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On March 20 2012 13:12 MrHoon wrote: why would you do this?!
Does hollywood really need more money?!
Yes, it's called the George Lucas Effect.
Soon we can expect transformers prequels, and gritty scooby doo reboots where he's secretly an undercover CIA agent.
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Fuck you Michael Bay...transformers has been completely shit on...with each transformer movie the transformer series plummets....
and now TMNT???? REALLY???? Once again...Fuck You
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NO GOD. NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO....NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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okay so there teenage mutant ninja turtles
but there not actually mutant, there just aliens
and since there aliens there not really teens either
so now its alien ninja turtles
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Michael Bay, especially Steven Spielberg, should be banned from making any films. If Spielberg had his way, I'm sure he would even make a Civil War movie involving... aliens!
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On March 20 2012 13:15 Forikorder wrote: okay so there teenage mutant ninja turtles
but there not actually mutant, there just aliens
and since there aliens there not really teens either
so now its alien ninja turtles
If they're aliens, they wont be turtles.
Alien Ninja it is.
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I really don't understand all this hate. Jar Jar binks is fucking awesome and Transformers 2 and 3 were at least slightly enjoyable watches. I can't see anything not disgustingly amazing about a ninja turtle movie, no matter how much it butthurts your nostalgia. Maybe it's just my age but... I'm gonna go watch that movie with my ninja turtle t-shirts high and I will DAMN RIGHT ENJOY IT.
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On March 20 2012 13:06 hp.Shell wrote: No Splinter? Their names are different? How can they call this TMNT?
Oh wait, it's the Teenage ALIEN Ninja Turtles... so where did they learn to be Ninjas? Mars? WHAT THE HELL.
Seriously. You can't fucking remake a TMNT movie and not even have the turtles have the same names. Like wtf bullshit is that? And no Splinter...
Why not just remake Batman series and instead of his name being Bruce we'll call him Bill and let's pretend that Alfred never existed or that "Bill" is actually a hobo living on the streets.
On March 20 2012 13:16 OniGami wrote: Michael Bay, especially Steven Spielberg, should be banned from making any films. If Spielberg had his way, I'm sure he would even make a Civil War movie involving... aliens!
Tbh I'd watch that <.<
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On March 20 2012 13:30 Zooper31 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 20 2012 13:06 hp.Shell wrote: No Splinter? Their names are different? How can they call this TMNT?
Oh wait, it's the Teenage ALIEN Ninja Turtles... so where did they learn to be Ninjas? Mars? WHAT THE HELL. Seriously. You can't fucking remake a TMNT movie and not even have the turtles have the same names. Like wtf bullshit is that? And no Splinter... Why not just remake Batman series and instead of his name being Bruce we'll call him Bill and let's pretend that Alfred never existed or that "Bill" is actually a hobo living on the streets. Show nested quote +On March 20 2012 13:16 OniGami wrote: Michael Bay, especially Steven Spielberg, should be banned from making any films. If Spielberg had his way, I'm sure he would even make a Civil War movie involving... aliens! Tbh I'd watch that <.<
Dude, Micheal Bay did it.
It's Transformers 1, 2 and 3
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Dafuq is this shit? Seriously dafuq bro? Don't touch TMNT that shit is fucking great.
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On March 20 2012 13:16 OniGami wrote: Michael Bay, especially Steven Spielberg, should be banned from making any films. If Spielberg had his way, I'm sure he would even make a Civil War movie involving... aliens!
lol
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whatever makes the money you know..
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This is out of control... totally out of control. Hollywood is now getting seriously serious plunging into the ninja turtles like this. I held my tongue when they made Transformers knowing that it would be hard for them to sell a movie without some hollywood spin to it (sexy women running, etc) and they had the voice of the original optimus prime. I held my tongue when someone obviously took a hit of acid and thought up making a Dragonball Z movie where Goku is in highschool and meets ChiChi at some random dumb, fucking half assed afterschool fightclub. I then held my tongue while they proceeded to try and make not 1, but 2 scooby doo films. I even held in the hate for them changing the Darth Vader line in the bluray copy of starwars. I kept it in while I watched cartoons fall from grace and wondered what had happened to the saturday morning cartoons I loved as a child, where had the original toonami gone?
Hollywood has gone to far now. To far I say. Now going to go and destroy, nay, butcher the turtles. Going to call them alien turtles huh? Fuck off Michael Bay. You may ruin the memory of my childhood for the current generation of kids having ipads in there strollers and not understanding what a real or well produced cartoon or movie is, but I will take those memories to my grave and tell my children and childrens children about when cartoons and movies were actually made for the purpose of enjoying a different universe of possibilities and imagination instead of run of the mill storylines based around aliens;megan fox; or drama.
If they even so dare as think of making a movie or new series based on the original power rangers, doug, hey arnold... Lord help us all.
EDIT: In all honesty.. it doesn't seem like a big deal to some people, and hey, maybe it really isn't that big of a deal. But my opinion at least is that I know a lot of us have fond memories of these shows they remake into crappy new shows or movies. We have warm memories that won't be shared by anyone watching the turtles for the first time. Changing names, removing key characters, making bumblebee out to be a little bit of a bitch at times instead of the BAMF most of us remember his as. These things there doing to use the same concepts we grew up watching but twist them in ways to benefit there wallets. They don't care about the integrity off the original fan base that made these ideas popular enough in the first place to warrant a remake. They don't care about trying to create an original idea because for what ever reason people in the film industry can't create half an idea as good as some of the ones that popped up in the 80s and 90s.
It's just sad to think that anyone who goes to see any of these movies will get a butchered, hollywood version of something pure and enjoyable a lot of us grew up on. It's just hard to see.
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Look man, I don't care when you just make shitty, bullshit-laden movies filled with explosions in order to numb the brain so that it can't figure out it's not really entertained, it's your life you're wasting, go ahead. But when you start messing with the Turtles, some of us might start taking it personal. Fuck you Michael Bay, and get your filthy hands off of my childhood.
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yeah i love tmnt, owned all the video games for nes back in the day and always owned the vhs tapes but i really dont care that hes doing this. how does this ruin any ones child hood? lolol thats absurd
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Teenage Mutant Alien Ninja Turtles?
Fxxx!!!!
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Hong Kong9152 Posts
This is sadly unsurprising. Only way people like Michael Bay will stop is if their venture becomes unprofitable; and that won't be happening anytime soon because the general population blindly enjoys this trash.
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On March 20 2012 13:46 aBstractx wrote: yeah i love tmnt, owned all the video games for nes back in the day and always owned the vhs tapes but i really dont care that hes doing this. how does this ruin any ones child hood? lolol thats absurd
Because he is raping a Good Thing in the name of profit. Fans might be less upset if the director wasn't Michael Bay of all people, who doesn't exactly have a sterling reputation for making anything but horrible hollywood schlock.
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