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Veg
Canada2945 Posts
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Roman
United States2595 Posts
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Schnake
Germany2819 Posts
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
Ah, i remember bash.org. been months since i looked at it. | ||
Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
 . But I'll post some more of my saved ones anyway  .#409 <DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4 #4680 <Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it? #5089 <langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME <langdon> i mean <langdon> fuck on <langdon> fuck over here and help me #13213 <Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error :o *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck <Spazz> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> fuck <Bartolimis> stop *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> we're done > <Ranto> hmh? <Spazz> Your client got an error... <Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck <Spazz> everytime we said f*** *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> Quit saying fukc <Bartolimis> my bad <Spazz> fuck* *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ? *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) #21838 <supers> race <supers> goto <supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on <supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ? <supers> er <supers> http://216.65.26.84 <supers> damnit <supers> .. #22213 <Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff <JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs! <Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad" <JeyK> haha <SamBecket> lol <JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son" <Stingray_> lol <Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker <Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off <JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot <Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!" <JeyK> ROFL #22942 <NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well #24911 <D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame <hotgirl4u> uhh <D4NG3R0U5> ...nm #25385 <sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family. <Seeker> It can? <sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny. <Seeker> I can see where this is going.. <sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo. <Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? <sutna> spose not <Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #138338 <Ysabelle> my god <Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard and goatee. <bark> hahaha <Gizmo^_^> impressive <Gizmo^_^> (says darth) <Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax! #178890 *** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info <Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21 <Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV) *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear) <Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that... | ||
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GoDHovZ
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baal
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SoL.Origin
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toptalent
United States1825 Posts
<frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ... this actually did happen once when i was helping my friend with his comp over icq. | ||
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ForgoTTeN-SupeR
United States786 Posts
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
On February 09 2004 16:35 baal wrote: hovz | ||
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HorsementalitY
United States1159 Posts
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao hahaha that one was hilarious | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
and with my last gf.. I made the most terrible fruedian slip.. we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please" instead I said "you're ruining my life, you fucking bitch" | ||
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MrEd
Australia357 Posts
<NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back fucker" -------------- <superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer. <GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch! <superwoman> DANNY?!?!?! <GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?! | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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dork
Canada2207 Posts
haven;t these been posted here before? | ||
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>And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then >When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass >Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat >The girl started crying and left class ^^ | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
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linyu)wufan18
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Mydnyte
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On February 10 2004 02:35 8882 wrote: >I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm >And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then >When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass >Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat >The girl started crying and left class ^^ lol omg | ||
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Stormich
Croatia336 Posts
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toptalent
United States1825 Posts
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Liquid`RaSZi
Netherlands2766 Posts
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Piccolo
Chile621 Posts
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SoleSteeler
Canada5459 Posts
On February 10 2004 02:35 8882 wrote: >I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm >And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then >When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass >Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat >The girl started crying and left class ^^ baaahahahahahahaha... if that's true... | ||
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karate
Norway120 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
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Ryan307 :)
United States1289 Posts
<JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. HAHAHAHAHA i havn't laughed that hard in so long hahaha | ||
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Ryan307 :)
United States1289 Posts
<ecoli> ew. <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him? <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? <Aero> he doesnt answer *** Quits: calin (No route to host) hahahahahahah | ||
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ZyPhReX
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On February 09 2004 15:50 Veg wrote: <tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK <tatclass> er. <tatclass> hi. <andy\code> A common typo. <tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. lol <3 | ||
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
<NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back fucker" LOL Just busted out laughing while im here in class, now people think im crazy =/ | ||
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T_T
Vatican City State593 Posts
On February 10 2004 11:35 Dirk wrote: LOL Just busted out laughing while im here in class, now people think im crazy =/ you are, don't worry | ||
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Turn_Over
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StuFFofLegenDS
United States245 Posts
<Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks | ||
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Zoom
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<ohm> FUCK <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> FUCK <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> FUCK that would suck so bad | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7475 Posts
"Sup nigga, you read to smoke some dank and then drink some drink" then my mom said "Hi Gary, you had me for a second" I almost shit my pants.... I've checked who was calling every time that I picked up my phone. | ||
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Eniram
Sudan3166 Posts
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold? <aalti> so the computers don't get over heated? <kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning? <aalti> you're a fucking idiot. | ||
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baal
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On February 10 2004 15:50 StuFFofLegenDS wrote: <Sumezworking> I hate people who let their kids run around naked on the beach.. <Squinky> I know, it's hard to hide an erection in swimming trunks LMAO | ||
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
On February 10 2004 17:33 Eniram wrote: #10110 +(504)- [X] <kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold? <aalti> so the computers don't get over heated? <kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning? <aalti> you're a fucking idiot. omfg hahaha <terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books <stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering reading them before school <stratusxh>: dunno though <stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them <stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did that <terrance?>: fuck harry potter <stratusxh>: fuck harry potter? fuck your taste in literature | ||
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies? <Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory." <Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER! <Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them <Al> that's why it's "Koran" <Kurt> short for Korean <Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean <jre> No, kek is <Alien> huk of the ke <Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean? <jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke <jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter <Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks <Kurt> FREAKIN NERD <Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides *Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks <jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld <jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth <jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey <Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum. <jre> LIAR <+MegamanX2K> buh <@Dragon_Ninja> HIya X <+MegamanX2K> Diablo 2 pisses me off <@Dragon_Ninja> what is pissing you off about it now? <+MegamanX2K> stupid fucking Venom Lord rush <+MegamanX2K> who do they think they are, Zerg? <@Dragon_Ninja> LOL <+MegamanX2K> god, I was waiting for Diablo to go "KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^______________________^" | ||
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
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