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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On September 08 2009 18:20 pyrogenetix wrote: ok so i just googled it and it was some zen story where there were two mice gnawing away at the vine he was holding on to as well. i still dont get why it's funny. It's not a joke! :[ | ||
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Piste
6177 Posts
well why is it in the joke-thread? EXPLAIN please! I don't get it either =D | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
then why in god's unholy fucking name is it in the joke thread? fuck i hate people that post some unrelated unknown useless shit in a thread then go HAHAHAH OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND IT AND THAT MAKES ME SO COOL | ||
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pangshai
Chinatown5333 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + catch up | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
The vampire replies: "Shot of blood, please." The bartender obliges and everything was great. Next day, a second vampire comes in. The bartender asks what he wants. "Shot of blood, please". The bartender is happy to comply and gives him what he wants. On the following day, a third vampire walks in. In anticipation, the bartender shouts: "Lemme guess! You'll be having the shot of blood!?". The vampire replies: "No sir, just a cup of hot water please." "Hot water, sir?" The vampire looks back and pulls out a used tampon. "It's tea time." | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5281 Posts
On September 08 2009 19:53 LordWeird wrote: A vampire walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What will you be havin'?" The vampire replies: "Shot of blood, please." The bartender obliges and everything was great. Next day, a second vampire comes in. The bartender asks what he wants. "Shot of blood, please". The bartender is happy to comply and gives him what he wants. On the following day, a third vampire walks in. In anticipation, the bartender shouts: "Lemme guess! You'll be having the shot of blood!?". The vampire replies: "No sir, just a cup of hot water please." "Hot water, sir?" The vampire looks back and pulls out a used tampon. "It's tea time." I heard this joke in Croatian like 8-9 years ago, and it went exactly the same. It'd be cool if we could track each joke to it's source. | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
On September 08 2009 20:48 niteReloaded wrote: I heard this joke in Croatian like 8-9 years ago, and it went exactly the same. It'd be cool if we could track each joke to it's source. Yeah, it's a classic for sure. Don't remember exactly where I heard it but It's always been one of my favorites. | ||
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MantaRay
United States20 Posts
On September 08 2009 15:27 niteReloaded wrote: tho the other jokes might feel more funny, this one is the only one that actually made me chuckle. I don't get it... | ||
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
He didn't remember which joke he was telling. | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
On September 08 2009 19:35 pyrogenetix wrote: then why in god's unholy fucking name is it in the joke thread? fuck i hate people that post some unrelated unknown useless shit in a thread then go HAHAHAH OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND IT AND THAT MAKES ME SO COOL don't rage so hard, the first time i heard that joke, i laughed like a maniac. freal. edit: though honestly its much better when told in person | ||
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Elian
United States129 Posts
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
Micheal Jackson dies. | ||
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winterBlossom
Australia27 Posts
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Hyaach
Singapore1737 Posts
- Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No, no, no: male or female? - Male, female... sometimes camel... | ||
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Wire
United States494 Posts
On September 09 2009 03:33 Hyaach wrote: - Name? - Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No, no, no: male or female? - Male, female... sometimes camel... LOL XD | ||
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Metronome
United States98 Posts
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istealhotelsoap
United States514 Posts
On September 08 2009 07:00 Ozarugold wrote: Three men walked into a bar... + Show Spoiler + the fourth one ducked. omg that took me forever to get so damn funny | ||
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jtan
Sweden5891 Posts
-what the fuck is wrong with you? All I needed was a saw! + Show Spoiler + -I know, just tried to tell you I'm coming soon | ||
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x89titan
Philippines1130 Posts
On September 08 2009 19:35 pyrogenetix wrote: then why in god's unholy fucking name is it in the joke thread? fuck i hate people that post some unrelated unknown useless shit in a thread then go HAHAHAH OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND IT AND THAT MAKES ME SO COOL tough crowd | ||
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No.Doubt
Canada202 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + See you next month. | ||
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