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NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
September 07 2009 23:41 GMT
#61
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
September 07 2009 23:47 GMT
#62
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


10/10
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
September 08 2009 00:09 GMT
#63
Two friend have been hiking for about two weeks when they find out they're fed up with each other. Sitting at the campfire they decide to each go their own way on the next day come back to the same spot at night and tell each other about their day. So is said and so is done, the next morning both men head into seperate directions.
At nightfall they both come back to the same spot. Sitting down, one man begin his story. "Today I came to a beautiful valley. The horizon seemed endless and there was fruit on the trees. I swam under a waterfall and dried in the sun. If was quite beautiful. How was your day?"
"Well, I came across a railroad and decided to follow it. It wasn't long until I found a gorgeous woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes and we had sex all day in every position you can imagine."
"Wow! Your day was much better than mine! Did you get a blowjob too?"
+ Show Spoiler +
"No," the friend replies, "I couldn't find her head"
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
September 08 2009 00:42 GMT
#64
On September 08 2009 09:09 Pholon wrote:
Two friend have been hiking for about two weeks when they find out they're fed up with each other. Sitting at the campfire they decide to each go their own way on the next day come back to the same spot at night and tell each other about their day. So is said and so is done, the next morning both men head into seperate directions.
At nightfall they both come back to the same spot. Sitting down, one man begin his story. "Today I came to a beautiful valley. The horizon seemed endless and there was fruit on the trees. I swam under a waterfall and dried in the sun. If was quite beautiful. How was your day?"
"Well, I came across a railroad and decided to follow it. It wasn't long until I found a gorgeous woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes and we had sex all day in every position you can imagine."
"Wow! Your day was much better than mine! Did you get a blowjob too?"
+ Show Spoiler +
"No," the friend replies, "I couldn't find her head"


I think putting it in spoilers (ironically) makes the joke less funny, even if it IS the punch line ):
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 08 2009 00:55 GMT
#65
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


hahaha
I liked the cannibal joke too.
Sullifam
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
September 08 2009 01:08 GMT
#66
What's the difference between a wife and a job?
+ Show Spoiler +
After ten years your job still sucks!
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
September 08 2009 01:20 GMT
#67
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


rofl
only one that i actually laughed at
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
September 08 2009 01:35 GMT
#68
On September 08 2009 10:20 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


rofl
only one that i actually laughed at


I get Ilene but not Irene

???
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 08 2009 01:40 GMT
#69
On September 08 2009 10:35 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 10:20 Kyuukyuu wrote:
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


rofl
only one that i actually laughed at


I get Ilene but not Irene

???


me no rikey
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
September 08 2009 02:14 GMT
#70
On September 08 2009 10:40 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 10:35 Perguvious wrote:
On September 08 2009 10:20 Kyuukyuu wrote:
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


rofl
only one that i actually laughed at


I get Ilene but not Irene

???


me no rikey


I get it haha

btw gg valentine
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
September 08 2009 02:23 GMT
#71
On September 08 2009 11:14 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 10:40 travis wrote:
On September 08 2009 10:35 Perguvious wrote:
On September 08 2009 10:20 Kyuukyuu wrote:
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


rofl
only one that i actually laughed at


I get Ilene but not Irene

???


me no rikey


I get it haha

btw gg valentine

gg = [ I need to scout better lol.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
September 08 2009 02:24 GMT
#72
On September 08 2009 10:08 JeeJee wrote:
What's the difference between a wife and a job?
+ Show Spoiler +
After ten years your job still sucks!

hahahhahaaha good one!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Tooplark
Profile Joined October 2008
United States3977 Posts
September 08 2009 02:41 GMT
#73
What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
+ Show Spoiler [Warning: nerdy joke] +
You can't. One's a vector and the other's a scaler.
WHAT POW'R ART THOU WHO FROM BELOW HAST MADE ME RISE UNWILLINGLY AND SLOW
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-08 02:49:38
September 08 2009 02:49 GMT
#74
On September 08 2009 10:35 Perguvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 10:20 Kyuukyuu wrote:
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


rofl
only one that i actually laughed at


I get Ilene but not Irene

???

Same thing happened to me. Spanish made me see double L.

it's supposed to be "I lean"
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
September 08 2009 03:26 GMT
#75
On September 08 2009 11:49 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 10:35 Perguvious wrote:
On September 08 2009 10:20 Kyuukyuu wrote:
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene


rofl
only one that i actually laughed at


I get Ilene but not Irene

???

Same thing happened to me. Spanish made me see double L.

it's supposed to be "I lean"


yeah me too

I said it in spanish in my head too, even though I've been taking it for just two years
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
September 08 2009 03:38 GMT
#76
[image loading]


pretty good imo
AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
September 08 2009 04:01 GMT
#77
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene

Holy shit I lol'd
lighter
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States152 Posts
September 08 2009 04:17 GMT
#78
[image loading]


fixed :D
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 08 2009 04:18 GMT
#79
On September 08 2009 13:01 AlTheCake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote:
On September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Ilene


What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
+ Show Spoiler +
Irene

Holy shit I lol'd


i almost didn't get the first one (ilene) because the capital i and lowercase l looked the same
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
m4gdelen4
Profile Joined October 2008
United States416 Posts
September 08 2009 04:33 GMT
#80
On September 08 2009 13:17 lighter wrote:
[image loading]


fixed :D


hah i laughed really hard nice!
it does to blue what blue does to you
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