Craziest shit I've ever heard - Page 5

On December 23 2010 11:52 Ridiculisk wrote:
It's a cautionary tale meant to warn young women of the dangers of frivolity.

You know when your parents tell you after you turn 18 not to leave your drinks unattended in a bar? In case you get spiked/raped w/e???

It's the same dealio, disgusting scare tactics to shock young people into being more careful.

On December 23 2010 06:00 Whiladan wrote:
Calling it: Watch out in 2012, for the new B movie...The Dinner Party.

On December 23 2010 06:02 Thratur wrote:
Even though there are some crazy crazy serial killers, I've never heard about that one

But here's a good one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Chase

On December 23 2010 15:48 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Hey man there was once this ugly-ass japanese dude, his really short and I'm going to say ugly again for emphasis. Who got infatuated with a Dutch girl whom of course he invited to his apartment for dinner. Only to find out she was the "menu" and he wanted to "absord" her essence just like the zergs because he deemed himself a "bronze-leaguer" in IRL terms terribad. But after doing this type of shit he returned home to Japan only to become a freaking star, a god among men walking the streets like a boss and shit like that.

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On December 23 2010 06:00 Whiladan wrote:
Calling it: Watch out in 2012, for the new B movie...The Dinner Party.

Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Thursday, 16 December 2010

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.


Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski

On December 23 2010 16:17 SilverLeagueElite wrote:

Link to the full article?