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Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
May 28 2010 03:57 GMT
#21
haha, I laughed quite hard. 5/5 =P
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4612 Posts
May 28 2010 04:07 GMT
#22
Riveting tale, chap.

User was warned for this post
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?viewdays=0&show_part=5 <--- Articles Section on TL
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
May 28 2010 04:15 GMT
#23
fraiche histoire mon frere

User was temp banned for this post.
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 28 2010 04:26 GMT
#24
Such degenerate responses. Op was decent though, I chuckled
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
May 28 2010 04:35 GMT
#25
On May 28 2010 13:26 minus_human wrote:
Such degenerate responses. Op was decent though, I chuckled

this is my first blog using pictures haha, i was hoping for better
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 28 2010 04:53 GMT
#26
hahaha hilarious. uhm.. c ongrats?
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 28 2010 04:54 GMT
#27
On May 28 2010 13:35 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 28 2010 13:26 minus_human wrote:
Such degenerate responses. Op was decent though, I chuckled

this is my first blog using pictures haha, i was hoping for better

Post about shit, get shit responses? Seems reasonable...
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
May 28 2010 05:17 GMT
#28
upon second reading, i must say this was an intriguing story, brotha-from-anotha-motha
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 28 2010 06:17 GMT
#29
this is your toilet?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
May 28 2010 06:31 GMT
#30
Holy shit? [Pun intended]

This is why cheesing is fucking bad for you

Stop it ^^
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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
May 28 2010 07:32 GMT
#31
haha! Last night me and this guy got halfetizers at applebee's. We both got nachos

out in the parking lot, before we peaced, he just looked at me and goes "I'm gonna destroy the interior of my house." silence

oh my god that made my night. and it sums up this blog in one line
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
PobTheCad
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia893 Posts
May 28 2010 09:06 GMT
#32
yeah but i bet you felt a heck of a lot better after you popped that turtle out right
Once again back is the incredible!
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
May 28 2010 09:35 GMT
#33
Come to think of it, this whole fucking blog is stupid. -_-
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