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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 03:21:14
May 28 2010 03:20 GMT
#1
But not to a baby..

So there i was, playing some starcraft 2 massing voidrays and beating terrans being a generally faggot protoss. I quit and go eat some pizza yum, its cheese my favorite, we even have breadsticks to go with it!

However little did i know the fight for my life would soon begin..I casually stroll back to my computer chair and play a game or two more, i stop playing for awhile and like most growing youngsters do i get horny over nothing, so i go jack my dick finish and come back when something stirs..and i feel this in my stomach :

[image loading]

I think oh my god this is going to be bad, i quickly rush to the toilet and sit down when i fart and it smells BAAAAAAAD and i mean so bad it would make stink say that stinks, afterwords i fart a few more times but they are something closely related to this :

[image loading]

And finally i hear my stomach roar, its not like a little kitten roar but like a god damn full grown lion wanting out of its cage before it beats some fucking ass, then i fart one more time and i feel my bowels rushing to my asshole and after the storm is over, this is what is looking at me in the toilet bowl

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

yes i gave birth to BABY GODZILLA
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 28 2010 03:24 GMT
#2
Cool story bro

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Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
May 28 2010 03:25 GMT
#3
oh thats great
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
DatTheMighty
Profile Joined March 2009
Vietnam122 Posts
May 28 2010 03:26 GMT
#4
intriguing tale brethren

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d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
May 28 2010 03:29 GMT
#5
fascinating story kin

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manner
beg
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
991 Posts
May 28 2010 03:31 GMT
#6
[image loading]

obviously
ShinyGerbil
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada519 Posts
May 28 2010 03:32 GMT
#7
remarkable narrative sir

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[s]savior[/s] jaedong fighting! // member of LighT eSports
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
May 28 2010 03:37 GMT
#8
lol wtf. entertaining i have to say tho...
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
May 28 2010 03:40 GMT
#9
Haha, this made almost made me lol and did make me smile. Very interesting *__________*
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
May 28 2010 03:41 GMT
#10
I expected an epic turd, I was disappointed.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
May 28 2010 03:42 GMT
#11
>< thank god it was NOT an epic turd
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5794 Posts
May 28 2010 03:43 GMT
#12
Interesting anecdote, sir.

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"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
TommyGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States142 Posts
May 28 2010 03:46 GMT
#13
i rated this a 1/5 because of the lack of real turd pics
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
May 28 2010 03:46 GMT
#14
birth of another troll *
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9777 Posts
May 28 2010 03:52 GMT
#15
god smites faggot protosses.

god plays terran.
boomer hands
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
May 28 2010 03:53 GMT
#16
haha i did not expect that in the spoiler.

but then most of us did not, im sure.

5/5 because baby godzilla is cute
XK ßubonic
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
May 28 2010 03:53 GMT
#17
Fantastic prose, comrade.

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LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
InfernoX
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden55 Posts
May 28 2010 03:54 GMT
#18
Rofl :D 5/5
Polarn
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway96 Posts
May 28 2010 03:56 GMT
#19
Such an enchanting tale of love and pain.
ABC // ÆØÅ
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
May 28 2010 03:57 GMT
#20
i find that when i get turned on i feel like i have to take a shit. Sometimes an erection for me is swiftly followed by a feeling like im gonna piss out my ass.
Better than Pokebunny
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