EPTHowever, turning on and off a phone a lot of times is going to be more detrimental so don't do that.
I feel like there was already a thread like this a year ago or something.
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
However, turning on and off a phone a lot of times is going to be more detrimental so don't do that. I feel like there was already a thread like this a year ago or something. | ||
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Shigy
United States346 Posts
On November 08 2010 15:33 dobbersp wrote: 1) If you are in a hurry and see a yellow light that you definitely will not make at a 4-way intersection, pull a "Hartsfield maneuver": -Get into the right hand lane. -Make a right before the next traffic comes (right hand turns are legal on red lights ^^). -Get into the Left hand lane of the new road. -Take the next available U-turn. -Get into the right hand lane going the opposite direction on that new road. -Make another right onto the original road (right turns are still legal on red lights xD). 3) If you are lost, only ask people who look normal questions. do you really think the hartsfield maneuver saves time? you would need a really long red light for this to warrant all the extra turns. also, the u-turn would need to be pretty much clear without any wait or yielding for oncoming traffic. i've pondered doing this move before but i usually figure it would just take longer. as for 3). rofl | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On November 08 2010 15:39 Shigy wrote: do you really think the hartsfield maneuver saves time? you would need a really long red light for this to warrant all the extra turns. also, the u-turn would need to be pretty much clear without any wait or yielding for oncoming traffic. i've pondered doing this move before but i usually figure it would just take longer. as for 3). rofl Depends on the red light time and the amount of traffic. Also, sometimes people in the right turn lane often don't turn so you'er gonna be fucked. | ||
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Zealotdriver
United States1557 Posts
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kOre
Canada3642 Posts
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
-When you enter the elevator, do not press the floor button, but hold the closed door button. -When the elevator door closes, while still holding onto the closed door button, press and hold the number of the floor you wish to go to. -Keep holding onto both buttons until elevator starts moving, and then let go. -????? -Profit! Works in most new apartment buildings. With any luck, the elevator will move faster than usual as well. Enjoy =D | ||
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dobbersp
United States94 Posts
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Sillylaughs
Canada198 Posts
"wat, no u turns you say?!" | ||
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sksyen
United States359 Posts
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Glaven
Canada554 Posts
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
On November 08 2010 15:49 Glaven wrote: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". the fuck? | ||
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dobbersp
United States94 Posts
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LarJarsE
United States1378 Posts
That's from "Snatch" | ||
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
movie reference | ||
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Redunzl
862 Posts
On November 08 2010 15:16 Chairman Ray wrote: brushing my teeth while peeing in the shower will save some time in the morning | ||
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0mgVitaminE
United States1278 Posts
On November 08 2010 15:41 da_head wrote: when in an apartment building, here's a techinque used by the police to prevent the elevator from stopping at any floors until yours: -When you enter the elevator, do not press the floor button, but hold the closed door button. -When the elevator door closes, while still holding onto the closed door button, press and hold the number of the floor you wish to go to. -Keep holding onto both buttons until elevator starts moving, and then let go. -????? -Profit! Works in most new apartment buildings. With any luck, the elevator will move faster than usual as well. Enjoy =D I've always wanted to do this, but i forget to once I have the chance | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21670 | ||
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Raisauce
Canada864 Posts
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
ah ok, was worried for a sec xD | ||
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OopsOopsBaby
Singapore3425 Posts
On November 08 2010 15:27 jiabung wrote: do this while showering for extra time conservation i eat while i pee or shit. | ||
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