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Kau
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Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
LordWeird – Interview
meeple – Troll Booth/Shit Bus
Thunk – Chalk talk
MystLord – VOD of the Week
Scaramanga – VOD of the Week
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Random Image of the Week .................... p5
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p6
The Shit Bus .......................................... p6
Best of Blogs ......................................... p7
Ban of the Week .................................... p8
Vod of the Week .................................... p9
Interview ................................................ p10
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- Check out this guide to going backwards. I wonder how many people who are in SC2 Beta who have never ever touched BW before.
- Slav's guide to PvZ. It's his birthday! Wish him happy birthday.
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[13:06] <TA|deL> dude know what would be sick
[13:06] <TA|deL> if you could NAME your 2v2 and 3v3 teams in SC2
[13:06] <TA|deL> instead of just being the 3 player names
[13:07] <Pholon> ;D
[13:07] <Pholon> agreed lol
[13:07] <TA|deL> The Four Skins
[13:07] <TA|deL> for a 4v4 team
[13:07] <TA|deL> >_>
[13:07] <Pholon> rofl
[16:51] <@Beyonder^^> 3v3 with random allies is impossible
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> opponents go 3 zerg
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> you get 18 lings
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> 1 ally newbie = omaha beach
[17:08] <@decaf> hahaha
[17:12] <@flamewheel> \o/
[17:12] <@Nyovne> LOL
[15:09] <@boesthius> shauni i feel like u dont appreciate anything
[15:09] <@boesthius> except animu
[15:09] <@boesthius> and little girls
[15:10] <@Shauni-> whats wrong with liking little girls
[15:10] <@Shauni-> everybody likes little girls
[15:04] <@motbob> what the fuck
[15:04] <@motbob> no one on stars is on TLPD
[15:05] <@motbob> wait no
[15:05] <@motbob> i was looking at TSLD
[15:05] <@motbob> woooooooooow i am a noob
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What a frickin' shitstorm this was... I love HotBid's comment on the second page
While this was a serious contender...
Sorry Kennegit, this is actually the biggest piece of shit you will ever see...
Ahah... GINGER POWER!!
For the first time ever (I think) a thread is so epically awful that it was actually stickied in the closed thread...
Of all the threads bashing Blizzard, this one that I stumbled across was one of the coolest
Ah... at last, a normal person. Glad to meat you.
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e.soul[gm] was just temp banned for 2 weeks by vGl-CoW.
That account was created on 2008-05-18 03:27:03 and had 224 posts.
Reason: WAS BEING A TOTAL JERK TO MANIFESTO
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radmax86 was just temp banned for 1 week by intrigue.
That account was created on 2004-09-30 13:16:53 and had 203 posts.
Reason: please refrain from posting like you have brain damage. this is not clan x17 or gg.net.
PrideNeverDies was just banned by Kennigit.
That account was created on 2009-07-31 06:39:23 and had 74 posts.
Reason: Yeah, you're a douche bag. Maybe your pride never dies, but your account just did.
Editor's Note: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127743¤tpage=All
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+ Show Spoiler [Mystlord] +Hi everyone, not too many games this week, so I can't really recommend any other games than these: First off, you need to go see the MSL Finals of Flash vs Jaedong. I recommend it for obvious reasons, and you need to see what happens in the MSL. Spoilering yourself with the results is no good! Go watch go watch! Anti-spoiler spoiler tags added. The other game I want to recommend was played last night, so I can't provide a VOD yet, but it was pretty good. This was just unbelievable play by a certain player. It was just an incredible game overall with very impressive play. Highly recommend 
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Question of the Week
Poll: Do you watch more SC2 or SCBW?SCBW (156) 62% SC2 (96) 38% 252 total votes Your vote: Do you watch more SC2 or SCBW? (Vote): SCBW
(Vote): SC2
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Kau
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always really nice to read. Thx a lot.
Bi-est
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LOL so much has happened since the last pony
awesome edition!!
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bi-est was funny as hell. the ban hammer was off the hook this week!
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I think I watch more SCBW
bi-est hahahaha
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You can definitely tell the mods are losing their patience... the bans this week were perhaps a little crueler than most
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Kau
Canada3500 Posts
On June 02 2010 02:41 meeple wrote:
You can definitely tell the mods are losing their patience... the bans this week were perhaps a little crueler than most
And I support that! We got tons of active members now so a few more bans here and there are fine :p
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I had a sick PM to Kau. It was pretty funny.
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Kau
Canada3500 Posts
On June 02 2010 04:17 thunk wrote:
I had a sick PM to Kau. It was pretty funny.
Ya I was gonna post that if you didn't send something in on time.
On June 02 2010 04:26 Smix wrote:Rek/zephyr's bet blogs for jaedong/flash? hahaAh I see rek's was posted in the last issue. I thought results would be interesting to post haha And no dear readers this time? :o Thanks again as always kau + team
Hmm I didn't know what to put in that part. Dunno what to say to you guys anymore.
Rek lost a little over 15k, I don't know how much zephyr made.
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ahh great PX! the bans are fucking hilarious LOL thanks as always, PX crew
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Awesome PE this week!! Loved the blogs and trolls you guys picked out!
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Haha! Bi-est must be a troll, no one is that stupid. At least I hope so.
edit: wow, funniest issue in a while
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I don't know why but zatic's post in the "normal guy" thread is just hilarious to me. Good job as always Pony Express.
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sc:bw will always have a place in my heart <3
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PX bump!
so many crap threads and bans recently lol
I watch SC:BW way more for sure.
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Troll Booth is hysterical. I'd say the best Troll Booth evar!
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On June 02 2010 09:30 InRaged wrote:
Troll Booth is hysterical. I'd say the best Troll Booth evar!
There were just so many this week... I had a great time picking the best ones
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Great work on this PE! I think it's the longest time I've spent reading PE in a while..
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Hilarious issue. The troll booth was rather funny, and crowded. (The trolls must be multiplying!)
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haha, tl is more interesting now than i thought
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Wow, I'm impressed ! That's a huge load of information you've gathered.
Much appreciated, thanks a lot.
And more important to me, thanks to this awesomeness, I've finally found this legendary post from Manifesto7 :
On January 17 2005 20:48 Manifesto7 wrote:
Game 3: Reach (p) 59-48 vs SaferZerg (z) 16-11 on Neo Guillotine
I have heard rumblings about my reporting being somewhat biased towards Reach, and that I should try to be more impartial. I apologize for this, and will try to curb my enthusiasm for him from now on.
The greatest StarCraft player on the earth today (23-28 vs Z) warped in at five, while SaferZerg (4-3 vs P) spawned across the map at eleven. Safer went for a safe twelve pool build while scouting the map, while Odin himself used his brilliant intellect and cunning to start with a forge-first build which quickly led to a fast nexus. It looked as if the game would boil down to a race between Reach’s sairs and Safer’s mutalisks, but in reality there was no competition. Saferzerg was forced to switch to lurkers while the Gifted One’s air power dominated the skies.
While Safer looked to contain with his new lurkers, Reach simply shrugged off his opponents mild attempts at resistance as his dt artfully ninja sliced the drones at Safer’s expansion. Bordering on contempt for this pathetic display of zerg offense, Reach broke out of his main with a zeal/goon/temp army, decimating his opponent’s lurkers and expanding two more times. With only one expansion, Safer was unable to keep up with the protoss macro game, and with every breath Reach gave life to new legions of armies willing to do his bidding. As Safer huddled in the corner of the map, mounting no offense and trying to avoid detection, Reach launched his Spartans relentlessly, raining blue fire down upon the confused and frightened zerg. With the blood running in torrents, Safer quickly taped out in the face of the onslaught, took one look at the face of God, and ran from the MegaWeb studio to find solace in the company of lesser mortals.
Reach simply got up, made all the girls swoon with a single smile, and then got into his cloud car and headed back to the heavens for fine wine and peeled grapes.
Reach > SaferZerg
Unfortunately, this does not change things for my Mudang hero. However, he will ultimately extract revenge upon all those who attempt to sully his name.
I'm so happy right now . Mantoss and Manifesto7, what a deadly combo ! >
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Ban everyone who voted for SC2.
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Lovin' this Pony, Kau :D
I wondered what was being referred to in the Ginger thread. Manifesto's Ask Me blog was fascinating and hilarious :x
Keep it up!
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Pony Expresses are one of my favorite things about teamliquid! I hope that one day I can be a part of the team hunting down content for them, but I probably need at least 10,000 posts first so it might be a while. The troll booth was awesome and I just learned everything there is to know about the legendary pokemani.
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
[16:51] <@Beyonder^^> 3v3 with random allies is impossible
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> opponents go 3 zerg
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> you get 18 lings
[17:04] <@Beyonder^^> 1 ally newbie = omaha beach
[17:08] <@decaf> hahaha
[17:12] <@flamewheel> \o/
[17:12] <@Nyovne> LOL
Rofl I got in there!
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I love Troll Booth, but I was a little upset for being banned for 2 days but I won't hold it against anyone, I thought knowing "cool story bro" in french would be the greatest thing ever! XD
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to be fair the guy had a legitimate argument, it was just sidetracked by our bi-est
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On June 03 2010 09:27 bjornkavist wrote:
I love Troll Booth, but I was a little upset for being banned for 2 days but I won't hold it against anyone, I thought knowing "cool story bro" in french would be the greatest thing ever! XD
Eh, a 2-Day temp ban is like a slap on the wrist... alot of the responses were funny but so 4-chan-ish that it rubbed the mods the wrong way.
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I didn't mean to be mean, honest!
