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ChuCky.Ca
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada2497 Posts
October 15 2012 02:24 GMT
#4261
On October 15 2012 10:08 InfectedGoat wrote:
Aww the only channel broadcasting Dexter costs 17$ a month... too bad I'll just wait til its over

when you get HBO you get all there stuff plus the 3 movie channels which of of em run Dexter seems worth it to me
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thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
October 15 2012 02:26 GMT
#4262
fuck i will never learn to not read these threads until i've seen the eps
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Ian Ian Ian
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
915 Posts
October 15 2012 02:47 GMT
#4263
To be fair the two posts about Lewis should really be in spoilers..
OminouS
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden1343 Posts
October 15 2012 04:25 GMT
#4264
On October 09 2012 06:35 OminouS wrote:
The software developer is such a douchebag. He needs to go.


Appears I got my wish granted.
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Daumen
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany1073 Posts
October 15 2012 04:28 GMT
#4265
On October 13 2012 02:18 Daumen wrote:
any1 know whats the song in the newest Preview? (Preview for S07E03)

Heres the Preview(Spoiler):

+ Show Spoiler +


bump? :<
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Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
October 15 2012 05:56 GMT
#4266
On October 15 2012 11:47 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
To be fair the two posts about Lewis should really be in spoilers..

Why? This thread is to discuss the most recent episodes of Dexter. If you don't want to be spoiled, then why read a fucking thread dedicated to the discussion of a show?

Next week preview:
+ Show Spoiler +
I'm not sure I buy that scenario whatsoever. Yes, a judge will throw out a confession if it is done under duress. But, there is still a fucking Lieutenant eyewitness and her blood spatter brother at the scene of the murder in a house that there are multiple other police witnesses of him entering. Not to mention that a murder suspect that fled the scene of a crime would be in jail with no fucking bail and the fact that it would take more than a few days for an arraignment, the abuse video to surface, and for the entire case to get thrown out the window. I bit my tongue at the total bullshit of the airport murder... but this is just absurd.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
October 15 2012 06:08 GMT
#4267
On October 15 2012 14:56 Dosey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 11:47 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
To be fair the two posts about Lewis should really be in spoilers..

Why? This thread is to discuss the most recent episodes of Dexter. If you don't want to be spoiled, then why read a fucking thread dedicated to the discussion of a show?

Next week preview:
+ Show Spoiler +
I'm not sure I buy that scenario whatsoever. Yes, a judge will throw out a confession if it is done under duress. But, there is still a fucking Lieutenant eyewitness and her blood spatter brother at the scene of the murder in a house that there are multiple other police witnesses of him entering. Not to mention that a murder suspect that fled the scene of a crime would be in jail with no fucking bail and the fact that it would take more than a few days for an arraignment, the abuse video to surface, and for the entire case to get thrown out the window. I bit my tongue at the total bullshit of the airport murder... but this is just absurd.

From what I'd gather. He was in a foreclosed house so no paperwork. Neither Deb, nor Dexter actually saw his face due to the helmet/mask. Although it brings up the point of how do they know it was his residence? I guess maybe his car was there or something but it seemed like deb just went to that address, she didn't follow him which is weird.

On a side note, + Show Spoiler +
I'm kind of annoyed by the blatantly pointless characters getting introduced and killed off. This makes two, the black cop and now Louis. They introduced both last season and I assumed super cop would do something interesting, instead he died after having no significance what-so-ever. Now an interesting plot point Louis having a possibly crazy obsession/knowledge of Dexter turned into just petty "revenge" because he didn't like his game, then they kill him.

The revenge line practically set him up for death with no explanation too. If it was just fucking revenge why are yous ending him the ITK mannequin hand? You know, the one crime scene prop that is Dexter's brother? Quite stupid. IIRC he got the hand before he hated Dexter anyway. Even if that's wrong the only possible explanation is that he knew Dexter/Deb were related and he knew Deb was kidnapped by the ITK and sent it as a dick move. But if you are trying to spite Dexter it would be 10x more spiteful to just spit in his coffee.

/rant. Just kind of silly stuff that shows they really don't plan this series out, just one season at a time. Still, this season looks alright so far.
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Highwinds
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada955 Posts
October 15 2012 06:12 GMT
#4268
On October 15 2012 15:08 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 14:56 Dosey wrote:
On October 15 2012 11:47 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
To be fair the two posts about Lewis should really be in spoilers..

Why? This thread is to discuss the most recent episodes of Dexter. If you don't want to be spoiled, then why read a fucking thread dedicated to the discussion of a show?

Next week preview:
+ Show Spoiler +
I'm not sure I buy that scenario whatsoever. Yes, a judge will throw out a confession if it is done under duress. But, there is still a fucking Lieutenant eyewitness and her blood spatter brother at the scene of the murder in a house that there are multiple other police witnesses of him entering. Not to mention that a murder suspect that fled the scene of a crime would be in jail with no fucking bail and the fact that it would take more than a few days for an arraignment, the abuse video to surface, and for the entire case to get thrown out the window. I bit my tongue at the total bullshit of the airport murder... but this is just absurd.

From what I'd gather. He was in a foreclosed house so no paperwork. Neither Deb, nor Dexter actually saw his face due to the helmet/mask. Although it brings up the point of how do they know it was his residence? I guess maybe his car was there or something but it seemed like deb just went to that address, she didn't follow him which is weird.

On a side note, + Show Spoiler +
I'm kind of annoyed by the blatantly pointless characters getting introduced and killed off. This makes two, the black cop and now Louis. They introduced both last season and I assumed super cop would do something interesting, instead he died after having no significance what-so-ever. Now an interesting plot point Louis having a possibly crazy obsession/knowledge of Dexter turned into just petty "revenge" because he didn't like his game, then they kill him.

The revenge line practically set him up for death with no explanation too. If it was just fucking revenge why are yous ending him the ITK mannequin hand? You know, the one crime scene prop that is Dexter's brother? Quite stupid. IIRC he got the hand before he hated Dexter anyway. Even if that's wrong the only possible explanation is that he knew Dexter/Deb were related and he knew Deb was kidnapped by the ITK and sent it as a dick move. But if you are trying to spite Dexter it would be 10x more spiteful to just spit in his coffee.

/rant. Just kind of silly stuff that shows they really don't plan this series out, just one season at a time. Still, this season looks alright so far.


As for the her just showing up there. The Police did tail him to the house and said they stayed there till he appeared to go to sleep. They could have called earlier and let her know he is at XXX address and we've been sitting here for 2 hours boss or something.
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Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
October 15 2012 06:15 GMT
#4269
Oh Hannah, where do you fit into the puzzle.
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Akamu
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
October 15 2012 06:18 GMT
#4270
On October 15 2012 15:15 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Oh Hannah, where do you fit into the puzzle.


This. 1000x This. Something was up during that whole exchange. Either she and Dex are gonna get all fuzzy wuzzy and nakey nakey or it's just a giant tease. I'm hoping for the first one.
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RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
October 15 2012 06:38 GMT
#4271
On October 15 2012 15:18 Akamu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 15:15 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Oh Hannah, where do you fit into the puzzle.


This. 1000x This. Something was up during that whole exchange. Either she and Dex are gonna get all fuzzy wuzzy and nakey nakey or it's just a giant tease. I'm hoping for the first one.

I hope they don't fuck this up with some dipshit retarded love side plot. They have even on their plate trying to adequately tell one story without going ADHD on us with 5 different sub plots again. If they have any hope of ending the series with any semblance of grace then probably should avoid something that will probably end up going no where.
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Akamu
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
October 15 2012 07:00 GMT
#4272
On October 15 2012 15:38 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 15:18 Akamu wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:15 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Oh Hannah, where do you fit into the puzzle.


This. 1000x This. Something was up during that whole exchange. Either she and Dex are gonna get all fuzzy wuzzy and nakey nakey or it's just a giant tease. I'm hoping for the first one.

I hope they don't fuck this up with some dipshit retarded love side plot. They have even on their plate trying to adequately tell one story without going ADHD on us with 5 different sub plots again. If they have any hope of ending the series with any semblance of grace then probably should avoid something that will probably end up going no where.


But what if it's a fucking awesome dipshit retarded love side plot? Hear me out.

So what if this bitch was way more in on the killings than anyone knew? To the point of manipulating what's his face to doing them while she watched or some sick twisted shit like that. I can see Miranda (yes that's Miranda from mass effect) being a real badass.

Cuz I get the vibe she knew something was up with Dexter. And Dexter doesn't really get nervous around the ladies like that. She's totes in the cereal killer club. Slaying apple jack, honey nut cherrios and all kindas of Captain Crunch.

She's gonna call Dexter up in an episode or two from now and wanna do dinner. They are gonna go out for a few drinks and she's gonna go off and slay some rando douche guy that hit on her the other weekend right in front of Dexter, wanting him to get in on the fun. Now Dexter will be torn because she's now the love of his life but she doesn't have a code. Dexter will then try to teach her a code and all will be merry while they kill people together and have sex while they wait for the victims to wake up. Instead of tossing the bodies out to sea because Dexter's boat is now sunk she will use the bodies as fertilizer for her plants like she had been doing with all her other kills. (the humidity increase the decomposition process).

In a shocking turn of events Marissa will get fed up with Deb riding Dexter's dick about the killings and Deb will get fed up with Marissa because she's still in love with Dexter. Marissa then discovers that Deb is in love with Dexter due to her cereal killer lucky charms sense. Marissa procedes to tell Dexter that Deb loves him. Huge bitch fight will ensue and Dexter will be forced to choose one. Except in either scenario one of them will die. DUN DUN DUN.

Except by this point the brotherhood will be on to Dexter and want his head. Although they are unsure how to precede due to him being a cop and wanting to know why he killed Victor. They will see him with his new wifey and use her as collateral to try and bait him into a position that they can kill him. Except they don't realize that she is a cereal killer too and she goes off all count chocula and kills them. Deb arrives at the scene after Dexter calls for help and shoots crazy bitch Marissa so that she can have Dexter all to herself.

Dexter arrives just in time to see Deb take the shot and realizes that Deb has a dark passenger inside her just like he does. They make love in the bloody carnage. The season ends on the cliff hanger that Miami metro shows up to a scenario of a bloodbath and while doing the lab work all they are able to find... is... a semen sample!
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums, what a shame that you came here with someone.
gods_basement
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States305 Posts
October 15 2012 07:10 GMT
#4273
Well that would be very anticlimactic if marissa is just another temptation to break the code. He's had several reasons to break the code thus far, and none of them have succeeded, and i dont think that a little sexpot (whos not even as sexpoty as lyra) is going to change anything.

This season is all about redemption and salvation, and i think marissa is going to be the key to it. Dexter has some personal problems (mob boss) which would be easily remedied by Dexter's code, but for a bit he's going to consider putting his faith in the law (which is foiled by deborah) and putting away his dark passenger (as foiled by marissa).
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blug
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia623 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-15 07:32:37
October 15 2012 07:32 GMT
#4274
"It's not cheating if you pay for it".

Now that's a good excuse.

They are totally over hyping the nerd stereotype though xD
Derp
Tilorn91
Profile Joined July 2012
Serbia218 Posts
October 15 2012 08:06 GMT
#4275
On October 15 2012 16:00 Akamu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 15:38 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:18 Akamu wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:15 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Oh Hannah, where do you fit into the puzzle.


This. 1000x This. Something was up during that whole exchange. Either she and Dex are gonna get all fuzzy wuzzy and nakey nakey or it's just a giant tease. I'm hoping for the first one.

I hope they don't fuck this up with some dipshit retarded love side plot. They have even on their plate trying to adequately tell one story without going ADHD on us with 5 different sub plots again. If they have any hope of ending the series with any semblance of grace then probably should avoid something that will probably end up going no where.


But what if it's a fucking awesome dipshit retarded love side plot? Hear me out.

So what if this bitch was way more in on the killings than anyone knew? To the point of manipulating what's his face to doing them while she watched or some sick twisted shit like that. I can see Miranda (yes that's Miranda from mass effect) being a real badass.

Cuz I get the vibe she knew something was up with Dexter. And Dexter doesn't really get nervous around the ladies like that. She's totes in the cereal killer club. Slaying apple jack, honey nut cherrios and all kindas of Captain Crunch.

She's gonna call Dexter up in an episode or two from now and wanna do dinner. They are gonna go out for a few drinks and she's gonna go off and slay some rando douche guy that hit on her the other weekend right in front of Dexter, wanting him to get in on the fun. Now Dexter will be torn because she's now the love of his life but she doesn't have a code. Dexter will then try to teach her a code and all will be merry while they kill people together and have sex while they wait for the victims to wake up. Instead of tossing the bodies out to sea because Dexter's boat is now sunk she will use the bodies as fertilizer for her plants like she had been doing with all her other kills. (the humidity increase the decomposition process).

In a shocking turn of events Marissa will get fed up with Deb riding Dexter's dick about the killings and Deb will get fed up with Marissa because she's still in love with Dexter. Marissa then discovers that Deb is in love with Dexter due to her cereal killer lucky charms sense. Marissa procedes to tell Dexter that Deb loves him. Huge bitch fight will ensue and Dexter will be forced to choose one. Except in either scenario one of them will die. DUN DUN DUN.

Except by this point the brotherhood will be on to Dexter and want his head. Although they are unsure how to precede due to him being a cop and wanting to know why he killed Victor. They will see him with his new wifey and use her as collateral to try and bait him into a position that they can kill him. Except they don't realize that she is a cereal killer too and she goes off all count chocula and kills them. Deb arrives at the scene after Dexter calls for help and shoots crazy bitch Marissa so that she can have Dexter all to herself.

Dexter arrives just in time to see Deb take the shot and realizes that Deb has a dark passenger inside her just like he does. They make love in the bloody carnage. The season ends on the cliff hanger that Miami metro shows up to a scenario of a bloodbath and while doing the lab work all they are able to find... is... a semen sample!


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Akamu
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States309 Posts
October 15 2012 08:31 GMT
#4276
On October 15 2012 17:06 Tilorn91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 16:00 Akamu wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:38 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:18 Akamu wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:15 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Oh Hannah, where do you fit into the puzzle.


This. 1000x This. Something was up during that whole exchange. Either she and Dex are gonna get all fuzzy wuzzy and nakey nakey or it's just a giant tease. I'm hoping for the first one.

I hope they don't fuck this up with some dipshit retarded love side plot. They have even on their plate trying to adequately tell one story without going ADHD on us with 5 different sub plots again. If they have any hope of ending the series with any semblance of grace then probably should avoid something that will probably end up going no where.


But what if it's a fucking awesome dipshit retarded love side plot? Hear me out.

So what if this bitch was way more in on the killings than anyone knew? To the point of manipulating what's his face to doing them while she watched or some sick twisted shit like that. I can see Miranda (yes that's Miranda from mass effect) being a real badass.

Cuz I get the vibe she knew something was up with Dexter. And Dexter doesn't really get nervous around the ladies like that. She's totes in the cereal killer club. Slaying apple jack, honey nut cherrios and all kindas of Captain Crunch.

She's gonna call Dexter up in an episode or two from now and wanna do dinner. They are gonna go out for a few drinks and she's gonna go off and slay some rando douche guy that hit on her the other weekend right in front of Dexter, wanting him to get in on the fun. Now Dexter will be torn because she's now the love of his life but she doesn't have a code. Dexter will then try to teach her a code and all will be merry while they kill people together and have sex while they wait for the victims to wake up. Instead of tossing the bodies out to sea because Dexter's boat is now sunk she will use the bodies as fertilizer for her plants like she had been doing with all her other kills. (the humidity increase the decomposition process).

In a shocking turn of events Marissa will get fed up with Deb riding Dexter's dick about the killings and Deb will get fed up with Marissa because she's still in love with Dexter. Marissa then discovers that Deb is in love with Dexter due to her cereal killer lucky charms sense. Marissa procedes to tell Dexter that Deb loves him. Huge bitch fight will ensue and Dexter will be forced to choose one. Except in either scenario one of them will die. DUN DUN DUN.

Except by this point the brotherhood will be on to Dexter and want his head. Although they are unsure how to precede due to him being a cop and wanting to know why he killed Victor. They will see him with his new wifey and use her as collateral to try and bait him into a position that they can kill him. Except they don't realize that she is a cereal killer too and she goes off all count chocula and kills them. Deb arrives at the scene after Dexter calls for help and shoots crazy bitch Marissa so that she can have Dexter all to herself.

Dexter arrives just in time to see Deb take the shot and realizes that Deb has a dark passenger inside her just like he does. They make love in the bloody carnage. The season ends on the cliff hanger that Miami metro shows up to a scenario of a bloodbath and while doing the lab work all they are able to find... is... a semen sample!


I WANT YOU AS THE LEAD WRITTER FOR THE SERIES


Thank you thank you I appreciate the support. I pulled that out of my ass on the spot. But i do have small dreams of writing someday.
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums, what a shame that you came here with someone.
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25657 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-15 09:50:04
October 15 2012 09:49 GMT
#4277
I think Hannah set something of in dexters "lizard brain", it was pretty obvious (at least to me) that there was something going on in that scene. Especially the way dexter first told her to call him dexter and then later switching back to a last name basis. Something ticked him of or something

I actually want her to be in every fucking episode, I loved Yvonne as Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect) and especially as Sarah Walker in Chuck. I loved that show

Another thing (maybe): When the bad guy shot Lewis in the head they specifically showed blood splattering onto the floor of the boat. That scene was also shown in last weeks preview. I think, and maybe i am overthinking it, that the blood may be important later on. If the guy who took care of the body didn't clean it away perfectly Dexter is gonna see it. Dexter is kind of superhuman when it comes to seeing blood

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valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
October 15 2012 10:25 GMT
#4278
Am I the only one who's missing the scene where Deb gets to know about all the victims Dexter killed? Like Trinity, his Brother, Miguel.
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blug
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia623 Posts
October 15 2012 10:30 GMT
#4279
On October 15 2012 17:31 Akamu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 15 2012 17:06 Tilorn91 wrote:
On October 15 2012 16:00 Akamu wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:38 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:18 Akamu wrote:
On October 15 2012 15:15 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Oh Hannah, where do you fit into the puzzle.


This. 1000x This. Something was up during that whole exchange. Either she and Dex are gonna get all fuzzy wuzzy and nakey nakey or it's just a giant tease. I'm hoping for the first one.

I hope they don't fuck this up with some dipshit retarded love side plot. They have even on their plate trying to adequately tell one story without going ADHD on us with 5 different sub plots again. If they have any hope of ending the series with any semblance of grace then probably should avoid something that will probably end up going no where.


But what if it's a fucking awesome dipshit retarded love side plot? Hear me out.

So what if this bitch was way more in on the killings than anyone knew? To the point of manipulating what's his face to doing them while she watched or some sick twisted shit like that. I can see Miranda (yes that's Miranda from mass effect) being a real badass.

Cuz I get the vibe she knew something was up with Dexter. And Dexter doesn't really get nervous around the ladies like that. She's totes in the cereal killer club. Slaying apple jack, honey nut cherrios and all kindas of Captain Crunch.

She's gonna call Dexter up in an episode or two from now and wanna do dinner. They are gonna go out for a few drinks and she's gonna go off and slay some rando douche guy that hit on her the other weekend right in front of Dexter, wanting him to get in on the fun. Now Dexter will be torn because she's now the love of his life but she doesn't have a code. Dexter will then try to teach her a code and all will be merry while they kill people together and have sex while they wait for the victims to wake up. Instead of tossing the bodies out to sea because Dexter's boat is now sunk she will use the bodies as fertilizer for her plants like she had been doing with all her other kills. (the humidity increase the decomposition process).

In a shocking turn of events Marissa will get fed up with Deb riding Dexter's dick about the killings and Deb will get fed up with Marissa because she's still in love with Dexter. Marissa then discovers that Deb is in love with Dexter due to her cereal killer lucky charms sense. Marissa procedes to tell Dexter that Deb loves him. Huge bitch fight will ensue and Dexter will be forced to choose one. Except in either scenario one of them will die. DUN DUN DUN.

Except by this point the brotherhood will be on to Dexter and want his head. Although they are unsure how to precede due to him being a cop and wanting to know why he killed Victor. They will see him with his new wifey and use her as collateral to try and bait him into a position that they can kill him. Except they don't realize that she is a cereal killer too and she goes off all count chocula and kills them. Deb arrives at the scene after Dexter calls for help and shoots crazy bitch Marissa so that she can have Dexter all to herself.

Dexter arrives just in time to see Deb take the shot and realizes that Deb has a dark passenger inside her just like he does. They make love in the bloody carnage. The season ends on the cliff hanger that Miami metro shows up to a scenario of a bloodbath and while doing the lab work all they are able to find... is... a semen sample!


I WANT YOU AS THE LEAD WRITTER FOR THE SERIES


Thank you thank you I appreciate the support. I pulled that out of my ass on the spot. But i do have small dreams of writing someday.


lol dude, you should put that in spoilers. That's probably going to happen =P
Derp
Gosi
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Sweden9072 Posts
October 15 2012 11:20 GMT
#4280
Yvonne Strahovski so fucking haaaaawtttttt.
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