So there i was, playing some starcraft 2 massing voidrays and beating terrans being a generally faggot protoss. I quit and go eat some pizza yum, its cheese my favorite, we even have breadsticks to go with it!
However little did i know the fight for my life would soon begin..I casually stroll back to my computer chair and play a game or two more, i stop playing for awhile and like most growing youngsters do i get horny over nothing, so i go jack my dick finish and come back when something stirs..and i feel this in my stomach :
I think oh my god this is going to be bad, i quickly rush to the toilet and sit down when i fart and it smells BAAAAAAAD and i mean so bad it would make stink say that stinks, afterwords i fart a few more times but they are something closely related to this :
And finally i hear my stomach roar, its not like a little kitten roar but like a god damn full grown lion wanting out of its cage before it beats some fucking ass, then i fart one more time and i feel my bowels rushing to my asshole and after the storm is over, this is what is looking at me in the toilet bowl
i find that when i get turned on i feel like i have to take a shit. Sometimes an erection for me is swiftly followed by a feeling like im gonna piss out my ass.
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