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On February 10 2004 02:35 8882 wrote:
>I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
>And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
>When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
>Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your
tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
>The girl started crying and left class ^^
lol omg
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United States1825 Posts
that was an old joke. 
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Netherlands2766 Posts
Fake or not.. i think this shit is always funny as hell.. as well as the bloodninja stuff.
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On February 10 2004 02:35 8882 wrote:
>I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
>And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
>When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
>Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your
tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
>The girl started crying and left class ^^
baaahahahahahahaha...
if that's true...
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Belgium8305 Posts
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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
HAHAHAHAHA i havn't laughed that hard in so long hahaha
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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
hahahahahahah
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On February 09 2004 15:50 Veg wrote: <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
lol <3
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<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
LOL
Just busted out laughing while im here in class, now people think im crazy =/
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Vatican City State593 Posts
On February 10 2004 11:35 Dirk wrote: Show nested quote +<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker" LOL Just busted out laughing while im here in class, now people think im crazy =/
you are, don't worry
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<Sumezworking> I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach..
<Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks
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<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
that would suck so bad
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I was chilling with my friends about to buy some weed, and I had just got off the phone with a dude who said he would call me right back to see if he could smoke with us. So I am busy goof'n off with my friends when my phone in my pocket starts vibrating, I pick it up and it a character that me and my friends made up I say
"Sup nigga, you read to smoke some dank and then drink some drink"
then my mom said
"Hi Gary, you had me for a second"
I almost shit my pants.... I've checked who was calling every time that I picked up my phone.
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#10110 +(504)- [X]
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
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On February 10 2004 15:50 StuFFofLegenDS wrote:
<Sumezworking> I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach..
<Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks
LMAO
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On February 10 2004 17:33 Eniram wrote: #10110 +(504)- [X] <kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold? <aalti> so the computers don't get over heated? <kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning? <aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
omfg hahaha
<terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books
<stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering reading them before school
<stratusxh>: dunno though
<stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them
<stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did that
<terrance?>: fuck harry potter
<stratusxh>: fuck harry potter? fuck your taste in literature
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