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Porn Star Rescues Man From Jail Sentence in Puerto

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cHaNg-sTa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1058 Posts
April 29 2010 04:16 GMT
#1
..Rico

(accidentally posted this in SC2 forums, sry)

Simon-Timmerman was detained by customs in Puerto Rico on his way back from a Venezuelan vacation. The agents found a copy of "Little Lupe the Innocent: Don't Be Fooled by Her Baby Face," starring Lupe Fuentes, in his luggage.

Presumably after watching and re-watching the video several times to be sure, the customs officer -- who testified as an expert in child pornography -- determined that Fuentes was "13–14 years of age," and Simon-Timmerman was subsequently arrested and held awaiting trial for months, facing a 20-year prison sentence.

The problem? Little Lupe, who was born in 1987, was definitely of age at the time of filming, if anyone involved in prosecuting Simon-Timmerman cared to look, which they didn't.

Keep reading to learn exactly how this all-American consumer of adult pornography was exonerated with Lupe's help and what she told us about the problems with her, uh, youthful appearance.

Lupe to the Rescue
Despite assorted forms of documentation that proved Fuentes' age, the feelings of the pair of experts -- including the customs agent and Dr. Pedro R. Jaunarena, a pediatrician -- overruled the evidence provided by Simon-Timmerman's defense.

As he continued to spend months of his life incarcerated on the suspicion of possession of child pornography -- a charge that sounds like the worst possible answer to a fellow inmate's inquiring "What are you in for?" -- his attorney contacted Fuentes, who verified that, yeah, she was a legal adult when she made the movies.

Even still, this wasn't enough to challenge the prosecutor's confidence in the child porn experts, who by this time we can assume had watched the video dozens, if not hundreds of times, in order to develop an unshakable faith in their own observations. The prosecution refused to subpoena the records from Fuentes' studio or even allow a copy of Fuentes' ID into evidence.

Thus, Simon-Timmerman's hope lay in one long-shot gamble: Little Lupe herself would have to fly to Puerto Rico, show her passport to the prosecutor, and testify under oath that she was really, really not 13 years old.


Link Below (I guess NSFW)

http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/28/porn-star-little-lupe-fuentes-rescues-carlos-alfredo-simon-timmerman-puerto-rico/
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-29 04:17:45
April 29 2010 04:17 GMT
#2
ok i think there are words on that page....

EDIT: nope sorry, that was just the design of the couch
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
April 29 2010 04:21 GMT
#3
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
April 29 2010 04:24 GMT
#4
Fantastic.
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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
April 29 2010 04:24 GMT
#5
On April 29 2010 13:21 tonight wrote:
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.


Oh you!
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MourningWould
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States110 Posts
April 29 2010 04:25 GMT
#6
On April 29 2010 13:21 tonight wrote:
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.


"poor dude" was looking at material that portrayed someone as a child. It doesn't matter how old the pornstar actually was at the time of the filming, it's still sick in my opinion. Dude is getting off on kids... Something's not right there.
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
April 29 2010 04:26 GMT
#7
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.

Lol
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 29 2010 04:30 GMT
#8
Lesson learn its best to stream your porn via the internet.
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keV.
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3214 Posts
April 29 2010 04:31 GMT
#9
On April 29 2010 13:25 MourningWould wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2010 13:21 tonight wrote:
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.


"poor dude" was looking at material that portrayed someone as a child. It doesn't matter how old the pornstar actually was at the time of the filming, it's still sick in my opinion. Dude is getting off on kids... Something's not right there.


It's true that age isn't exactly tangible. However, I don't see how "portraying" an adult as a non-adult is any different then fantasizing. You can't go around arresting people on that kind of whim.
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Pseudo_Utopia
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada827 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-29 04:35:07
April 29 2010 04:34 GMT
#10
On April 29 2010 13:25 MourningWould wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2010 13:21 tonight wrote:
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.


"poor dude" was looking at material that portrayed someone as a child. It doesn't matter how old the pornstar actually was at the time of the filming, it's still sick in my opinion. Dude is getting off on kids... Something's not right there.


Oh man, how many guys love to watch porn where girls are mistreated or put down in various ways - how many guys love the schoolgirl look with pigtails and such - how many guys like youthful looks in a woman? Did you even look at the pics in the OP link? I have trouble seeing how being attracted to her is sick. Even if latinas aren't my type. If this guy gets arrested then a shitload more *should* be if things are fair. As a society we've placed the line at a controllable place: actual age. You can think it's sick if you want but to condone him spending 8mo in jail with the authorities turning a blatant blind eye is misguided imo.
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I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
April 29 2010 04:34 GMT
#11
On April 29 2010 13:25 MourningWould wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2010 13:21 tonight wrote:
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.


"poor dude" was looking at material that portrayed someone as a child. It doesn't matter how old the pornstar actually was at the time of the filming, it's still sick in my opinion. Dude is getting off on kids... Something's not right there.


Better go around after anybody into BDSM next because they're likely to torture people to death?
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lightrise
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1355 Posts
April 29 2010 04:36 GMT
#12
What a story lol. yeah he will def be using the interwebs to get his porn next time
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dtvu
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia687 Posts
April 29 2010 04:37 GMT
#13
He should sue the whole system for wrongful imprisonment. It was legal what he was watching and they failed to check their facts. At least now he can sell his story to the papers.
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7229 Posts
April 29 2010 04:39 GMT
#14
I hope the man gets a few million dollars from the prosecutor as compensation for his dereliction of duty.
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
April 29 2010 04:40 GMT
#15
This is interesting. He really should sue. Those bastards just kept wanting to watch that video!
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thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
April 29 2010 04:43 GMT
#16
I like how that article is just full of sexual references.
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FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-29 04:49:48
April 29 2010 04:45 GMT
#17


Even still, this wasn't enough to challenge the prosecutor's confidence in the child porn experts, who by this time we can assume had watched the video dozens, if not hundreds of times, in order to develop an unshakable faith in their own observations. The prosecution refused to subpoena the records from Fuentes' studio or even allow a copy of Fuentes' ID into evidence.


LOL

also she doesnt look childish at all in the news link, you would think that to be mistaken for a 13year old she would be pretty flat but no..
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
April 29 2010 04:48 GMT
#18
Doesn't matter if the chick looks like she's 12 he knows and we know she isn't so there isn't anything wrong with it. I'm sure he wasn't watching it because he thought, "Hey, if that chick was just 10years younger I'd really want to rail her" The real concern is the people down there not looking into her actual age and just tossing the guy into a cell because of what they "thought" he did. Poor guy. Poor poor guy.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Miss_Cleo
Profile Joined March 2010
United States406 Posts
April 29 2010 04:51 GMT
#19
On April 29 2010 13:25 MourningWould wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2010 13:21 tonight wrote:
Poor dude had to spend 8months in jail because the court system down there didn't care to really look into the matter. Poor dude just wanted to get off.


"poor dude" was looking at material that portrayed someone as a child. It doesn't matter how old the pornstar actually was at the time of the filming, it's still sick in my opinion. Dude is getting off on kids... Something's not right there.



You don't know that she was portrayed as a child in the video, unless you've watched it yourself. It actually does matter how old she was at the time; that's actually ALL that matters. If you look her picture, she doesn't look like a child, she's just really petite (which is hot IMO).
stork4ever
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1036 Posts
April 29 2010 04:53 GMT
#20
we need day9's input on this
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