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Veg
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Roman
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Schnake
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
Ah, i remember bash.org. been months since i looked at it. | ||
Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
 . But I'll post some more of my saved ones anyway  .#409 <DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4 #4680 <Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it? #5089 <langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME <langdon> i mean <langdon> fuck on <langdon> fuck over here and help me #13213 <Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error :o *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck <Spazz> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> fuck <Bartolimis> stop *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> we're done > <Ranto> hmh? <Spazz> Your client got an error... <Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck <Spazz> everytime we said f*** *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> Quit saying fukc <Bartolimis> my bad <Spazz> fuck* *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ? *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) #21838 <supers> race <supers> goto <supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on <supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ? <supers> er <supers> http://216.65.26.84 <supers> damnit <supers> .. #22213 <Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff <JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs! <Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad" <JeyK> haha <SamBecket> lol <JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son" <Stingray_> lol <Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker <Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off <JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot <Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!" <JeyK> ROFL #22942 <NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well #24911 <D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame <hotgirl4u> uhh <D4NG3R0U5> ...nm #25385 <sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family. <Seeker> It can? <sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny. <Seeker> I can see where this is going.. <sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo. <Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? <sutna> spose not <Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #138338 <Ysabelle> my god <Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard and goatee. <bark> hahaha <Gizmo^_^> impressive <Gizmo^_^> (says darth) <Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax! #178890 *** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info <Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21 <Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV) *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear) <Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that... | ||
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GoDHovZ
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baal
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SoL.Origin
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toptalent
United States1825 Posts
<frank> can you help me install GTA3? <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using frank has quit IRC. (Quit) <knightmare> ... this actually did happen once when i was helping my friend with his comp over icq. | ||
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ForgoTTeN-SupeR
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GoDHovZ
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
On February 09 2004 16:35 baal wrote: hovz | ||
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HorsementalitY
United States1159 Posts
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao hahaha that one was hilarious | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
and with my last gf.. I made the most terrible fruedian slip.. we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please" instead I said "you're ruining my life, you fucking bitch" | ||
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MrEd
Australia357 Posts
<NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back fucker" -------------- <superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer. <GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch! <superwoman> DANNY?!?!?! <GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?! | ||
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GoDHovZ
United States1869 Posts
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dork
Canada2207 Posts
haven;t these been posted here before? | ||
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>And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then >When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass >Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat >The girl started crying and left class ^^ | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
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