EPTOn September 08 2009 03:41 NExUS1g wrote:
What do you call a woman with one leg?
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
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Ilene
What do you call a Korean woman with one leg?
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Irene
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
What do you call a Korean woman with one leg? + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Rice
United States1332 Posts
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote: What do you call a Korean woman with one leg? + Show Spoiler + Irene 10/10 | ||
Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
At nightfall they both come back to the same spot. Sitting down, one man begin his story. "Today I came to a beautiful valley. The horizon seemed endless and there was fruit on the trees. I swam under a waterfall and dried in the sun. If was quite beautiful. How was your day?" "Well, I came across a railroad and decided to follow it. It wasn't long until I found a gorgeous woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes and we had sex all day in every position you can imagine." "Wow! Your day was much better than mine! Did you get a blowjob too?" + Show Spoiler + "No," the friend replies, "I couldn't find her head" | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On September 08 2009 09:09 Pholon wrote: Two friend have been hiking for about two weeks when they find out they're fed up with each other. Sitting at the campfire they decide to each go their own way on the next day come back to the same spot at night and tell each other about their day. So is said and so is done, the next morning both men head into seperate directions. At nightfall they both come back to the same spot. Sitting down, one man begin his story. "Today I came to a beautiful valley. The horizon seemed endless and there was fruit on the trees. I swam under a waterfall and dried in the sun. If was quite beautiful. How was your day?" "Well, I came across a railroad and decided to follow it. It wasn't long until I found a gorgeous woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes and we had sex all day in every position you can imagine." "Wow! Your day was much better than mine! Did you get a blowjob too?" + Show Spoiler + "No," the friend replies, "I couldn't find her head" I think putting it in spoilers (ironically) makes the joke less funny, even if it IS the punch line ): | ||
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote: What do you call a Korean woman with one leg? + Show Spoiler + Irene hahaha I liked the cannibal joke too. | ||
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + After ten years your job still sucks! | ||
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6263 Posts
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote: What do you call a Korean woman with one leg? + Show Spoiler + Irene rofl only one that i actually laughed at | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On September 08 2009 10:20 Kyuukyuu wrote: rofl only one that i actually laughed at I get Ilene but not Irene ??? | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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me no rikey | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
I get it haha btw gg valentine  | ||
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NrG.Bamboo
United States2756 Posts
gg = [ I need to scout better lol. | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On September 08 2009 10:08 JeeJee wrote: What's the difference between a wife and a job? + Show Spoiler + After ten years your job still sucks! hahahhahaaha good one! | ||
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Tooplark
United States3977 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [Warning: nerdy joke] + You can't. One's a vector and the other's a scaler. | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
Same thing happened to me. Spanish made me see double L. it's supposed to be "I lean" | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On September 08 2009 11:49 deathgod6 wrote: Same thing happened to me. Spanish made me see double L. it's supposed to be "I lean" yeah me too I said it in spanish in my head too, even though I've been taking it for just two years | ||
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/818/depressingcomic3.png) pretty good imo | ||
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AlTheCake
Canada1071 Posts
On September 08 2009 08:41 Valentine wrote: What do you call a Korean woman with one leg? + Show Spoiler + Irene Holy shit I lol'd | ||
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lighter
United States152 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/818/depressingcomic3.png) fixed :D | ||
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29 fps
United States5724 Posts
i almost didn't get the first one (ilene) because the capital i and lowercase l looked the same | ||
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m4gdelen4
United States416 Posts
On September 08 2009 13:17 lighter wrote: fixed :D hah i laughed really hard nice! | ||
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