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Veg
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada2945 Posts
February 09 2004 06:50 GMT
#1
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asdasdas
Roman
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2595 Posts
February 09 2004 06:56 GMT
#2
rofl
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
February 09 2004 06:58 GMT
#3
LoL, good stuff!
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
February 09 2004 07:00 GMT
#4

Ah, i remember bash.org. been months since i looked at it.
Moonlight Shadow
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
February 09 2004 07:02 GMT
#5
This is like the third topic to be made about bash.org quotes . But I'll post some more of my saved ones anyway .

#409
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

#4680
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

#5089
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me

#13213
<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error :o
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<Bartolimis> fuck
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<Bartolimis> fuck
<Spazz> fuck
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<Spazz> fuck
<Bartolimis> stop
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<Bartolimis> we're done >
<Ranto> hmh?
<Spazz> Your client got an error...
<Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck
<Spazz> everytime we said f***
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<Spazz> Quit saying fukc
<Bartolimis> my bad
<Spazz> fuck*
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<Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ?
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#21838
<supers> race
<supers> goto
<supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on
<supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ?
<supers> er
<supers> http://216.65.26.84
<supers> damnit
<supers> ..

#22213
<Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff
<JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs!
<Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad"
<JeyK> haha
<SamBecket> lol
<JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son"
<Stingray_> lol
<Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker
<Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off
<JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot
<Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!"
<JeyK> ROFL

#22942
<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well


#24911
<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame
<hotgirl4u> uhh
<D4NG3R0U5> ...nm


#25385
<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family.
<Seeker> It can?
<sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny.
<Seeker> I can see where this is going..
<sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo.
<Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing?
<sutna> spose not
<Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#138338
<Ysabelle> my god
<Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard and goatee.
<bark> hahaha
<Gizmo^_^> impressive
<Gizmo^_^> (says darth)
<Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax!

#178890
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
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*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
February 09 2004 07:21 GMT
#6
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My skill trancends BW, it is recognized by the billions..... AND BILLIONS of people around the world as nirvana
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10535 Posts
February 09 2004 07:35 GMT
#7
hovz
Im back, in pog form!
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
February 09 2004 07:42 GMT
#8
well you seem more and you can play sc
Son Of Law
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
February 09 2004 08:03 GMT
#9

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...


this actually did happen once when i was helping my friend with his comp over icq.
ForgoTTeN-SupeR
Profile Joined March 2003
United States786 Posts
February 09 2004 08:06 GMT
#10
ok rofl a lot of these are fucking hilarious
GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
February 09 2004 08:06 GMT
#11
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My skill trancends BW, it is recognized by the billions..... AND BILLIONS of people around the world as nirvana
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
February 09 2004 08:22 GMT
#12
On February 09 2004 16:35 baal wrote:
hovz
:O
HorsementalitY
Profile Joined August 2003
United States1159 Posts
February 09 2004 08:28 GMT
#13
Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao


hahaha that one was hilarious
Women, Pot, Futbol and Music
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
February 09 2004 08:37 GMT
#14
at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4..

and with my last gf..
I made the most terrible fruedian slip..
we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please"
instead I said "you're ruining my life, you fucking bitch"
:O
MrEd
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia357 Posts
February 09 2004 09:10 GMT
#15
i found these the funniest:

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

--------------

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
My cats breath smells like cat food
GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
February 09 2004 09:22 GMT
#16
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My skill trancends BW, it is recognized by the billions..... AND BILLIONS of people around the world as nirvana
dork
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada2207 Posts
February 09 2004 09:27 GMT
#17
lol that one is gold

haven;t these been posted here before?
staring at the world through the rear view
8882
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
2718 Posts
February 09 2004 17:35 GMT
#18
>I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
>And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
>When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
>Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your
tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
>The girl started crying and left class ^^
I have returned
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
February 09 2004 18:26 GMT
#19
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linyu)wufan18
Profile Joined October 2002
1198 Posts
February 09 2004 18:27 GMT
#20
-.-
http://sc.replays.net
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