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On November 08 2010 15:31 snorlax wrote:
keep the weed in your pocket not in your backpack so you can drop it when the cops approach instead of awkwardly trying to take it out of your bag
Don't keep it in your pocket, the aroma gets trapped and builds up letting little bursts of it out at a time, making the smell very noticable. Instead, take your shoe and lift up the sole inside of it, and slide it under there, there's no room for any smell to get out (not that it's full proof, just keeps cops from smelling it instantly) and unless they are specifically looking for drugs, they won't ask you to take your shoes off during a pat down.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia!
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Don't think at 30 you can still eat the same way when you were 20. Your metabolism slows down and life just won't give you the free time to burn calories.
This sounds like a no-brainer, but you'd be surprised at out oblivious people are, wondering why they are getting fat after 25.
It's still fun going on facebook and seeing old classmates pack on 50lbs after 10 years after highschool.
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Most of the girls i know say that I have a huge penis, which is false (i have a normal size, maybe a little more than average but nothing so big). In fact I choose my pants in a way that they make this part of my body easy to see. Girls then can't get their eyes of it, and think they are sexually attracted by me (it work, almost everygirl i've been with told me about that).
This is a trick I've taken from Jim Morrisson, lead singer of the doors, who used to design his own pants in a way that his crotch attract the eye.
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On November 08 2010 15:49 Glaven wrote:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Or just watch Dexter ;D
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On November 08 2010 15:49 Glaven wrote:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
now all you need is bricktop as your sn
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Don't invade Russia. Even if you think it will, it won't work. This also applies to Risk.
Also never buy fruit and vegetables pre packed. It's almost always significantly cheaper to buy it loose.
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If you go to mcdonalds order something special with your burger, like different bun, different salad mix, or we.
Its free and you can make your own awesome combo
This way you are sure that your burger will be freshly made!
You piss off the people working
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Always be polite and friendly to people who serve you food, you get extra. I myself got double bacon this morning in exchange for a smile. I'm always amazed people go to such effort trying to get free shit out of vending machines and then never interact with the people serving them food.
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On November 08 2010 15:16 Chairman Ray wrote:
brushing my teeth while peeing will save some time in the morning
Brushing my teeth and peeing while in the shower saves me more time in the morning =)
Think of it like macroing while microing, while in the shower.
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On November 08 2010 19:54 calin wrote:Show nested quote +On November 08 2010 19:17 Dogsi wrote:
If you want to live in a foreign country, get a job as a "native english speaker". Anyone in America, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand can get a decent easy job in just about any non English speaking country. I don't understand how these countries have so many unemployed... Wrong..I've lived in Germany for over a year now and it took me a long time to find a job. Just because you speak English doesn't mean shit.
I said just about. This doesn't hold true for Europe.
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When boiling eggs put them in the water immediatly, when the water boils turn of the stove and wait for about 6-8 mins for softboiled eggs and 10+ mins for hardboiled. The eggs are easy to peel as well, no need to chill them.
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On November 08 2010 21:45 dinmsab wrote:Show nested quote +On November 08 2010 19:54 calin wrote:On November 08 2010 19:17 Dogsi wrote:
If you want to live in a foreign country, get a job as a "native english speaker". Anyone in America, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand can get a decent easy job in just about any non English speaking country. I don't understand how these countries have so many unemployed... Wrong..I've lived in Germany for over a year now and it took me a long time to find a job. Just because you speak English doesn't mean shit. Immigrants are desperate and less choosy when it comes to jobs. Basically they are doing the shitty jobs that you refuse to do, plus he doesn't mind a lesser salary. So it's partially true I guess.
http://www.asia-pacific-connections.com/salaries_benefits.html
S. Korea pays about 2 grand a month + free housing, no education or certification required.
http://www.julieinjapan.com/2007/07/average-salary-for-teaching-english-in.html
Average salary for no education, no certifications is about 2500 a month in Japan, with free housing.
Those are 2 of the more common places. I am currently making roughly 4500 a month teaching GMAT/GRE/SAT in Jakarta but I readily admit that's well above the average and it would be misleading for me to claim that anyone can come here and make that. Anyone CAN come here and get a job though.
It's a cake job, anyone can do it. Did I say you will make a good salary? Of course not. It doesn't require you to have any skills beyond being able to speak English. The salary is pretty much always above the local average though.
The only foreigners I've seen desperate to get jobs during my time in Asia are the non English speakers (for instance, Indians trying to get jobs teaching in English).
As for the comment on lesser salary... it's not like Malaysians generally earn high salaries ;-)
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On November 08 2010 22:04 me_viet wrote:Show nested quote +On November 08 2010 21:52 Shockk wrote:On November 08 2010 21:45 dinmsab wrote:On November 08 2010 19:54 calin wrote:On November 08 2010 19:17 Dogsi wrote:
If you want to live in a foreign country, get a job as a "native english speaker". Anyone in America, UK, Australia, Canada and New Zealand can get a decent easy job in just about any non English speaking country. I don't understand how these countries have so many unemployed... Wrong..I've lived in Germany for over a year now and it took me a long time to find a job. Just because you speak English doesn't mean shit. Immigrants are desperate and less choosy when it comes to jobs. Basically they are doing the shitty jobs that you refuse to do, plus he doesn't mind a lesser salary. So it's partially true I guess. It doesn't have to do with being choosy about your job. Knowing how to speak english means nothing in central Europe. You can't just come here and instantly get some kind of job just because you're fluent in english. Speaking for Germany, pretty much anyone under the age of 40 can easily communicate in english on a high level. Many college students and professionals are fluent or almost so. Even most people under 60 can at least communicate on a basic level in english. May be different elsewhere in the world (I'm pretty sure it is), but in central Europe, you'll have a hard time finding someone who can't speak/write English. Maybe he just meant like Asian countries and other developing countries. It's piss easy to get a job in Vietnam as an English Teacher if you speak the language. Salary might seem shit, but then you take into account living expenses in developing countries are relatively low so it works out =]
Pretty much, yeah. While my current salary is less than I earned when I was working in Japan (not as an "english teacher"), I save about 2/3 of my salary a month, have 2 maids, a nanny a driver, and a big house. Jakarta sucks as a city, but I have a nice life and can provide for my family surprisingly well.
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On November 08 2010 17:16 semantics wrote:Show nested quote +On November 08 2010 17:08 emythrel wrote:On November 08 2010 15:15 CaucasianAsian wrote:
-Don't pass trucks who are in the left lane on an interstate. They only are in the left lane to pass slower cars in the right lane. So moving to the right lane will put you behind the car that the truck is passing
Thats called undertaking and its illegal anyways..... so that is probably a better reason not to do it Maybe in the UK but i'm unaware that it is in most of the USA. Most of the USA also has right hand turns on red light, as long as you treat it like a stop light and stop before hand, we also allow white lining/lane splitting w.e you wanna call it for motorcyclists. All this varies by state, and if you're traveling across USA you should always assume it's all illegal i got pulled over in Florida for making a right hand turn on a red light, lucky the police officer was lenient, he could have easily seen out of state licenses plate and sealed the deal on a ticket. As i clearly could be wasting my money traveling back there just to contest it in court.
rules about passing are state specific, but almost all states have laws making it illegal to pass the the right except under certain circumstances, such as in Massachusetts you can only do it if you are on a bicycle, and in NYS the only time is when the vehicle on the left is making a left hand turn
These laws are rarely enforced, but passing on the right is much more dangerous as the blindspot is much much larger, and people dont expect it
Something that works well for me is don't adjust your clocks to daylight savings in the fall for a few weeks. this way someone who chronically oversleeps, and is late(like me) will be running an hour ahead of normal, meaning im 15-30 min early for work now
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On November 09 2010 00:15 NukeTheBunnys wrote:Show nested quote +On November 08 2010 17:16 semantics wrote:On November 08 2010 17:08 emythrel wrote:On November 08 2010 15:15 CaucasianAsian wrote:
-Don't pass trucks who are in the left lane on an interstate. They only are in the left lane to pass slower cars in the right lane. So moving to the right lane will put you behind the car that the truck is passing
Thats called undertaking and its illegal anyways..... so that is probably a better reason not to do it Maybe in the UK but i'm unaware that it is in most of the USA. Most of the USA also has right hand turns on red light, as long as you treat it like a stop light and stop before hand, we also allow white lining/lane splitting w.e you wanna call it for motorcyclists. All this varies by state, and if you're traveling across USA you should always assume it's all illegal i got pulled over in Florida for making a right hand turn on a red light, lucky the police officer was lenient, he could have easily seen out of state licenses plate and sealed the deal on a ticket. As i clearly could be wasting my money traveling back there just to contest it in court. rules about passing are state specific, but almost all states have laws making it illegal to pass the the right except under certain circumstances, such as in Massachusetts you can only do it if you are on a bicycle, and in NYS the only time is when the vehicle on the left is making a left hand turn These laws are rarely enforced, but passing on the right is much more dangerous as the blindspot is much much larger, and people dont expect it Something that works well for me is don't adjust your clocks to daylight savings in the fall for a few weeks. this way someone who chronically oversleeps, and is late(like me) will be running an hour ahead of normal, meaning im 15-30 min early for work now
Things like that never work for me. I am aware that the cloak is off and I naturally adjust the time to what it really should be when planning things. I can't lie to myself :-(
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Bacon:
Microwaving bacon is a simple and very effective method of getting your bacon to perfect taste and crispiness. Take a paper plate and put a piece of paper towel both below and above your layer of bacon. This soaks up fat as its burned off and prevents any fat dirtying your microwave. You'll have to adjust the cooking time on your individual microwave, but in my old microwave it takes roughly 1 minute per strip and in my new microwave that time is 45 seconds per strip. Remove from microwave and enjoy the perfect bacon.
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I find that drinking loads of water at night before you sleep helps reduce the needs for me drinking water throughout the day. Less time spent drinking, less time in toilet = more time overall.
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If somebody shakes your coke/sprite/pepsi whatever softdrink/soda/pop just rotate the can once around and it will not blow up in your face. its faster than tapping the can.
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On November 09 2010 00:54 Mykill wrote:
If somebody shakes your coke/sprite/pepsi whatever softdrink/soda/pop just rotate the can once around and it will not blow up in your face. its faster than tapping the can.
Have you actually tried this?
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