On November 08 2010 19:17 Dogsi wrote: If you want to live in a foreign country, get a job as a "native english speaker". Anyone in America, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand can get a decent easy job in just about any non English speaking country. I don't understand how these countries have so many unemployed...
Wrong..I've lived in Germany for over a year now and it took me a long time to find a job. Just because you speak English doesn't mean shit.
If relationships is an area you don't have sorted in your life, read the entirety of roissy.wordpress.com and memorise as much as you can so as to not make the same mistakes next time.
Don't fuck around practicing guitar for 10 years without taking lessons. Your skill level grows exponentially with a teacher, at a fucking slowass speed without one.
Put a coffee bag in your freezer and it won't stink. Not that I smell my freezer everytime I open it, but when I do, it can really smell bad even though nothing is rotten. Tried it and it works!
If you're driving in a multiway lane, and the car next to you starts hitting the breaks for no apparent reason, do the same. -Kids and dogs don't really act rationally when crossing streets so you must be prepared for their mistakes.
When buying milk reach behind the ones in front (also for baked goods) I don't buy milk however =p
Instead of coffee in the morning a piece of fresh fruit will keep you more alert for longer (also coffee is liquid carcinogen), at LAN events drink only water, snack on only fruit fruit and begin digesting meals at least an hour before your next match so you have blood in your brain as opposed to your midsection.
Day9: Train for Starcraft with your shoes on so your comfortable when the LAN comes around.
For sex buying narcotics is usually more fruitful then paying for sex and most illicit kinds including cocaine are lower on the harm chart then alcohol.
If you miss ciggerettes and weed but are scared of getting cancer buy a vaporizer for the best of both worlds.
Play Starcraft on adderall to win more, to stay focused, increase APM and sweat while playing.
You know that reversible surgery men can have to make them infertile? Well get it done and when your lover wants to make a baby accept then keep trying without having any incliniation why something might be wrong.
You can pretty much bring pot brownies anywhere as long as you put it tubberware with a taped on note in writing that says 'happy birthday/merry christmas from grandma'.
Breathe in heavily at the start of a blowjob and focus on keepjng your heart rate relaxed at the start of a blowjob to make it last even longer =]
Never talk to the police, especially if your innocent the best thing you can tell cops is nothing. Just be polite and on your way.
Forget the bullshit fading strip they put on disposable razers heres a trick to make them last 6 months:
Run the razerblade forward on your forearm (basically push it forwards as opposed to pulling back to shave air) and this will make the blade function like new. Hard to explain why this works as it just does.
So to reiterate push your razermforward on the skin not shaving and this resets the blades to their original state.
Ask your weed dealer if he has any shake availble, some give it away or sell it for very little as its poor for smoking however is great for tea/brownies.
To get into a club for half price have a friend check in, getmstamped then have him immeditly go for a smoke - when you see him breathe hot breathe on the stamp on his hand to apply it to your hand and then after they have entered you can skip the line + paying just be sure to not be wearing a jacket and if someone questions it simply suggest you have yet to pay your tab or that your jacket is at the bar. Be curteous/smile/act drunk.
On November 08 2010 15:33 dobbersp wrote: 1) If you are in a hurry and see a yellow light that you definitely will not make at a 4-way intersection, pull a "Hartsfield maneuver":
-Get into the right hand lane. -Make a right before the next traffic comes (right hand turns are legal on red lights ^^). -Get into the Left hand lane of the new road. -Take the next available U-turn. -Get into the right hand lane going the opposite direction on that new road. -Make another right onto the original road (right turns are still legal on red lights xD).
3) If you are lost, only ask people who look normal questions.
do you really think the hartsfield maneuver saves time? you would need a really long red light for this to warrant all the extra turns. also, the u-turn would need to be pretty much clear without any wait or yielding for oncoming traffic. i've pondered doing this move before but i usually figure it would just take longer.
If you're really in a hurry, just U-turn in the middle of the lane.
If your really in a hurry just blow through the red light
On November 08 2010 19:17 Dogsi wrote: If you want to live in a foreign country, get a job as a "native english speaker". Anyone in America, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand can get a decent easy job in just about any non English speaking country. I don't understand how these countries have so many unemployed...
Wrong..I've lived in Germany for over a year now and it took me a long time to find a job. Just because you speak English doesn't mean shit.
Immigrants are desperate and less choosy when it comes to jobs. Basically they are doing the shitty jobs that you refuse to do, plus he doesn't mind a lesser salary. So it's partially true I guess.
On November 08 2010 19:17 Dogsi wrote: If you want to live in a foreign country, get a job as a "native english speaker". Anyone in America, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand can get a decent easy job in just about any non English speaking country. I don't understand how these countries have so many unemployed...
Wrong..I've lived in Germany for over a year now and it took me a long time to find a job. Just because you speak English doesn't mean shit.
Immigrants are desperate and less choosy when it comes to jobs. Basically they are doing the shitty jobs that you refuse to do, plus he doesn't mind a lesser salary. So it's partially true I guess.
It doesn't have to do with being choosy about your job. Knowing how to speak english means nothing in central Europe. You can't just come here and instantly get some kind of job just because you're fluent in english. Speaking for Germany, pretty much anyone under the age of 40 can easily communicate in english on a high level. Many college students and professionals are fluent or almost so. Even most people under 60 can at least communicate on a basic level in english.
May be different elsewhere in the world (I'm pretty sure it is), but in central Europe, you'll have a hard time finding someone who can't speak/write English.
SOS Morse code on cross walks is what the paramedics use to stretcher someone across the street. Next time you need to cross, press 3 short presses on the button, 3 long presses, and 3 short presses again to change the light so you can cross the street. Do it at a rather quick pace to get it to work.
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Will def try this... but I have tried a ton of options like this and they never seem to work.
On November 08 2010 19:17 Dogsi wrote: If you want to live in a foreign country, get a job as a "native english speaker". Anyone in America, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand can get a decent easy job in just about any non English speaking country. I don't understand how these countries have so many unemployed...
Wrong..I've lived in Germany for over a year now and it took me a long time to find a job. Just because you speak English doesn't mean shit.
Immigrants are desperate and less choosy when it comes to jobs. Basically they are doing the shitty jobs that you refuse to do, plus he doesn't mind a lesser salary. So it's partially true I guess.
It doesn't have to do with being choosy about your job. Knowing how to speak english means nothing in central Europe. You can't just come here and instantly get some kind of job just because you're fluent in english. Speaking for Germany, pretty much anyone under the age of 40 can easily communicate in english on a high level. Many college students and professionals are fluent or almost so. Even most people under 60 can at least communicate on a basic level in english.
May be different elsewhere in the world (I'm pretty sure it is), but in central Europe, you'll have a hard time finding someone who can't speak/write English.
Maybe he just meant like Asian countries and other developing countries. It's piss easy to get a job in Vietnam as an English Teacher if you speak the language. Salary might seem shit, but then you take into account living expenses in developing countries are relatively low so it works out =]
The way he puts on his clothes is pretty cool, I only do the pants trick sometimes cause I'm still a student and don't need to wear a suit everyday
Oh man, this video was beautiful. I actually tried to put my pants on this way (I was a bit slow bit but I still got them on pretty quick) but I'm wondering how he had the pants out on the ground, was it just layed out normally?
On November 08 2010 19:59 kawatan wrote: DON'T PANIC
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drinking a glass of water before going to bed prevents constipation
I do this to wake myself up in the morning(I feel like much more awake when I ACTUALLY wake up for real if I get up 1-2 times a night)
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