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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 09 2011 18:39 GMT
#581
[image loading]

If seamus can play the piano, your miner can mine with no feet.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 09 2011 18:42 GMT
#582
On June 10 2011 01:11 Sensator wrote:
All I see are crazy symbols everywhere, I don't know wtf to do or what the hell anything is, I'll wait until there's some graphics.


download the lazy newb pack

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=59026.0

Extract it or whatever, then run the Lazy Newb Pack.exe

There's a tutorial link on the main page, too. Use a tileset, otherwise you are going to be overwhelmed by ascii...unless you learned the Ascii, but I prefer a tileset, makes it easier on the eyes.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
June 09 2011 18:46 GMT
#583
On June 10 2011 02:15 ChinaWhite wrote:
F*cking black bears have invaded my new fort, bit of two miners feet! How am i supposed to mine with no feet!!!???

Oh they'll be fine, relax.

I've had dwarves with crushed skulls continue to do their daily duties.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
June 09 2011 18:47 GMT
#584
On June 10 2011 02:15 ChinaWhite wrote:
F*cking black bears have invaded my new fort, bit of two miners feet! How am i supposed to mine with no feet!!!???


Dude, one bear killed 2 of my miners. How am i supposed to mine with no miners?!
Battle.net 2.0 is a waiter and he's a dick
ChinaWhite
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom239 Posts
June 09 2011 18:55 GMT
#585
:-)

The bear took both arms off my farmer too and he bled out.... I need a migration!
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-09 20:58:16
June 09 2011 20:53 GMT
#586
LOTS OF FUN!

so there appeared one goblin. i sent my whole squad out to kill him, then there was an "it's an ambush", and suddenly there were three goblins. They simply slaughtered 6 of my squad and still didn't die i think (but disappeared soon after). And after that, everything went downhill. As i'm a complete newby i don't know what exactly went wrong, i guess a shortage in alcohol (for whatever reason, the "brew drink" tasks always disappeared) or food or whatever, but basically my whole population went insane and almost all are dead now. I have stockpiles full of bodies outside of my entrance, i can't construct coffins fast enough to keep up with my mortality rate x.X FUN!

Screenshot!
[image loading]

/edit: Why the fuck did my trade depot and several workshops disappear? do insane dwarfs deconstruct buildings or what is going on here?
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
June 09 2011 20:56 GMT
#587
On June 10 2011 05:53 MisterD wrote

/edit: Why the fuck did my trade depot and several workshops disappear? do insane dwarfs deconstruct buildings or what is going on here?



Yeah I am pretty sure insane dwarfs can break things.
gg wp
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
June 09 2011 21:06 GMT
#588
On June 10 2011 05:56 Ulfsark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2011 05:53 MisterD wrote

/edit: Why the fuck did my trade depot and several workshops disappear? do insane dwarfs deconstruct buildings or what is going on here?



Yeah I am pretty sure insane dwarfs can break things.


alright, they don't even need to be insane. i just caught my farmer destroying a farm plot, and had just thrown a tantrum but he has not gone insane yet.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 09 2011 21:49 GMT
#589
When dwarves throw tantrums, they have a habit of "tearing down" buildings.

I had a Mason throw a tantrum and he tore down his workshop in his rage.

SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
ChinaWhite
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom239 Posts
June 09 2011 21:50 GMT
#590
:-) I love it, nice picture too, alway great when people post pictures!

I had to start a new fort after the bears were finished, going well so far, nice metal industry so expect disaster is just around the corner....
VPCursed
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
1044 Posts
June 09 2011 22:01 GMT
#591
On June 10 2011 05:53 MisterD wrote:
LOTS OF FUN!

so there appeared one goblin. i sent my whole squad out to kill him, then there was an "it's an ambush", and suddenly there were three goblins. They simply slaughtered 6 of my squad and still didn't die i think (but disappeared soon after). And after that, everything went downhill. As i'm a complete newby i don't know what exactly went wrong, i guess a shortage in alcohol (for whatever reason, the "brew drink" tasks always disappeared) or food or whatever, but basically my whole population went insane and almost all are dead now. I have stockpiles full of bodies outside of my entrance, i can't construct coffins fast enough to keep up with my mortality rate x.X FUN!

Screenshot!
[image loading]

/edit: Why the fuck did my trade depot and several workshops disappear? do insane dwarfs deconstruct buildings or what is going on here?

which graphic pack is that?
Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
June 09 2011 22:39 GMT
#592
On June 10 2011 07:01 VPCursed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2011 05:53 MisterD wrote:
LOTS OF FUN!

so there appeared one goblin. i sent my whole squad out to kill him, then there was an "it's an ambush", and suddenly there were three goblins. They simply slaughtered 6 of my squad and still didn't die i think (but disappeared soon after). And after that, everything went downhill. As i'm a complete newby i don't know what exactly went wrong, i guess a shortage in alcohol (for whatever reason, the "brew drink" tasks always disappeared) or food or whatever, but basically my whole population went insane and almost all are dead now. I have stockpiles full of bodies outside of my entrance, i can't construct coffins fast enough to keep up with my mortality rate x.X FUN!

Screenshot!
[image loading]

/edit: Why the fuck did my trade depot and several workshops disappear? do insane dwarfs deconstruct buildings or what is going on here?

which graphic pack is that?


Looks like Ironhand (included in the LNP)
ChinaWhite
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom239 Posts
June 09 2011 22:43 GMT
#593
I think it is ironhand yeah
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
June 10 2011 05:58 GMT
#594
Does anybody have a good way to raise my road value so I can become the capital?

I don't have access to any fancy minerals, is there a way I can utilize gems or something.

gg wp
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 10 2011 06:04 GMT
#595
wtf?

I'm lucky if I don't kill myself before I get a Mayor, I didn't even know you could become the capital.
O_O
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Brambled
Profile Joined July 2010
United States750 Posts
June 10 2011 06:23 GMT
#596
So what does everyone like to start our with skill wise with their first 7 dwarves? I have a really hard time deciding and I cant stand not having a decent broker/bookkeeper/manager form the start so I usually sacrifice 1 dwarf to fill those 3 roles.
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-10 06:42:33
June 10 2011 06:25 GMT
#597
On June 10 2011 15:04 Torenhire wrote:
wtf?

I'm lucky if I don't kill myself before I get a Mayor, I didn't even know you could become the capital.
O_O


Hit n and then c and it will show up.

Its when the nobles come.


edit: Anybody know a easy way to mass claim items? I have bolts and troll loot strewn about that I want my dwarfs to pick up.
gg wp
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 10 2011 06:46 GMT
#598
On June 10 2011 15:23 Brambled wrote:
So what does everyone like to start our with skill wise with their first 7 dwarves? I have a really hard time deciding and I cant stand not having a decent broker/bookkeeper/manager form the start so I usually sacrifice 1 dwarf to fill those 3 roles.


Minerx2, Mason/Archi, Carpenter, Crafter/broker, farmer, and then the other two are fishers, brewers, militia, hunters, whatever I feel like taking along at the time.

I usually take a Craftdwarf and give him broker/book keeper skills in place of his crafting points because he skills up in crafting really quickly anyways.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
June 10 2011 06:48 GMT
#599
On June 10 2011 15:25 Ulfsark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2011 15:04 Torenhire wrote:
wtf?

I'm lucky if I don't kill myself before I get a Mayor, I didn't even know you could become the capital.
O_O


Hit n and then c and it will show up.

Its when the nobles come.


edit: Anybody know a easy way to mass claim items? I have bolts and troll loot strewn about that I want my dwarfs to pick up.


z --> stocks

Hopefully you have a book keeper.

find the "ammo" section, and then go and unforbid all over it.

same for troll loot, however if you're putting it into refuse, you'll need to enable "gather refuse from outside via o --> r --> o
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
June 10 2011 06:53 GMT
#600
Thanks! sadly my book keeper passed away recently...
gg wp
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