent alien who is willing to sacrifice himself to save humans and completely good and honest.
After all of this, Batman seems kind of like a dickhole. I guess I could understand some fans wanting him to win because they like his loose-cannon vigilantism, but they probably don't support the typical corporate CEO bastard bullshit that Batman is doing to hurt other people for his own selfish reasons. People get pissed off if a CEO gives 20,000 to a political candidate and manipulate an election, so I don't know how they could get behind a CEO stealing 1,000,000,000 dollars from his company so he can manipulation human history by killing Superman.
So if the reason for Batman winning is "The fans want it." then fuck the fans. They deserve to be strangled in front of their own children. There is absolutely no reason or way Batman should/could ever win, and the movie will be three minutes long at maximum and it's just Superman clapping his hands together and exploding Batman's head from the force.
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+ Show Spoiler + Have worked for 3 years in germany and all has been just fine; just experienced my first encounter with german racism this week. Got laughed at and yelled at and humiliated in public transportation by two dudes with tattooed faces just because I'm an Ausländer (foreigner). I replied no word, would only have made it worse. I'm burying myself into work 24/7 and gym to just try to forget the entire thing.
on another note, i managed to upset someone very dear to me, so I'm trying to fix that too
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+ Show Spoiler +For work i monitor a bike enthusiast group on facebook and this guy asks "what should I get as a basic bike repair kit" and this guy comes up and says well you can get something for $250 (never specifying what), but if you want a kit to build bikes and repair your chains and stuff then you're looking at around $35000 for the machines and stuff (and he goes on about why you need these expensive machines to build bike parts from scratch)
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+ Show Spoiler +I JSUT GOT RAGIN FUCKING MAD AT TF2
WHYWHYWHYWH
WTF TF2 is the game I get mad at when I dont want to get mad, I play it for fun? WHY CAN I NOT HAVE FUN WHY MUST I GET MAD AT EVERYTHING? I get mad at sc2 a lot but tf2 I shouldn't. Why do I feel like shootmyself after losing at a video game? I'm fucking pathetic
+ Show Spoiler +WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK AM I TRYING TO PLAY STARCRAFT AFTER GETTING MAD AT MY RELAX GAME? OBVIOUSLY IM FUCKING GONNA GET PISSED WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
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+ Show Spoiler +I am getting worse at sc2 at a dialy basis. I was so muc better 6 months ago than i am now. how that is possible idk but i am getting worse. im literally becoming a shitter human being as the days go by.
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+ Show Spoiler +Security is a superstition. You vote for politicians who say they'll make you safe, they proceed with either nothing or some collateral reforms that make you at the most 0.00006% safer (holy shit, a copilot drove a plane into a mountain? Let's have always two people in the cockpit), and then they say look, you still aren't safe enough, that's why you need to keep voting for me. You will never have a politician tell you "It's done now. I've achieved it. You're safe."
And when an event makes people suddenly realize they aren't safe, they turn to the politician and accuse him. Apparently, he lied to you, he didn't do enough for safety. You are disappointed. He is bad at his job. At no point will you stop and realize that his job is to make you think he's providing you with something that doesn't exist.
In Switzerland, security is arguably the major electoral theme. That was how I feel about it.
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+ Show Spoiler +I REFUSE TO GET BETTER
I WILL NOT GET BETTER
I am always gonna be shit at thsi game
Literal human dogshit
And I always will be, I refuse to get better. I dont' get help, I dont' improve, I only get worse. I am gonna be fuckign bronze leauge soon cause i can't even win in gold
Why the fuck shouldn't i kill myself? Blind monkeys' shouldn't be bronze league and taht's wehre Im headed?
I will not get better, i will only continue to get worse at this game
i don teven know how to scout anymore, i've literally forgotten.
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+ Show Spoiler +Yeah so, finnish people are retarded. THESE FUCKING MORONS VOTED THE WORST FUCKING PARTY IN THE COUNTRY TO TOP 2! FUCK THIS FUCKING STUPUID WORLD
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+ Show Spoiler +you know when you play the dipshit little protoss whose name just fucking screams that he plays like a fucking cunt and you're absolutely sure hes gonna cheese and you scout the cheese and it doesnt make a single difference in the outcome because hes actually protossing you? fuck you
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+ Show Spoiler +"kill the mech army before it maxes out and you should win with just roach hydra viper ultra!" bitch thats a fucking lie go kill yourself
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On April 18 2015 13:44 ninazerg wrote:+ Show Spoiler +I want to talk about something that is really fucking bothering me.
"Superman vs Batman"
The whole fucking concept. The chromosome-deficient, skull-fucked, fellatio-performing concept. Now, I know both characters are fake. I don't believe there is anything wrong with the characters created by artists doing things that the artists/writers/shitlords intend. I mean, you'd think I'd lost my mind having a problem with... anything superhero-related.
Let's look at Superman's story: a planet is going to blow up for some reason, so like one guy sends his son into space to send him to a planet where he somehow knows his son will be super-powerful. That planet is Earth. Why does Earth give super powers? Because yellow sun and also fuck you. How does Jor-El know about Earth? Who the fuck even knows. Why don't other Kryptonians go there and be gods? Because reasons. Don't gimme some shit about Zod going to Earth, because Zod wasn't even invented in the original Superman story. Actually, Superman was invented by Nazis and he fought for unity and the glory of the Fatherland. Then America stole the idea and said "No, he fights for America". Also, since eugenics became taboo as fuck after World War 2, America went all Giorgio Tsoukalos and was like "It was aliens." and then some good old-fashioned Americans find a baby in a spaceship (even though it would be far more likely that, since the earth's surface is 75% water, Superman would fucking just drown during infancy) and decide "Fuck, let's raise this kid. Let's not try to find out where he came from or where his parents are or why he's in this other-worldly vessel. Let's just raise him as our own because... kryptonite." and then you expect me to just ignore Superman's entire development as a child and as a teenager on Earth. What if Superman peed in a normal toilet? His piss would annihilate the toilet. Also, why did he mature at almost exactly the rate of a normal human being but then ceases to age after that? Why did he decide to hide in secret and not rule the world as a god? I guess he read the plot and learned he was supposed to be heroic and shit.
So yeah, not uber-realistic.
Batman is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire. How he able to run his business and still have time to fight crime is beyond me. He'd have to never sleep. Additionally, most 'billionaires' don't have a money vault like Scrooge McDuck. They don't actually have a billion dollars in cash sitting in the bank. A vast majority of their wealth is tied up in investments and assets. So for Bruce Wayne to build the Batmobile, he'd have to sell an apartment building or whatever the fuck Wayne Enterprises owns in assets, and then use all that money for a totally classified purpose that he'd never report to the IRS. Or maybe he'd report each individual part of the Batmobile as a separate purchase, which would take forever when filing his taxes, unless he made Alfred do it and he probably did because Alfred basically has to do everything. The Batmobile isn't even the most expensive thing; the Bat-Cave that is underground would cost millions and millions of dollars. You'd think the board of directors, the stockholders, or the IRS would want to know about that shit. Most actual irl rich people can get away with buying expensive shit because they have close relationships with their board and pay them all off, which is kind of unethical because the board is supposed to represent the stockholders. And yes, it's a corporation. I googled it to write this.
At the essence of it all, Batman is just a man. Superman could kill him instantly. Let's look at Superman's many powers:
- Super strength
- Super speed
- He can fly faster than light and can go back in time
- He can shoot particle beams out of his eyes that can melt a bank vault
- Ice breath that can stop a volcano
- Super-hearing
- Super vision
- Can burrow through the earth
- Can have new powers depending on what the plot calls for
- Is invulnerable and no earthly weapon can even hurt him
- x-ray vision
He only has one weakness: kryptonite, which APPARENTLY, suddenly appears on Earth in a massive abundance for any villain who wants to fuck with Superman. The thing is, Superman is only weakened when in close proximity to kryptonite. So the only way to kill Superman is to get close enough to him, when he can jump to the other side of the world and see you coming from miles away.
Superman technically has another weakness: threatened innocent people, which is always Lois Lane. So Batman would have to kidnap Lois Lane and then say "Come and fite me bro" and then lure Superman into a kryptonite-themed trap. Superman could just see the kryptonite from a thousand kilometers away with his x-ray vision, so Batman would have to surround it in lead because Superman can't see through lead for some strange reason. As soon as Superman sees Batman hanging out with Lois Lane next to a massive amount of lead, he'd immediately get suspicious, unless Batman made a whole bunker made of lead and then Superman should be super-suspicious and think "There's probably kryptonite in that bunker" and then could just cut the bunker open with laser-vision and be like "Yup, there's kryptonite in there, I have to approach this carefully." and then fly off to a chemical plant, get some sleep gas to cause Batman to pass out, and have a civilian help him by going inside and retrieving Lois Lane and arresting Batman.
At this point, Batman is fucked. In any non-kryptonite situation, Batman is fucked. But there will be kryptonite everywhere, even though it costs an arm and a leg to acquire. So let's recap what Batman would have to do to even stand a chance here:
- Do something bad enough that Superman has to deal with Batman personally.
- Break his bankroll by spending a fortune on kryptonite and lead to trap Superman.
- Kidnap and threaten to kill an innocent Daily Planet reporter.
- Build his trap in a place where the US Military couldn't just move in on him.
- Engage in shady business practices, dodge paying taxes, commit tax fraud, ruin his company by selling off assets to build weapons for his own personal grudge against Superman, the savior of humanity.
- The desire to kill a benevolent alien who is willing to sacrifice himself to save humans and completely good and honest.
After all of this, Batman seems kind of like a dickhole. I guess I could understand some fans wanting him to win because they like his loose-cannon vigilantism, but they probably don't support the typical corporate CEO bastard bullshit that Batman is doing to hurt other people for his own selfish reasons. People get pissed off if a CEO gives 20,000 to a political candidate and manipulate an election, so I don't know how they could get behind a CEO stealing 1,000,000,000 dollars from his company so he can manipulation human history by killing Superman.
So if the reason for Batman winning is "The fans want it." then fuck the fans. They deserve to be strangled in front of their own children. There is absolutely no reason or way Batman should/could ever win, and the movie will be three minutes long at maximum and it's just Superman clapping his hands together and exploding Batman's head from the force.
Glorious
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+ Show Spoiler +3 years later the same retarded fucking clowns doing immortal all ins with 50apm get masters without any effort
must be so fucking nice to just play protoss and achieve things for free
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+ Show Spoiler +Holy fucking cock shit, this is the worst group project ever.
3D Game Design class, group assignment to make the assets for a 3D Game of our design. Groupmates, me, girl who doesnt care and doesnt try, and spacy guy who isnt particularly proficient with the software but does try. First fucking week of work and I get the orthographics I need to sculpt the whole fucking thing from THE DAY BEFORE ITS DUE, and whats worse is how just incredible and unbelievably HALF ASSED it all is, the character designs are idiotic to a level I had not thought possible and the quality of the orthographics were so unusually bad I had to demand she redo them so I could actually sculpt from them in Maya.
What did I do to deserve this? Why did I get stuck in the group with two people who don't play or like fucking VIDEO GAMES IN THE VIDEO GAMES CLASS. I'm the only one with any remote understanding of game design and I have to work with this person who just refuses to fucking try, she spends the whole week on like 2 hours worth of work that I NEED TO WORK ON THE HARDER PART OF THE PROJECT, FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, THIS IS BULLSHIT I HAVE TO UV UNWRAP AND SCULPT A WHOLE FUCKING LEVEL WITH CHARACTERS IN ONE DAY BECAUSE THIS BITCH IS TOO INCOMPETENT AND LAZY TO DO HER MENIAL AMOUNT OF WORK, THE WORST PART IS I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SHE CAN DO BECAUSE I JUST KNOW SHE'LL FUCK IT UP AND JUST EAT UP A HUGE AMOUNT OF MY TIME.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
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+ Show Spoiler +...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Skyrim now supports paid mods. While paying the modder in itself isnt bad, I would rather keep it to the pure optional donation route. I myself have worked on a few mods/released some mods that would be worth paying for, BUT I would never do so, at least not if it isnt optional. I just fear a point where every little dipshit will asks for money for every little thing they do and this efectiveley destroying the modding community. The mod community already got hit by the fact that the elder scrolls games got to console, but this... it just feels wrong. I dont want modding support meaning that I am just able to do microtransactions with someone else than the developer.... I really wish steam would just support the whole donation-idea, but not this... I propably exaggerate, but my gaming world once again got a lot darker... I love the TES-Series since TES 1, I still play morrowind, skyrim also felt ok, but this... I respect the developers and steam for grabbing this huge amount of possible free-money, I know it creates the opportunity for having bigger mods be created/projects like Skywind becoming real much faster, but I think the price we will pay in the long run is just to high. This literally ruined my day, I am not exaggerating. THanks steam, thanks bethesda, sorry for not giving you the benefit of the doubt, but at this point I'd rather give up all hope now than being burned much later after a long time of painfull hope. 
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On April 23 2015 04:32 Zambrah wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Holy fucking cock shit, this is the worst group project ever.
3D Game Design class, group assignment to make the assets for a 3D Game of our design. Groupmates, me, girl who doesnt care and doesnt try, and spacy guy who isnt particularly proficient with the software but does try. First fucking week of work and I get the orthographics I need to sculpt the whole fucking thing from THE DAY BEFORE ITS DUE, and whats worse is how just incredible and unbelievably HALF ASSED it all is, the character designs are idiotic to a level I had not thought possible and the quality of the orthographics were so unusually bad I had to demand she redo them so I could actually sculpt from them in Maya.
What did I do to deserve this? Why did I get stuck in the group with two people who don't play or like fucking VIDEO GAMES IN THE VIDEO GAMES CLASS. I'm the only one with any remote understanding of game design and I have to work with this person who just refuses to fucking try, she spends the whole week on like 2 hours worth of work that I NEED TO WORK ON THE HARDER PART OF THE PROJECT, FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, THIS IS BULLSHIT I HAVE TO UV UNWRAP AND SCULPT A WHOLE FUCKING LEVEL WITH CHARACTERS IN ONE DAY BECAUSE THIS BITCH IS TOO INCOMPETENT AND LAZY TO DO HER MENIAL AMOUNT OF WORK, THE WORST PART IS I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SHE CAN DO BECAUSE I JUST KNOW SHE'LL FUCK IT UP AND JUST EAT UP A HUGE AMOUNT OF MY TIME.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
+ Show Spoiler +This was one of the things I loved about my school. At the end of the project we wrote reviews of our groups and the grades were based on who did what. Most professors will take and read something that describes the one-sided nature of the workload. My advice would to be just talk about what you did not what she didn't do though.
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On April 23 2015 01:57 Aocowns wrote:+ Show Spoiler +3 years later the same retarded fucking clowns doing immortal all ins with 50apm get masters without any effort
must be so fucking nice to just play protoss and achieve things for free
+ Show Spoiler +I understand that there is a lot of BS in the game, but try playing another race and try to understand the mindset. You will be surprised what you may learn. But at the same time, the last time I played SC II was back in 2010 lol
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+ Show Spoiler +People are quick to shit on arts major but anyone who's ever seen a book cover from the 90's and before knows that we need them. If nothing else, to sell books.
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