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I'm in love with a girl at my job, and have been for 2 years. I've had a GF for 3 years who I love too. I don't know if I'll ever do anything with the girl, but my fear of being cheated on makes me wanna keep her as a backup plan. Because I'm super jealous of everything about my GF and can never put it to rest.
I also lie constantly even in this post lol, she's not a girl at my job at all actually. I try to get out of trouble due to lying but I just get deeper and deeper into it by doing so. And I don't learn shit.
Also I once strangled a guy in 8th grade, cause we were fighting "for fun" he passed out and fell on a TV stand on wheels which my teacher was moving. He hit the back of his head and it cracked open and blood gushed out. He had to get to the hospital and was eventually ok. I thought I killed him and felt like shit. I said I'm sorry and stopped hanging out with him.
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I never learned how to ride the bike
I am autistic and have had 3 girlfriends.
I have masturbated in a train, on an airplane, outside of the classroom when i said i had to go to the bathroom and a public swimming pool.
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I watch Glee, pretty much for Lea Michele alone. =<
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On August 16 2011 14:38 OscarN wrote:
I really dont think im going anywhere in life, i work 4-5 days a week for 3 hrs i'm pretending to write my thesis, im 19 25 and still live with my parents, i failed social 30-2 and gym-20, ( even tho i was really fit in highschool) all i do is sit in my room.. read forums.. pretend to work.. sleep... good life eh?... fuck
I seem to have first world problems, I am down and pessimistic for no real reason. :\ Don't really have motivation for stuff.
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Anyone here gonna admit to visiting call girls? I wanna have a laugh...
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On August 16 2011 14:38 OscarN wrote:
I really dont think im going anywhere in life, i work 4-5 days a week for 3 hrs, im 19 and still live with my parents, i failed social 30-2 and gym-20, ( even tho i was really fit in highschool) all i do is sit in my room.. read forums.. work.. sleep... good life eh?... fuck
Imo you should start by moving out from your parents. Own apartment(/or with other roommates) brings certain responsibilities and ALOT of new stuff.
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Whenever I vote for a politician, I vote for whoever I think will add the most material for comedians.
+ Show Spoiler +I have a few friends who make a living through stand-up. Since I have almost always thought all the choices were bad, I try to make the best of a terrible situation. Although I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger because I actually like/trust him. Too many fond memories of him on Nickelodeon award and game shows.
I cry not only at sad parts of movies, but at sad parts of books too.
+ Show Spoiler +I just finished The Hunger Games series, and could barely see the pages towards the end of the third one.
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A long time ago me and 3 other friends pranked our other friend, One of us pissed in a Pepsi bottle and tricked our other friend into taking a sip. I felt SO bad after... It wasn't my idea and I wasn't the one who pissed in it but I felt so freaking bad cause he cried after, it was more Pepsi than pee but still
we took a prank way too far.
We all swore never to tell anyone that we made him drink piss. 
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My GF cheated on me a few months ago and almost want to kill her....
Shes all i think about, and everything we did... and how i've wasted 4 years of my life with her just to have the bitch sleep with some arse of a man.
Since then i see nothing as interesting... nothing is fun... nothing is.... anything.
I day dream about the life i can never have. Lastly.... Some days my eczema is so bad i'd rather shoot myself then face the day ahead.
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...why would ayone "confess" to TL ??
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On August 19 2011 19:25 DH_Remorse wrote:
...why would ayone "confess" to TL ??
k pop stuff
asian midget fetish
etc
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I fear that I won't ever do anything good. That I'll be too lazy and wallow in my own filth playing video games and surfing youtube whenever I have free time for the rest of my life.
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I have no future because I'm so lazy and sad all the time.
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I love my best friend's crush. I don't want to do because I'm sure she likes me in return. Also, it's my last few months and I promised myself I would get a girlfriend before I graduated. Needless to say, Im still failing that at this point.
I feel like I'm too lazy and I need to get off my ass more and focus more on work. I just don't know where to begin tho.
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On August 19 2011 18:00 nihoh wrote:
Anyone here gonna admit to visiting call girls? I wanna have a laugh...
ugh ok I'll bite. It was a long time ago, walking home with some friends after a night of drinking in the city centre.It was about 7am. We walked through one of the red light districts when one of my friends went in with a girl. Some other whore chatted me up using all her charms. So I decided to bite instead of waiting in the cold. 30 bucks for a blowjob. Inside I asked if she could take her top of, only if I payed for a combo, fuck and suck, she told me. So I forked over another 20 bucks, she puts a condom on and starts doing her thing. She was really good at it, I was afraid I was going to finish before the fucking part so I told her to move on to the next part. This is where she got kinda bitchy, she let me dick go soft again, concluded that we cannot have sex like this and kicked me out. That was the first and last time :D
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The kpop and kdrama effect has a firm hold on me
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so is this thread a honeypot for nuking people? and who would admit to illegal acts on here? I got a doozey of one thats apparently worse than murder, even thiough noone was actually harmed, but I'll only state it if asked.
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I was once addicted to extacy to the point where I did it on a daily basis. I even lost my job and somehow scrounged any money I had to continue getting it. When I had room mates who would owe me money for hydro and rent, I'd pay with my credit card and get more because it was cash in my hand.
Cool story right...
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On March 06 2012 16:16 DeadCell wrote:
I was once addicted to extacy to the point where I did it on a daily basis. I even lost my job and somehow scrounged any money I had to continue getting it. When I had room mates who would owe me money for hydro and rent, I'd pay with my credit card and get more because it was cash in my hand.
Cool story right...
Except the part where E isn't addictive so your story seems totally bogus
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